Chapter 280 – God Only Gaepatta
The body is light.
Now I understand what the bullshit about soul and body being the same means.
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By integrating the body, he fully learns the sub-skill ? Of the white sun.
?’S identity is revealed.
Acquire [Virgin Bomber].
You have already acquired [Virgin Bomber].
Strengthen as you learn skills repeatedly.
[Virgin Bomber] Will be changed to ‘Always win against virgins’ instead of ‘Never lose to virgins’.
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As if to bless her newly changed senses, she was even strengthened to become a virgin bomber.
Even though it was not a crisis situation, it was like begging me to win.
‘I can’t lose.’
Thinking of that, calmly Zeus, Poseidon and Thor.
I listened calmly as the trio of idiots spat out word by word.
In game terms, it feels like a cutscene before a battle.
“I’ll finish you off, Baek Taeyang.”
The battle seemed to begin as it was after Thor’s words, the youngest of the idiot trio.
Thor made the worst choice.
“Come, my faithful men.”
The sky opens and the virgins fall.
It even looked as if they were forced to quickly test the performance of the newly enhanced virgin bomber.
Hera and Artemis didn’t exactly know my ability, so they spat out a worried cry.
‘It’s something that needs to be shown.’
It was enough for her to witness with her own two eyes how strong she had a relationship with a male.
“Die!”
The Valkyries and former virgins who have been called by Thor raise their voices and approach me.
At first glance, not losing and winning seem similar, but the results were different.
In the case of the previous case, if it feels like giving strength so as not to lose, which is the worst case.
Now it was a way to grant overwhelming strength for victory.
As a result.
[You always win against a virgin.]
[You always win against a virgin.]
[You always win against a virgin.]
[A virgin can never defeat you, and you are a virgin’s scourge.]
Thanks to the countless messages of victory that came to my mind, I couldn’t feel the tension even in the melee.
“Kyaaak!”
If you swing your hand, the Valkyries will be swept away as you swing.
There was no need to give and take any special battles.
“You dare this bastard!”
“That’s absurd.”
The eyes and voice of evil, as if someone were watching an evil villain tearing his comrades to pieces in the middle of enemy lines.
It was an overly emotional aspect for him to appear out of the blue and try to kill someone.
‘A fool.’
Thor couldn’t do anything in this situation and could only stare at it.
Due to the nature of lightning, which does not discriminate between peers, the more allies there are, the more limited the use of abilities.
It would have been a little more difficult if Thor had attacked alone instead of using Valkyrie from the beginning.
Surrounded by virgins like this, Thor had to watch the Valkyries pass out one by one.
Zeus and Poseidon were similar, but for different reasons.
Since Thor and his affiliation were completely different, the concept of cooperation was very weak, so he was not taking any gestures.
It looked like he was probably waiting for the moment when his bottom line would be revealed.
The problem is.
“It’s that complacent idea that I’ll become what you think.”
[Tyrant activated! Ignore the ones below.]
[Asmodianization activated! You have activated Tyrant. The tyrant of greed is manifesting in the divine realm.]
It means that I have no intention of matching it to that rhythm.
Bang!
The reason why the disadvantaged side doesn’t start a search battle is because they can die while looking at the liver.
I tried to check the liver by tapping it, but the other person also tapped it the same way.
If it gets stuck in the pit of the stomach like a hook rather than a jab due to the difference in weight class.
“Pueeaek!”
The impact is beyond imagination.
I don’t know if I’m prepared in advance.
It works even more fatally for a guy who is watching the situation with a clownish armor.
In an instant, she pierces Valkyrie’s waves, inserts a flying knee kick into Thor’s stomach, and then swings the holy sword at Thor’s throat.
“Profit!”
Even if he is rotten, it may be because he is a god who has been through some wars, so Thor hastily adjusted his posture and barely avoided getting his throat cut.
In return, his nose was broken from an ugly roll on the floor, but it was fine compared to having his throat cut.
“I don’t think they have any intention of helping you.”
“Because I think I’m enough!”
As if Thor had decided to move in earnest, he began emitting lightning from his body.
It was very strange because it looked like an electric eel or a representative mascot of a cartoon character.
If it was the same as before, I would have thought that I should be careful.
Now it was like watching a kindergarten joke party without any of that.
‘My body is still light.’
Even though he activated the tyrant and demonization at the same time, he didn’t feel any load on his body.
Rather, it was as light as a feather, so it was a very fantastic feeling to the point of flying.
It moved as I wanted it to, and a feeling that was really close to God was circulating through my body like blood.
“I can’t lose to humans!”
“I just don’t lose.”
A record that has never been defeated.
Confidence that comes from experience and the past, not arrogance or bravado.
Baek Tae-yang and defeat were not words that fit together.
The lightning moves faster than it is about to strike the body, putting pressure on Thor.
In the end, Thor should have at least struck lightning in the direction I was in, as long as he couldn’t strike random lightning strikes.
Because he couldn’t keep up with my movements, he became a puppet who couldn’t do anything.
“Pueek! Stop! I! Gup! Evil! God! Everything!”
“And stupid.”
In the first place, they were the ones who were stuck because they were beaten by An Fatty and An Bi-sil.
Each person’s personality is different, but it was a story that most of the levels would be there anyway.
If you look at the food chain, it must be a structure where there are gods under An Fattaeng and An Bi-sil.
As I am the top predator of fans by grabbing all of the fat and secret rooms, this situation was, in a way, natural.
A titan of Olympus and a giant of Asgard.
That was me
“What did you do to the human subject!”
“You’re also using short language.”
If I had known what happened to Apollo after he was beaten like that, he would have been well educated on etiquette.
That part was really disappointing.
Fuck!
“Huh…”
Grab the guy’s hair and smash Thor’s chin with the hand holding the sword.
Since it was an old-fashioned helmet, only the head was covered, the only weak point being the lower part of the face.
As the place was easily attacked, Thor was unable to use his full strength.
“Geeeee!”
I tried to swing Mjolnir like a last-ditch effort.
[Thor’s male rank is lower than yours.]
[He robs Mjolnir.]
It just looks like Kim Min-soo’s brush sword.
“We need to manage our weapons well.”
This one might sound silly, so I’ll leave it at that.
Until the moment he put Mjolnir in his inventory, Thor shouted something and something, wondering what was wrong with him.
The problem was that his jaw was broken and he couldn’t pronounce it properly.
“I feel like a real villain.”
“You’re trash that shouldn’t exist here.”
Bang!
As if aiming for the moment when he was trying to relax, Zeus sent out a bolt of lightning.
A nonchalant attack, as if it didn’t matter if Valkyrie was given an electric shock.
It was because he definitely didn’t belong to him, so his identification with his peers was very clear.
Maybe he thought that if he considered that, he wouldn’t be able to catch me for the rest of his life.
“To agree.”
Poseidon also came to me brandishing his trident.
I threw Thor at Poseidon and flew straight to Zeus.
Since I caught one lightning bolt, I thought I would clean up the next lightning bolt.
“I’m not like Thor.”
Bang!
Lightning strikes again.
Even just looking at it, it felt like it was on a different level from Thor’s.
‘It was the difference between caring about the real Valkyrie or not.’
Still, Poseidon raised a wave and threw Valkyrie and Thor into a corner.
“Thor isn’t really out of class, because he’s not a mythological protagonist. He’s just a bit popular.”
In Norse mythology, if you ask who the master is, everyone will say Odin.
The same was true of Greek mythology.
If you ask who the owner is, everyone says Zeus.
The weight that the name gives is unique.
I saw what you wanted to say.
‘It means I won’t feel much of a difference.’
Something more like an angry electric eel.
I didn’t know what he was saying so coolly with a level that was no more and no less.
When I actually dealt with them, I was ashamed of the past, where I had to go undercover against these guys and say what to do.
And contrary to Zeus’ bravado, things were going too well for me.
Valkyrie ended with one gesture and Thor was knocked down.
Poseidon was watching whether he was preparing for a joint attack with Zeus.
“Master!”
Athena brought my weapon.
Whoops.
A club that comes flying like a missile wraps around my hand.
“This is a Pattaya made to be used when you beat you.”
God’s only dog.
How is it?
After saying that, I ran towards them.
It was time to end the boring time.
