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Worst Hero Ever 236

Worst Hero Ever 236

Chapter 236 – Must Watch

After sweating with Besha, I hurriedly went to the bathroom to take my morning poop.
Gurgling!!
The stomach continues to rumble.
Originally, I should have gone right away, but for no reason, the seed was left in the belly of the head maid, so time was delayed.

“Huh, it’s hard to poop once.”

Rattle!!
When you open the door and enter, a coppery smell rises from under the toilet hole.
Everything else on the continent of Fantasia is good, but these basic amenities are really messed up.
The toilets on Earth were really awesome.

I can’t help it.
The moment you pull off your pants and sit down on either side of the toilet to go to the toilet,
I saw something wriggling downstairs, so I unknowingly looked at the bottom of the toilet.

“Ugh.”

I did it because I really did it.
Flush toilet.
A toilet that just poops in a hole without additional water.
A naked flesh-colored giant caterpillar was wriggling in the human excrement piled up beneath it.

In fact, it was not a caterpillar, but a person.
James, who was once my older brother.
But with no eyes, no ears, and no nose, wriggling in the poop, what is it if it’s not a caterpillar?

“Hyung, is it worth living there?”

Weird.
I didn’t cut my tongue.
No answer.
First of all, if your stomach hurts, let’s poop first.

“Suck!”

Hooded!!
Hood!!
Yesterday I had a lot of sex and ate a lot, so the shit came out endlessly.
The shit that got into the hole started to cover the body of my older brother who had once tried to kill me.

Still, today is a pleasure.
It is fortunate that Damon, who possessed it, is not constipated.
With a fresh mind, I roughly wiped my back and stood up when I heard a subtle sound in my ear.

“Sah, save me… It’s my fault… “

Hmmm, this is a bit depressing.
The picture is a little different from what I expected.
Even when I’m stuck in a poop, I curse at myself and I pour poop in his brother’s face.
I wanted to draw such a fun picture.

“What’s the matter? Did you ignore me? You didn’t treat me like a human, you treated me like an insect. Aren’t you being too brotherly?”
“Everything was wrong… So get it out of here. Little brother… Or rather kill me… Whoops.”

Until I cried uncontrollably.
Oh, even so, he is a half-brother with a possessed body, so should he be recognized?
I worry a lot.
Is it because I saw hope when I didn’t rush out of the bathroom and thought while standing?
My brother’s words mixed with the smell of dung coming from under the poop container.

“Request… This is a place no one can live in.”
“Are you alive there?”
“I’d rather die. Please… “
“Are you okay. Human survival is amazing. Also, you can use your right arm, so why not do something.”

Don’t ask me to kill him, I’ll die with his right hand or bite his tongue.
I do it because I want to live.

“I’ve lost everything, so I’m no longer your threat. So please forgive me.”
“A devil candidate doing that to the same candidate. You think it’s a little ugly? Still, as a competitor, it’s a little like that.”

At my words, the older brother opens his mouth again after a moment of silence.

“I am no longer a demon candidate.”
“Was it possible to escape just because it wasn’t your brother?”
“Really. Status window doesn’t open. The demon in charge of me also lost contact with me.”
“… Really?”

That’s some interesting news.

“You and I are not the only candidates. I’ve been constantly eliminating suspected demon candidates in Luca Kingdom since before.”

Behind the scenes you didn’t know.
Somehow, it was difficult to find a demon candidate.
Was there a situation of its own?

“So?”
“It wasn’t a lot. About three people. I killed the first one and experimented with the second and third ones.”
“Keep talking.”
“But the moment I got caught and incapacitated, I heard that the status window was no longer visible and contact was cut off to see if the Pandemonium was taking care of the elimination process. It is reliable information because I received the same statement from the second and third devil candidates who had no connection to each other.”

My eldest brother, James, said, “I can’t see the status window anymore either.”
There was no sign of lies in his tone.
I actually wanted to be able to do that.
Because the Demon World isn’t a charity, and there’s no reason to take care of those who have already eaten.

‘If I feel a little wrong, Saerom will cut off contact right away.’

It’s all like that.
Makai is making an ‘investment’ in us, not a ‘donation’.
Make that point clear and always move.

“So I am no longer a threat to you. Please live I will spend the rest of my life in a corner with my mother without breathing.”

I have to ask just one thing.

“James, if you were me, would you save me?”
“Of course.”
“Really? Can you risk everything in the world to do that?”

Absolutely no way.
Even though we don’t have much time to talk, we know each other very well.
If I had lost, that older brother wouldn’t have thrown me into a poop, but he would have killed me or used me as a test subject no matter how much I begged for his life.
Didn’t he say that he immediately caught other demon candidates and tested them?

“… “
“Can’t you be sure? Of course.”
“I’m sorry, I have no shame, but please save me.”
“Yes, I will save you.”

The first brother tried to kill me, but I spared the first brother.
What a beautiful thing.
Now that my sense of smell is gradually paralyzed, the smell of poop is much less.
Down there I heard the older brother’s voice, his tone rising as if he was really surprised.

“Really?”
“I’m not the one playing around with stuff like this.”
“You’re good enough to hit.”
“I know that. But this time it’s for real.”

I stopped breathing for a while and started again.

“But there are conditions.”
“Of course. Tell me the condition I will do whatever the condition is for me to do.”

As expected, the first hyung is agile in this respect, so it’s good.

“I found an aphrodisiac in the office.”
“You mean you figured that out already? Then you must have read all the letters.”
“If you keep saying obvious things, I’ll just leave.”
“I get it! Tell me.”

James, who is in a hurry, and me, who seems to give me carrots.
He fully enjoyed the pleasure of Gapjil and presented conditions to him.

“Are you weak? The recipe is complex.”
“… Are you asking for the recipe?”
“It’s not just asking. Become a slave assistant to one of my girls and assist her in her studies as she pleases.”

The recipe alone is too cheap.
The words to throw up everything and help with manufacturing.
It was a condition that was almost the same as blade strength, but

“Will that be enough?”

In the position of the first brother, even that is perceptible.

“Of course. I’ll prepare enough test subjects, so if it’s an aphrodisiac that’s as good as it is now, or even more effective, and other than aphrodisiacs, potions that can control other people without being able to move, make anything.”

It’s like making James a slave researcher for Damon Pharmaceuticals.

“How can you trust me?”
“You have no eyes, no nose, no ears. What more can you do there? If you don’t remove the metal pieces from your joints right away, you’ll just have to lie down like a corpse.”

That’s right.
I’ve only been in the poop for a day, but if it’s that terrible, it’s clear that inflammation between the joints has already started.
Perhaps there are permanent injuries that cannot be cured even with potions.

Even though I’m not a doctor, I work with a lot of people, so I’m quicker than most doctors in this area.

“How is it? Dill?”
“… I get it. Thank you for your mercy.”
“What else? Make people feel embarrassed.”

Rattle!
As soon as I opened the bathroom door and came out, I called the servants and ordered James out.
The servants opened the door of the poop container and pulled James out with gloved hands, grabbing his nose.

The shit that is buried in the body is a nobleman.
Infested maggots were swimming in his empty pupils, moving in and out of his nostrils and earholes like in my own bedroom.

“Oooh! Oooooh!!”

One of the servants could not stand it and vomited at the sight of the cruelty.
It’s the same with the other guys, but I’m barely holding back because I’m afraid I’ll hate them.

“What are you doing? Make it like a human and send it to my office.”

You will do well
I just gave the order and returned right away.
In the office was Olivia, the green-haired witch, filling white parchment black with a feather ink pen.

“Are you here? Joy!”

Pouting, she puffed out both of her cheeks.
If another woman showed me that kind of behavior, she said she would never do it again, and she taught me until she opened her pussy on her own.
At least for my royal wives, that level of bullshit is forgiven.

And in fact, the reason Olivia was pouting is clear.
Even though I said no yesterday, it was because I was forcibly fed the aphrodisiac.
Because she was a first-time clinical trialist, she couldn’t control the amount, and Olivia took almost twice as much as the women in my bedroom yesterday.
She may have lived because she was a witch with her high level and considerable magic immunity, but if she were another woman, she would have gone mad and slept for the rest of her life, but she might have become the witch she longs for.

“I’m sorry, Olivia.”

My apples are like gold.
Most of the women under my command wonder if I can say I’m sorry.
Knowing that, when Olivia heard my formal apology, her puffy cheeks sank a bit.

“All right. I’ll forgive you. Don’t do that next time. From now on, I will consume only as much of that aphrodisiac as I want.”
“Do it yourself. Rather, I have an assistant to introduce you to.”
“Who are you?”

Just then, a popular chuckle is heard outside.
Just hit your thumb and middle finger! It made a sound.

“Come in.”

Drooling!
The one who came in with the sound of the door.
James was in a much better condition than before.

“This guy?”

Even the witch, who looked puzzled at first, quickly grasped my intentions, perhaps because she was smart.

“It’s because of weakness.”
“That’s right. Know how to roll well. He’s a guy who can’t even run away because there’s a piece stuck in every joint anyway.”
“I think we should take out as much as possible for research activities. I don’t know if the eyes will be of any help.”

Perhaps because she is also a witch, she doesn’t even flinch when she sees James.

“Still, the knowledge will be quite useful.”
“All right.”
“I’ll open the warp gate, so go back to the Witch’s Forest lab right away and work on her aphrodisiac research.”

Then, the moment I was about to open the devil’s door, something I had forgotten in my head came to mind.

“Oh right.”
“Why?”
“I need to bring the test subjects.”
“A test subject? There are many test subjects in the Witch’s Forest, right?”
“No, I really want you to use that test subject.”

Then he goes outside and works as a servant.
The servant who had been ordered disappeared and returned shortly afterward with his terrified face.
Next to him, the giant troll king Trundle greeted me with his hideous teeth exposed.

“Good morning. Trundle.”
“Koowokure.”
“Did you enjoy yesterday?”

Not to mention.
The first mother who became his toy with her limbs cut off.
As if she had been suffering a moment ago, her shape was unrecognizable, and the destroyed uterus was protruding out of her vagina.

She’s completely out of her mind, her eyes are unfocused and she’s just staring blankly at her somewhere.
Even her own Olivia looked at her so damaged that she grimaced and said with a grin.

“That bitch is a test subject, so you can use it as much as you want after roughly treating it.”

The sight of James giving my mother an aphrodisiac injection.
It will be a famous scene, so I will definitely stop by and watch it later.

Worst Hero Ever

Worst Hero Ever

사상 최악의 주인공
Status: Hiatus Type: Author: , Released: 2021 Native Language: Korean
Song Gil-joon, an evil man who astonished the world on Earth.After his death, he possesses the body of a crazy boy from a parallel world.If you're a foolish master anyway, wouldn't it matter if I acted more like a fool?Even worse, the more I do, the higher my stats are!

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