Chapter 141 – #2-5 the Magical Girl Was Sold to a Pig (1)
“Hey, wake up. Yumma!”
Gurgling, gurgling.
“Uh-fu, uh-fu!”
He came to his senses as something cold poured down his face.
The water entering his nose is stinging. In front of my eyes, Tutu was tilting the kettle this way.
Looking around while shaking my head, it seems that they were spread out on the floor of the restaurant.
…Oops.
“Have you been drinking?”
“…That’s right.”
We, who continued to masturbate while drunk, gradually showed off various things according to the demands of the guests… No, our grandchildren.
If they buy 10 drinks, they open their crotch and show off their pussy, or if they buy 20 drinks, they massage their breasts and put on a milk spurt show.
Like I used to do, pouring alcohol into my breastbone and thighs.
In addition to that, it seems that he showed an erotic show to satisfy his grandchildren while showing all kinds of embarrassing appearances according to the request.
I had vague memories of it from the middle.
“Ugh… My thighs feel bad…”
Alcohol and love juice are mixed and it is a mess here and there.
All the customers in the store seem to have gone back. In front of the owner, who was about to close the store, the thieves carried Danbi, who had not yet woken up, and came out. I hurriedly followed, and Cliff, who was invisible, came out first with the other thieves and was waiting.
As we got back to the convoy we were riding in, Tutu held out something to me.
Something like a stick the size of two fingers.
“It is a portable shower booth capsule. We’ll be leaving in a little while, so wash it clean. I’ll give you a shaving machine so you can shave without a single hair… Ah, magical girls don’t.”
“Yes? What is fluff?”
“It’s fine if you don’t know.”
“Sweet bastard.”
“The conspiracy… Yes. Is it my constitution that I don’t like seeing things clean? So are the other two.”
“For now, I am not me.”
I heard from Danbi the other day that he had 〈 shaved 〉 characteristics. Before that, it was a normal conspiracy.
I heard that Danae bought and used hair removal cream using 〈 Point Shop 〉. If you apply it once, it won’t last for a year.
Tutu looked at the three of us alternately with a subtle expression, waved his hand and left, then turned back.
“Do you remember the plan?”
“…Yes. He said all you have to do is go and play.”
“It’s not like you’re going to do something stupid as soon as you enter. The opponent is a noble.”
“So what. What do you know about nobles?”
“It means that you are different from the idiots who go to other people’s planets and suck honey.”
“Honey sucked. If you count the guys invading other people’s planets, you must be afraid of a pig who is locked in a corner of the house.”
“…Of course, there are also quite advanced ones among those who go to invade. But nobles literally have different ranks. It’s funny to compare. Got it?”
Tutu pressed his face against me as if intimidating. His shaggy beard touches his face and stings him. My face was completely contorted.
Bad breath dude.
“I don’t know how strong it will become with 〈 Hyperdimension Tool 〉, but should I be moderate? If you mess around and damage us and even the city, I’m going to tear the pussies out of the real four bitches.”
“…No fuss.”
“Does it look like a fuss?”
Having said that in a terrifying voice, this side also naturally shrank.
Tsk, I resent my body that has been trained with 〈 hypnotic drugs 〉.
How on earth is that aristocrat so cruel that he is so vigilant?
Tutu, moderately assuming I understood, gave out a snort and walked in front of the convoy.
“Kei~ Are you okay~?”
“Yes. Nothing happened. Let’s wash more than that.”
I entered the prison-like space behind the barbed wire, hit the switch on the capsule as I had seen before, and threw it. Then, ignoring the law of conservation of mass, the capsule shuddered and took out the essentials of energy, creating a sophisticated shower booth in the blink of an eye.
“…Seeing this gives me a bit of a sci-fi feel.”
You will realize that it is definitely a different planet than Earth.
After Dan-ae and I took turns washing, Dan-bi also woke up staggering.
Danae giggled and forcibly pulled Danbi, who was wandering around, and began to wash her in the shower booth with her dirty hands.
Danbi couldn’t properly shake off Dan-ae and had no choice but to leave her body.
Even while we were washing, the convoy rattled along.
* * *
“Get off, goods!!”
“Don’t treat people as commodities, you bastards.”
After giving the cheeky thief a quick poke, I got out of the convoy. Danbi and Danae also descended after me.
A nobleman’s mansion and tower.
It looks gorgeous from a distance, but it’s a much more intimidating design up close. The flashing neon signs and lights seemed to shine as brightly as daytime even though it was the middle of the night, close to midnight.
“Come on inside. Eat heartily. Ukukuku.”
Following Tutu, we entered the main entrance of the tower.
…I set the weight of the restraints on my wrists and ankles twice as much as before, saying that I would not resist, so honestly walking was also a challenge.
No, you don’t trust us that much?
…I can’t even trust me.
“For a moment. Who is it?”
Someone blocked Tutu’s progress. It was a monstrosity in a serious uniform, wearing the same badge as the one I saw at the diner.
“I am here to make a deal. Here is the certificate.”
Tutu replied calmly and held out something of his to the gatekeeper.
Then he obediently let us inside.
The nobleman’s mansion was great.
Something, first of all, the front door made a clunking sound, and then it opened in a way you would only see in a movie, and holograms flashed and things like mechanical housekeepers whizzed and moved as they walked through the hallways.
However, the more I went inside, the more my face naturally hardened.
“Hey… Danae… Is that…”
“What Kay thinks is probably right.”
Strange stone statue objects that can be seen all over the hallway.
All of the women who are almost naked, the points are different, but all of them have high-quality looks, such stone statues with fear-stricken expressions on their faces.
There were even women who, by the looks of it, were of a completely different kind, perhaps from another star.
Each stone statue in a variety of postures was used as furniture, not just standing, but leaning on or placing something on it.
Could that be the stone statue that the owner of this mansion, the aristocrat, made?
――By petrifying living women?
“…!”
The tightly clenched fists trembled on their own.
What do you see a woman as? What do you see people as?
Besides, collecting women from other planets and using them as sacrifices for this bad taste game.
“…I think I’m going to throw up.”
Danbi made a weak voice this time.
To be honest, I felt the same way, so I nodded her head. What was unexpected was that it was difficult to see the stone statue of Tutu, and I could see that he was desperately trying to avert his gaze. Isn’t this guy too bad?
And.
Finally we arrived in front of the noble.
“Oh oh oh oh! The leader of the tutu bandits, tutu~! I was waiting for it. Yes.”
Slack talk. Belly fat that stretches even more than the way you talk.
It was a pig that was swollen from head to toe, and seemed like it would roll off the ground if kicked. No, it was a monster.
“Hello, Quar, one of the 13 nobles. It’s a lowly thief, but it’s an honor to meet you.”
“Yeah~ That’s right~ A savage thief~ It’s a body that you don’t dare to see~ I mean~ But I can’t help it~ I have to show it myself~. Rumor has it that she plans to show a magical girl.”
Tutu didn’t even raise an eyebrow despite his insulting words, but instead smiled servilely and looked us forward.
And a nobleman called Qual exclaimed, raising his eyebrows buried in his flesh.
“Oh, oh oh oh…! This is… These girls… Magical girls…!”
“Yes, that’s right. This time, the 13 nobles want you and I to be the magical girl that was scheduled to be put up for auction.”
“Nonsense… But the magic I feel… It’s real~. It’s less sensitive than I thought, but it’s not that I can’t understand it because the land is different. If you only take it to the spot… Oops, that’s right~. Where did you get these girls from?”
“I dare not tell you.”
“Well, I have to make a living doing business with it… Okay, this noble body will take care of things below me and won’t ask me in particular.”
The pig stuck out his strangely long tongue and licked his lips.
“It’s really hard to find a good quality magical girl~ It’s like rubbish that comes out from time to time~ Quality magical girls are also highly valued~.”
“Doesn’t it become as strong as the number of magical girls you collect?”
“That’s not true~ I mean~ But in this situation, I’m the only one who doesn’t have a magical girl~ I’m ranked last, 13th~ But it’s a relief that I have Tutu~”
‘Was it like that?’
Aww.
I understood the rough situation.
That the number of nobles is thirteen. And roughly how they are ranked.
But it is. She heard the story, but are magical girls a rare collectible?
“Heh heh, I’ve seen the face in the auction pamphlet~ I heard that you turned my men into rice cakes~ I like it~ I like it~”
“Please shut up, you slug pig.”
“?!”
Tutu’s face hardened.
Danbi, who could not stand it, stepped forward and spat out.
“Now~ What are you saying~?”
“Stop stretching that, you pig. Grunt or grunt. Should I just rip out the mouth and rip out the vocal chords? It’s a concept or something, but it’s like X.”
“…”
Silence for a while.
Tutu’s face is pale, and Kual, an aristocratic monster, looks at her sweet rain with her face quivering.
Aaaaah, sweet rain! Don’t be like that!
I hurriedly spoke out to rectify the situation.
“Everything, Danbi! Then no! Tuck! You get mad when you say that! Seeing the other person as a person, that’s what comes out! This bastard is just a human-speaking, bipedal pig, if you think so, he has nothing more to be mad about! You certainly don’t think grunting is much more appropriate!”
“Oh my, can I play with you? I was scolded for holding it in while noticing. To be honest, this piglet smells strange. Can I cover my nose? Is it going to be? Hey~ I thought you washed once a month. What does this smell like? Rolling around in the shithole like a real pig? It’s really bad.”
“…”
“Ku-Kual-sama…!”
Tutu shook his face and knelt on the spot.
Good, it sucks
I’d be happy if you killed Tutu who was angry and trying to make a deal.
Thinking so, I look away,
“…After.”
“…Whoops.”
“Whoop whoop.”
Haha!!!!”
A pig
Noble monster.
The kual.
He twitched his plump cheeks and smiled loudly.
“…I think he went crazy because his brain was filled with fat?”
“No. You must be too fat for blood to flow to your brain, you damn pig.”
“Oh my God. Maybe it’s because there’s too much weight in the neck.”
Even in the midst of our whispers, Qual constantly laughed cheerfully, and suddenly the laughter stopped.
“Limbs.”
“Yeah?”
“I’ll buy it right away, Tutu. How much was the initial offer? ■■■■Tella? OK, I’ll pay twice that.”
“Uh… Huh?! Double?”
“No, no… I feel so good. Triple it.”
“Three times… My God…!”
Tela seems to be the monetary unit of this planet.
But suddenly, what is that pig? Why did your pronunciation suddenly become fluent? I don’t even lengthen my tail.
The atmosphere suddenly changes, so I can’t get used to it.
The deal with Tutu was over in an instant. Particles gathered in the air to form a sheet of paper, and when he touched it a few times with his finger, the letters came to mind.
It’s like a magical phenomenon, but it was surprising that it was a product of science.
“Oh, ohh… Then we will sign a contract? Don’t you have anything to say?”
“Do it faster!”
“Yes!”
Tutu signed the signature vigorously, then floated a hologram in the air and scanned the contents of the paper. Then, in the air, a copy of the contract with the same material and the same content was copied and placed in Tutu’s hand.
Tutu explained this and that for the last time and even handed over the remote control that controls our restraints.
“Is this the conclusion of the contract?”
“Yes. End. Get out of here quickly.”
“Okay, I will turn it off. Enough then.”
Tutu quickly bowed and left.
And at the same time as the tutu goes out.
“Heh, hehe!”
Chunk! Cheolguk!
“Ugh…!”
“Kuh…!”
“Heheuk…!”
The necklace hanging around our neck and the thick chain that connected it were pulled, and the three of us fell straight forward.
It was difficult to properly control the body due to the heavy restraints that restrained the limbs.
Then, stepping on our fallen heads one by one, Qual laughed while tugging at our wrinkled cheeks.
“From now on~… I’m your owner~ Huh, huhu~ It must be fun~ A lot, a lot of training~ It’s just too big to match my interior~ Heh, hehe~.”