Chapter 94 – Vs Tottenham Hotspur -1
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After Youngbeom’s family returned to Mallorca, I lived a normal life.
On non-game days, I went to team training and played with Yohan.
On game days, I go out and score.
Intoxicated with joy, while doing the rest of the celebration
Shake – Shake!
“Fuck you! Eat twice!”
Such an ordinary daily routine of being disciplined was repeated.
By the time I was able to build my own achievement of being punished for participating in three consecutive games like that.
The first leg of the UEFA Champions League Round of 16 is approaching.
Their opponent was Tottenham Hotspur, who miraculously finished 4th last season and returned to the Champions League.
The Tottenham Hotspur manager showed his confidence after referring to Manchester United’s defeat of Real Madrid last season.
“Real Madrid have already beaten Manchester United once last season. We’ve already met Manchester United twice in the league and won both.
Tottenham can easily beat Real Madrid, which Manchester United beat. Real Madrid is not the Real Madrid of the past three years in the Champions League. Jejus is just a talented young player. To say he is the best player in the world is hype and he won’t be able to play against a defense Tottenham Hotspur can boast about.”
Tottenham manager drank water for a while and continued.
“If we can play the game as we are prepared, we can easily win against Real Madrid.”
Watching him, I slowly nodded my head.
Everyone has a plan.
That is until you get hit.
After the interview with Tottenham Hotspur coach, who was quite confident, Valverde conducted the interview with a leisurely smile.
“Seeing Tottenham Hotspur manager Joe Wright reminded me of Jesus’ words. Dogs that bite don’t bark, only dogs that tremble in fear bark, but the manager of Tottenham must have been very frightened by Jeju’s participation.”
I just turned off the TV when I saw that scene.
Oh wow Is it true story of Valverde TV janitor?
I don’t think he was originally such a nobleman. Who the heck did it
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[Tottenham Hotspur manager Joe Wright, ‘Real Madrid? When the hell was Real Madrid.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde. ‘A dog that bites does not bark.’]
[Jesus watched an interview with Tottenham Hotspur coach Joe Wright. ‘ Said Michael Tyson. Everyone has a plan until they get hit.’]
[Then, Jesus answered the reporter’s question about Real Madrid’s plan. ‘I will TKO Tottenham Hotspur before the first half is over.’]
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[Title: Kiya… Provoking Jesus hyung makes my heart grand!]
(Tottenham coach Joe Wright provoking Jeju.Jpg)
(I can feel the Jesus-type spirit of warming up. Gif)
R.I.P Chicken. Sleep here and become a chicken.
└ Tottenham Hotspur beat Manchester United who beat Real Madrid
└ Chicken Slayer The main Jesus of the Republic of Korea. Will I be able to rob a chicken coop?
└ HahaTalking about chicken makes me want chicken.
└ When will the price of I-ssipal chicken go down!!
└ I heard that the price of one chicken is raised again.
└ Are you crazy? It’s still 40,000 won per dog?
└ Haha35% operating profit rate just makes me laugh!
└ Let’s just eat big chicken.
└ Jesus, why aren’t you coming? Why don’t you shoot chicken? I’m so cold I want to eat chicken Are you coming tomorrow? Right? Are you coming and shooting chicken? Should I just trust my brother and wait? I didn’t know when my brother would shoot me chicken, so I didn’t eat chicken for a month. His hands are shaking I will believe that tomorrow will come! If my brother sees this post, I hope he can reply and comment!
└ … That’s enough for you to just buy and eat.
└ Jesus hyung! So what about my chicken?
└ … ? Jesus type?
└ It disappeared again haha
└ Yes! Come back I’ll do better!!!
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Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Many Tottenham home fans who visited this place booed me when I entered the stadium.
“Booooo-!”
“You eat dogs in your country!”
Among them, some ignorant fans sang dog meat songs and mocked them.
Rather, I looked at them with pity.
Hmm… Apparently Tottenham fans don’t know how much Koreans love chicken.
I guess I should talk about it in an interview after the game.
Koreans love chicken the most among food, and Tottenham Hotspur was the best chicken restaurant I’ve ever tasted.
While I’m alone in my thoughts
The referee blew the whistle to signal the start of the game.
Jesus Gonzalez, who started in place of Iker Bravo in this match, began to put pressure on the front with a vigorous activity.
Certainly, after the last game against Mallorca, Jesus Gonzalez seemed to have crossed the wall.
Jesus Gonzalez, who quickly improved his skills, was slowly establishing himself as a starter.
Although the still rejuvenated Iker Bravo performed better. Because he was old, he did not know when he would hit the aging curve and his skills would plummet, so Valverde selected Jesus Gonzalez as a replacement for Iker Bravo.
Jesus Gonzalez too. I am in the striker position. Roberto Fabianski, who is currently playing as a right winger, is also a multi-position striker, so he accepted Coach Valverde’s suggestion and changed his formation to the left wing position.
Anyway, such Jesus Gonzalez quickly proved why he was a candidate for the next captain of Real Madrid’s Kimchi Pirates in the match against Tottenham.
Tottenham Hotspur’s right-sided midfielder Keisuke Shiba made a mistake while touching the ball under Jesus Gonzalez’s strong pressure.
“Shimata!! (Shimata!!)”
Jesus Gonzalez did not miss Keisuke Shiba’s mistake. As soon as they saw Jesus Gonzalez’ quick snatch of the ball, Real Madrid quickly switched to counter-attacking.
I tried to escape the gaze of the defenders.
“Fuck!! Stop that son of a bitch!!”
And. The effort paid off. The Tottenham Hotspur players, who had not been hit by me, instantly focused their eyes on Jesus Gonzalez as he entered the penalty box.
“Fuck!! You motherfuckers, check the location of Jeju’s!!”
Director Joe Wright, who was watching the scene from outside the touch line, burst into anger.
Only then did Tottenham Hotspur players find me. It’s already late.
Jesus Gonzalez ran the ambiguous ball quickly, whether it was a shot or a cross, and succeeded in scoring by only changing the direction to a header.
“Fuck off!”
After I scored, I showed my favorite celebration to the Real Madrid away fans who came to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium to thank them.
“Siuuuuu!”
While the Real Madrid fans cheer, Tottenham’s home fans concede in the 10th minute of the first half.
It was a dumbfounded expression. I looked at them and blamed myself.
‘Ah. I should have prepared the chicken and ate it.’
I foolishly visited a chicken restaurant in England, but they didn’t prepare a chicken eating celebration.
“Under… Lord Jesus, you have lost all your senses.”
Maybe I lost my senses because of the repetition of normal daily life.
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[With Joo’s opening goal, the atmosphere has completely shifted to Real Madrid.]
[That’s right. Just as you said, Luka Savic blocks the ball. Real Madrid’s counterattack immediately follows!]
[Real Madrid’s counterattack is quite sophisticated even without Iker Bravo?]
[Jesús González, replacing Iker Bravo, is showing great skill.]
[Yes, did Joo Jesus mention something about Jesus Gonzalez’s talent?]
[I said it was a talent that made me want to break my ankle. Honestly, I don’t know if it’s a joke because of Joo’s expression at the time of the interview, but I think you can just think of it as the owner of great talent that makes you jealous.]
[That’s right. The abyss is not looking deep. While I was talking, Luka Savic put an infiltration pass toward the main Jesus player.]
[Go oh oh oh oh oh! Jesus Ju, who has become an abyss, scores multiple goals at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium! ]
[Jesus Joo is running towards the Tottenham fans. Following the suspension of three league games in a row, it seems that he is about to be suspended in the Champions League as well.]
[If that happens, Jesus Joo will be able to achieve a new record of disciplinary punishment for 4 consecutive games, but fortunately, it will be resolved in the line of Ceremony Breaker Vladimir Lazovic.]
[Director Valverde breathing a sigh of relief is caught on the relay camera.]
[Director Utilike should also learn from watching that scene. Hasn’t Jesus Joo already been disciplined twice in the current A match?]
[Yes, maybe in the future, card management may become an essential virtue among the conditions for appointing a national team manager.]
