Zeus Ex Machina 216

Chapter 216 – The Trial of Three…?

The one who slain the Nemean Lion.

And the name ‘Hydra Hunter’ was attached to it.

-As expected, Hera’s glory!

Many people congratulated me on my achievement, though less so than when I had previously captured the Nemean Lion.

However, there were many bitter parts to be happy.

Why?
Because no one believed I hunted a hydra?

No.

-Well, what about the poison of the hydra…?

Everyone was looking for the hydra’s poison.
I asked how I hunted the hydra, and after I roughly said, ‘I cut off the head, set fire to the cross section, and then slowed down the regeneration,’ they all asked in a coy voice if they had obtained the hydra poison .

– Hydra poison? If I had the spirit to take care of it, I wouldn’t have caught it in the first place.
-Ah, I see… That’s a pity.
– Why are you looking for the hydra’s poison? Who are you going to kill?
– Oh no! How can you say such harsh words! What kind of unscrupulous person am I looking for poison to poison people! I’m just trying to see how strong that poison is…

“The rotten ones.”

Each and every one of them is a mess.
How come there wasn’t a single guy who wasn’t a dick.

Even Creon, the regent of Thebes, asked where the hydra’s venom was.

And all of their eyes contained the idea, ‘As long as there is Hydra’s poison’.

Why are you looking for hydra venom?
That is, of course, because the hydra’s venom is the worst poison ever, threatening even the gods.

There is no other reason.
While using the hydra’s venom against humans, he gradually shows off his power his, and then someday later, he will try to use the hydra’s venom against the gods as well.

The day will come when, for blasphemy, the hydra’s venom will be used.

‘It’s obvious.’

So I pretended not to get the hydra poison.

But maybe it was because Zeus had been living for a long time?
Or is it because he lived in the royal castle as the crown prince of Hercules?

I realized again that a greedy human being can cross the line in front of desire so easily.

Kwauuuuuang!
Swing your fist sideways
There is a hole in the wall, and as soon as I reach out my hand, I hear a startled sound like ‘Ouch’.

“Where is someone else’s clothes?”
“Ahhh…!!”

Grasping his head with a hand outstretched over the breached wall, the captive man screams as he clutches his head.

“Are you even going through my room?”
“Kwaaaaak!”

I tossed him straight to the floor.
And as soon as I stepped out of the shower, I trampled him with my foot.

“What are you doing while others are washing, really.”
“Keu, ugh…!”
“You’re like the others. There’s no way you came to kill me, and you probably attacked because you thought I had hydra poison.”

It’s obvious.
Even if you don’t have mind reading, it’s all the guys who try to break into my room and steal.
There has never been a guy like that before.

“I can treat a woman who comes in to secretly fuck my cock her as her reverse rape her, but I can’t stand her man’s asshole coming in.”
“Oh yeah!

The thief screamed and screamed.

Okay. It would be unfair
If I had found the hydra’s poison, I could have taken it and threatened it in reverse, but I couldn’t find the poison and was caught by me.

“Yes. You must not let them target again. You must set an example so that no one other than you can come.”

Those who aim for Hercules’ goods will deal like this.

Bang!

“Kwaaaaagh!!”

I used the rope in the room to tie his ankles.
Then, towards the tree outside the window, I threw it.

“Quaaaaagh!”

I scream for fear of colliding with a tree.
Now there must be more pain than that, but he doesn’t know that, and he’s spinning upside down on a tree branch.

“I heard it, I heard it.”
“S-Stop it! If it falls like this, hehe, head first…!”
“Oh, let go?”
“Oh no!!”

Tight.
The tree branch that was supporting it like a pulley suddenly came down.
The thief quickly turned to color because of the branch that could not bear the weight of a person.

“It’s okay. I’ve hung up on other people besides you several times. Oh, are you starting to feel the limit now?”
“That, stop it! If it falls on my turn…!”
“Then you’re out of luck.”
“Mi-sorry! I won’t do that again…!”

It turns red like blood rushing to your face.
I wondered if I was going to die, but soon the soldiers who had heard the commotion rushed to me and beckoned me.

“Gong Hercules!!”
“Ah, you’re here. Then, ask for post-processing.”

I let go of the rope.
The thief fell down, and the soldiers caught him upside down.

“After, buy, live…”

Puh–billion!
The soldiers started beating the thief.
As I continued to watch from the window, the soldiers assaulted the thief with their clubs more violently.

Are you uncivilized?
I do not know.
From the sensibility of modern people, it is uncivilized, but this is ancient Greece.

Even the Age of Myth.
Since God himself tried to steal the goods of the person whose name he gave glory to, being beaten like that is rather merciful.

At least because I’m alive.
There is a chance to live and repent.

If I die like this, I will go to the underworld and then fall straight to hell.

“…After.”

Hydra poison.
Just by catching a hydra, people keep looking for poison.

You have to react sensitively.
Even if I don’t know anything else, I don’t know what all of Hercules’ 12 Labors are, but I know this one.

How did the strongest hero who defeated the Nemean Lion, Hydra, and countless monsters die?

Coincidentally, he died because of the hydra’s poison.
Of course I’m resistant to Hydra’s poison now, but other people don’t know that.

In other words.
The reason they are looking for the hydra’s poison is that I am trying to find a way to kill the existence.

Who killed Hercules who killed the Hydra.

For that honor.
I doubt if it’s honorable.

* * *

“You have a lot of trouble too. Because of those who are trying to steal the hydra poison that you don’t even know actually exists.”
“I’m thinking about going to the Hydra’s grave and getting the poison out because of them.”

Time overlapped.
After a long time, I met Theseus, and in my room I drank and ate meat with Theseus and talked.

“You’ve made a lot of achievements in the meantime? With that small body. It’s amazing.”
“Would you be ignorant of someone who caught two monsters with that big size?”
“No, I mean it.”
“I mean it too.”
“It’s a pity to praise.”
“Did I praise you too?”

Even if we meet after a long time, we do not say a word.
Still her hair her was pinker than her slightly reddened face her, and she was becoming more and more like a woman.

“Did any of the villains try to fuck you?”
“Oh, crazy. Why are you talking about that?”
“Ehh. I guess there was? Seeing how dirty it was.”
“Because there was, fuck, you’re just being serious. Why, are you trying to fuck me too?”
“You’re talking crazy bullshit. Why am I fucking you. A dickhead.”
“Somebody said he could just cut off my cock and fuck it in the back.”
“…”
“Don’t imagine, you crazy bastard.”
“Why do you have such dirty fantasies?”

Got caught
Still, that’s not it either.

You can have anal sex with a woman, but only with a titan.

Cutting off a man’s cock and inserting it into an anus is something only homo-olive archaic people who have been destroyed by Pandora’s Box do.

“But was there really such a person?”
“Uh.”
“How did you do it?”
“Rather, I cut off his cock and tossed him next to some horny assholes.”
“Dogs…?”
“Uh. A real dog. Crowd, you should see that.”
“Crazy man. Why are you making me imagine it?”

I tried to throw the glass away, and Theseus giggled and lifted it.

“Hey.”
“Why.”
“If I really had hydra venom, what would you do?”
“…You have a good weapon. I envy you, but are you going to use it on me?”
“No. I’ll use it when you’re trying to fuck me with your dick or spread your ass side to side.”
“Then, I have nothing to write about for the rest of my life, unless I use it on my family or the people of my kingdom. Oh no. Unless I suddenly went crazy and sprayed the city with Hydra poison or something like that.”

Widely.

“How about becoming a mass murderer who kills innocent people by spraying them with hydra venom or something?”

Theseus put down his glass and looked at me coldly.

“It’s your spoils, and it’s up to you to do what you do with it. I don’t care. All I care about is… Villains and monsters.”
“Monster?”
“Uh.”
“Monsters are my specialty.”
“Because it’s a case of being both a monster and a human.”
“What?”
“Minotaur.”
“Ah.”

Interest is gone
Interest is gone

If it’s a female, I’d be interested, but the Minotaur is clearly a male, as it’s clearly heard in my ears.

“Okay. You do the Minotaur. Don’t just go to the Minotaur and get caught and then get eaten.”
“What I’m about to say. Don’t get caught by a strange monster and roll like a female.”
“Even if I treat you like a female, that won’t happen.Hehe.”

I lightly clinked my glasses with Theseus.

“So what are you going to catch?”
“Well. I’m still thinking about it, but all the announcements posted in the Great Festival are all about it.”

After catching the hydra, everything seemed weak.

“But we have to decide on one quickly.”
“Why?”
“Those whore like dogs keep trying to use me. Mainly in the royal family.”
“…From the Cretan royal family?”
“Uh. They tried to use the Hydra Hunters.”

What did they say

“They told me to catch the golden deer of the goddess Artemis alive.”
“…So what did you say?”
“Just one word.”

It was so absurd that he said it to the king’s face.

“Take a dick.”