Chapter 248 – #15 the Guard and the Fake Hero (23)
Shihan didn’t tell me what supplies he had prepared for me, but I knew perfectly well what was in their pockets his. Merchants in cities that are friendly to me informed me.
When I asked why he didn’t ask, he told me that it was only natural to report to the person in charge of the warrior’s party.
Thanks to that, he was also able to figure out how many return books the fake warrior party had. One each for Mebesa and Kirimo. Since it was only for escaping the dungeon, I had only one copy with the mind that I could just go out and buy it again.
On the other hand, Shihan bought three return books from Yuna’s magic shop. Suppose there are a few more.
“Shit! A letter of return!”
Shihan shouted in a theatrical tone. The relatively naive Kirimo and Mebesa were swept away.
“Oh, what can I do! Suhan Ball! Come to your senses!”
“You’re right. To say Miss Celica’s name her and suddenly attack her. Did you even go mad?”
“The madness must have been yours. Are you aiming for my woman because there is no one to target?”
“Oh, you are wrong! I have dark feelings for Miss Greystar…”
“This bastard doesn’t talk.”
“Don’t try to convince me!”
Shihan put his hand in his pocket. Bastard trying to write a return letter again? I immediately threw a sword strike and cut off the guy’s wrist.
“Ah!”
“Suhan Ball!”
“Are you really going to kill me? This is too much!”
Alice, whom I trusted, also said something.
“Impersonating a hero is a mortal sin… That’s true, but killing people is a bit… “
“That’s a pest. You don’t know what kind of scam a bastard who is bold enough to cheat the king and deceive the whole kingdom will go elsewhere. Maybe we can fill the lake with the tears of blood shed by the victims.”
It was bullshit that I started to convince Alice, but I was persuaded. One more reason to kill Cheeky Shihan.
“Still, there is a possibility of being reformed… “
While Alice was desperately persuading me, Shihan pulled out her return letter from her arms to her. Her arm her is still there, so don’t be fooled.
“You coward!”
I cut Shihan’s return book and his hand at the same time.
“Cheak!”
“What?”
“There was one more return letter?”
Mebesa and Kirimo were frightened. Shihan had a seizure.
“I went out and informed Suma of his madness and tried to save you guys! But this is the last one, the crazy Suma bastard is trying to kill us all! You have to subdue him if you want to live!”
“How do we beat the sword master!”
“You’re right…”
“Then are you going to die like this?”
He had no intention of killing Kirimo and Mebesa. I thought I’d put him in prison and put him in the hands of a Romanov or a Romanov inquisitor.
But it’s good if you jump in. Because you can ask for a bigger punishment.
“Aggression on the verge of death. Good. Where do you live?”
In case Ellis could get in the way, she blew a telephony.
– I have no intention of killing you. Criminals should go to jail. The guard’s job is to arrest criminals and imprison them, so I, the captain of the guard, can’t possibly ignore the procedure.
“I see. I believed in Suma.”
“Ellis?”
“Ellis! Do you believe in Suma more than us who raided the dungeon together? Did you even have sex with him!”
Wince
“Ah, ah, no… “
Elise, erring her lies, couldn’t finish her. Murderous intent appeared in Kirimo and Mebesa’s eyes.
“With so many women! Why did you even touch Alice-sama! You are still human!”
“Die! Die!”
This completes the collection of evidence. I swung my sword and cut off their limbs. Mebesa, suffering from mana exhaustion, died without being able to resist once, but Kirimo endured a little like her knight her.
Even so, it’s an intermediate Auror user level. If you can dodge the sword master’s cut and counterattack, you shouldn’t be the best.
“Whoa! Aagh!”
“Quaaaaagh!!”
“Ellis. If left alone, they will die of excessive bleeding. Cure it.”
“Yes!”
Elise cured the two wriggling wrigglers like slimes. You treated her severed limbs her so they don’t grow back. In the meantime, Shihan whimpered and tried to tear up the return book with his snout.
“Yeah. They said it was the last return letter, so another one is coming out?”
I approached him and took the return letter. And kicked her in the face.
“Cheak!”
“You fake bastard. What did you cheat on?”
“I am not fake! A real warrior! I don’t know what you’re misunderstanding, but if you kill me, there will be no one to subdue the demon lord!”
“Yeah~ I already found a real hero.”
“What?”
Shihan was dumbfounded.
“Finally stopped snouting. It’s been really noisy.”
“What are you talking about! I’m real! There can be no real hero!”
“Miss Alice. Didn’t you see the red-haired woman at the Lily of the Valley Inn?”
“A person like that… Uh, if it’s a pretty female hunter, I’ve seen one.”
“He is a real warrior.”
“Really?”
“I filmed him using a hero-only skill.”
While talking with Ellis, Shihan, who was detected by the aura, wiggled suspiciously. Why are you rubbing your crotch?
“Ha, you crazy bastard.”
I split his thigh and put my sword in his crotch. Then, a heinous return letter appeared.
“It was four. I prepared four copies of the return book. Why do ordinary people carry four Return Books while carrying only one? If there is no corner to be stabbed, this is not the case.”
“I am thoroughly prepared!”
“Make excuses and go to hell.”
Elis shouted as she raised her sword.
“Suma! No matter how wicked he is, he must not be killed!”
“Such Hogu characters are out of fashion a long time ago.”
Without hesitation, he also cut off Shihan’s legs. Looking at it like this, it’s like a biological hole. I’m a man, so I can’t really be ona hall, but I mean.
Elise hurriedly treated the man’s wounds. His limbs sprouted and he cut them off again.
“Not a complete cure, just enough to stop the bleeding.”
“Yes…”
Ellis trembled as she used her last name her.
“Miss Alice. Scary?”
“Huh. Yes…”
“It’s okay. Alice-sama is a true saint.”
“What if I am not a real saint? Are you going to kill me like them?”
What is this again?”
“I know very well that Alice-sama is real. Even if she’s fake, you know? I am not leaving her wife her.”
“Yes.”
Elise’s trembling stopped.
“Fuck… Bastard…”
“Our Shihani still has a bad mouth.”
“Khehehe. I’m going to die anyway, so what? Just kill you motherfucker.”
It’s so strange. I wanted to kill him when he was fucking, but when he asked me to kill him, I wanted to save him.
“Okay?”
He stabbed Suhan hard with the tip of his sword. Alice could not stand it and turned her head away, but she worked hard on her voice.
“Huh…”
“I don’t want to die… Save me…”
“Kill! Kill! Just kill me!”
I don’t want to waste my time torturing the little ones, but I need to fix Shihan’s way of talking. He should be educated until he speaks with respect.
In martial arts, there is a torture method called Bungeunchakgol. Can it be reproduced with an auror? After infusing an aura into Shihan’s body, he just moved.
“Ouch! Whoa! Whoops! Aagh!”
“Excuse me, can I cry a little?”
“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Aaaaagh! Aww!!”
The frightened Mebessa and Kirimo gave off a musty smell. Shihan’s whole body was covered with sweat. Alice closed her eyes tightly and covered her ears.
“I wonder if this is enough. Suhan. Do you want to mess around again?”
“Kill me…”
“A guy with no guts.”
After the torture, the desire to kill disappears.
“Ellis. Let’s just leave.”
“The great Dite…”
It seems she’s blocked her ears so she can’t hear me. I grabbed Alice’s arm from her.
“Hey!”
“Done.”
“Ah. It’s over… Is Shihan dead?”
“You asked to be saved. He is still alive.”
“Suma!”
Elise sniffled as she buried her body in my chest. I see. It was so scary.
“Please kill me… “
“Shanah. Let’s not be like us amateurs. You should go to jail and pay for your crimes.”
I wrote a return letter after weaving a pair of crazy bastards and Shihan.
“Come…You.”
Oh-hwan limped when he saw the miserable faces of the three bastards.
“I secured the evidence and conversely tried to kill me, so I cut off my limbs and subdued them. Did you do well?”
“Ugh. Okay. After all, as long as you’re alive, you can regenerate your limbs. Good job.”
“Then I will go and rest.”
“What?”
He hugged Elise’s waist proudly.
“Isn’t Alice unaware that Shihan is a fake? She was shocked to learn that the hero she believed was a fake, and that she and he tried to kill me. It needs care.”
“Why are you taking care of me?”
“Because Alice also joined my harem.”
“Is that true?”
“Yes…”
A shy Elise lowered her head. Whoever she is, she is also very pretty.
“Then suffer.”
“Suma! There is also Celica! There are many other girls too! This guy with no integrity! She can’t stand it and makes fun of the cock head again!”
“Ellis. Don’t listen to that Don’t listen to bad words.”
Alice is a baby. Have to protect Alice, the good kid, nodded her head, and she followed me.
As much as she is shocked she has to let go of sex. Post-processing? Oh-Hwan will take care of that.
