Chapter 891 – [Storm’s Parenting Diary]
As for the punishment of the members of the Communist Party, you might think it’s strange that they only broke their arms and legs, and that’s 24 weeks of total treatment, that is, an injury equivalent to half a year.
First of all, breaking a limb means a warning even if it doesn’t kill, and the reason why it takes half a year for a fracture to heal is because even Santa is a transcendent.
Originally, the wounds inflicted by the transcendent did not heal well. Why can’t Murim people recover well from wounds cut with sword steel or something like that? It’s roughly similar to that.
In fact, if Santa wants to, he can leave irreparable scars. Like that, he said that if he had a fracture, the bone would not stick together, so he had to insert an iron core and fix it to make daily life possible, but he took care of it and allowed me to recover for half a year.
But if you do the same thing, you will do more next year.
“Sa-save me!!!! Please!!!!!!”
“You’re the last”
“Kuuuuu!!!!!”
And we succeeded in cutting off all the limbs of about 400 Communist Party members before dawn.
That should have been enough warning. And this is not just a warning to China, but also a warning to the world.
As long as Santa is active on this planet, in this civilization, innocent children will be protected.
Of course, the guilty child I killed last time is not included. Evidence of this was available in coal futures.
“Every child has the right to a present at Christmas. There is only one gift for a good child, but only one gift for a bad child, coal.”
“I can collect coal from the bad boys and run a steam locomotive.”
“That’s the power source of the Polar Express.”
“Was that coal?!?!?!”
Come to think of it, the Polar Express was also a steam locomotive!!!!!!
Anyway, our work is done. The other Santas will do the distribution of presents, and all that remains is to go back and go to the sledding rink with Eden.
“Many people step into dimensional civilization by recognizing the existence of transcendental beings and showing interest. Is it the end of childhood and the beginning?”
“It was something that would come someday”
“It won’t change much until Eden is all grown up, so it’s okay”
This is the Earth with this ability, but there are no transcendentalists. I would like to have been there in the past, but it seems that it is not there now.
Well, transcendentalists don’t come out that easily. Even if it’s just a transcendental person, not a Lord, if there are 1 or 2 people on one planet, it’s a lot.
I’ve carved out some words, but this planet understands people with superpowers, but people with transcendental abilities don’t. Even if you know a superman who can run 100 meters in 3 seconds and jump several meters in place, you don’t know a transcendental person who can go to the other side of the earth in just a few minutes and break through the atmosphere alone.
Civilization grows while recognizing the existence of a transcendent and seeing a wider world, not just the limits of a superman.
In the end, you will know the existence of the Transcendental One whether it is late or early, so it is good to think that this time was a good opportunity.
“I’m going to pack it up and go to the North Pole. If nothing goes wrong, I’ll see you next year.”
“I hope Eden’s birthday present next year will be something ordinary.”
“How about a full-size combined robot that can be boarded?”
“That went too far!!!!!!”
“Heh heh!!! It’s natural for a good child to have a present like that.”
“You really……..”
If you listen to Santa’s standard, the standard for giving a big gift is like this.
The good kid who believes in Santa 〉 The good kid 〉 The kid who believes in Santa 〉 The normal kid 〉 The bad kid.
It kind of feels like this. The gap seems to be quite large at the end, but in the first place, the bad boy is okay because the gift is unification of coal.
Maybe the guy I killed would have gotten the coals if he was still alive.
“Then, see you next year. At that time, Eden will be growing up, so the reaction at that time will be interesting.”
“Okay, see you next year”
Santa ho ho ho!!! While pulling the sled and running. I left him like that and tore the dimension apart and entered our house.
Upon returning home, Shion welcomes you. It seems that Eden is sleeping because it is not time to wake up yet. To be honest, the departure time of the trip was still a few hours away.
“Have you been?”
“Yeah, I handled it appropriately. Just in case something happens again later, I’ll ask for aftercare.”
“It’s for Eden, and I’ll definitely do that much.”
If the physical warning and Zion’s care are added, there will be no more civil war on their side. Hmmm… Maybe another civil war is about to break out in China.
Honestly, Santa is openly saying that this bastard is a pure bad bastard!!!! I broke my arms and legs while doing it, and I will have to withdraw from the front line for a while, but I’m afraid others will miss that opportunity?
About 400 members of the Communist Party, including Santa and I, are certainly powerful in China, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t other people besides them. If you’re an ambitious person… Ah, this is a lot of fun.
“The news this morning will be fun”
“I mean. Shall we start after watching the news? Well, I have nothing to do in the meantime, but I heard something like a lunchbox…”
“There is still plenty of time until morning.”
Suddenly, Zion clung to me.
My wife is the same as usual, but now it’s a little different. The most different thing is the touch of something between Zion’s legs.
Ah ah ah, now it’s not the wife, but her husband?!?!
“Suddenly, seeing you as a woman in a Santa suit made me go crazy.”
“They say Christmas is the day they have the most sex…!!!!”
As Santa’s assistant for the day, I gave presents to my wife who was a good kid.
………No, wait a minute. If the sexes are reversed, isn’t it I who gave you the gift, but Shion gave it to me? Mostly white and sticky.
What kind of idiot are you talking about?
This is a very important issue!!!!!
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After swapping men and women for the first time in a while with Xion and playing Santa cosplay, I woke up refreshed in the morning, prepared to go out, and turned on the news.
As expected, the first thing to come out of the morning news and become a topic was something related to Santa that happened tonight.
I turned the channel elsewhere, but there was nothing but that. It’s the hottest issue in the article, but if you leave out this, you’ll be disqualified from a news broadcast.
[Viewers, do you believe in the existence of Santa? A Christmas miracle happened today]
The announcer proceeded with the broadcast with such luck.
For some reason, the announcer’s face clearly showed excitement. Was she stimulated by innocence even belatedly?
[Currently, it is said that children under the age of 20 received gifts from Santa Claus all over the world. This isn’t an April Fool’s joke. Currently, it is confirmed that all children have received gifts, even if there is a difference in the type of gifts]
“The announcer looks pretty excited.”
“Leave it alone, it seems like Santa is excited.”
I think I was quite excited when I heard that there was a real Santa…… It felt like my childish heart, which had been shattered a long time ago, was being put into pieces.
However, his concentricity was slightly cracked whenheheard that Santa was a member of the Dream Giant family. Ugh, it’s better not to know that.
[Also, it is said that the North American Aerospace Command captured aircraft flying over Mach 10 on Christmas night. Detailed information has not yet come in, but as it turns out, the vehicles are said to have headed for the North Pole as their final destination.]
The North Pole is the last destination of the Christmas present and the aircraft that left after giving the present.
At this point, people should know what that means, unless you’re an idiot.
“It seems that China and Sierra Leone are still unknown.”
“After all, it must be a matter of time. It’s a morning broadcast, right? You’ll be busy organizing just talking about Santa, but how do you figure that out?”
No matter how developed communication technology is, even in a place where it does not take long to know the news on the other side of the globe, the incident itself must be resolved to inform or not, but it was very difficult to figure out what had not been resolved.
Maybe by lunchtime, we’ll be able to confirm that the Sierra Leone civil war is over and that Santa was there. You should hear the news later.
Eden woke up as he was preparing a packed lunch to eat on the way. Our Eden is a good kid who can’t be reached, so when I go to play early in the morning, he wakes up on his own.
I didn’t even set a separate alarm, but I’m just curious how it does it. Separately measure time with biorhythm, but just?
“Good morning!!!!!!”
“Yes, Eden has happened? Go and do Chika Chika and wash your face.”
“Yes!!!!!”
“I’ll watch Eden wash.”
“Yes, please”
Eden is now at an age where he can wash himself to some extent on his own, but he still needs someone to look after him. If you are an adult, you should be careful, because children can get hurt if they fall while running in the bathroom.
Looking at the backs of Shion and Eden entering the bathroom side by side, I wonder why they look alike.
Zion is bigger now, but Eden will catch up with Zion when he grows up a little more. By then it will look like a real Shion MK.2.
But Eden must be bigger than Zion. She will grow up to be a grown woman.
………… It must be really hard because you have to take care of the whole town. I can’t even ride a crowded bus or train because I’m afraid of perverts.
Anyway, as I prepared to go out and waited, Eden and Shion washed up and came out. And since the weather is cold and we are going to the snow field, I dress her warmly.
Of course, Eden is blessed with the protection and blessings of the Absolute of Nature and the Nature Road, so she doesn’t feel the cold, but it’s good to wear it even if she takes it off later.
“I’m going sledding!!!!!!”
“My daughter, do you like sledding so much?”
“Uh!!!!!”
Well, in the middle of the day, that would be fun. No, since sledding is fun for adults too, I think I just like it all.
Personally, I can ski or board, but I prefer snow sledding. Is it because she can just sit there?
Later, when Eden and I go to the ski resort again, I hope she can not only sled, but also ski or board. By that time, at least a few years had passed and she had to become an elementary school student, so there must have been quite a bit left.
My family loaded our luggage into the car and headed to the ski resort. Even if there was a special event called Santa Claus, the way to go was quite blocked even in the early hours, whether it was a holiday or not.
I had to spend quite a bit of time in the car… Eden didn’t seem to even notice the time passing as he played with the 15-layer combined toy he got from Santa.
“Um, it looks like they’re combining like this…”
“Here’s the gimmick. If you twist it like this, the connection part will come out and you can put it together.”
“I see!!!!!!!”
Even so, the 15-step combined robot toy was not as simple as a 5-year-old child could play with, whether it was a gimmick or a combined method.
I don’t just understand it, but I seem to remember it clearly. This is because the gimmick that Shion showed once was easily combined later on.
In that way, Eden finally completed the final 15-stage coalescence with her own power.
“It’s done!!!!!!”
“Nice job, my daughter. What a cool robot.”
“I want to ride such a cool robot later!!!!!”
“……It could be.”
“Wait a minute?!?!? Shion, you just reacted very suspiciously to that!!!!!”
Aren’t you thinking of making something like a combined robot like that in Horizon?! No, I can make it for Eden, but I think that’s a bit too much!
Later, if Eden wants to ride even when he grows up, make it for him!!!!
Woo woo.
“Yes?”
“Did you get a text message?”
“Yeah, I guess so.
The person who sent the text message during this golden Christmas holiday was Cheonmuhoe, the head of the Cheonmuhoe.
Of course, he did not send it for personal business, but as the representative of the munpa belonging to Cheonmuhoe. The reason was the appearance of Santa Claus this time and about him.
“What do you say?”
“It looks like there’s been an uproar over there as well. It’s not just a person with special abilities, but a transcendental person with a different level.
He said he sees as much as he knows. Even if I become a Lord and the absolute is far away, as you can see that state, people with special abilities can know more about the status of Santa Claus than ordinary people who don’t know anything.
But even if you know, that doesn’t mean you understand, just that you know how ridiculous it is. It is difficult to break through the speed of sound with the skill of a master at the peak, but imagine Santa moving at ten times the speed of sound.
“And among the children in the sect, there are children who received interpretations of their sect’s martial arts, so it’s more of a problem.”
“Because it’s only natural that unmanned people value martial arts. But I didn’t know that Santa would take care of that.”
“For the kind kids who believe in Santa, like our Eden, they give gifts beyond imagination. Besides, some clans sneak into their own clans, and they’re embarrassed or angry because they didn’t figure it out?”
“That’s true. Soldiers seem to be the same regardless of their different dimensions or eras.”
Anyway, because of such a complex problem, it seems that you want to seek my advice.
At least externally, I am the strongest person on this planet. Even if that’s not the case, unless the absolute comes, the ranking will not change.
I stopped at a nearby rest area and texted while eating a boxed lunch. Today is Christmas, a day to spend time with family, so even if you leave it alone today, work is the next problem. Let’s set the appointment date at least for the end of the year or the beginning of the year.
“I’m not the only one who suffers because of Santa”
“It’s like the growing pains of civilization.”
“Yeah, so I’ll have to take it easy.”
It’s like an environment for raising Eden, but since it’s the civilization Eden grew up in, I want to see how far this civilization will go.
Whether to self-destruct or enter into a dimensional civilization, it is a matter decided by the people who lived here, the people who live, and the people who will live.
But at least I hope I don’t destroy it with my own hands.
“If that’s the case, I’d rather establish an Earth empire and reign as queen.”
“No, why out of nowhere?!?!”
“If you’re going to destroy it anyway, threaten with it and sit on the queen’s seat, won’t Eden automatically become a princess?”
Ah!!!!! It can’t be helped!!!!!
Because every girl wants to be a princess!!!!!!
