Chapter 164 – Life Is Wrong (1)
How can we make people forget their hardships?
Come to think of it, after all, sweets are the best.
Although it was not easy to find sweets, most humans are happy when they eat sweets.
Let’s feed humans something sweet.
Dionysus began to focus on sweets.
What is the sweetest food you eat and drink?
Come to think of it, there was one food that could be considered the best.
Nectar.
Nectar, the drink of the gods, is so delicious that its distribution is limited.
Dionysus had never eaten nectar separately, except when he shared it with Rhea.
Humans will surely become happy if they drink something like nectar.
“But I don’t think you should give me the nectar yourself.”
Dionysus was in agony.
What is Nectar?
It is so important that, once again, it is the food of the gods, eaten and drunk by the titan gods along with ambrosia.
And this nectar and ambrosia, especially nectar, were very important to the titan gods.
– Something I can’t live without.
– It is possible to live, but the fun of life is reduced by half.
-The only thing that brings the pleasure of eating and drinking to the titans who live eternally.
Titans, needless to eat and drink, seek food.
It’s food that makes the Titans realize the joy of ‘eating’, and even Leah says that when she receives nectar, she saves it and saves it for later.
As for how important this is, the person who manages nectar and ambrosia in Olympus is none other than Hebe, the daughter of Zeus and Hera.
Considering that there are Hephaestus and Ares of the 12 main gods as the older sisters, there is no need to say what a heavy duty she is entrusted with, even though she did not fit into the 12 main gods.
-Hello, Sister Hebe! My name is Dionysus!
-…Who?
– Dionysus! She is the daughter of the mighty Zeus! Born from the human Semele, he is the first titan to be born of a human!
-…First of all, he’s a younger brother. Phew, I thought you were my younger brother with my mother again. I think that’s the case when a younger brother is born every year. So, what’s up?”
So Dionysus went to Hebe.
-You want me to teach you how to make nectar?
-Yes!
-I’m teaching you, you can do it… But don’t give it to humans or spread it. I can teach you if you swear by the River Styx.
-I swear to the River Styx, I will not provide the recipe for nectar and the nectar that is made to humans.
-…Really? Are you that desperate?
-Yes!
Dionysus asked Hebe for instructions.
Although her mother her was different, Dionysus went directly to Hebe and learned how to make her her nectar.
-To be honest, I’m the one who manages the distribution of this at Olympus, I don’t make the nectar myself. Instead, it only refines and stores what the nymphs have collected.
– What are you collecting?
– Flower nectar.
– Flower honey?
-Yes. The flower nectar collected by the nymphs is refined into a liquid and stored. A pure liquid that is neither rotten nor polluted forever.
Hebe gladly taught Dionysus about her own affairs.
-Can you tell me this?
-Of course. It’s not that it sucks because every time I do this I want to eat and drink everything, but after learning this job, I can feel the power later in the process of distributing nectar and ambrosia. Ho ho ho.
-It’s power…
Like that.
– I am learning well.
– Dionysus! Stop! Please wait! You’re taking my place…! The seat of the god who manages nectar and ambrosia!!
Dionysus mastered all the knowledge about making, managing, and storing nectar.
So having learned from her, Dionysus tried to leave her, but Hebe caught her.
– Dionysus! Please don’t go! You, you will take my place!
-Bye!
– Aaaaa!! No! I can’t do this! Me too, I want to live quietly in my room drinking honey water!! You wanted to become a god with a title! Take over my position! Please!!
-I do not like it! He’s a god stuck in Olympus 24 hours a day, working only to share nectar and ambrosia! I don’t think it suits me!
-Zenzaaaaa!!
Leaving behind the sad parting with Hebe.
Dionysus pondered over the recipes of the two foods under Hebe for about several years.
If ambrosia is fed to a human, she will surely have the power of immortality, but can she really call immortality a blessing?
Then again, the answer is nectar.
You can make humans happy by feeding them nectar-like food.
“Well…”
Food similar to nectar.
“Let’s make some nectar using flower nectar.”
Dionysus, who left the territory of Hebe, is now in Thebes.
To make a drink similar to nectar.
* * *
3 years have passed.
Dionysus built a huge temple somewhere in Thebes, hired human subjects as employees and fed them pseudo-nectar.
And he hired some of them, some very talented people, to work with him as researchers.
– No, how can you live without farming!
-I give you five times as much money as your monthly salary.
– I will work like a dog.
Watching his father his work, Dionysus knew very well how to deal with people below him.
-Oops, priest. Doesn’t sound like this, wow!!
-Sa, save me! Priest! I can’t eat this!
-Sir. No matter how much I love this, if I were to drink this instead of water for a week…
Thanks to humans, we went through a lot of trial and error, and created several similar nectars.
With a little more research in the future, you can arrive at your desired destination.
You can make pseudo-nectars that make humans happy.
That’s what I was thinking.
“…”
Dionysus stared at the bottle full of pseudo-nectar everywhere.
“Shit.”
Dionysus bit his nails.
As Dionysus began to get annoyed, the other humans around him began to notice him.
“Hey, Professor.”
“What.”
“Can we go to work soon…?”
“What?”
Dionysus strode towards the man with deaf eyes and the word ‘leave work’in his mouth.
“Did you create ‘mysterious water’?”
“It’s not that, but…”
“How much is your salary? Shouldn’t you work as much as you get?”
“However…”
The man raised his voice, pointing down at himself.
“When I think about having fun with my girlfriend using this ‘honey gel’, I can’t help but get an erection!”
“…”
At the man’s words, Dionysus froze.
It’s Honey Gel.
Honey Gel.
In the meantime, people called honey gel because of the viscous liquid made using the pseudo-nectar that Dionysus worked hard to develop, using insects called ‘bees’.
Food is food
If you eat it, it’s quite sweet and delicious, and you want to keep sticking your hand in and eating it.
“Okay. Tell me specifically where you’re going to use it. Tell me where-“
“I want to sit my girlfriend down, have her legs close together, apply a lot of honey gel on the triangle between her groin her and suck it with my tongue!”
“Oh hey, you crazy bastard.”
But humans started using it elsewhere.
“In addition.”
“I want to spread it on my girlfriend’s breasts and suck her from the bottom of her breasts to the areola with my tongue!”
“In addition.”
“Spread it all over your butt-“
“Go away!”
Dionysus kicked the man away.
Other researchers in her lab began to notice Dionysus.
“You! Why are you doing this again?!”
“That…”
The female researcher began to hesitate with a strange smile.
“That, the play that Zeus-sama played with Tione-sama… “
“What? Who?”
“Tione-sama. Do you know? The one who received the grace of Zeus-sama in a human body, gave birth to a goddess, and was recognized for her achievements her and was reborn as a goddess in the heavenly kingdom of Elysium .”
“…”
Why don’t you know
It’s her own mother her.
“Bacchus, don’t you know?”
“I know. I know.”
“Is that so? Then do you know the grace he received from the god Zeus?”
“…”
Of course, those present here know Dionysus as a human being, and Dionysus is also living as a human roughly named ‘Bacchus’.
“Haa…! The god Zeus put nectar on his cock his and made Tione suck it by mouth! Even Hera-sama said she was jealous of that act.”
“Are you going to go home and do that with your boyfriend?”
“Yes!! That’s true too, if nothing else, Zeus-sama will forgive you for such an act.”
The act of applying nectar to Zeus’ cock and letting the goddess suck it.
It turned into an act of applying honey gel to a man’s prick and letting a woman suck it.
It turned into an act of applying honey gel to a woman’s body and having the man lick the whole body.
Okay.
Currently, ‘Honey Gel’ developed by Dionysus is gaining huge popularity.
-A very special liquid that helps with sex!
-Even if you eat it, there is no harm to the human body!
– When putting the penis in, apply honey gel and put it in, the girls like it… Hehe
“Fuck.”
Dionysus created what makes you happy.
“How did this happen…?”
It’s just that it’s used for sex.
