Chapter 3 – Episode 3
[Web outgoing. Sehan Bank. Deposit 300,000 won.]
I was walking out of the officetel.
My cell phone vibrated, so I checked and there was a deposit text message.
‘It turned… Crazy… Fuck…’
I couldn’t help but marvel. No matter how much I received 1 million won, I did not completely trust the app without a little doubt. A normal human could not do that. Because everything in the app was abnormal for that.
First of all, I was worried that it was a ulterior motive to suck up money metallurgically by throwing a million won and continuing to walk on missions.
It was an assumption close to zero possibility, but in the first place, an application I had never heard of was suddenly installed on my cell phone, and from the moment a million won came into my account with just a single touch, I was in a situation where I had given away all possibilities.
However, after seeing the deposit message that came to mind once again, I had no choice but to admit it.
‘This is steamed… It’s a steamed Dorai app…’
I don’t know how the OP knew that they had sex and paid money right away.
No matter where I looked in the app store, there was no app called ‘The world is money and women’, and even when I searched the Internet, there was no information about such an application.
This app was a mystery itself. I really couldn’t know anything.
‘Then what about it? They pay well.’
However, it was clear that it was a crazy app that would shoot the promised money right away if you listened carefully.
I checked my bank account again just in case. This was the third time.
* Account: 1,507,945.
As expected, 300,000 won came in nicely.
Until yesterday, I only had about 400,000 won, but I made 1.1 million won in one day.
I just touched it a few times and had sex with my pretty and kind big sister, and I earned 1.1 million won!
It is not too much to emphasize this twice. No, I wanted to scream like a madman on the street.
‘I had sex and made money!!! Everyone, have sex with me and make money!!!’
Is sex just sex?
Mi-hee noona was truly the best of the best.
It was a little flawed that her job was an op-girl, but she had so many strengths that she didn’t really care about those flaws.
Having ecstatic sex with a woman that normal men would never talk to in their entire life, and earning 300,000 won. It was so miraculous that I couldn’t believe it no matter how much I thought about it.
‘Hyeonta? Prey? Fuck you all!’
One day, one of my few friends had a story about an office visit.
It was a common entertainment experience that it was good when it was done, but after it was done, there were a lot of Hyun-ta, so I went once and never went again.
But I had no clue at all. On the contrary, my heart was full. I wondered if it would feel like this if I actually received God.
No, no. Let’s put God aside for a moment. From today, the only gods I will serve are ‘gods of money and women’.
‘Have sex and make money! Thank you very much. Loyalty! Loyalty! ‘
When I got home, I immediately launched the app.
My hands were itching to run it outside, but if I did, it seemed like a pickpocket would snatch my phone away, or suddenly there would be a sinkhole in front of me and I wouldn’t be able to keep my phone properly. It was a time to understand that the first prize winner in the lottery must really feel this way.
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[Tutorial Quest -2]
– The app is prepared with many useful features.
-The price of function is only money and women. There are only two.
-First, let me tell you how you can use your money.
-The [Appearance Enhancement] Window opens.
-Open the [Enhance Appearance] Window to enhance your appearance.
-Compensation: 2,000,000 won.
[Enhance Appearance]
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“A… Anyway, isn’t this going too far?”
Even as I said that, I moved my finger and touched the [Enhance Appearance] Button as instructed.
It was so unrealistic, but in my heart, I couldn’t help but feel anticipation.
What is Daejeo Appearance?
If money and women were everything in the world, looks were the most important thing in life.
Since people are born as human beings, they are bound to be influenced by their innate sense of aesthetics. A person’s life is completely different depending on how well they have an appearance that can satisfy the aesthetic standards that are accepted in the human world.
For example, when a man throws a dirty joke at a woman, an ugly man will be sued, but a good-looking man is more likely to have sex with her.
Even if it went too far, it was an undeniable truth that at least the odds of being sued were overwhelmingly low for handsome men.
Anyway, handsome is absolutely wonderful. With the exception of money, there was no means to benefit as surely and powerfully as being handsome in life.
Some say that the inside is more important than the outside, but that was really an idiot among idiots.
People who are ugly on the outside, no matter how good they are on the inside, have overwhelmingly lacked opportunities to show their insides to others.
People are frightened by the fucking exterior and run away without looking at the inside, so how the hell do you show the inside that is going to be foul?
And if you live like that, any grown-up is bound to be burdened with a sense of qualifications and depressed.
In other words, if you had a dick-like exterior, there was a high probability that you would turn into a dick on the inside as well. There was no vicious cycle like this one.
In that sense, life was like shit. What kind of appearance you will have is determined from the moment you are born. There was no room for will or effort to intervene.
There is such a thing as plastic surgery, but plastic surgery has to be done only after the original version has been completed, and it is true that it is still difficult to follow the natural handsomeness through plastic surgery.
So, from this point on, ovulation, fertilization, and implantation, the level of appearance is fixed, so someone is born with a +9 strong appearance, and someone is born with a broken appearance due to a failed enhancement.
I was on the broken side. It’s not completely irreversibly broken, but about half? Well, I think so myself.
Anyway, I was living my life without ever benefiting from my looks.
But a sudden appearance enhancement?
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[Enhance Appearance]
– You can enhance your appearance by paying money.
-Price is different for each part and level of enhancement
* Select part – (eyes), (nose), (mouth), (height)…
* Recommended part – (key)
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Appearance enhancement window pod. I remembered.
It seems that something has entered a full-fledged strengthening stage, but it is still long.
No matter how smart an app is, can it really enhance your appearance?
While dubious, my hand moved toward the (key) button that came out as a recommended site.
It’s not some kind of beef, but it’s classified in detail by part, and there was a feeling that I was more reliable for some reason because the recommended part was listed separately.
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(Key)
-170.2cm -〉 173.2cm
-Price: 30,000,000 won
– Tutorial discount price: KRW 1,000,000
-Do you want to strengthen?
[Yes / No]
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‘Well… ‘
I’ve never spent a million won at once in my life. I was a little worried about the large amount of money that was burdensome to pay easily, but in the end I touched the [Yes] Button.
Ttt-.
‘Whoa. Wouldn’t it be better to try it first?’
Anyway, I was able to earn most of the money I have now thanks to this app, and I earned over 1 million won, so even if this was a scam, it was absolutely no loss.
Besides, having gotten this far, there was little chance that this app was a scam. If you’re going to cheat, you’ll do it right away. However, it was unclear whether it would really enhance the appearance….
[Web outgoing. Sehan Bank. Withdrawal of 1,000,000 won.]
[Web outgoing. Sehan Bank. Deposit 2,000,000 won.]
As soon as I pressed the strengthen button, the message of bank deposit and withdrawal came to mind.
One million won went out, and another two million won came in.
It really wasn’t a scam.
“Great!”
I clenched my fists. Another one-touch earned 1 million won.
I made sure I had my money, so I went straight to the bathroom.
To be honest, I didn’t think I could overcome my innate genes and grow taller with just a few taps.
And to grow taller, I had to have growing pains or sore muscles, but I haven’t felt anything yet.
As expected, when I looked in the bathroom mirror, I didn’t feel that I had grown taller.
“Is it just a process to give money? If that’s the case, even if it’s not so cumbersome… Creepy!!!”
I was muttering to myself, but suddenly a terrible pain came from Murpak.
“Keuk!! Fuck!! It hurts so much!!!”
It was literally fucking painful.
Is this what happens when you get gout, which hurts even when the wind blows?
No, if gout was this painful, gout patients would not have been able to pass on the gout gene from generation to generation.
“Kwaaaaagh!! Kkeuk!!!”
The pain kept coming.
I was knocked down on the bathroom floor, my back bent like a shrimp, and I was rolling around with both arms holding me tight.
My body was rubbing against the toilet and bathroom tiles and my skin was chafing, but the pain coming from Murpak was so severe that I couldn’t feel it.
Sick. Sick. Sick. It really hurts behind
I lived alone, so there was no one to ask for help.
I just fell to the floor, grabbed my knees and rolled.
I don’t know how long I’ve done that. The pain was so severe that it was disorienting, and there was no way he had any sense of time.
As a rule of thumb, by the time I thought, ‘Isn’t this really going to kill me?’, The excruciating pain that felt like hitting Murpak with an Ohhamma and drilling it with an electric drill disappeared in an instant as if it had been washed away.
“Huh… Hehe…”
I gasped for a while and then barely got up from the bathroom floor while drooling.
I swear to the gods of money and women, it was the biggest pain in my life.
I wondered if it was true that the human mind fluctuated in the face of great pain, and it was indeed true.
I never dreamed that I would experience it with my own body. Fuck this
“Fuck… Key… Key… Key… “
Why did this pain come all of a sudden? It wasn’t difficult to guess.
I paid a million won to be taller. And Murpak has been hurting as much as the day it was shattered. The link was too clear.
My prediction that growing taller requires at least some growing pains came true. Damn, you don’t have to listen to that.
“Shit… Really… Is it true that you are tall?”
I looked in the mirror to check, but I couldn’t tell. I was so out of focus that I had been shedding tears just before.
Awesome. Awesome.
I closed and opened my eyes wide, trying to focus.
It wouldn’t be strange if he was really tall if he had been this sick. No, it should have been.
“OMG…?”
I focused and looked in the mirror. And he opened his mouth wide open.
“Really… Did you really grow up?!”
I didn’t know if it was 1 or 2 cm tall, but I could clearly feel it because it was 3 cm tall.
Before, when I stood upright in the bathroom mirror, I could only see my waistline, but now I could see my hips his.
“Whoa… Let’s calm down… Calm… “
It felt like my heart would jump out. I tried to calm down with my mouth, but it had no effect. I just couldn’t calm down.
It was natural. I couldn’t believe how tall he was. I couldn’t believe it.
It wasn’t magic, it wasn’t a cartoon, it wasn’t a movie, it wasn’t a drama.
It was real. But it was unrealistic.
“Whoa… Whoo… “
I was afraid my heart would burst, so I took a deep breath desperately and picked up my phone that had fallen on the bathroom floor.
I was even a little afraid now, but after tasting this, I couldn’t stop.
With trembling fingers, he launched the ‘World is Money and Women’ app.
A mysterious app with unrealistic abilities.
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[Tutorial Quest -3]
-Did you feel the value of money properly?
-From now on, it’s your turn to collect money in earnest.
-Check the available quests and collect money as you complete them.
– Abilities for completing quests are unlocked and applied.
(Available quest)
Send $ Hong Kong – Give a woman the gift of orgasm.
Reward: 1 orgasm / KRW 100,000
$ Pleasure Olympics – Give women pleasure like never before.
Reward: 10,000,000 won (limited to 1 time per person) when a new record of pleasure is reached
$ Favorability Corporation – Get favorability from women.
Reward: 500,000 won per 1 liking
$ Dependence Corporation – Increase women’s dependence.
Compensation: 500,000 won per dependence
$ Submissiveness Corp. – Increase the female submissiveness.
Reward: 500,000 won per obedience level
Target amount: KRW 100,000,000
Achievement rate: 0%
[Ability: Sex Couter] Applied!
[Ability: Sekryunan] Applied!
[Sex Information Status Window: Sexy Window] Unlocked!
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“…”
Sex Counter, Sekryunan, Sekgaechang….
Just looking at the words almost makes my mind go blank. Damn, what kind of ability is this?
