Chapter 18 – Chapter 18
Flex.
It used to be a trendy catchphrase used in hip-hop, but it’s been used so much that it’s now become a common buzzword.
There was something more pleasant, but the essence of the word flex was ‘luxury’ and ‘show off’.
It was Flex that gave away humility and consumed and boasted what it had.
In that sense, the way to get flex points was very diverse and simple.
When I spent money at an underwear store, when I tipped 50,000 won, or when I came down late for lunch and checked out in the lobby of a five-star hotel accompanied by a beautiful woman like Yeonjoo.
I confirmed that flex points accumulate automatically when I do something that smells like money.
It would be different depending on where and how it was done, but it was not at the level of a deficit in any way.
‘A flex point… Ha ha… If you act extravagant, money will come in again… ‘
The task given after sex is to be extravagant. It’s safe to say that this is really a money copy bug.
Money didn’t pour out of me even if I stayed still, and there were conditions attached that I had to have sex or stimulate people’s desires by being extravagant, but those things were not work.
Others rather make money to have sex and luxuriate, but since I had sex and luxuries to earn money, it was unclear whether this should be called labor.
‘It’s sex, it’s enough just to play with Mihee noona… Flex points are the problem… How can I be artistically extravagant… ‘
I seriously contemplated the luxury of flex points. Spending money without thinking about it would be a true luxury, but the luxury I had to pamper was a little different.
It was not a trivial luxury to satisfy one’s vanity, but a luxury with a clear purpose of eliciting the greatest desire of the greatest number.
I had to make as many people as possible envy, envy, and envy what I had.
‘… Should I buy a car first?’
The conclusion that came after thinking was a car. No matter how you think about it, the easiest and fastest way to show luxury to an unspecified number of people was a car.
The eyes of envy and desire that flock to me when I drive around in an expensive car on the street. To me, each of those common and everyday looks was money.
‘I have nothing to do, so I thought about it, so shall we go right away?’
Saying that the horn is also sweet, I left the house without hesitation and took a taxi to Yangjae-dong, the largest used foreign car store in Korea.
New cars had to wait a long time for the car to be released, but in the case of used cars, it was possible to take over the car right away by handing money to the dealer.
After waiting for several months, there was no reason to insist on a new car, so of course I had to buy a used car.
If there was one thing that bothered me, it was the case of buying a flooded vehicle because of the so-called hogang, but that was unavoidable, so I just had to leave it to the sky. And I was in a slightly different position from ordinary hogangs.
Rather than studying used cars until I escaped from Hogang, it was much more profitable to ride around the back alleys of Gangnam in a flooded car at that time. As long as the exterior looks fine and rolls, the flex points will accumulate.
“Did you get home well?”
-Yes. Mr. Min Joon. That… Thanks for calling…
“When I told you to call me, Yeon-ju didn’t. Worried.”
-Ah… I have something to talk to my mother about…
Arrived at the used car store. While playing music and talking on the phone, I walked among the numerous foreign cars lined up in the indoor parking space, refreshingly and nonchalantly as if I was out for a walk.
As it is the largest used car gallery in Korea, the parking space was much wider than that of a large mart. Seeing hundreds of foreign cars worth hundreds of millions of dollars neatly parked in that vast space was truly a spectacle. Inside, I was quite surprised, but at least outwardly I remained calm.
The basics of Flex were brash swag, and if you were a real brat, you wouldn’t have to be surprised because a store like this would sound like a meal.
The dealer, dressed in a suit to show me the car, was following me about a step behind me, and I took the dealership, like an attendant, looking at the stern foreign cars and continuing the phone call with the musician. .
“What did your mother say a lot when you got home?”
-That… I did… Don’t worry too much…
“How can I not worry… You weren’t really imprisoned, Mr. Yeonju, were you?”
-For the time being… It’ll be fine… Dad just came back from Korea…
“… Well, yes. It’s okay to talk about the family slowly, so take a break. It’s fine, Mr. Yeonjoo.”
-Ugh… Yes… Mr. Minjun…
I was about to end the phone call with Yeonjoo when I saw a car I liked right in front of me. The design was really cool, even though I didn’t know the car, and it looked like the lid would open. I finished the call, put my smartphone in my pocket, and asked the dealer who was following me.
“Dealer. This is the model with the lid open, right?”
“Oh, this Porsche? Hey, your eyesight is very good. This is the latest model that came out last year, and it’s almost like new because it hasn’t even burned 3,000 kilos. It’s an open top model with an open lid, and it came with a full option, so if you don’t have a car you like, I was going to recommend it, but how did you shoot it right away? Haha. You look young, but you have a really good look at the car.”
As expected of a dealer, the old man was very good at talking. In fact, it seemed that this kind of reaction would come out roughly no matter what property I took, but it felt good to receive compliments.
“I just took a picture because it was pretty, but I was lucky. Can I take a ride?”
“Yes, of course.”
I shrugged my shoulders and asked, and the uncle answered me with a bright smile, took a key out of a keychain with dozens of car keys, and skillfully opened Porsche’s car door.
When I got into the driver’s seat and sat down, the man started explaining the numerous mechanical parts on the driver’s seat one by one.
I briefly explained, I grabbed the steering wheel and turned it left and right, but even the handle of this car was good.
The design is pretty and it sticks well to the hand, so if you open the lid well, you can buy it right away.
‘Lid… Let’s see the lid… ‘
The reason why I was obsessed with the lid was because there was a big difference in aggro depending on the presence or absence of the lid.
In fact, in my case, I wasn’t very impressed by looking at expensive foreign cars. And almost everyone who lives in Seoul is like me.
These days, there are too many imported cars in Korea, especially in Seoul.
Sometimes, I see more foreign cars than domestic cars on the road, so when I pass by and see a foreign car, ‘Oh, another rich man is passing by in a foreign car.’ It was just a bit of a sad feeling.
However, when the lid was opened, it was completely different. The ability to open the lid is not special, but the fact that you can see who is riding in the driver’s seat is special.
‘If a young guy like me rides around with the lid open, he gets really pissed off and can’t stand it… ‘
It was easy if you think about it in reverse.
For example, if you are walking home, barely dragging your fragile body after loading and unloading parcels, and a young guy who seems to have just become an adult is riding in a supercar with the lid open, and there is a swell in the passenger seat. If he was laughing hahahoho with a beautiful woman on board, there was no way he could stand the jealousy and envy.
It was so resentful that it was clear that he would not be able to sleep until he threw a bamboo spear into it.
So, for strong wide-area aggro, the appearance of a cool car was fundamental, and furthermore, it had to be able to open the lid to show who was driving the cool car.
“Where is the button to open the lid?”
“Ah, if you press this button here….”
Geeing-.
When the dealer man pressed the button attached to the center of the dashboard, the soft and luxurious-looking leather lid folded with a whimper and was sucked into the back of the vehicle.
Like a supercar, the lid opened nicely, and when the lid was opened, the surroundings suddenly became brighter, so it felt like the man’s Gao came to life even though he was just sitting in the driver’s seat.
Satisfied, I asked the dealer about the price.
“It’s good. How much is this?”
“Well… In fact, the car is like a new car, so there is not much depreciation. The original factory price was 250 million, and the current selling price is 170 million.”
Perhaps the price is high for a used car, but the dealer man carefully called the price. However, it was a price that came in comfortably within the budget of 200 million I had envisioned, and I liked the car very much, so I immediately expressed my intention to buy it without hesitation.
“If I transfer it to your account, you can take it right away, right?”
“Yes? Yes, customer. Sure. By the way… Would it be okay if I decided this quickly… Refunds due to simple change of mind are a bit difficult…”
“What did you cheat on me for? Isn’t it flooding or tampering with the meter?”
“Yes? It can’t be! I told you as it is!”
“Then it’s fine. If you try it and don’t like it, buy another one.”
It was a line full of bravado that even while spitting it out, you yourself were soaked in swag.
The look in my eyes that looked at me changed considerably, as if he was impressed by my line.
It’s not just a young man who looks like a lot of money, but he has evolved to the extent of being an ignorant big-handed customer.
“President. Then, let’s write down the contract right away.”
The title was also changed from customer to boss. He was an unemployed, unemployed student, let alone the boss, but he wasn’t in a bad mood.
I went to my uncle and his office and signed the contract right away. There were quite a lot of paperwork to fill out to buy a car, but I was too lazy to read them, so I left most of them with the man.
After filling out the paperwork, I shot 170,000 in one shot to the account written in the office, and the dealer gave me a business card along with the car key with a sincere attitude, asking me to visit again next time, and politely sent me to Porsche. Escorted me
“If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact us!!”
Received a folder greeting from the dealer, I drove out of the used car dealership. Of course, the lid was left open as soon as it burned.
‘Whoa… I’m so nervous…’
It was fine in the parking lot where everything was tidy, but when I got out on the road, I was definitely starting to get nervous.
I was a complete novice driver. The only car I’ve ever driven was a driving school car. Then, the first car was this Porsche with the lid open, so it was very different even if the experience was different.
It wasn’t difficult to drive the car, whether it had a driving sense or not, but it seemed like it would take some time to get used to this state-of-the-art Porsche, which, unlike driving academy dungeons, goes out of its way with the slightest step on it.
‘Then… Shall we go to Gangnam-daero?’
I carefully drove the car and headed for Gangnam. First of all, I drove a little slower than the speed limit to get used to the car, but I didn’t hear a single horn on the way to Gangnam. I knew that there were a lot of people who would jump at the slightest step, but this seemed to be the dignity of a sports car with the lid open.
I walked slowly around Gangnam-daero, looking for a good-looking fitness club.
The strengthening made the skeleton and the overall shape of the body very good, but the small flesh that was originally attached did not disappear anywhere, so I needed some exercise, and I was curious about the exercise ability of the strengthened body.
‘I’ll be fine there… ‘
A placard announcing the opening of the fitness club was attached to the outer wall of a large building directly visible from the boulevard, along with the clichéd phrase “Grand open.” I headed for the building’s parking lot without worrying too much. Fortunately, there were plenty of empty seats in the parking lot, so after parking without difficulty, I got off and headed to the fitness club.
Ting-.
When I got off the elevator, I was immediately inside the fitness club. As it was newly opened, the interior was very clean and stylish. It was definitely different from the ordinary neighborhood gym that only had a lot of equipment.
If you remove the full-length mirror attached to the wall and the gym equipment, you could believe it was a cafe with a good atmosphere.
I looked around the inside and headed to the counter in front.
There were two women sitting side by side at the counter, one like a counter clerk and the other like a trainer.
‘Wow…… ‘
Because it was Gangnam, the trainer’s appearance was no joke. She was cat-like in her entirety, her eyes were particularly large, and her smooth jawline, high nose, and slightly upturned corners of her mouth combined to make her face truly erotic.
But what was no joke more than her appearance was her hot body her.
Even sitting down, she boasted a great curvature to the point where I could feel her cola bottle body her, but it was so curvaceous that she broke away from the limits of the human race and gave off the feeling of a female character who only appeared in cartoons or games.
Everyone was in reality, but I was the only one with a selfish body that seemed to have been corrected with Photoshop, so I tried to endure it, but I couldn’t help but glance at her body.
However, it was absolutely not my fault that I could n’t manage my gaze of her. This was close to a terrible and unreasonable law that men had no choice but to abide by. At least men could n’t help but appreciate her fraudulent body her, whether they liked it or not.
Even if she was a pedophile, she couldn’t help but glance at her at least once. It’s not a matter of taste, it’s like a command engraved on the genetic level, so it’s not something you can reject just because you want to.
‘So what. You crazy man If I do this, I will be sued for gaze rape.’
