Chapter 185 – Day 27 – The Difference Between Elves and Humans
“I really don’t like this wagon thing. Are humans really stupid? Why don’t you ride on a horse’s back? Sitting on a hard chair, I thought I was really sick and dying.”
Uriel, the elf who got off the wagon with his incessant grumbling his, tapped his buttock with his hand.
She was wearing a red dress that Ceres and the princess had chosen after careful consideration. Uriel was taller than the non-human princess, so it looked like he was wearing a dress, not a dress, and a short skirt at that.
“Isn’t it the same even if you ride a horse yourself? That her butt hurts all the same.”
“Hmph, that’s what guys who don’t know how to ride think so. If you move your body with a mind that becomes one with the deer, far from hurting your butt, you feel refreshed as if you had a good workout.”
Uriel, who made her hum, complained nonstop, but unexpectedly, she didn’t fall from the princess’s side of her.
‘Whew… But first of all, I don’t see you begging me to have sex just because it’s not fun.’
The princess, who was thinking of subtracting Uriel’s physical strength her as much as possible today and removing her buttocks her, saying that tomorrow is an engagement ceremony, it can’t be helped, and was desperately plotting her date course her.
Naturally, the princess had never been on a date with her.
Looking at her proudly lifting her skirt in front of the nobles of Gregorio and letting the whole empire know that she was running, it’s hard to recall, but the princess has been living her life desperately to hide the fact that she was Futanari until she had a precognitive dream.
There was no chance to date except when attending the academy, and even at that time, if you left the academy grounds, you could not receive the protection of the Oracle, so it was a level to brag about the fact that you were running without a potion that deceived people’s eyes.
‘When Arisa was talking, she should have listened a little…’
It was a moment when Arisa deeply missed the story of what she had done outside the village where she sometimes surrounded her.
‘Of course there must be a church of saints in this town…’
The princess, thinking of a place with glittering sculptures and beautiful architecture, held Uriel’s hand her.
“Uriel. Do elves have a religion like humans?”
“Of course. As we are superior to Dan Myeongjong… We have a nobler religion.”
“Oh… I haven’t heard anything about the religion of the elves, can you explain it?”
Hearing the princess’s voice from below, Uriel smiled very satisfied and brushed her green hair back lightly.
“We elves have only one religion without distinction of clan. That is to believe in the World Tree.”
“Hoo…”
“The World Tree always listens to our voices. He even talks to us! Do you know how great it is?
“It’s really amazing. The World Tree… Kuh-hum, is the World Tree-sama really talking to the elves?”
The princess was careful of her remarks as much as she could. The two were on their way to the Church of Saints in the village very naturally, and Uriel’s explanation showed no signs of ending.
“Of course. It’s because the World Tree speaks to us and cares for us. You can’t see it with your eyes, but you have the substance of the World Tree and even talk to us with your voice. Compared to the insignificant old gods you humans believe in, it’s fun…”
Uriel uttered a rather dangerous statement and tossed back his own hair once more. She wears a red dress, has long ears, and even has a pretty face, and she talks coolly without caring about the people around her…
“Look at that… It’s an elf.”
“Oh my God, why are you with the princess? A slave? It looks like your hair color is different.”
“The princess is having a hard time! You’re with such a dirty, heterogeneous tribe! Isn’t tomorrow your birthday?”
The voices of the whispering people came naturally.
There was no way that Uriel, who had long ears and sensitive senses, couldn’t hear the voice that the princess could hear. She glared at the whispering humans once in a while, hummed her hum, then crossed her arms.
“So Venus… Master. Why did you come here? I don’t think I’ll get pregnant just because I see people whispering to me.”
“Look at that… This way. We humans feel the beauty while looking at buildings and statues built this gigantic. This is called art, and it is an indispensable pleasure on a date.”
“Huh.. On the subject of short-lived species…”
Uriel clicked her tongue once and looked at the building of the Church of Saints that her princess pointed with her finger her. The white marbles were shining wonderfully, and in front of the huge door was a huge statue made in the shape of a ‘goddess’.
Beautiful red and yellow flowers bloomed all around it.
“This is why you humans are no good.”
Uriel clicked his tongue as if he was very excited.
“You don’t know how many huge stones were turned into powder to make that huge building. What are these flowers? Flowers can’t live together like this. They eat each other.”
“Ugh…”
“Hmph, what’s there? This building was created after a lot of stones and trees were cut, filled, and made of garbage… And a statue of an old god? It’s not beautiful at all. The short-lived arrogance of humans who can manipulate nature as they please. Feel it.”
“Ughhh… Uh, I forgot that you were an elf.”
Uriel, who happily spat out vitriol, looked over the huge church of saints and the buildings around it in silence for a surprisingly long time. The little houses, mostly made of stone, looked like little mountains in a sense.
“But… Look. Aren’t there buildings that naturally pair up with this gigantic building? There’s also water flowing with a pleasing sound to the right here.”
“Hmph, this water is not meant to flow here.”
When Uriel saw the ditch the princess pointed at, he let out a snort. But there was a strange recognition in her eyes.
“..You humans live like this. Why is that?”
“Tell me a little more precisely.”
“This is a land where no life can live. The floor is filled with stones, and to find food, you have to go deep into the mountains or plow the ground through hard sweat.”
“Is the land where the elves live different?”
Uriel did not answer the princess’s question simply and turned her body her away.
She started walking down the streets of her town holding the princess’s hand her, as if she was more interested in the buildings where ordinary people live rather than the headquarters of the Saint’s Church.
“It’s different. Unless you’re out hunting males like our clan now, the soft ground is our floor and the starry sky is our roof.”
“The story that you live in a giant tree is not a lie.”
“Elves who live near the World Tree can enjoy such an honor. We don’t mean to take off our backs and sleep anywhere.”
Uriel, who spoke softly, looked at the streets of the town spread out in front of him.
“This is the capital of the empire. How does this place look to you?”
“Noisy, annoying… It’s a very busy looking place. Don’t worry, I’m not an idiot thinking how can I live in a pile of rocks like that?”
“Haha, but Uriel. That noise is the strength of a human being. Look. Can’t you see the people of the empire filling the capital of this empire today?”
“Except for the fact that everyone looks at me like I’m weird, it’s not a very great scene.”
After making a snort, Uriel frowned as if the streets where countless nobles and commoners passed by looked quite busy.
In the distance, he could see the carriage the princess had been riding in, and he could see numerous carriages parked around it. Her eyebrows were furrowed because that appearance was also quite annoying in Uriel’s eyes.
“Hmph… I don’t like any of this. Nothing like this… Isn’t beautiful at all.”
It seemed that the more Uriel went on dates, the more his hatred towards humans would grow, rather than the thought that the pregnancy would go well.
“Wow..!”
While frowning her face for a while, the little girl bumped into Uriel’s leg.
There were three layers of ice cream in her girl’s hand and she looked good and she crashed to the ground.
“Wow…”
The girl who was dripping from her nose to nosebleeds became empty eyes and looked at the ice cream and Uriel.
“…”
Uriel looked at such a small girl, who looked less than six years old, as if she were really insignificant.
But she wasn’t the princess.
“Oh, oh, oh, darling. Let’s get up first.”
The princess held her child’s hand her with her two hands and made her rise from her seat her. She then began checking her knees and the palms of her legs to see if there were any cuts on her.
“This kid bumped into me by mistake. Why is he doing that?”
“What’s wrong with the child? She’s just excited at the thought of eating ice cream.”
The princess smiled and gently lifted her child by the hips, bringing her to eye level with hers.
“Come on, this princess will buy you ice cream. Don’t cry.”
“Boo…”
Fortunately, the girl didn’t cry any more. She didn’t even swarm when she said the ice cream was gone. In the first place, she is a nobleman’s child, enough to buy ice cream in the capital of the empire.
Although she could not see where her parents were, basic courtesies were evident.
“Huh.. It’s ridiculous. We elves, even children, will be punished if they commit a crime.”
“Yes, that must be the difference between humans and elves.”
The princess smiled and gently comforted her child as she headed to her ice cream shop her.
“Hwa.. Aren’t you the princess?”
Haha. Don’t be alarmed. This kid bumped into me and knocked her ice cream off her. She has one. Can she make one?”
“Oh, of course. Then…The one over there…”
As he speaks, he is surprised to learn that Uriel is an elf. Because there is no human being who uses honorific words for elves.
“Hmm, yes. I need to give one to Uriel, so give me another one.”
The princess smiled and took her small purse her from her waist her, then took out a thick gold coin and handed it to her man her.
“Wow, princess. Ice cream is so expensive…”
Haha, this is my award, so please accept it with joy. Instead, please don’t say that you saw an elf today.”
As the princess winks and says her words, the man nods her head.
“As expected, your ears…”
“I have no intention of covering my proud ears, Venus.”
At the words of Uriel, who even called her name her hard, the princess smiled bitterly and waited for the ice cream.
Until then, the princess waited while stroking the little child’s hair, and Uriel looked at her master her diligently making and scooping up the ice cream as if it were funny.
“It’s not even the middle of winter, what are you doing? It’s pitiful. Humans… “
“It’s all like this.”
After Uriel stopped talking, the princess handed her a pretty bowl of ice cream while stroking her child’s hair.
“It wants to eat food that can only be made in the middle of winter, and it cuts a huge stone and lives in it.”
“It’s pointless.”
Uriel said her words her with a very disapproving expression, and at that moment, he felt the hem of his skirt her grabbing.
“Sister…”
“…Hah, what…”
“Sorry.”
She apologizes for checking the traces of ice cream on the hem of Uriel’s skirt, and she scoops up the ice cream with a spoon and tries her best to give it to Uriel.
“…….”
Uriel stars at the ice cream in silence, then opens her mouth and swallows it.
“Hmm… Um… It’s too sweet… It’s cold…”
Muttering disapprovingly, she swallows the melted ice cream with a sigh.
“Now, here’s an elf.. Lady. I’ve got some too.”
The owner awkwardly called Uriel and handed her ice cream, which Uriel accepted.
Ice cream was placed in a bowl that was so cold that she wondered if her fingers her were frozen. Red, black, and white lumps glowed deliciously.
“Ha.. Have humans finally found a way to subdue the spirits… Like the master, they like to conquer the things of nature…”
Uriel squints her eyes and cooks and presses a chunk of ice cream with a spoon. Contrary to her thoughts of her, the ice cream is gently scooped up.
“Hey, you know that? Human kid. We elves don’t have a culture of receiving food from young ones. Young ones can’t hunt, so we… The clan chiefs have to take care of them.”
“Uh huh…?”
“Come on. The crime of daring to give food to me, the chief of the clan..! Accept it sweetly!”
Contrary to what Uriel said very arrogantly, he took the ice cream to the mouth of the girl holding the ice cream bowl and fed it.
In that short moment, the girl smiled brightly and mumbled with the force of chewing the spoon. Watching him eat properly, Uriel laughs.
“Heh, accepting and eating my food… Should be considered an honor…”
Murmuring that, Uriel shared the ice cream with the little girl and, of course, shared it with the princess standing next to her.
“Sister! Papa!”
When the two bowls were finished, a gentleman with a beard appeared and took the girl away.
He continued to say he was sorry to the princess, but she only smiled and said that she was of help, so don’t worry.
“I’m supposed to go on a date with you, but I’ve wasted my time somewhere far away.”
The princess smiled bitterly and hugged Uriel by the waist.
“…Wasn’t bad.”
Uriel didn’t speak curtly and started looking at the street where the small lights started to light up.
Just as everyone thinks the stars in the night sky are beautiful, Uriel stared in awe at the small lights that fortunately began to come in.
“Humans don’t end up eating the old gods, they’re thinking of bringing down the stars embroidered in the sky to the ground.”
She muttered and took her own head to her princess’s head to her and quietly attached it.
“…Humans are greedy beings. It’s not uncommon for elves to give birth to ten children. Plus, they’re a race that almost… Unconditionally conceives if they have sex five days out of a month.”
“We’re not elves. We can only get pregnant for one month in a year… A little less than that.”
Uriel snorted while talking and silently blinked while stroking the princess’s waist.
“Uriel, in our imperial family, there is someone who married an elf like you a long time ago.”
“Yes.”
“But strangely, the two of them didn’t have children. So maybe…”
“Probably… They didn’t make it. There’s no way they could make it.”
Uriel looked at the glittering streets of the imperial capital and held the princess’s hand tightly.
It was a few hundred years ago, but Uriel, who can live forever as long as he is not injured, could understand the heart of the elf who was here a long time ago.
“Humans and elves are so different… How different are the children of humans and elves.
Uriel’s resigned voice.
The princess was able to get past this. She could not have had sex with Uriel if she just went on like this, and even if she got married later, she could naturally say that she would use her birth control her.
“Ugh…”
But her stomach her was itching. No way, no way, I couldn’t just talk to Uriel and move on.
“Uriel. Do you really think so?”
“…Of course. Elves and human children can’t be happy. The reason we elves give birth to children in the World Tree is…”
“Don’t make it complicated! Uriel!”
The princess held Uriel’s hand tightly with both her hands her. She did not want to let the woman she had conquered live her life her in moderate resignation.
“It’s me, you, and the child. Of course, I can’t help but be happy! I’m going to become the emperor of the empire. Of course, you and the child you created can live a happy life! I can promise you, of course!”
“Ah…”
“So, believe me. Uriel. Even if you don’t get married right now and promise to be with you forever! Believe in the fact that we will definitely get married and have children and live happily ever after.”
“Ah… That… Ha…”
Uriel looked at the princess who was holding her hands her and made her face her turn red and she didn’t know what to do, then rubbed her own thighs.
“Uh.. Uriel?”
“Ah.. If you suddenly say something like that… That happens once a year…”
“Oh, no… No, wait, Uriel?! Don’t lie!”
“You’re not going to do it… Ovulation… I thought I wanted to make a baby with my master, so my body was getting ready to meet a male…!”
Her red-faced Uriel’s ears stood stiff, red like an erect penis.
