Chapter 118 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]
When I opened my eyes, it was time for the aircraft to land. I heard a broadcast asking me to fasten my seat belt, so I stuffed it in and prepared to get up.
Hey, I guess I’m a native Korean. It hasn’t even landed yet, but it’s already getting ready to land. It seems that Hurry Hurry is attached to the body.
After about 10 minutes, the aircraft landed with a feeling of floating slightly. And after heading to the gate and connecting the aircraft to the gate, the captain’s announcement was heard again. It is a broadcast that can be taken down.
I packed my things, got up, and headed for the exit. When I went outside, I was greeted by the relatively cool weather compared to Korea.
It is said that England is a country far away from Korea, but there is not much difference between the seasons. It’s summer in the UK too.
However, it was good that the weather was cooler because the UK is an island country surrounded by the sea. Korea is hot without even knowing how much it really is. Last year or the year before last, it was so hot that even a typhoon couldn’t beat it because of the heat dome.
What was it There are many causes of fever bream, so I can’t pinpoint anything, but I heard that it’s because global warming is in progress?
Hey, we have to protect the environment. How many civilizations perished because they didn’t care about environmental problems? Only 3 things I saw the process and only 5 things I saw the results.
I didn’t care about that, I just developed resources, abandoned the planet, and jumped out and tried to do the same bullying thing to other planets, and then got pissed off at me? 11 pieces.
If you can’t take responsibility, don’t do it in the first place.
Well, I have no responsibility for killing people.
Of course, murder is a felony, but there is professional treatment here… Huh?
“Welcome to Britain. Mr. Worst?”
It was written like that on a panel that someone lifted up after going through the immigration procedure and going out.
If it had just had a different name written on it, it might be mistaken for someone else. Of course, the name of the person written is nothing else, it is the worst.
Strictly speaking, the worst ‘evil’ in my name is not an evil person, but an evil person, but most Koreans think of the worst in the sense of the worst rather than that meaning.
I know that too, so I push my name to Worst overseas. Occasionally, in cultures where it is difficult to pronounce my name, I deliberately ask them to call me Worst, and honestly, it is a name I often use because it has a personality and the tone itself is fine.
In English, it’s convenient because it’s a name that doesn’t have to be confused with others because of its meaning. But to see that name in a strange foreign land… Doesn’t that seem like the person Shion said he would come to meet you?
Surprisingly, the person holding the panel was a woman. She had a well-groomed body and appearance, a typical Western appearance, and had rare bright blonde hair… No, hair close to ivory.
Everyone in the West thinks they have blonde hair, but very few people have bright blonde hair that can only be imagined. Among them, even rarer are those who have ivory-colored platinum blonde hair that feels almost colorless.
I don’t feel artificial. Is it really natural?
A woman wearing a suit that felt clinging to her body, unlike her striking appearance, greeted me.
“Mr. Worst?”
“It’s okay in English. I know how to speak.”
“Ah, I was worried because I was the only employee who could speak Korean, but it’s much less. I’m Wendy Majors, please call me Wendy. I’m from the Virgin Group’s security team.”
“Worst…… No, it’s called Worst. It’s easier to pronounce that way, so please call it that.”
Virgin group? It’s manly, but if you’re a virgin, doesn’t that mean you’re a virgin?
As for the conglomerates I knew, only really famous conglomerates were known in Korea, and there were no known British companies abroad. But is the real group name Virgin? Really?
“You must be tired from the long flight and the time difference. How would you like to make an appointment with the president? Shall we go to the hotel to rest and make an appointment with the president for the afternoon?”
“Are you the president?”
“…….? Yes, President Richard.”
Meme? What the hell?
Mo, mon is happening…!
I’ve heard from Zion, but I’m dumbfounded when I hear that he’s going to meet the president. No, I’ve met a lot of high-ranking people, so it’s not like I’m nervous or anything like that? But that was when I heard it beforehand, and when I hear that kind of thing as soon as I arrive in England, I don’t know what to do.
When I said he was coming to meet me, was it this kind of person… Suspicion that Shion might have hit me suddenly suddenly passes by.
It is hard to imagine that our Zion, a natural housewife, would go abroad and work. Of course, there are times when it is possible, but it is more persuasive to have a video conference rather than that.
Didn’t you leave the business to me while you were on your way to England? I have reasonable doubts.
“Leave the burden with me.”
“Ah yes”
I don’t care if I listen, but I handed her her carrier.
Already seeing her celebrity-like appearance, I noticed that she was a Force user as soon as I saw her. Furthermore, you said you belonged to the security team, but working as a woman would be difficult unless you are a Force user.
She followed her outside her airport and her limousine was there to meet her.
When you think of a limousine, you probably think of an elongated luxury sedan. In fact, some are short. Anyone who only thought of a long limousine must have seen too much Home Alone.
I put my luggage in the trunk and sat in the back seat. Mr. Wendy sat in her passenger seat and she said something to the driver and she started right away. Probably going to a hotel.
During that time, I called Zion. Shion answered the phone before the call even cut off once.
[Ah, have you arrived?]
“No, I heard that there was a business talk, but I didn’t hear that I was just going to meet the president?”
[There is nothing wrong. Just go ahead and nod your head]
“If it’s something moderately large, I’ll take care of it so I don’t lose money, but this isn’t the level I imagined?!”
Even if I don’t fit my aptitude, I’ve run a company before, so I can negotiate.
However, it is a problem because the one who is much better is the one who goes up by killing rival companies.
It’s fortunate that I don’t screw up when I run a company, and it’s best to maintain the status quo. If it was an ordinary level of business, I would have been convinced and passed on, but the issue is quite big.
Moreover, I don’t care if I’m losing money, but it’s a problem because it’s Zion’s side who’s losing money. 10 percent of 100 won is only 10 won, but 10 percent of 10 billion is 1 billion. The size of the range I thought was different, so I have no choice but to eat differently.
[The chairman of the group there is a decent person. So don’t worry and you can work comfortably]
“Is that okay? If I do it, it might cause trouble.”
[It’s not like I’m trying to make a profit anyway. Besides, the Virgin Group is a well-known company in the UK, so I will take care of your convenience as much as I lose. So don’t worry and have fun and come back from work]
“Then, well… Okay. No complaints later.”
[Don’t forget the souvenirs]
Is that at the end
I hung up and searched for Virgin Group on my cell phone.
As I thought, the Virgin of the Virgin group meant a virgin. As for why the company was named that way, Richard Branson, who was the founder at the time, said that he went with the feeling, ‘Since we’re all new to business anyway, the company name goes with a virgin (virgin), okay?’
As it is not a company but a group, the fields it has reached out to are quite confusing. The first field he touched was the music industry, but now he was reaching out to entertainment, health, leisure, finance, environment, travel, and even space.
No, it’s inconsistent. What kind of company are these guys really?
In the field of music, which is the field in which it was founded, it is said to be abandoned and passed on to other companies. Oh, I forgot to say Shiva.
It was a very fun and challenging company. Despite this, the business did not go bankrupt, and it is one of the five largest conglomerates in the UK. Almost some kind of Samsung…… Oh, on this planet, is it Daesung? I guess that’s what it feels like.
Rather, I like it because it feels like a geek. Somehow, a feeling of familiarity welled up.
“Oh, is that Big Ben? Is that the Houses of Parliament?”
As I crossed the bridge on my way to the hotel, I saw a huge clock tower on the other side. It is a landmark that you must see at least once when you come to London.
When I saw that, it somehow reminded me of the live-action version of 101 Dalmatians.
Oh, was it 102 Dalmatians because it was part 2? Cruella, the villain (I still remember the black and white fashion), went to a mental hospital and became an animal lover, but when she heard the sound of Big Ben’s bells, the treatment was released and she woke up… Looking back now, I have a lot of memories . Should I even go for a movie run?
Shortly after crossing the bridge, we arrived at the hotel. Judging from the fact that there is a fountain with a nice statue in front of the hotel, it seems like a fairly expensive hotel.
But why is it written as Virgin in the hotel name? No way……?
“This hotel is also part of our group. So don’t worry about the cost and enjoy room service to your heart’s content.”
“Thank you. Oh, and make an appointment in the afternoon to see the president.”
“Okay. I’ll tell you that.”
The suite room, which was guided to the top floor, had a king-size bed and even the size of the bathroom made it a small studio. It was the largest room in the hotel with a view of the Thames and Big Ben in the distance. Adding a little bit of a joke, it would be comfortable to sleep on a futon in the bathroom.
No, what the hell kind of business Shion was trying to talk about, so he’s even lending me something like this. Even though it’s the same group business, a room like this would easily cost a few million won per night.
……Anyway, how about it, since you pay all the money here anyway, so you can enjoy it thriftly and think about what’s next.
I thought about using room service, but decided to just have breakfast. They said there was a breakfast buffet because it was morning, but there was a lot to eat at the hotel buffet, so I went down to eat on purpose.
In England, there is a saying that if you want to eat delicious rice, eat 3 breakfasts. To be honest, there is no menu that is not delicious even if you look at it as a single item.
Since it was morning, there were hardly any heavy items on the buffet menu. Steaks come out in the morning, and that doesn’t mean they don’t. Honestly, I don’t know how many people will eat with me.
Bacon was the main meat. Or chicken breasts for chicken salad.
I first chose a basic, typical English breakfast menu and put it on a plate.
Bacon, sausage, baked beans, black pudding, fried eggs, some salad and cherry tomatoes. A place that doesn’t taste like this is not tasty, but since it’s a hotel buffet, I won’t disappoint.
The taste was…Well, it was okay. First of all, there is nothing that is not delicious. It’s about black pudding. Are you going to like or dislike it?
Ah, black pudding feels like a seonji in our country. However, since this one is made with intestines like sundae, would it have a stronger feeling like blood sundae? The taste was so good that anyone who can eat good taste could eat it without any objection.
I decided to eat a simple breakfast and fill my stomach with dessert. There seemed to be a lot of delicious things in the dessert corner over there.
A person who appeared to be a patissier was making soufflé pancakes or waffles on the spot. Waffles are baked with a machine, so even so, soufflé pancakes require a lot of work, but I thought expensive hotels were different.
“Pound cake… I can hear the sound of gaining weight from here.”
Not all British food is bad. Among them, the dessert category belongs to the developed level.
Many of these well-known pound cakes originated in England. However, what’s so heinous about this is that it’s a dessert made with one pound each of flour, eggs, sugar, and butter.
One pound is roughly less than 500g, so if you make it, 2kg is a little short. Dessert is the weight. After baking, put it in a case and use it as a weapon.
In addition, there are only ingredients that make you gain weight, so it’s all calories. If it is Zion, ‘fattening dessert! I won’t be able to eat without eating!’ And ate it well, but I don’t… I don’t eat that much.
In the first place, pound cake is not a dessert made to be eaten all at once.
Since there were two types in different plates, I cut each one and put them on the plate.
On one side were raisins.
“Such a disease…!”
What son of a bitch put Satan’s nipples in his food. I’m sure you said I hate bastards who play with food the most?
If anything in this world deserves a curse, one is mint chocolate and the other is raisins. If I had to pick the third, it would be McCall.
Eating McCall in mint chocolate ice cream with raisins? Damn, I wouldn’t even say anything like that unless Shion’s life was at stake. It’s like being burned to death in hellfire!
One of my cousins has Satan as a teammate. When she showed him mint chocolate, he said he didn’t know why humans make the world hell on their own.
I was thinking of putting the pound cake with raisins on it again, but I just accepted it because I thought it would be better to eat it responsibly considering it would be a nuisance and hygiene. Instead, I ordered soufflé pancakes and waffles from the instant dessert section to satisfy my palate.
“Would you like some ice cream on your waffles?”
“Oh, was there a service like that? Then please.”
“Ice cream has vanilla and chocolate, and strawberry and mint chocolate. Which one should I put on it…”
“Not just mint chocolate.”
No way.
Shion and I have many differences in disposition. For example, Shion likes jajangmyeon and I like jjambbong, but when it comes to sweet and sour pork, Shion likes it and I like it. Despite these differences, they are considerate of each other, so they rarely fight.
However, if there is one thing in common among them…It is the fact that I hate Shion and Mint Choco. Ugh, why would you eat that toothpaste-flavored thing?
Come to think of it, the birthplace of mint chocolate was England.
All the heinous things are made by the fucking British.
I feel a deep sigh…!
