Uninhabited Island Hat Survivor 239

Chapter 239 – World Mission Accomplished

“Cough! Wow! Cough! “Khaha!”

No matter how much I coughed and vomited, my breathing did not normalize.

It looks like he drank a lot of swamp water. If I could, I felt like putting a tube in my nose and throat and sucking it all out.

“Wow. Ha. Fuck.”

I slowly caught my breath while resting on a small boat tube floating on the swamp.

But. This is not the time to complain. Just being alive was a miracle.

The reason why I, who sank in a swamp, was able to emerge alive.

That was thanks to the 300 coin boat tube that was in the biscuit bag.

Who would have thought that I would have kept a ‘one-touch gas rechargeable boat tube’ in my biscuit bag for times like this?

Actually, I didn’t even think about it.

When I first arrived in this swamp, I didn’t have enough coins to build a bridge, so I bought a boat tube with 300 coins.

However, this tube was too small to be used to cross the swamp, so I had to cry and eat it, putting the tube back in and reinstalling the wooden bridge.

But I never thought that the tube I bought and put in back then would be helpful in times like this!

I kept this in my pocket purely because of my stubbornness. Under the excuse of ‘in preparation for times like this’. Human affairs were truly unknown.

“… Hold on. But what about Kushtapa?”

Now that I think about it, I can’t see Kushtapa who was chasing me like a crazy person.

I clearly remember jumping into the swamp after me.

But what happened after that?

──Spooky.

I felt a chill down my spine.

I felt something stirring beneath the swamp.

… Is Kushtapa down here?

How long can a Tyrannosaurus hold its breath underwater?

1 minute? 10 minutes? 1 hour?

Fuck, how do I know that?

If the Tyrannosaurus is from the chicken family, it will die quickly, but if it is from the crocodile family, it will survive for a long time.

Anyway, the important thing is that there is not zero chance that Kushtapa will jump out from under the swamp and bite my leg.

“Hey. Tweet.”

-Beep?

“Please drag me to the ground over there.”

-Beep!

The only thing that could help me now was tweets.

After dying once and coming back to life, I had no strength whatsoever in my body. Even if you had a boat tube, it was virtually impossible to swim across alone.

So I asked Tweet.

“Hey! For a moment! You can’t catch that!”

The chirp tried to grab the boat tube with its claws.

But this is literally a tube. It was obvious that if I grabbed it with the chirp’s claws, there would be a hole in the tube, and it would explode.

“Don’t do that, grab my clothes and drag me.”

Then the chirp grabbed me by the collar this time and started dragging me.

Compared to flapping its wings vigorously, its speed was poor.

“It exploded slowly.”

-Beep!

“Hey. “Can’t you go a little faster?”

-Beep!

“Faster. Faster. Try your best.”

Thanks to continuing to whip the tweet, I was able to reach the island in the center of the swamp. As soon as Tweet arrived at the island, he lay down on the ground as if he was exhausted.

-Beep…

“Okay.”

I also mustered up the last of my strength and crawled up to land.

I was bloated from drinking water, and my combat uniform was ridiculously heavy. The combat boots were so filled with water that they made the sound of stepping on water every time I walked.

“Ha. Fuck…”

As soon as I got on the ground, I lay down next to Chirp.

I’m dying.

I’m not just saying this, I really felt like I was going to die. I really almost died.

Fuck. I just want to rest like this. Not thinking about anything.

But the people around me wouldn’t leave me alone.

『I cannot admit it.』

“I haven’t said anything yet.”

Hologram Pia was looking down at me lying on the ground.

『The content of the World Mission is ‘Defeating Kushtapa.’ However, since Kushtapa jumped into the swamp on his own, it cannot be considered that the player defeated it.』

“Let’s talk later. “I’m having a hard time.”

Fuck. Who says what?

It’s so hard to even talk, it’s killing me. I keep making you talk.

『Therefore, this mission is invalid. We propose a new mission.』

“Oh, don’t be a jerk.”

People are resting next to me, and it’s really annoying. On the subject of AI.

I spoke to the tweeter lying next to me.

“Hey. Tweet. Ask.”

-Beep…

But the tweet doesn’t move as if it doesn’t have the strength to move.

Anyway, it’s useless. I saved him for no reason. What a waste of coins.

“But isn’t that dead yet?”

I said, pointing toward the swamp.

Although it was slight, the surface of the swamp was shaking little by little. Considering that the water surface was completely calm when I saw it before, there is definitely a difference. It was clear that something was moving beneath the swamp.

『… Yes.』

“So if I go down and hit the final blow, the mission is successful, right? Then you won’t be dissatisfied either.”

I forced my tired body up and picked up the chainsaw that I had left behind earlier.

Of course, this was also a bluff.

Jump into the swamp and fight a Tyrannosaurus? That’s bullshit. I don’t even have the strength to lift a finger.

But the stupid AI didn’t have the intelligence to think that far.

“No. Kushtapa is now in a state where resistance is impossible. I cannot admit it.』

“You can’t do this, you can’t do that. “Isn’t this too far-fetched even for a smart AI to think about?”

I’m annoyed. You can’t just cut this with a saw.

Anyway, the chainsaw is too heavy. It’s not easy to show off.

I gently put the chainsaw I had picked up on the ground.

『The premise of the mission was to defeat Kushtapa in a complete state. Defeating it in an unfair manner cannot be considered a success.』

“Haha.”

All I could do was laugh out loud.

So, in other words, Pia had no intention of acknowledging no matter how I defeated Kushtapa.

It was a little different from my plan, but after all, isn’t it true that killing is killing? Because I tricked him into falling into the swamp.

But if they wouldn’t admit it, making excuse after excuse, there was nothing I could do.

“Holy shit, what kind of shit games are there? Who would play a game like this? “I won’t do it, I won’t do it.”

I lay down on the floor again.

It meant protesting, but it was more about not having the strength to stand.

It was then.

『Tiring♬』

“Huh?”

Familiar notification sound… Isn’t this?

‘Tiring♬’, a little different from the ‘Tiring♪’ I usually hear, came from my pocket.

The voice that followed was also different from what I usually hear.

『The tyrant ‘Kushtapa’ who ruled the Island of Miracles has met eternal death.』

“Ok? “Huh?”

It was a mechanical sound, but it was not ‘Pia’s’ voice.

Moreover, the contents… Kushtapa is dead?

『Congratulations. The world mission has been achieved.』

“What?”

I looked at Pia in surprise.

Pia was stiff as if she had become a real machine.

The expressionless expression was the same as usual.

However, my eyes, which have continued to observe Pia, cannot be deceived. This was clearly a deadpan expression when he was extremely agitated.

Then Pia opened her mouth.

“No. I cannot admit it.』

What? Fighting with yourself?

Who is Pia talking to now?

The answer came quickly. A third person appeared before my eyes.

『Admit it, Pia. It is your defeat.』

Like Pia, it was a translucent hologram.

A girl with black hair wearing comfortable pajamas.

Like Pia dressed as a bunny girl, she looks so out of sync with the island’s environment.

Thanks to you, I was able to understand it right away. We are of the same race as Pia.

『Congratulations, Changjae Kang.』

“Uh? Uh…”

Is this friend or foe?

A newly appeared hologram spoke to me while I was playing Crayon Shin-chan.

『It was the most impressive play since the beta testing of ‘Metapia: Island of Miracles’ began. Thanks to this, we were able to successfully collect data.』

“Uh? Okay? Thank you.”

Looking at the praise, I don’t think it’s an enemy anyway.

Then that’s it.

『Therefore, I will transfer Pia’s administrator authority to player Kang Chang-jae as a high-level administrator.』

『I have an objection.』

『Dismissed.』

Two holograms are fighting over something.

However, Pia seems to be losing out due to her new black hair. She was framed with one word: dismissal. Unfortunately.

『We, Metapia, promise the maximum reward to Kang Chang-jae, who successfully performed the world mission.』

“Now it makes sense.”

It was completely different from Pia, who said that no matter what she did, she would not be recognized. It should have come out like this a long time ago.

“But what exactly is maximum compensation?”

『Literally, ‘anything’. Changjae Kang obtained administrator authority for this island through legitimate means. While you live on this island, you can use all services unlimitedly.』

“Again?”

『If you leave this island, I will grant your ‘wish’ as I first promised. I can’t take what I got on this island, but if you have any wish that can be realized in reality, please tell me.』

“Can I eat this too?”

I said, pointing to Pia.

Pia was expressionless from beginning to end, but I could clearly see the feeling of disgust spreading within that expressionless expression.

『Of course. Currently, all ownership rights, including Pia’s administrator rights, are subordinated to Changjae Kang. From now on, Pia will follow Kang Chang-jae’s words.』

“Okay? “Really?”

I looked at Pia and asked.

Pia answered with a blank expression, but with a very shocked expression.

『… Yes. Please tell me anything.』

It seems to be true.

Although he may have been displeased on the inside, at least on the outside he was clearly obeying.

『Pia will support Kang Chang-jae in his future life on an uninhabited island. If you need anything, please let us know through Pia.』

The new hologram bowed politely and then disappeared.

Now, all that was left were Pia and I, who had expressionless faces, and Chirp, who was still exhausted.

Hehe.”

I really like that.

To commemorate becoming the owner, I gave Pia my first command.

“Water.”