Your Girlfriend Is Sick 248

Chapter 248 – I’ll Trample You

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Countless cameras fired their flashes and were eager to capture me one more time.

‘Of all the press conferences I’ve ever held, I think this one is the best ever.’

The rented space was so full of reporters that it was on the verge of bursting.
Due to the lack of seats, the Awoken reporters were hanging from the ceiling with their microphones out all the way while filming me.

“Baektaeyang Hunter! How were you able to catch criminal Kim Min-soo?”
“What’s the secret to finding the criminals you couldn’t even find out where they were!”
“According to rumors, there was a rumor that you soloed the spider wetland dungeon on the middle of Mt. Baekdu! What do you think!”

As soon as I returned home, the first thing I did was not to call the police, but to gather reporters.
It was the result of my choice because if I called the police first, rumors about what I had done might not spread properly.
Reporters were convened with the help of Chairman Kang Tae-min and Choi Young-nam, and this scene unfolded in less than 5 minutes.
It was so crazy that everyone thought that they were staying near the airport waiting for me to come.

“I will take questions in turn. The question earlier was how did you catch Kim Min-soo?
“Ooooo…”

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Didn’t they say that if you’re famous, you’ll get applause even if you poop?
Even though I didn’t say much, my answer filled the scene with admiration.
The purpose of the press conference was partly to receive this kind of treatment, and partly because I did not participate in the competition.

After telling Jang Doo-cheol that he was participating in an external competition, he did something else anyway. I needed something thick to cover it up.

‘It’ll be okay if we raise the academy’s status a little through a press conference.’

Judging by the irregular breathing, Kim Min-soo seemed to have come to his senses right away.
In his heart, he wanted to run away at any moment, but realizing that it was impossible now, he was in a state of pretending to faint.
It’s understandable, but it’s supposed to be the last time we’re on an official ship, so we’re doing that.
When an opportunity came to him, he couldn’t tell whether it was an opportunity or a rotten rope.

“After that… I thought I would participate in the biggest tournament in the same sense. I think he would have made a plan to raise Korea’s prestige in that way and give it an indulgence.”
“You know that all too well, but didn’t you contact Kim Min-soo separately to create this situation?”
“What bullshit are you talking about…?”

The atmosphere became tense due to only one trolling.
The reporters began to search with their eyes wide for where the child they had just asked the question was.
After a short time of 3 seconds, as soon as the sound of ‘I found it!’ Is heard, all the anger is fired at one person.

‘What?’

However, I felt a strange energy from the reporter who spit out the question.
I can’t remember exactly where I felt that, but one thing’s for sure is that it was suspicious.
Still, I haven’t done anything special yet, so I watched the situation for a while, keeping an eye on the reporter.

“Who’s the bastard you just said!? Isn’t he crazy!?”
“Pull it out! Pull it out, where is this place! To whom did you say such a thing! You have to let your body know!”

The press conference hall quickly became noisy.
I quietly raised my hand and demanded calm, and the situation was quelled very quickly.
A reporter who doesn’t change his expression even in this level of noise.
If you were a normal human, your face would have turned white right away and you would have been trembling.

There was definitely something.

“There was a bit of a fuss. Well, I’m not going to take any weird questions, and I don’t give up press conferences right away because I’m offended by things like this, so you don’t have to worry too much.”
“Ohhh… A big crowd… As expected…”
“He has a good-looking face, a good body, and outstanding abilities… He carries a gun barrel between his thighs… A man who has everything he doesn’t have.

The last words were not from a reporter, but from Kang Tae-min, who is getting a lot of money with Baek Tae-yang coins.
He was moving very busily as if he was trying to imprint ‘I am Baek Taeyang’s manager’ across the country through this opportunity.
Thanks to that, it was comfortable, but there were times when I would lift people up to such an extent that it was burdensome.

[Owner, why is that a burden! You must be taken for granted! If you elect me and become a hero, this much is natural! Besides, you’re not a huge idiot who even used me as a sword sheath… ]
[Come with me, my dear, my dear King God, General Emperor, Majesty, Chungmugong, Immortal Yi Sun-shin, Taekwondo Jin, and Megaton… ]

‘Stop.’

If it’s more than that, it’s a brain break.
Merphy and Chunhyang’s jjongal jjongal combo immediately cut off the pulse.
Even in the private plane, he continued to say useless things like that, and he didn’t know the end.

“The Baekdu mountain solo attack is all nonsense. How can I attack it alone? I’m just called a hunter out of undeserved love. I’m still in a situation where I’m not enough for active hunters and I have a lot to learn.”

Here, it was appropriate to roughly end the situation with a tone of humility and respect.
I don’t know how the rumor got there, but it was really known, so there was nothing good about it.

If the freshman is already at this level, it was the number of cases that could lead to the question of why he bothered to attend the academy.
For me, who wants to go to the academy for a long time and spend a leisurely life, it was a subject I should avoid the most.
Besides, there are so many things to be solved in the future, but it was difficult to cool down like this with only the middle of Mt. Baekdu.

‘It will be clear when the time comes.’

It was understandable to want to know at least one more thing about me, but it was not okay to not.

“Do you have any more questions? I’ll take a little more and finish it.”

Since everything I had to say is over, I’m about to get a few more and end my seat as a fan service.

“If God threatens you, will you obey?”
“?”

A question popped up that didn’t fit the current situation.
These were the words of a reporter who I had dismissed as bullshit a while ago.

‘What?’

But, oddly, something was different.
Written language that is too awkward to be seen as being spoken by a person.
And even the familiar energy that gently exudes.

It was the same as I felt in Rubenia.

“Please evacuate the people. Except for that person.”
“All right.”

To be safe, I hurriedly sent the reporters outside and stared at the reporter who spit out the question.
Looking closely, I could feel the slight current flowing through my eyes.

“God thank you, and I think you will rightly give them the place of their representative. I hope you appreciate this and be polite.”
“What?”

It reminded me of the message that appeared when Anvisil lost power after An Fatty disappeared.
The content that the gods who have been suppressed will reveal their appearance and will no longer stay still.
I guess that’s why this situation happened.

It was absurd.

“What bullshit are you talking about?”
“Above, the great me, Zeus nini nini’s oh oh Olympus!!!”

Creak creak creak.

The reporter bent over like a puppet, unable to utter the correct pronunciation as if it was difficult to convey his words.
It wasn’t to the point of being disgusting, it felt like we were dancing each other or break dancing, but it was fresh.

“Ah no, ah, aas, Asgard deed deed deed de retaliation, ah no, you say to us”
“Um. I see.”

I couldn’t hear exactly what they were saying, but it became clear what they meant.
I clapped my hands and moved towards the reporter.
Somehow, from the beginning, I wanted to feel a strange energy that didn’t look like a human, but it turned out that it was a puppet of the gods.

“Tell the gods, do you know how An Fat and An Bi-sil got beaten by me?”

It could have been if you didn’t know.
Things that were not omnipotent were beaten by An Fat and An Bi-Sil, and getting some fresh air after a long time made me go crazy.
Yeah, I thought it could be anything.

Because it wasn’t wrong.

“If you still don’t know, you should talk to me then.”

Let me briefly introduce myself here.
My name is Baek Tae-yang.
Her job is a therapist who uses conversation as her main means.
Patients who have been cured have anti-fat and anvisil, and currently boast a 100% success rate.

“Olympus? Asgard? Bring them all.”

I’ll step on it one by one.
The main character disappeared from this world? No way.
What are you talking about with my eyes wide open like this?

“I’ll trample you.”

So that I will never cross the earth again, so that I can live with my head bowed for the rest of my life, thanking you for saving me.
If you can’t do that, you can help.
As I said before, my job is a therapist.

It was a job that specialized in making things go wrong.

“Jijijiji won’t you forget mama mama’s words right now? Won’t you?!”

Fuck!

I didn’t need to hear more bullshit, so I slammed my fist down on the puppet’s head.

“Eude deed.”

Chuuk.

A puppet that collapses as soon as it gets hit.
It was as if the skin of a snake had been extinguished.

“There are still many children to be beaten.”

I had a hunch that patients would appear one after another.

“It can’t be helped.”

For the time being, Baek Taeyang’s work seemed to be uninterrupted.

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