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[Year-Round] Yogurt Lady 38

[Year-Round] Yogurt Lady 38

Chapter 38 – A Useless Extra Episode to Take a Break – Junwoo’s Dream

A white room with nothing in it. Junwoo was praying in a place whose size I couldn’t even guess.

Pung-

As if he had heard Junwoo’s prayer, smoke appeared from somewhere and God appeared.

Junwoo

: God, do I really have to live with this boring character for the rest of my life?

God

: Didn’t you notice it in the first episode? Sohee, what kind of twist can there be in a bastard who wrapped his dick in stockings and jerked off?

Junwoo

: But isn’t that what stories are all about? Growing by overcoming hardships and adversity and eventually discovering the most noble value…

God

: Anyway, Aristotle is the problem. That mutant bastard ruined them all.

Junwoo

: A variant? Isn’t that Origin and Classic?

God

: Go away. I am god. It’s my heart, you bastard.

Junwoo

: Wow~

God

: Still, in case it is some consolation, the character called you is an allegory expressing Merleau-Ponty’s philosophy and a symbol representing the confused identity of men in today’s era. Besides that, blah blah blah…

Junwoo

: I don’t even understand what this nonsense is. It seems like you’re just babbling about whatever comes to mind?

God

: Absentmindedly? Are you talking? Hey you bastard, I’m a god!

Junwoo

: Isn’t it necessary to add one more syllable before God? Like a bong or a back-

God

: Did John Man wrap his hair around his head? Haha. I, the rookie, will be patient. Anyway, didn’t I give you the luxury cock that all women covet? Be satisfied with that.

Junwoo

: You are at a disadvantage, so you change your mind. Oh, of course, I am also grateful to Jonni for giving me the king’s cock. But that alone is not enough.

God

: What more do you need?

Junwoo

: You gave Sohee perfect beauty, Hyeoncheol with superior physical strength, and Seongah with an unusual character. What do I have? Even things like special abilities, luck, or the common secret of birth.

God

: There is no such thing.

Junwoo

: Damn…

God

: When you feel unfair, think of Youngho and take comfort. That guy has an ugly face, he’s a pig, he’s so stupid, and he’s so mean, it’s a shame. Compared to that, you are a very nice guy.

Junwoo

: Do we really have to compare it to Youngho? I want something more protagonist-like. Sometimes, or almost always, other characters seem more like the main characters!

God

: Who says you are the main character?

Junwoo

: Eh? Of course, it wasn’t like that, was it?

God

: …

Junwoo

: …

God

: Think what you want.

Junwoo

: That’s too much!

God

: I don’t have time to talk to you at length. It’s my first holiday in a while, so I have to do some cleaning and laundry and watch some movies I saved on Netflix.

Junwoo

: Are you God?

God

: That’s right.

Junwoo

: You’re lying. You’re a fraud.

God

: Ugh, this shit… Come on, you bastard. Tsk tsk-

Junwoo

: I’ll be amazed. Go away.

God

: Chuchuchut-

Junwoo

: Oh, go away~

Puk!

Junwoo

: Aww~ Did you hit me just now?

God

: A weakling.

Junwoo

: Eui~!

Junwoo’s fist shook the air. Shin floated above Jun-woo’s head, begging him and mocking him.

God

: Melongmelong~ Head to head~ Search through~

Junwoo

: Ugh~! I don’t do it, Mr.

God

: You can’t help it. So do it. Giggles~ Giggles~

Junwoo

: Fuck you! I’m so fucking pissed!

Junwoo wakes up from his sleep. The morning sunlight was brightly illuminating the room.

“Why is this dream so vivid? What is a character in a story…”

Junwoo stroked his erect cock. Still a big and hard dick.

It was a strange dream, but anyway, at this moment when he woke up, Junwoo felt with his whole body that it was clearly reality.

〈Useless extra episode to take a break – End of ‘Junwoo’s Dream’ 〉

[Year-Round] Yogurt Lady

[Year-Round] Yogurt Lady

[연중]요구르트 아줌마
Status: Completed Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Korean
"She doesn't just deliver yogurt."

Junwoo hears rumors about a new yogurt lady in town, but somehow things don't turn out the way he expected...

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