Chapter 112 – Lee Junseo (Son) – The Commotion Is Always Sudden
* Lee Junseo (Son) – The Commotion is Always Sudden (1)
Afterward, the two guys I’d smacked were waiting in front of the shower room, noses bleeding. They stayed like that until I finished my business and showering, then, after I came out, they sheepishly admitted they’d lost their minds for a moment.
Even if they were out of their minds, trying to suck my dick while my younger brother was taking a piss was just too abnormal. Part of me wanted to do the same thing to them and make them feel ashamed, but Yeowon’s mother was already preparing food after showering elsewhere, so I decided to let it slide and we prepared a meal together for the first time in a while.
After cooking, eating, cleaning up, and having dessert, we were just spacing out, munching on ice cream, thinking, “It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve had this kind of flow.” While I was mindlessly sucking on a popsicle, wondering how to deal with those two, someone suddenly came and rang the doorbell, ding-dong, ding-dong. I thought maybe another apartment resident had come to bark some nonsense, but it didn’t seem like it. The voice coming from outside sounded somewhat familiar.
‘Tsk…’
That alone was enough to convince me it was someone I knew, and with that strange premonition, I opened the door with the popsicle still in my mouth and immediately said sharply,
“Who are you? We didn’t call for a call girl this morning.”
“Ah…”
“D-Doryeon-nim…?!”
The first thing I saw when I opened the door was sailor uniforms. Three women wearing skirts so short you could see their panties and tops that revealed their belly buttons. Just that was enough to know who they were. They made a deep impression.
A 20-something woman wearing a sailor uniform in the morning… coming to someone else’s house like they’re going to school…
Are they idiots?
No, seriously.
They’re genuinely dumb.
Is that hot?
A little.
I guessed who suggested it, and sure enough, that idiot was standing in the center of the three. It was Yuna-rin, who had been pushing for cosplay sex from the start.
“D-D-D-Doryeon-nim! I, Yuna-rin, am on my kneeeees?!”
She was wearing a nurse’s cap that didn’t match her sailor uniform, a dog collar around her neck, striped stockings on her feet, and a bag full of various clothes on her back. The other two were just in sailor uniforms, but Yuna-rin, who seemed to have suggested it, was in bad shape. It was like, “I didn’t know what you liked, so I brought everything.” And, maybe because she was too nervous, she was about to kneel while saying lines that didn’t fit her character, but the other two stopped her.
“Hey, you crazy bitch. That’s why I told you not to drink soju when you’re nervous. Get a grip. We went to the trouble of wearing a set, why are you the only one like that?”
“B-But…?”
“Don’t just show off weird stuff. You’re making us look weird too.”
“Daytime drinking?”
“Gasp…”
Drinking in the morning, they sure had guts. When I acted like I was sneering at them, the other two bowed their heads politely while stopping Yuna-rin. Especially the first one to bow and apologize was a woman who was, even in my opinion, surprisingly different.
“Doryeon-nim. I’m really sorry for coming without contacting you this morning. I heard about what happened at the hotel and how we hid our identities in the club from that mixed-race kid and the organization members who came down from the village. We were originally going to apologize as a group when you came back to the club, but this time, I took over the work on the Bokryong side and brought the piercer you asked for. I hope you can forgive us for causing a commotion this morning.”
“Cho-yeon, you can speak so clearly?! That’s so unexpected…”
“Shut up! You’re just a drunk who only knows about cosplay! You bow your head too! Before I kill you!”
“Uwa?!”
Heo Cho-yeon shouted sharply and grabbed Yuna-rin’s head, forcing her to bow. If I had to say who she was, she was the foul-mouthed little girl with dark eye makeup who always looked good with a cigarette. She was as short as my sister, but her chest was big, and her way of speaking made her look like she was from Ha-eun’s bloodline. Her decadent eye makeup was the same, but her hair was tied up in twin tails, which didn’t suit her at all in reality, and it was quite cute. It felt like a character was being created, and my groin tingled.
“I’m fine, so don’t just shout. And that looks good on you. It’s different from usual.”
“R-Really~! She’s super cute, right? She’s short, so this kind of Lolita look is great, but she hates it! It was hard to tie it up!”
“Are you being serious?”
“Speak normally.”
“You’re not talking about this shitty twin tail, are you? If you’re serious, then Doryeon-nim’s eyes are definitely more messed up than mine, so you should go to the hospital.”
“You crazy bitch! Who would actually do it just because they were told to?!”
Yuna-rin being a little drunk was one thing, but Heo Cho-yeon was the same as always. I would have been annoyed if they had changed just because I knew their identities, but thankfully, that wasn’t the case. The only person who seemed to have changed was the woman who smacked Heo Cho-yeon’s head at the end. She had tan skin, and I didn’t remember talking to her much, but one characteristic left a deep impression on me.
“It’s okay. This isn’t your village. Even if you don’t like it, try to act so you don’t stand out.”
“But still…”
She was Han Ah-ra, the woman who had shown off her piercings last time. Her body was average, and she was wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a ponytail, which made the sailor uniform look strangely good on her. It was like she was a plain high school girl going to school, but the sex appeal that flowed out of her was irresistible. She had tan skin when I saw her last time, but it had returned to its original color, and the piercing on her tongue was still there, and there were so many piercing holes on her ears that she still had several in now.
“Are you a diligent student in the morning and a party animal at night? Did you plan it? Or did the idiot next to you do it? That’s awesome.”
“I did it! As soon as I saw Han Ah-ra, I thought of an anime character I saw recently! She’s diligent in front of others but a slut behind their backs, isn’t that hot?!”
“You’re really crazy. You made these two look like this, saying you were coming to apologize.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment!”
The last woman, called Han Ah-ra, covered her ears with her hands as if to hide her piercings. But the most noticeable part of her piercings was somewhere else, so it didn’t matter.
“I just like piercings… And it’s a bit much to call me a slut… I was just having fun and did crazy things back then… But I’m still trying my best as a product… So…”
Muttering, muttering, she muttered to herself as if she was dissatisfied, so I cut her off and focused my gaze on her tongue. And, as I expected, I ordered,
“Okay, stick out your tongue.”
“Ugh, bleh~!”
Even while she was angry, my order was absolute, and she immediately stopped talking and stuck out her tongue, revealing her sex appeal. Her tongue wriggled as if it was about to suck my dick. A beautifully shining piercing was embedded in it.
“You also pierced other people’s bodies as a penalty game back then, right?”
“Nyeheheb.”
“You’re the one who’s going to put piercings on our house’s cow, right?”
I let go of her tongue.
“That’s why I came with them.”
“That’s what’s weird. Why you three? You could have come alone.”
“This story was first brought up by that mixed-race kid… ahem, Lee Se-rim. She wondered who Doryeon-nim was closest to, so the products discussed it, and those two were chosen as representatives, and I came to do the piercings.”
“So, they’re the representatives sent by all the products?”
“Yes.”
“Didn’t they choose the wrong people to send?”
“I think so too.”
When piercing, Han Ah-ra had a queen-like feeling and tormented the other products, but now she was too businesslike. In that sense, she couldn’t be the representative for the products’ apology, but even so, the other two were too friendly. What kind of idea was it to wear sailor uniforms to apologize? But I felt a little tingle, thinking it was kind of hot, so I was secretly startled.
“Junseo-ya~! Who came that you’re still there…?”
In the meantime, Yeowon’s mother came out, worried about me. The family had been happily eating ice cream together, but her face darkened as if it was a lie.
“Hi, we’re meeting for the first time, right?”
“We came to pierce the cow’s milk jugs.”
“Can we come in?”
“Ah, yes…”
Seeing her mother’s face, the three of them went back to their annoying way of speaking. There was no way her mother could refuse them, and they came into the house after getting my permission.
