Your Girlfriend Is Sick 249

Chapter 249 – Seong Chun-Hyang Sex Education

A Saturday where Kim Min-soo is imprisoned and greeted peacefully.
After summoning Chunhyang and Merphy, I sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV.

‘Because I’m doing this, I feel like I’ve become a dog owner.’

A life of watching TV with summoned beasts unleashed on weekends.
This was the ideal relaxation I was looking for.
Although it was a flaw that there were two 19 gold nugget summons instead of pets.
Well, no problem, so I decided to move on.

“Merphy! If you’re going to do laundry like that, I’ll wash it with ice like washing your pussy and hang it outside!”
“M-Aren’t you talking too much… Me, I just wanted to be of help to the owner, ha, I did it, but I just, look at it… So…”
“Then do it right so that you can help. It’s not even helpful, but thinking that you’ll be condescending for helping me, I’m going to die of anger!”
“Okay…”

The advantage was that it was louder than when I was alone.
The downside was that it was louder than when I was alone.
Shall we say that it is truly an infinite cycle in which the advantages and disadvantages become one?

‘I thought the gods would come right away, but it’s not like that.’

If you ruined the press conference and said your aspirations so nicely, something might happen.
Contrary to the momentum with which they declared war, they did not show any movement even after several days.
Feeling suspicious, I asked Lyriel how Luvenia was, but the answer came back that it was no different than usual.

‘Are you looking at the estimate?’

It wouldn’t be easy to jump right into me, who had perfect physical therapy for the two writers who ruled the world.
Still, I didn’t know that the authors of God would take such a passive attitude.
Until now, I thought that all the kids who appeared as villains were sluggish or passive.
But it’s true when you look at the security room and the gods, they’re all similar.

In order to become a villain, he didn’t know if there was a test he had to do or not.

‘Is there anything I can do?’

In my mind, I wanted to call all my girlfriends right away and go on a crazy date.
I didn’t know what would happen to me after the anti-fat and security room disappeared, so I chose to be alone for now.
I couldn’t say this part as it is, so I had no choice but to cover it up with my girlfriends, so I promised to make up for a date later.
As I was wasting time flipping through the TV channels for a long time, I heard Chunhyang’s voice.

“Sir! Housework is finished.”
“Oh yeah, you worked hard.”
“Owner! Me too! Why don’t you praise me?”
“Yeah, Merphy did a good job too.”
“Huh, of course.”

There was no need to hire a housekeeper since the summons did all the housework for them.
Especially in the case of Chunhyang, she said that she was confident that she could do better than Gaksi Wooreong, and even objected to my hiring someone.
They say that it is right that the person who does a better job and waits at night should of course also attend during the day.

“Then the girl’s work is done, so let’s go rest.”
“Oh yes.”
“Owner! I want a snack! Ice cream and snacks! And there’s a TV channel I want to watch!”
“Yeah… Take care of it.”

Living together with an adult woman whose brain is full of gold and a holy sword whose head is supposed to be empty.
Now that I’m used to it, I try to pass it like usual.

‘Uh?’

Something flashed in my mind.
The thought that I was missing something filled my brain and seemed to demand that I keep trying to figure out the answer.

‘What was it? What did you eat? Where did I go wrong?’

I checked the situation once more.
Chunhyang and Merphi finished her chores, and Merphi took her break, and Chunhyang did the same.
Wait, is Chunhyang the same?

‘That’s it!’

Jump up.

I immediately got up from my seat and moved to the place where Chunhyang entered.
I always promised to do it several times when I had time, but I forgot.

“Chunhyang-ah!”
“You’re better!”
“I have something to do!”
“Yeah!”

It’s today.
It was time to correct Seong Chun-hyang’s false knowledge of sex.

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“Sit comfortably for now.”
“You’re better.”
“…? Why did you come?”

When Chunhyang was seated in her chair, Merpy sat very casually in the seat next to her.

“Isn’t it necessary for me to know about sex knowledge too? Lord, I’m a body that has received the owner’s dick…”

The last words, with a bowed head and a low voice, made me think that I really ate her virgin.
It was such a virgin reaction that I was even embarrassed.

“…Chunhyang is a customized education, so I wonder how helpful it will be to you.”

Stop wasting time here.
I got straight to the point.

“Chunhyang, if you give a problem, you will guess the correct answer and I will correct the answer. We will educate you this way, okay?”
“Okay!”
“A man and a woman holding hands, then, what’s on your mind here?”

I couldn’t start with the difficult ones, so I decided to start with the easy ones.
It’s because I don’t think I’m ready yet to ask how I feel about a complicated relationship.

“Isn’t that the perfect sex angle?”
“What?”
“When I searched for it, if I twirled my thumbs on my palms when I held my hands, that’s what I know as a signal to fuck and eat my womb. Do you not have the desire to…”
“…No, that’s wrong. It was just holding hands in a fresh way. The purpose was to really hold hands, not for any other purpose.”
“It can’t be, it’s better…!”

Astonishment is heard as soon as an unusual wrong answer is replaced with a common sense one.
Chunhyang wasn’t kidding, she was genuinely surprised and couldn’t keep her mouth shut.
Seong Chun-hyang, who showed her trembling eyes as if she couldn’t believe it.
Unperturbed by such an appearance, I raised another problem.

“Really, this one is easier than before. I’ll just ask what the word means. What is pure love?”
“Give birth to a child, I will give birth to a child, I want to eat a child who looks innocent.”

I was slightly dizzy at the answer that came out as if it had been entered in advance.
As she dug into the details of the ideas that usually disturbed her, she felt like she was really looking into an abyss.
How could such a sound come out of the mouth of a child wearing such a modest hanbok?

“Pure love means pure love. It’s really just beautiful… There’s something like that in romance.”
“But don’t they have sex in the end, too? It’s because they didn’t say it. After all, when they release her womb and ovulate, she spreads her legs in an M shape as if she’d never done that, and she’s sure to let go of her throat and cry out for a penis.”
“…Ah, wouldn’t it?”
“Come right”

I was taken aback by the nuance that it was only the right answer because I had peeked at the truth.

“I’ve been looking at some things on the internet and on novel sites lately…Most of them really are.”

I hope you will forgive me for saying this at the risk of being rude to a girl.
After belatedly coming to my senses at Chunhyang’s well-organized attitude, I pondered her words once again.

‘Internet? Fiction site?’

So, did he really surf the Internet in front of the computer whenever he took a break?
It was so unreliable that I spilled it in one ear, but I can’t believe it was real.

“What are you watching?”
“Yeah?”
“What do you look for on the Internet and on novel sites?”
“Of course…”

When Chunhyang’s mouth opens, all the desires in the world come out like the moment Pandora’s box is opened.
Chunhyang has a huge number of sex-related sites that pop up regardless of whether they are overseas, domestic, illegal or legal.
What was even more surprising was that she had quite a name position there.

“…And finally, there is Nobelia, please.”
“The last one is, but at least… Well… There are all ages.”
“I don’t treat girls unless they are 19 gold.”
“…Yes.”

I gave up on teaching.
I was convinced that no matter what I did, there would be no income.
How do you rehabilitate a high-ranking name who is active on numerous sites and is called the Color Chunma?

‘Okay, let’s just live like this.’

She vowed not to stare into the abyss she was deep in anymore.

Seong Chun-hyang.
She was the darkest thing I’ve ever known.

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“It’s nice to finally be able to move properly.”
“That’s right.”
“Hermes, in that sense, what happened to the messenger I sent last time?”
“That’s… They said it was smashed.”
“What?”

Inside Olympus.
When Zeus heard that his messenger had been destroyed by the white sun, he was furious.
No matter how much I had been suppressed by An Fat and An Bi-sil, but this was over the limit.
Because they were never to be ignored.

“Does that mean we have to tell them who we are? I thought they’d take a good look at me for a while just because I’m a warrior!”
“But, well… I also think it can be done. It’s a good enough existence.”
“That’s the problem! Now we! God exists, how can we still maintain the same attitude!”

I must prepare to punish God immediately!

Did the wolf appear when the tiger disappears?
A place where Baek Tae-yang does not exist, toward the end of An Fatty and An Bi-sil.
They were the gods of Olympus who were trying to step on the same ending.