Chapter 15 – Hypnotized Sister’s Dirty Day (2)
“… HAHA, is that a choline joke? Hmm. I understand. There was an image of Jiwon as a serious woman, but surprisingly, she’s good at joking, right?”
“What are you talking about? When did I joke?”
“OKAY~ I get it. Let’s stop talking about this.”
Guy Sylvia blurts out his words.
It’s clear to me that this guy is neglecting his duties as a younger sister.
Someday, as a younger sister, I think I will have to give her a thorough education, but should I just skip it for today?
There was also a time when I was mistaken that me and my brother were equal personalities.
“So, Sylvia. Why did you ask to meet today?”
“OH, right. Do you remember the last time we took a pictorial at Namsan Tower?”
“Huh.”
“The president of the magazine must be interested in us. He offered me a 2-on-2 date.”
“… .”
“? What are those uninterested eyes?”
“… You do.”
Date?
I haven’t done anything like that since I was hypnotized.
“HEY, HEY. Think carefully. I’m not dating I want to make connections. Even the boss said he had a good-looking face because he used to be a model. Wouldn’t it hurt to meet you? Just think of getting a meal and eating it.”
“Haa~”
FYI, I am hypnotized that I can’t even feel the slightest crush on any other man except for my other brother.
Even if a Hollywood actor is in front of me, I don’t feel curious or want to approach him at all.
It doesn’t matter if the opponent is rich or handsome.
To me, they just look like cockroaches or caterpillars.
But, well, it’s a request from a friend, and it’s literally just getting a meal and eating it.
“Okay then. Where should I go?”
“YES~! It’s support too! Actually, I decided to pick you up here! Is it just about time to come?”
A paraglider stops on the road.
A tall man in a suit gets out of a super foreign car that other cars don’t even dare to approach for fear of being scratched.
“Woo-wook.”
I have been brainwashed to feel extreme disgust when I see a man who takes form.
I get annoyed just by looking at men, but if I pretend to be cool, I get more attracted to them.
As an analogy, it is the same reason that cockroaches that fly vigorously are more terrible than cockroaches that are still.
“Hey, Miss Support. Miss Sylvia. Nice to meet you. I am Kim Ho-gu, the president of Gentle Lady Magazine.”
“Woo-wook.”
“WOW~ Boss Hogu! Isn’t this very expensive?”
“It’s only 1 billion. It’s cheap.”
“Is 1 billion cheap?”
Sylvia pats my side.
The lips of an international student from a poor country go up to his ears.
It is the expression of holding the stick.
“Hey, hey. Support. This is awesome Let’s do well.”
“Woo-wook… “
“? Why are you like this? Are you feeling unwell?”
Then cockroaches are buzzing around.
“Oops, Ms. Jiwon? Are you okay? Can I get in the car?”
“Oooh!!”
I almost threw up when Kim Ho-kun kindly put his arm on my shoulder.
No matter how much I was, I desperately endured it because it was embarrassing to vomit on the street.
“It’s okay, so let’s get in the car.”
When I get in the car, he’ll be in the driver’s seat and I’ll be in the back seat and I won’t be able to face him.
“Okay. Miss Sylvia, get in the back seat.”
“YES.”
“Miss Jiwon, please sit next to me.”
“Woo-wook… “
This little cockroach
“WOW~ This is the inside of Parari. Almost like an airplane. It’s the first time I’ve actually ridden it.”
Haha. Is that so? It’s not even a very nice car.”
“NO~ It’s a complete supercar. After all, the boss is a millionaire!”
“If possible, call me Billionaire! Haha!”
Fuck you, you’re acting so fucking proud. Compared to your brother, you’re nothing but dust.
“Why did Miss Sylvia come to Korea?”
“I’m here to study, work, get smart, and make money.”
Haha! That’s nice. Learn, earn money That is the best.”
“But I don’t have the confidence to become rich like the boss.”
“Then why don’t you marry a rich man? Her husband’s money belongs to her.”
“WOW~ good idea!”
Haha! For reference, I have a lot of better cars than Parari. Of course, all I can give you a ride is a beautiful woman.”
I opened the window a while ago and looked at the scenery of the Han River to calm my stomach.
Leave all conversations to Sylvia.
“WOW~ Boss, isn’t he popular with women?”
“Well, to be honest, I can’t say no. But Miss Sylvia,”
Oops, the cockroach looks my way.
“There are not many women who have celebrity-level looks like our Ji-Won. Isn’t that right, Miss Jiwon?”
“… … “
“Isn’t Jiwon-yang reticent?”
“UMM… I’m usually active, but I must be in a bad mood today.”
“Is it so? One of my friends has the son of the director of a university hospital. Shall I let you see a doctor with a free pass? How much support?”
“… Because it’s okay (sogon)”
“Yes? I beg your pardon?”
“It’s okay, so shut your mouth. Because your breath stinks.”
“Yes?”
I can’t stand it.
It’s so different from when I talk to my brother.
Every word my brother said was so interesting that it was a pity that the conversation was cut off, as if it was a pity that the remaining pages of an interesting book were thin, but this bastard, Kim Ho-gu, smells bad every time he opens his mouth.
“Ugh, uhm. Did I not hear you? Miss Sylvia, what do you think?”
“Y, YES! You must have heard it wrong. H, HAHA!”
“… Jiwon must be in a bad mood today. Once we arrive at the restaurant, let’s get off. This is a place that has received three Michelin stars and cannot come without a reservation, but my business card will work. You will love the amount of support. I bet you!”
“YES! YES! I’m sure you’ll love it too! Right, support?”
“… .”
“Hey, let’s go up first.”
“YES… “
I know that as a member of society, I have to adjust the atmosphere appropriately, but honestly, this is also doing my best.
No, that’s honestly the limit.
I secretly called my brother on my cell phone, “Help me. A bastard who only has money is trying to seduce me with money. My friend from Russia is fucking cocky. She’s pretty enough for her brother to train her, and she’s got big breasts. I am at the XX restaurant right now, so please come and help me.”
Even inside the restaurant, Kim Ho-goo’s bravado did not cease.
He brags about his resume in front of the staff and that he knows the owner of this restaurant, but even as he sits down, he doesn’t forget to emphasize that this is a VIP table.
“Ah, you’re here, Mr. Hogu.”
“So-jun. Nice to meet you.”
There was a passenger waiting for us inside the store.
Right.
It was a 2 on 2 date.
“Greetings. This friend is Sojun-kun—”
“WOW!! I know this person!”
Before being introduced, Sylvia made a fuss about her.
What?
Her face is flushed, so she’s not usually the type to like men.
“He’s a super star who appears a lot in dramas these days!”
“Haha. Do you know me?”
“Sojun is a celebrity belonging to my company.”
“WOW~ It’s an honor to be able to eat with superstars! Could I get your phone number by any chance?”
“So what. The name… Are you Sylvia? She is a beautiful person.”
“NO~NO~. Mr. Sojun is really handsome.”
Ahh that’s not funny
Bored.
“Hmm… But who is over there?”
“OH~ This is my friend Kim Ji-won. Hey support do you know I’m actor Sojun, Sojun!”
“Ah… Prosecution? It made my cock look smaller.”
“… …”
There was silence for a moment.
The atmosphere instantly becomes heavy.
Haha. Is Jiwon my anti-fan? Haha.”
“No. I’m an anti-fan and I don’t even know who it is.”
“… “
He’s really the first person to hear it.
Sylvia bets her as if she was dumbfounded.
“HEY! Gurage? You say you’re Korean and don’t know Sojun? Are you a national learner? Aren’t you a Hallyu star who hit the jackpot with a drama a while ago and even went abroad?!”
“Sorry. I’m not interested in drama.”
“Still! You look super handsome, but why are you crooked from earlier?”
… To?
Handsome?
No matter how I look at it, I can only see it as a shit fly.
Didn’t flower boy mean someone like my older brother?
My heart flutters when I see your brother’s face every day, but I can’t feel the distant charm of Lee So-joon as much as a toilet seat?
“Haha. It’s okay, it’s okay I usually like girls who bounce. I want to try twisting it. It will come over in a few days.”
What’s a dung fly chick called?
“Whoa~ give up. I tried it a bit too, but Jiwon’s guard is no joke. Let’s have our meal first. Jiwon-yang, do you have a favorite food?”
“I like anything topped with my brother’s semen.”
“… … Yes?”
Silence flowed as I honestly answered President Kim Ho-gu’s question.
Everyone stares at each other with expressions wondering if I heard something wrong.
“More than that, I’m curious about how long third-rate actors and sluts who aren’t particularly handsome or famous will act proud in front of me.”
“… Amount of support. I am the president of the magazine you belong to. It’s good to do it in moderation.”
“President. Isn’t this woman a complete madman? Can I contact a journalist I know and bury him? I feel dirty.”
“HEY! Kim Jiwon! Were you this kind of person? Please be alert! If I knew it would be like this, I would have brought it for no reason!”
I just told the facts, but unfortunately, the arrows of criticism are flying.
“Say SORRY quickly! Kim Jiwon!”
“Why me? Honestly, is there anything I’m not good at? Isn’t this polite enough to cockroaches and dung flies? I really think I should apologize, but rather.”
“… CRAZY GIRL. What a crazy bitch.”
“Under?”
Why did I have to listen to that, it was unfair.
I’m really a victim, why?
I understand that there are cultural differences between children from other countries, but it is also said that she fights with her brother, and Sylvia seems like an uncivilized native who lacks education somewhere.
“Miss Sylvia. Just don’t care Because I’m already contacting Daeguk Ilbo. Oh, Reporter Kim? I’m going to tell you a scoop right now, so please put it as an article. What’s going on—”
“—Tell them that you are a gay couple with your agency boss.”
Oh!!
Oppa finally came to rescue me from suffering surrounded by crazy bitches!
“—Actually, I’m dating CEO Hogu. Yes. Ok i’m gay yes yes.”
“Be sure to tell them to publish it as a front-page top story.”
“Be sure to give it to page 1. As a headline. Yes.”
“For a moment! So-Jun! Are you crazy!!”
Fufu.
As expected, things are going fun because oppa is on the rise.
How to see Kim Ho-gu, who used to pretend to be proud, be embarrassed.
They go on a rampage trying to steal the cell phone of the representative celebrity of the agency.
“What the hell are you doing! No this! You’re really on call with the press!”
“Why are you so angry, boss?”
“Why are you angry! Do you know what the hell will happen tomorrow! What are you… Any drugs?! Or is this a hidden camera?!”
“Why are you doing this, sir?”
“That’s what I’m talking about! Is it because you don’t know what you’ve done?! I’m dating you?! Why are you lying like that!!”
Kim Ho-gu was angry and embarrassed to the ends of his head, and even veins appeared on his forehead.
Then his brother intervened.
“Ah, are you that Kim Ho-kun or something that’s the brazen bastard?”
“What else are you! Because of you, Sojunie became weird! I bet you didn’t do anything?! Who are you to come to the VIP seat in the first place?! Get out now! Get out now!! Who let you in here! I am acquainted with the owner of this store!”
As if Kim Ho-gu was trying to show off his social status, he took out his cell phone and made a call.
“Oh, Mr. Choi. It’s me, but I’m in the VIP seat at your store right now, so drop by this way right now. Right Now! A madman broke into the store. Uh? Are you at the store? Good for you. Come quickly!”
“What do they call and do?”
“I will kick you out! What are you asking for the obvious?!”
However, the couple who ran in 30 seconds spectacularly betrayed Kim Ho-gu’s expectations.
The wife’s side bowed to his brother as soon as he entered the room, and the boss said, “Welcome! Hurry up and kick out that scoundrel!”
“President Choi, are you crazy?!”
“Do you really dare to drive out our husband and wife’s master and want to be stabbed with a cleaver?”
“The owner of the couple?! What bullshit are you talking about?”
“I have already dedicated my wife and daughter to him, so please do not disrespect our master any more. Otherwise, I will throw you off the roof.”
“… What? No, what the hell are you talking about!”
Then it is.
My brother said this.
“Oh, it was nothing. Just brainwashed the store micro employees and the entire boss couple at once. Didn’t it take 10 seconds?”
“Yes, Master.”
A middle-aged wife who looks older than her age bows politely to her brother.
Ah.
After all, my brother is the strongest.
“Hey you crazy bastards!! What are we going to do!! These dogs will report to the police! I won’t leave you all alone!!”
“Calm down.”
“Ha, yes, calm down.”
My finger trying to dial 112 stops.
Kim Ho-gu seemed to have regained his composure at once.
“What are you so angry about? You just have to go out with Sojun for real. Be a real gay couple.”
“Ah, that would be fine. I’m just angry Thanks for letting me know.”
“And where is the key to the parrot parked in the parking lot?”
“I’m here.”
“I’ll take that too.”
“I know. From now on, the car belongs to you.”
“I don’t want to eat with gay bastards, so you two hold hands and go away.”
“Okay. Sojun, let’s go.”
“Okay, boss.”
“You’re the boss, call me babe.”
“Yes, honey.”
“Stop doing disgusting things and get out of here.”
Fufu.
It’s disgusting that he made him gay.
Brother too
Alas, as soon as my brother appears, things get so much fun.
“Bring me the most expensive menu here. Of course I won’t pay.”
“Yes, master. I will bring you the best dishes even if you abuse the employees.”
My brother sat down casually and treated his boss like his subordinate.
And, she sends a deep look at Sylvia, who has been holding her breath with her face full of fear from earlier.
“Are you that Russian sucker? You have big breasts.”
“… C, CRAZY! CRAZY!!”
“Speak Korean, I’m sure you’ll just fall behind.”
“It’s crazy! It’s all crazy!”
What kind of hypnosis will the brother hypnotize Sylvia?
It feels like my pussy is getting wet already. Whoops.
