Chapter 30 – #9 the Magical Girl Succumbed to the Mushroom (2)
I couldn’t believe it… I’m not the only one walking down the street in broad daylight wearing this kind of embarrassing outfit.
I was genuinely surprised.
What are you doing, this guy.
Are you insane
Of course, it’s a better outfit than me, dressed like I wouldn’t wear it at a cheap entertainment venue…
However, the other side was more surprised than me.
“You, that shameless figure… Do you know, by any chance, a fairy named Cookie…?”
Huh? Cookie?
“How do you know cookies?”
“As expected… You too.”
Suddenly, a pity spread in the opponent’s eyes.
“That means you’re a man too, right?”
“Uh?!”
You too’?!
The blond woman said nothing more. She just shakes her head sadly.
No… She’s so pretty It’s pretty, but inside… That’s it? I’m pretty too!
“What is it, you look at me in disbelief.”
No, even if I suddenly faced such a reality, I wouldn’t know how to react.
“Show me the proof? Evidence of being swayed by the cookie guy’s bad taste.”
“Yes?”
The blonde hesitated, looked around her, let out a sigh, and she muttered to herself, “It’s okay because I’m a man, it’s okay because I’m a man…” Then she grabbed hold of her ruffled skirt. , I heard it as it is.
Flutter –
“Swimming?”
What you see in front of you is a small mound like a peach. The labia, which were closed in a pretty shape, were clearly visible under the shadow of the skirt.
What what what…
No panties?!
“Slut?!”
“It’s because of the cookie… By the way, I didn’t even wear it on top.”
The blonde woman said tiredly.
No, no panties and no bra?! On the streets in broad daylight?!
…God, it’s amazing… It’s amazing.
And the clerk at the counter was seriously contemplating whether to report it to the police because of the two prostitutes (we) who suddenly appeared.
* * *
The blonde magical girl is called Alpha. It’s obvious, but I don’t think it’s his real name…
“I don’t even remember the name from before. I was confused because I thought I was a woman since I was born.”
Yes! Yes!
Right! Right!
I nodded in agreement, and Alpha smiled happily. I could see tears of joy flowing from her eyes. Are you that happy?
“No, but doesn’t it scare me to think that I am alone in this strange situation? You don’t think my head is wrong!”
“Right~~~! I understand that!”
“Haa… Really, it’s like meeting a lifeboat while drifting. It’s really fucking safe. Oh, do you need ‘Tatara Dog’? Will you have it?”
“No, no. I got everything I need. You take it.”
Thanks to that, the atmosphere became quite warm as they cursed at Cookie.
I have a feeling it will be a good relationship with this friend for quite some time. It is a friendship that grows stronger through the same kind of suffering and adversity.
I feel like we can be generous with each other no matter what mistakes we make… I feel that kind of friendship… Hyaaaaa…
“Oh, but I’m sorry.”
“Yes?”
“Isn’t that the reason I had to choose that because I wiped out all of Blue Moon’s last character merchandise?
If you’re sane, you won’t be buying any of those Psycho’s character goods, but…
I can understand if it’s just to burn it as a way to vent my anger.”
Regarding… Seriously…?
“…Hem? What did you just say about Ruby…?”
“Yes? Oh, did you not hear me? 〈 Witch Girl 〉’s Ruby is a bitch duality psycho, right? Even in the community, that opinion is the mainstream.
Ah, even before I came here, some crazy guy posted a nonsensical post saying that Ruby in Episode 13 of the 7th season is a gift from God, so I eagerly posted comments as part of my enlightenment activities…
Seriously, there are very few weirdos with such hair. The guys who live with their hair decorated. Or maybe it’s stuffed with udon noodles instead of brains–“
Before Alpha could even finish her words, my fist was already flying into a hole in the air.
But Alpha didn’t even blink and easily dodged him by snapping his neck.
Along with a terrifying sound, a storm-like wind swept through the shop. However, I managed to control my strength.
By the way, it is.
This guy… Was that guy!
“It was you, nickname 〈 Blue Moon Association President 〉! I thought someone had left such a crazy comment on my post!”
“How do I get my community nickname…? No, if it’s a comment… That’s right. Then you were 〈 ruby 〉! I thought it was crazy nickname sense…!”
My, what’s my nickname!
People are most beautiful when they are faithful to their instincts.
At some point, people gathered around. The people who had been watching, wondering what kind of fight it was, seemed to have roughly understood the situation, and half of them rushed behind me and half behind Alpha.
Apparently, even among the audience, it seemed to be clearly divided into the Ruby group and the Blue Moon group.
『Unlike Blue Moon, who is tired of the cold reality, Ruby is an orthodox magical girl who shouts her dreams and hopes!』
『Are you calling that crazy psycho a magical girl?! A crazy bitch who wipes out other people’s balances and shouts ‘Justice!’!?”
『Are these bastards crossing the line?!』
“Shut up! A bitch like Ruby needs to be caught by tentacles and raped for a whole month to come to her senses!”
『That Blue Moon bitch is a masochist who can feel it through her anus! If you poke your anus with a wooden stick, your true nature will come out right away?!”
“Come on, you bastards!!!”
…
Jumping on our fight, these people also went into a life-threatening posture as if they were venting their usual anger.
Uh, the words thrown are all so bloody that it’s hard to bear it. This is why chumps… I’m glad I’m not chubby.
“So, I even kindly left a comment to enlighten you like that… Are you still sucking rubies? Are you willing to change your mind?”
“What if you change?”
“Praise the Blue Moon. Then you will be saved!”
Are you crazy
“I’ve only been single-minded Ruby my entire life. Ruby’s pure white pussy from the unmodified version of episode 5 of season 2 – no no, she can’t forget her eyes full of hope and love.”
“I can’t forget the unmodified 3rd episode, episode 13, Blue Moon’s anal torture – no no, her calmness and her unyielding appearance in the face of adversity…”
“This no-panty slut!”
“To the subject in such shameless clothes!”
I can’t understand each other until the end with this guy!
In Alpha’s hand, there was a gun with a strange appearance. I also put down the ruby character merchandise and clenched her fists. It was fully prepared to attack the opponent at any time.
As the inside of the store became a mess of swear words and violent discussions, tension ran high between the two of us.
That was the moment.
“Nyan. You guys don’t seem to have any time to be bored.”
With a carefree voice, a cookie jumped out of the door that floated in the empty air.
“A monster appeared. Come out right now.”
“Shut up. This is an important moment.”
“A trash fairy who can’t even understand the atmosphere.”
Cookie furrowed his eyebrows as if he were offended.
“If it doesn’t come out within 10 seconds, I’ll cross it with a horse, both of them.”
We both quickly ran out of the store.
* * *
“Gahahahaha! I am the Porcini Prince, the mushroom monster! Will you cover this earth with the spores of this body——Verseot?!”
Jumping off the building, the mushroom-headed monster narrowly avoided the kick that came with the deadly blow.
“Don’t dodge!”
“Gah… I almost died Mushroom…”
When Alpha and I arrived, the town had already turned into a demonic realm.
Whoa… The distance between the buildings is full of mushrooms. Are you spreading spores or something? It’s scary and a bit creepy.
Bang-!
“Mushroom?!”
Alpha’s bullet pierced the mushroom monster’s mushroom head. The monster staggered, but did not fall. The pierced head shuddered and quickly filled up again.
It seems to have a recovery function… So what?
“It seems that all ordinary citizens have evacuated. I saw a few people who were crushed by the mushrooms and let them escape…”
“There are no normal people around anymore.”
Teook-! Kwajik.
I tripped over the mushroom’s foot and trampled its pectoral muscle with my foot.
“That said, do you have anything else to say? Can I kill you like this? Or is he strong enough to defeat two magical girls?”
“Gah… This prostitute…!”
“Who are you calling a prostitute?”
“Gahaooooo…!”
As his foot pressed against his chest, the mushroom monster wriggled and let out a moan of pain.
His body is muscular like a spear, and his head and hands are mushroom-shaped, wriggling under his feet.
In addition to that, he was naked without anything on, and the man’s part kept dangling… It was, to put it mildly, a very disgusting sight to see. Ooh, I hate to see it.
Anyway, that’s about it for a normal monster.
The other day, a magical girl named Dan-ae was dragged away by the baboons because of an attack on her head, and she was treated like this or that, but most monsters are only those who can be shattered with one punch. It was boring to deal with.
“…”
“Go ha ha. What are you thinking while stepping on this body?”
“Not much, nothing.”
Just some
Somehow, I remembered the time when I was caught by the baboons, or I had a feeling of regret that I didn’t know what it was… I never thought about it… I don’t think there will be.
〈 ‘Emprint of Eumta’ shines.〉
〈 ‘Talent: Desire to Submit (Initial)’ has been added.〉
〈Your body remembers the joy of giving in. We are ready to give in to our opponents at any time. Sometimes your body can’t overcome its cravings and will try to give in.〉
Because it was so short, I could see a tattoo in the shape of a womb that was half-hidden in the skirt below the exposed belly button.
Ha, really.
I was just thinking!
“Go, haha! Magical girls… Two… Good mushrooms.”
“Yes?”
“Did you think that I, Porcini Prince, was procrastinating here for nothing! All! You guys! It’s to attract magical girl bitches! Gahahahaha!”
What is he saying now.
Uncomfortable to hear, I strained my feet and stamped them lightly.
Quaang-!
Then, the monster’s body burst into pieces in a grotesque way, and cracks like spider webs rose up on the asphalt road centered on the foot stuck in the floor.
…I just stepped on it lightly.
It was not blood that flowed through the monster’s body, but his whole body was covered with strange body fluids.
In addition, a lot of powder was blown up, and his nose tickled, and he sneezed out saying “Hehchwik!”
“Uh… You will die gracefully.”
“Anyway, it’s not a smart way to handle it. This is why things called rubies.”
“Then didn’t you end up with that thread-like hole?”
“Because if I had been sincere, this entire street would have disappeared.”
“If I had been sincere, the earth would have disappeared.”
“They’re really dirty childish people.”
Seeing us growling and fighting again, Cookie sighed.
“And the monster reaction hasn’t gone away yet.”
“What?”
A little away from where the mushroom monster Porcini Prince was shattered, something that looked like a person grew like a mushroom.
Porcini Prince, who was supposed to have exploded to death a moment ago, came back to life in his original form!
“Gahahahaha! This body gained new strength! Unless I destroy all the mushrooms and all the spores in this place, this body will not lose Mushroom!”
“A new power…?”
“This is it!”
Receiving my puzzled gaze, the mushroom monster raised one hand.
Then, out of the empty space, a shining crystal appeared as if it were springing up.
“As long as I have this new power, this body will not die! Even if you die, you will be reborn as a new spore! Now, tremble in fear and bow her head, Rye magical girl sows!”
…Ah, it looks very familiar, but I thought it was a magic stone.
It was quite large, but smaller than the one I brought from the baboons’ hideout.
No, it’s true that it’s small, but if you divide it into 4 parts, it will be just that size…?
Uhm…?
“Ha, that’s why you’re a Ruby girl. Like a crazy psycho, he only believed in firepower and used magic, but was caught by the Kraken monster and all the holes were filled.
While I was wondering, Alpha stepped forward, scratching my insides.
“If you’re going to suck that goblin bitch, step back. From now on, I will show you amazing work worthy of a blue moon.”
Do you want to shoot like before? Thinking so, Alpha was holding a compact round object instead of a gun in her hand.
It looked like a pocket watch, and it also looked like a stopwatch.
When I clicked the switch at the end, a number appeared in the middle, then changed to another number in succession with the sound of clicking, clicking, clicking.
“Alpha’s costume changes according to the numbers in 〈 Lucky Roulette 〉. The higher the number, the more powerful the costume is.”
“If it’s random, isn’t it the same as me?”
“No matter what kind of costume you are, the balance is set in its own way, but Alpha is based on counts, so there is no such thing as balance. Even if the main body is weak, it’s not strange that the costume comes out with a dress with specs that can destroy the earth.”
While Cookie eagerly explained, the numbers in 〈 Lucky Roulette 〉 started to slowly change.
“Mushroom heads. Level 5 should be enough for you, but if you come up with an 8 or 9, I’ll apologize in advance. It’s going to look really miserable.”
Alpha confidently held up 〈 lucky roulette 〉.
Finally, with a clicking sound, Alpha’s body was enveloped in light.
“Ruler! Take a look!! This majestic figure!!!”
Soon after, the light disappeared, leaving only the breast covering that you would only see in historical dramas and a piece of cloth that barely covered the private parts.
〈 Lucky Roulette 〉 had the number ‘0’ floating on it.
“The costume is good, but he just has bad luck. I’ve never seen a 6 or higher come out.”
* * *
It was around the time when he had trouble breathing while laughing while holding onto his stomach for a long time while laughing at the beggar-like Alpha.
“What…?”
Suddenly, his vision blurred, and his body lost all strength. In addition, the body was hot, and the nipples began to itch. This, this familiar feeling…!
〈 ‘Status: Paralysis’ added.〉
〈 ‘Status: Aphrodisiac’ has been added.〉
〈 ‘Attribute: Weakness (Severe)’ has been activated.〉
At the edge of the field of vision, Alpha was also collapsing like me.
Weak? When did you get hit?
“Gahahaha! Sows who don’t even know the subject of contra for me. This area is already full of my paralysis spores and microspores. Mushrooms that can be poisoned just by breathing!”
“This, this…!?”
Around the Porcini Prince, a mushroom monster who shouted confidently, people with the same appearance suddenly began to appear.
Like the main body, they were all naked, and my face instantly turned pale at the sight of them swaying around.
“Go, my alter egos! A mushroom that gang-rapes sow magical girls and plants a lot of spores inside!”
Both Alpha and I were swept away in an instant by the waves of muscular naked bodies.