Chapter 834 – [Jwachungudol Parenting Diary]
It took Eden at least two weeks after she started to walk, and she started to get used to walking right away.
And now, slowly, the appearance of running catches her eyes. Sometimes she grows so fast that it’s scary, and this was one of those times.
“Jaeho seems to be starting to walk now, but our Eden is almost running around. The growth rate is very fast.”
“Even though it’s two months apart, that’s enough…… Even if you just enter middle school, your body will be an adult.”
“I think we need to pay more attention to Eden’s security issues.”
“Of course”
As Eden grew up, the thing that stood out was, of course, his appearance. Her appearance, which resembled Shion, was apparent from a baby, and now she was so pretty that she looked like a doll.
It’s like this now, but what about later? It’s not simply that parents adore their children, it’s because they’re pretty when viewed objectively.
She’s going to have to put on a bodyguard, but besides that, she has to have a countermeasure against this ability of hers. Although she could be prepared to some extent with the bracelet Ardolphina gave her, it was not for nothing that she was originally said to be incompetent.
You should double-triple it so you won’t regret it later. I don’t want something to happen, but if it does happen, I should have been better prepared at that time, and regretting it makes me feel even more fucked up.
“First of all, we kicked out all people with a history of sex crimes within a radius of 20 kilometers from our house.”
“That’s what you should do. What do you believe in keeping those guys near your house?”
There are cases in which livelihood crimes are punished with a cotton bat, but there are still people who steal a ramen or rice because it is difficult to make a living.
But when it comes to sexual assault, the story is different. Unless they are framed, the bastards who committed sex crimes are idiots who have no self-control.
To be honest, I wanted to secretly kill all those guys and deal with them, but I held back. If there is a serial murder case of sex offenders, it will be annoying to be accused of being a suspect, so it is enough to kick them out for now.
“For now, I’ve shown my face to the nearby police chief and police station chief. If something happens later, I’ll be able to deal with it right away, and the police patrol route will be around here, so I can deal with it in case of emergency.”
“What about Eden’s bodyguards after that?”
“We will select only women separately from Utopia. However, the size of the team will be a little small because there are not many women with excellent skills than I thought.”
It’s not that women are ignored, but because they differ from men in terms of physical ability, even if they have this ability, it’s rare for women to excel.
Of course, it’s rare, but there are always singularities like Jiyoon’s older sister. However, there was no female talent like Albert now.
“It can’t be helped. The lacking parts can be covered with equipment.”
“Well, it’s much simpler and faster to learn the defenses on your own than that.”
“When Eden teaches, he will do it without you. What are you going to do when you see him punching a kid?”
“I won’t do that”
“Really?”
“……I can’t promise.”
Even now, Shion, who has a strong tendency to be overprotective of Eden, couldn’t say anything when he saw Eden punch me while sparring to teach him. Rather, it was even worse.
If I said it separately later, I would buy a gym to teach Eden, but I felt like he would nag at me, saying, “I want Eden in moderation” After watching it through the CCTV attached there.
“It’s nice to have a pretty child, but I have to worry about things like this, and there’s a lot of work to do”
“Shouldn’t we think about the first birthday party sooner than that?”
“Oh right”
Eden’s birthday is now coming back in a few months. A little over two months at most, and she had Eden to make her first birthday party.
Unlike weddings, those who are invited this time are prominent members who are rarely non-transcendentalists. Even if only the Ryu family were invited and only they came, two absolutes and two roads would come.
Besides, all the Great Demon Kings will attend, and if you think about your connections, more will come. Perhaps just by gathering, wouldn’t the number of people gathered to be able to wage the 2nd Dimensional War?
“To satisfy them, you have to cook well. How is the supply of ingredients?”
“We are already preparing. However, things like dragon meat are not for sale, so it is difficult.”
“If you can’t find it until a month before your first birthday party, it’s better to buy dinosaur meat instead of dragon meat. Dragon meat is tough, so you have to boil it for a long time, but it takes a week or two to taste it.”
Since the dragon protection law was introduced because of that phantom, dragon meat has not been available on the market. In dimensional civilization, dragons are treated as a bit of a whale… Anyway, if you make it well, it’s a delicacy, but it’s hard to get it.
I think about 30 or 40 kinds of dishes for the first birthday party as a buffet. Compared to the number of people invited, there are quite a few varieties, but since everyone ate above average, that was enough.
Let’s see, let’s adjust the ratio of appetizer, main, and dessert to about 5, 25, and 10, respectively. Of course, the number of dishes may be added and the ratio may change, but think about that later.
Ah, if you ask why the percentage of desserts is high, it’s because female members will come too. Kids with wives will bring their wives, so snacks to eat while chattinghahahoho with each other are essential.
“I need coffee too… Ah, should I talk to Korma about the coffee and get the coffee beans? The coffee there is strong and delicious.”
“I’ll contact you at once”
“There are so many things to think about. I will work hard.”
“This is your specialty, so leave the supply of materials to me and do whatever you want.”
“Thank you”
In fact, it doesn’t take weeks to cook unless it’s something special like dragon meat, and if it’s something that needs to be aged for a long time like alcohol, Horizon has it, so if you have the ingredients, you can prepare it in a week.
You can think slowly over the next few months. In the meantime, let’s think about it.
“Mamma, Mamma”
“My daughter, would you like to eat? Come this way.”
After a while, Eden whined to Zion for food. Zion happily embraced Eden, who was toddling along, and gave her breast.
Maybe it’s time to walk around, but my activity level is much higher than before, so I’m not full even after eating Zion’s milk. Even if he finishes eating, he will probably ask for milk again after a while.
“Yes, our Eden eats everything, even Dad’s”
“There’s nothing I can’t say in front of a child”
Honestly, I want to drink it too, but if Eden eats it, that’s enough.
Daddy can concede anything for our Eden!!!
* * *
Eden often uses her group to go out, so her purpose is to play with her nativity tree in front of her yard.
I would like to know what I can do even if I play with a tree, but most of the time Eden babbles while hitting the tree and walks around it and plays with the soil. But Eden seemed to like it just for that.
“Appa!!! Kitty!!! Kitty!!!!”
“Huh? What?”
When Eden looked where she stretched out her hand, there was a cat lying on the grass. It seems to be sleeping comfortably in a sunny spot.
No, where did that cat come from… Did you come in through the front door? Yoshida-kun! Did you forget to lock the door again?
Actually, I’m just kidding, our front door is made of iron bars, so a small animal can get in through it. In particular, there was nothing to see if it was a cat who said that everything would go in if the head went in.
The cat was sleeping so soundly that it didn’t wake up despite Eden’s screams. I really want to sell it, but I sleep well.
Eden toddles while reaching out for a common tricolor cat. Animals such as cats were a subject that would be of great interest to a child who would be full of curiosity.
“Ahh~?”
Then, when Eden came close to him, he opened his eyes with a relaxed cry as if he had woken up. And he looks at Eden right in front of him.
Originally, cats are not very friendly creatures. Unless he was a dog cat, he did not easily approach people he saw for the first time.
Moreover, it is even more so if it is a stray cat without an owner. Because while living on the road, they learn that it is better to stay away from humans than to be close to them. Even if they come close to humans, it’s probably only the person who feeds them food or snacks.
“Ah~”
“What?”
However, the stray cat blinked and did not reject Eden’s outstretched hand. Rather, as if enjoying the grip and stroking of a child who might be a little sick, he rubbed his head and showed good feelings.
Could it be that this neighborhood is dog-nyang? No, it doesn’t look like that.
“Kitten!!!!”
“Anyway, it’s good that you like it”
He had intended to keep animals, but he never thought he would encounter his first animal this way. Of course, it’s not that I’m raising it, but I thought it was okay to think that the first animal Eden touched was a cat.
I held Eden’s hand a little and changed the direction of the scratch. If bitten by mistake, Eden might have to twist the neck of the first cat he touched.
“Eden, the cat likes it when you touch it”
“Yogi?”
“Yes, there”
Eden’s vocabulary has increased a little as well as his pronunciation, so we’ve been able to communicate to some extent these days. Of course, it’s just a simple statement, but it’s still natural for a 1-year-old child. Although he speaks very fluently for a 1-year-old.
A small hand scratches the cat’s chin. The cat seemed to be completely satisfied with Eden now. Rather, he got up from his seat and rubbed his head several times before Eden chined in front of him! I sat down and started baking bread.
“Shit!!!”
“Yeah, it’s like a loaf of bread, right?”
They said that the three elements of advertising are beauty, children, and animals, and I think I know why. It’s because it’s a situation where you can’t help but look at a pretty baby playing with an animal.
Xion will take a picture of this look separately, so it would be great to use it for an advertisement somewhere. Well, in reality, it’s not like that, but it’s a collection for the rest of my life.
“Ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh”
“Kkoya, do you want to eat?”
“Aww!!!”
“This guy understands this like a ghost.”
Where did he get his food from?…Anyway, I was thinking of feeding the cat something, but I found some anchovies with the feces removed, so I brought some of them out. The cat cries while cuddling a lot, probably because of the fishy smell.
I put anchovies in Eden’s hand. It wasn’t even a big anchovy, but considering Eden’s small hands, even holding it in his hand, his head would stick out.
“Here, feed this to the cat.”
“Kkoya!!! Come on!!!!”
When Eden held out the anchovy, the cat sniffed it and began chewing on the anchovy from head to toe. I was worried that Eden would chew on his hand too, but fortunately that didn’t happen.
“Do you drink?”
“You must eat deliciously. You eat well.”
Eden saw the cat eating anchovies and put the anchovies he was holding in her other hand into his mouth. She still has a few front teeth, so it’s not enough to chew on the anchovies, but she chews them while chewing.
However, the taste of anchovies for soup is just fishy and bitter. Eden was still too young to feel the savory taste of the anchovies inside.
She spat out the anchovies as she frowned. The anchovies that fell on the floor were quickly bitten and chewed by the cat.
“Madoobseo!!!!”
“Later on, anchovies will be delicious too.”
“It’s hot…”
The cat, which had eaten two or three anchovies, yawned sleepily as if satisfied. Then, after scratching the nape of his neck with his hind legs, he wanders off somewhere.
The place where he arrived was where Eden had been playing until just a moment ago, that is, right in front of Eden’s birth tree.
Although the horse is a sapling, it is actually small enough that a cat can climb over it if it stands up on its hind legs. But the cat, as if seeing something friendly, sat down in front of it and curled up.
“……Ah, is it the authority of the Absolute of Nature?”
Maybe the cat that came into our house wasn’t a dog cat by accident. It could be a coincidence that he has a lot of aegyo, but it couldn’t be a coincidence that he was crouching in front of the birth tree given by the absolute of nature.
To the Absolute of Nature, all natural objects are favored. It was a story that made her mouth hurt, needless to say, that she felt a sense of awe and affinity for Mother Nature and her mother.
It is also the tree of birth of Eden, so it seems that it has had an effect on Eden as well. Well, if this is the case, I don’t think there will be any harm to Eden no matter what kind of animal he raises.
If Eden received the protection of the absolute of nature, wouldn’t he conquer the savannah riding on the back of an elephant even if he fell in the middle of the savannah?
“Kkoya, are you sleeping?”
“The cat is sleeping, so let’s leave it alone, Eden. The cat is in a bad mood when you wake up.”
I brought Eden back into the house and told Zion what I had learned.
As long as there is that tree of birth, Eden will never be harmed by animals. Since it has a high affinity for nature, if it is a world with spirits, it has the potential to summon the spirit king.
………Aaaaah, what is this scary?
“Well, since we can ride the spiritist tree, Eden’s future seems very bright.”
“I received something nice from the Absolute of Nature. I’m worried about what to send in return later.”
“Won’t you come to this first birthday party?”
“You have to see that. Even if you invite the children of Mr. Ryu’s family, there are people who will come and there are people who will not come.”
Absolutes have heavy hips and do not move easily unless they are going on a trip. Even if you invite, those who will come will come and those who will not come.
The Absolute of Creation certainly does not come there. Because that man is still recuperating in his own dimension because of the hardships he suffered during the 1st dimension war. Then, the Absolute of Nature and the Absolute of Destruction would remain, but the Absolute of Destruction was also in danger.
Well, I think I’ll return it later, so I can send it then. Time is infinite for the absolute, so it would be nice to think slowly.
“Well, then wouldn’t it be possible to raise a dog breed as a large breed? Like a Samoyed or a Golden Retriever.”
“It wouldn’t have mattered because it was originally a good-natured dog, but why?”
“Aren’t you a little worried about a newborn baby and a large dog?
“Don’t you just want a big dog?”
Zion did not answer my question and asked Eden secretly.
“Don’t you want to raise a doggie, my daughter?”
“A fool?”
“It’s so big that you can ride it.”
“Impossible!!!!!!”
Eden shouted loudly.
And Zion and Eden are looking at me. He expresses his intention to raise a dog……. It is neither a justification nor a circumstance for refusal.
No, but if you come out like that with your wife and daughter, it’s honestly against the rules!!!!! You are so cute!!!!! A thousand times cuter than a puppy!!!!
“Okay, let’s go see the dog later”
“Wow!!!!!”
“You bastard!!!!”
Thanks to that, only the women in my house were excited.
……….Uh? Come to think of it, I’m the only man in this house!!!! Why did I know that now?!?!
