Chapter 33 – 033. A Girl Comes in After Opening the Door and Asks How She Can Get Away With a Guy. Why Do I Have to Tell You That… Evil! The Master Returned at the Moment When He Could Be Misunderstood!
“That she can’t even remember people’s names is stupid, unbecoming a slave. She was a good-looking girl.”
“No. You’re sneakily turning around!? You’re going around talking like that and being robbed by our owner? Oh, did you cross the line by already entering after picking up the door… Anyway, why did you come? No, really, how did you get in?”
I mentioned Sylvia, hoping Ceres would understand. Although she seemed to speak comfortably, she was very nervous. The tall witch in front of me knows how to use magic, and I only have strong stamina and no self-defense skills.
So I hint that if you touch me, you’ll be fucked by Sylvia, but her relaxed expression doesn’t break!
“I came in after paying the bills~. It’s going to take a while for Sylvia’s idiot to go through a mountain of report checks? So, I’m going to ask you just one thing~. How far did you go with that girl from Sylvia?”
“…Eh? They suddenly came in. What do you do with that?”
Bitch! I’m not going to tell you how it got there. Well, it’s funny to meekly confess to the crime method.
Shit… Should I wait?
However, I don’t know why I would honestly answer that girl’s question, no matter how much it is for the purpose of wasting time, and I have no desire to do so.
Do you want to turn around? But with what?
Ah, why the hell do I have to tell a person I’m not close to, a bedtime story that’s not something to talk about even though I’m close!
When I was silent, the old man spoke again with a slightly stiff face.
“…Help me. I’ll pay the price. I haven’t done anything with Whiris so far. Ugh! Even a bitch like that seems to do everything with a slave, but why am I the only one…! Do you have any tips or know-how? What the hell did that bitch do for you! No matter how ugly you are, if you were a man, you would have eyes. How can you cling so tightly to such an ugly person?”
“If you want to hear something from me, Sylvia stop talking carelessly. What will you get with that attitude? Do you have any thoughts?”
Whoa, this bitch doesn’t seem to be doing well with that kid. So why do I have to tell you that? I don’t want anything even if I pay the price… Even Sylvia doesn’t like this old man very much.
“And what did you say you would give me? All I need is Sylvia. But do you think she’ll help you by taking something you don’t need, something Sylvia doesn’t like?”
“Ugh, they care for each other to the point of irritation? Are ugly people licking each other’s wounds?”
“Do you think you can get anything out of me by continuing to talk like that? You…?”
A cheap year! Let me tell you a word!
“Whoa…! It’s okay to call me ugly. It’s true. But…! Even if you don’t know me, I can’t stand Sylvia being called ugly!”
I turned on the light in my eyes like a man and said.
“…What? Hmm… Are you even claiming that Puck is a loyal slave to his master? You’ll pay for it~? Please don’t be petty and let me know.”
Ceres didn’t respond much.
Fuck.
‘Damn it. How can I take more time? Should I just cut it? I can’t. Shall we lower the level and talk nonsense? Yes. I’d rather listen to other people’s sweet love stories and make them feel good!’
I don’t know much about the beautiful customs and customs of another world, but if I brag about having sex with Sylvia, would it only cause gossip among the insiders at the magic academy? She heard it from herself.
Ugh, I can never tell.
Therefore, in Sylvia’s honor, I decided to disentangle the stories that stuck except for the part about her sexuality.
‘When you come to Sylvia, you’re really behind.’
I thought it was a little embarrassing to become a man and lean on my girlfriend, but it can’t be helped that I can only do this… The other person is a normal person who uses magic and has nothing to do with it. Do you know what that bitch will do if it goes wrong?
That’s how I slowly began to tell the story of how Sylvia and I clung to Ceres, who had trespassed.
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“…At that moment, while inflating his cheek, he said, ‘I should stroke the master’s head at this time!’ But he said, ‘Oh, it’s so cute that I’m going crazy.’ I don’t even know that everything has been exposed——no, I’m telling you to comfort you by teaching you something, but why is your face rotting like that?”
“Haaaaa! You two are saying that I’m sick of listening to it! Could you give me some thoughts as I listen to the two uglies arguing about each other? Wouldn’t it be better if I just gave you a hint right away!?”
‘A bitch… You’re talking about the subject you’re trying to get. I’m not telling you on purpose, but hehe.’
[──Keukkyu── Regarding the topic you’re trying to get——what you say——I don’t think so——]
Dark Bringer took my place.
Young. Even though you don’t have a map or ears, you always told me to stop saying that you would get scabs on your ears if I was talking about this, but you’re taking my side at times like this! I’ll prepare you something delicious tonight! Sylvia prepares the rice and you can’t even eat it!!
“What, what? I’m surprised. …You’re carrying around an ugly knife that looks just like a knife?”
‘This shit! Are you ugly?’
I put up with the bubbling inside and steadily unwrapped more sweet slices that would burst Ceres’ outfit. Ceres doesn’t want to hear it, but he listens to everything in case there’s any hints.
‘Sylvia, when are you coming? Please chase this bitch… Fuck me…’
However, when he heard it, Ceres started to make strange noises, perhaps because of his anger.
“I’ve never even held hands with someone. How can a bitch like that… Even do this and that… Chit! Hey you! Give me your hand once. Let’s see how it actually is.”
“No, why the fuck am I? Why am I holding hands with you?”
To be honest, Ceres, who looks like a girl crush model who is tall and burdensome, but it is true that she looks pretty, was attracted to her.
‘If you look at it badly, it looks like a sorghum-like body, but this is too harsh.
To put all her efforts into Sylvia, one could say that she looks like a water strider, but if you look at her calmly, her burdensome camel eyebrows were quite eye-catching, and her elongated limbs were also very pretty.
‘…Actually, it doesn’t matter if I hold your hand, right?’
…Not! I took it lightly for a moment, but I thought that I shouldn’t give up even if it was just one hand. Sylvia You mustn’t do anything to offend me. After all, Sylvia is 500 times prettier.
I made my refusal clear.
“It’s okay. I can’t give her a fingertip because it’s hot.”
To me, who is expensive, Ceres started to come out even stronger, perhaps because the rejection hurt my pride.
“With that one hand! Why don’t you give me this? I just touch it once, but it’s very expensive!”
“No! Hey! Don’t go away! Don’t come! Rapist bitch!”
“Go, rapist!? He barely raises his hand and says all sorts of things! Don’t be mean and give it to me!!”
Evil! Shibalyeon wants to grab my hand! Fortunately, it didn’t seem to use magic, so I was able to avoid Ceres’ sexual harassment by dodging here and there with just my basic specs.
However, it seemed that he avoided Ceres too well.
“Profit…! Ugly subject! You humiliate me like this!? Me, I’m not interested in you!! I was just trying to hold a man’s hand!!!”
…I felt sorry for myself when I said that.
I don’t know when I summoned that little boy, but it must have been a month ago that I last saw him… That I haven’t even held her hand yet, let alone parted with her virgin… That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?
Before being summoned by Sylvia, I was an Ada for 25 years, but now I feel sorry for such a beautiful woman.
That’s why I said that I would give my hand without knowing it.
“I’m a virgin, so I’m only looking at you this once. Now, let’s touch it.”
“Huh? Huh? Uh… Then…”
Actually, when I extended my hand as if to shake hands, Ceres hesitated.
They end up like the heroines of web novels that are burdensome for women. It’s not as much as Sylvia, but she looks like that, so it seems like 0.02 Sylvia’s cute…
When Ceres twitched his fingertips and lightly touched my hand, I squeezed it in frustration.
That’s when I hardened her hand like a girl who had been hugged!
Click.
My master Sylvia appeared.
“…”
“…”
“…What is this…?”
Fucked up!
Why do you come in at just this moment…! Ceres and I pulled our hands away with lightning speed, but her eyes had already seen everything.
Sylvia’s eyes settled down and took on a terrifying look. Still pretty, but her eyes have gone completely tasteless. The sudden change of atmosphere was unbelievably creepy.
Seeing what would only appear in a horror movie like this in real life, I instantly felt what proper creepiness was.
Up to that point, the few seconds of comma were my original rationality, and it was probably because of the [Contract: Contract] That I immediately thought of what Sylvia was going to do to me.
Myungkyung index came.
My heart calmed down as if nothing had happened, and I had no fear or doubt about Sylvia. Cancer! Even if Sylvia is jealous, she can’t be mad at me.
‘Yes! The only ones looking for are trespassers, witches from this far away!!’
Chuck!
Without even seeing her hand movement, Sylvia drew her frost sword and then pointed her wand at Ceres in a sullen pose. Immediately, Ceres stiffens like an extra villain with her gun pointed at her head.
She seems to have been a little prepared for the case of encountering Sylvia, but she couldn’t figure out how to deal with her face as she turned pale when Sylvia’s family shut up. She looked stupid, as if she had completely lost her ability to judge.
“Why were you holding my slave’s hand? Ceres…?”
“Gee, calm down girl. That’s why you know—”
“Me and my slave, how did you get into this room, just the two of us? Ceres…?”
“I-I mean, listen to me.”
[…Doesn’t I put it in the number, master of masters…]
“Ceres? You’ll have to choose your answer carefully… It’s the first time I’ve ever killed a person.
“Hee! Sa, save me!!”
“Hmm, I’m asking you to answer… Why can’t you answer…? If so, this means that it’s okay to just die…?”
Mana gathers from her staff. It was so dark that I could see it with my own eyes.
Dark Bringer intervened in the middle, but Sylvia ignores it and increases the murderousness she gives off to Ceres.
I felt the need to put an end to this situation.
However, at this time, Sylvia should not be stopped. I am her slave who must be on the master’s side unconditionally… Then!
“This shit! The master is here, so get down on your knees and apologize right now! If you want to save even your pitiful life!”
