Chapter 148 – #2-7 the Magical Girl Is Said to Be Drunk (3)
Breakfast was brought by a robot maid.
Several trays come and go, and colorful food is lined up on a table that is too wide to be used alone.
To maintain his voluptuous physique, Qual eats seven meals a day, with three meals a day not enough, with light meals in between.
He is a body type that cannot be maintained if he does not eat that much.
Huhu, women should envy this body more.
“Ohh~ It looks delicious today too~.”
Qual salivated and scanned the plates in front of him.
[Mekrak] Had almost nothing that could be called a normal livestock at present.
This is because it is not a suitable environment for livestock to live in.
On this planet where the energy of the star is depleted, there is not enough space for grazing and raising livestock, and there are not enough grasses for the livestock to eat.
However, even the artificially created bodies, and the living bodies of nobles who are not small bodies, need nutrients.
That’s how [Mekrak] ‘Makes’ meat in the factory.
Genetic research and applications of parascience are added to create an almost creative level, but…
‘Something is different from proper livestock. He has almost no magic power.’
There is no problem in maintaining the body made of protein, but it is unfortunate for the picky taste of aristocrats.
Especially Qual, who cares about what he eats.
‘This is a livestock dish brought in from the [Earth] Planet… That’s a special dish dish brought in from the [Arteia Tecille] Star… Hohohoho~. Besides that, a lot. Yes. You have to eat this much to be a noble~.’
Qual smiled and gracefully raised her fork and knife.
Now, slowly savoring…
Clap clap.
Well well.
“…What are you doing?”
“Yeah?”
All the robot maids are leaving.
Kay, who had been standing in the back a moment before, came forward with natural movement, picked up the meat that had been placed on the table, and began to eat it.
What?
Why are you eating
Qual suddenly lost his head.
“Ah, this is delicious, sir.”
Kay emptied one of her plates, then reached for the next one.
Perhaps this time it wasn’t to her taste, she ate just one piece from the neatly laid out meat and pushed her plate toward Qual. She then stretched out her hand for the next plate.
“…Hey.”
“Yeah?”
“What are you doing?”
“Oh, that’s… Yup. Cool!”
As he tried to eat while talking, he must have choked up, and the food shards he had pushed into his cheeks like a squirrel splattered on Qual’s face.
Kay didn’t care at all, banged on the table and picked up the bottle that was lying near Qual.
She ordered a special expensive drink to be served today as the anniversary of making fun of the long-awaited magical girl.
It was probably [Wuurken] High-quality sake that had been airlifted from the stars and had been aged for over 300 years.
“Ugh.. Cough, Cough! I don’t care… Oooh… Kellogg!”
“Hey, hey…! That’s not allowed!”
Kei’s hand seemed to move quickly, but with her blade, she neatly cut the opening of the bottle.
It is a feat that cannot be accomplished by mere force alone. The mouth of her kual trying to stop her went into her neat marks, as if she had been cut by her blade.
Gulp… Gulp…
Kei flipped the bottle over and poured it into her mouth.
“Kyaa~! What the heck… It’s a good drink… But it’s not to my liking…”
Holding the bottle in her hand, Kei picked up the food on her table and started eating again.
“This person! Stop! Stop eating! It’s mine!!!”
Qual, who couldn’t properly react to the absurd situation, kicked off his chair and jumped up.
His cheeks, stretched out in anger, trembled purr and purr.
“Ugh~? Ei~ Why are you like this~ I’m the owner~.”
“You you you you, what are you?! Why are you eating my precious breakfast?!”
“Yeah? This one? Ah… Is that a slave…?”
“Why is the slave eating his master’s food!”
“No, that’s… Kimi Sanggung? Poison test? With that feeling…”
Kay picked up another plate and shoved it into her mouth as she was.
“I’m doing a poison test, but I’m not going to eat it all!”
“Oh dear. I’m going to be noisy, I’m going to go to the doyage bird… Hiccup… Go. Hehe.”
Kei flashes her drunkenness and she strides towards Qual.
“Be quiet.”
She hit Qual’s head with the bottle she was holding.
Brilliant – strong!
It was such a natural movement that Qual couldn’t react.
Qual’s body should have been modified and strengthened in various ways, but the bottle attack with the magical girl’s strength added undoubtedly took damage. Above all, shrapnel was stuck in his head and blood flowed out, and it was not a fuss.
The front of her eyes spins around.
“Uh, uh… Turn it off…?!”
“Ahh… I didn’t pass out…”
Kay grabbed the distraught Qual by the head and slammed it into the plate of soup in front of her.
“Aaaaa?! Whoop whoop?! Is it hot?
“Oh… I made a mistake.”
Kay tugged at Qual’s hair and took it off her plate.
Hehe, hehe, Qual exhaled with his face painted red.
“The plate is not broken.”
Qual’s head landed back on the plate.
Knock-Graaaaa!
The plate was shattered into fragments, and Qual’s face slammed into the table with the soup.
Still not satisfied, Kay lifted Qual’s head again and slammed it back onto the table.
“Ehehehehehe. Fun.”
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Fluffy hair falling on the table with a sense of rhythm.
With each blow, the table under the tablecloth cracked.
It’s a table made of a special stone, but the head of Qual who breaks that table is…
“…Ah. I’m full.”
By the time Qual started sobbing, Kei let go of her hand as if tired of it.
Then, he walked over to a chair near the reflection, burrowed into the chair like a cat, and fell asleep.
“Ah… Whoa… Whoa… Whoaaaaa…!”
With his face burned and bloody from shards of glass, Qual staggered out of the restaurant in fear.
How many years has he been running?
He hated running even to death, but he couldn’t help it as much as he did now.
I wanted to get away from that magical girl as soon as possible…!
“Hmmmm… Pig head… Crap… Cooul…”
Behind her, Kei was talking in her sleep with a calm expression on her face.
* * *
“Rudolf! Rudolf! Where are you! Rudolph uuuuu!!!!”
Like a child searching for his parents, Qual ran around the mansion, anxiously calling out Rudolph’s name.
There is no way that Rudolph, who was paying close attention to all the systems in the mansion and monitoring them, would not have missed him as he waddled through the corridors. He couldn’t have heard his cries.
By the way.
‘But why doesn’t it still appear…?’
He is one of the few completely autonomous AI androids in [Mekrak].
It is also connected to [Mekrak]’S information collection and gathering mechanism [Bank], And its knowledge and judgment ability cannot be matched even by 100 people gathered together by tolerable geniuses.
Winning Rudolph with 90% of his fortune was one of the few ‘good things’ in Kual’s life.
As soon as Rudolph recognized him as his master, he brought him more wealth than he had lost, and with his formidable skill, he made this huge city a kual.
‘So… I’m sure they can handle this strange situation…!’
“Rudolph! Come out right now! Where are you!!!!! Help me! Magic Girl! A magical girl is trying to kill me! Rudolph ugh!!!!”
Qual wanders around screaming pitifully.
Qual was so panicked that he couldn’t even think of finding Rudolph by manipulating the mansion’s system console on his own.
And.
[…Sir…]
Dimly.
He heard the machine voice he had been waiting for so long.
“Rudolf?!”
His ears, faint but fortified, caught it.
It’s over the corner!
Qual stumbled and headed for the corner.
Leave it to Rudolph. He’ll do everything for you!
“Rudolf! Magical girls! Somehow magical girls–“
And Qual was devastated at the sight unfolding before his eyes.
[Master… Sir… Sorry… Too… Damn… Skilled…!@#%@^]
The speaker that caused the error emits a bizarre noise.
Rudolph was shattered, dismembered, in the middle of a huge hall.
In the messy hall, apart from the stone statues that originally solidified the women, the pillars of his favorite jewels were lined up.
Although now everything was collapsed as if to crush his son Rudolph.
“Iya … I was tingling … Why are you sick?”
And before that.
One bloody monster.
“Hiccup… Kkeuk. Yaaaaa tin can head aaaaa can…!!!”
A bloody monster, no, the red-haired magical girl Danbi.
She was so tattered that it’s not hard to imagine what the skirmishes were going on here, and despite her broken arm and leg wobbly and her whole body covered in blood, she was smiling viciously. .
In one of her hands she holds a hatchet that must have been in her own shed.
“Shut up, a little…”
She raised her hand holding her hatchet, and she slammed it down at Rudolph.
Aaaaang! Rudolph’s metal head dented with a groan.
“…Keep. You have to hit it a few times to split it apart.”
Kang! Kang! Kang! Kang! Kang!
Danbi brandished her hatchet mercilessly, as if saying, ‘Let’s see if you die or I die’.
Over and over again. On and on, on and on.
“Ah, ah, ah, ah…! Stop! Stop it, baby, baby! Rudolph ugh!!!”
[Escape… Screw up… Run away… !@#$@#%^]
“Ah, the head of that can is filthy strong. Fuck.”
Qual is the aristocrat of 【Mekrak】.
All nobles, without exception, have special abilities that are inaccessible to ordinary people, and this ability was also the reason why ordinary monsters in [Mekrak] Could not fight against the nobles.
Originally, he would have been able to overcome this situation somehow with his own abilities. A magical girl whose powers are sealed somehow…
However.
“Child X-foot! Done! Done! Fuck you, you damn bastard! Haha! Destroy everything aaaaa!!! Clack clack clack!!!!”
Madly wielding her hatchet, covered in her blood.
Like a crazy serial killer, he’s letting out a mad laugh like that.
Qual, who fell into a complete panic at the situation where he went insane in succession, turned her back and ran away without even thinking about using her ability.
“Rudolph!!! Aaaaa!!!!!”
As she disintegrated into pieces, she called out the names of her loyal android squire, and Kual staggered away, scattering tears in the air like chicken droppings.
* * *
“Boss, boss, tutu boss.”
“Yes?”
“Are those magical girls okay?”
In response to the subordinate’s question, Tutu quietly chewed on the squid leg in his mouth.
Squid legs airlifted from the earth are great to chew when you’re bored.
“Well, since you’re a magical girl, won’t you be able to hold on? I don’t know how perverted nobles are, but…”
“Nope. That’s not what I’m worried about.”
“Then what is it?”
“Those girls, it seems like you don’t see them very much after drinking a little… Didn’t we all almost die last time? In particular, a bitch named Danbi went completely crazy, and I thought she was a bulldozer.”
Tutu laughed.
“Ukukuku. Could it be that the pig aristocrat is going to give you a drink?”
“Haha, I hope that doesn’t happen.”
“And I said something special happened because I drank a little. It’s quite an aristocratic mansion.”
“Yes. As long as the nobles aren’t extremely incompetent, nothing’s going to happen!”
“That’s right, unless you’re extremely incompetent. Hey! Bring a drink! Ukukuku! Today is a party!”
“Yeah!”
The Tutu bandits held a lively party today. The money received from selling magical girls is enormous. There will be no shortage of money for a while.
‘Umm… If you think you’re short of money, then maybe we’ll attack. An aristocratic mansion.’
Until then, the magical girls should be fine.
If you stay as inconspicuous as possible and stay calm without raising your guard, you will be able to work comfortably later.
‘I can’t believe it, I’m going to have an accident, I’m just going to draw attention, I’m going to buy a vigilance… There won’t be such a thing, right? Then the hardships will only get bigger. Yes. Magical girls aren’t that stupid. Please treat me well, magical girl~.’
Tutu, who doesn’t know the earth’s proverb, ‘no way he catches people’, thoughtlessly enjoyed drinking with his men.
And the next day.
A huge bounty is placed on the Tutu bandits by Qual.
