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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 88

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 88

Chapter 88 – Jejus, a Warm-Hearted Man -1

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Jesus Joo turned his wrist as he looked at the away fans of Belgian soccer club Club Brugge.

Coach Valverde, who was watching it from outside the touch line, held his head.

‘Ah! I should have refused then!’

He vividly remembered the conversation with Jesus Joo, who came to him before the 6th round of the Champions League group stage.

[Boss, I want to play in the match against Cliff Bruges. Is it possible?]
[I wonder who should lead the promising kids.]
[Still, it’s a home game, so shouldn’t we win?]

The face of the Lord Jesus with the corner of his mouth subtly raised came to mind.
Coach Valverde let out a sigh.

“Damn it, the subtle raised corners of the mouth were ominous!”

But even if you regret it now, it’s already too late.
Coach Valverde hoped that Jesus Joo would not have an additional accident, urgently prepared Jesus Gonzalez, and brought Jesus Joo to the bench safely before the end of the first half.

Joo Jesus returned to the bench looking satisfied, and the match was won by Real Madrid 3-0 thanks to substitute Jesús González’s extra goal and netting goal. Coach Valverde had to be scolded by local fans for unnecessarily letting Jesus play and collect cards.

“Booooo!”
“Stupid Bald Valverde!!”
“Why did you let Jejus play in such an unimportant game!!”


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Match result.

Real Madrid 3:0 Club Brugge

[Jejus, who turned his wrist, ‘Korean movies left a deep impression on me, and I only celebrated the most memorable scenes.’]

[At the reporter’s question, which should have been done in front of the visiting team. Jejus: Originally, that was the place where the home supporters were. But this time, for some reason, there were away teams, so I was taken aback.’]

[Lord Jesus, a fine of 10,000 euros (KRW 13 million) for behavior that violates the spirit of fair play]

[Jeju, ‘I believe the club will give it to me instead.’]

[La Liga entering the winter break. If you want to watch Colchester United’s game run by Jesus Joo, join us on Sports TV.]
└Ah… There are no Korean leaguers playing in the Premier League, so there is nothing to see during this time.
└ The Arduous March is approaching for the pirates ㅠㅠ
└ Jesus hyung please Premier League Kazuah…
└ I need to watch a Colchester United match
└ Ah haha
└ Still, as a fan of Real Madrid, I feel proud when I see the promising players there.
└ Is this Enso Martinez? He was really good
└ Ha. He is the next leader of the Kimchi Pirates.
└ Ugh, that bastard’s kimchi pirates, I don’t even use it overseas, but domestic fans make a fuss
└ … ? I am a local resident of Madrid. It is also used locally by the Kimchi Pirates.
└ ㅋ His local drip is fucking ㅋ ㅋ
└ Huh? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! Why didn’t you come in like this!!
└ I was busy raising children.
└ You are doing it. If you are Lord Jesus, then I am Yuna Song.
└ This is an overdue chicken gifticon, so take it yourself. (Chicken Gifticon)x 100
└ Ang Gakkkul !!! Picked up 15!!!
└ You crazy selfish bastard, let go of your conscience ㅡㅡ
└ Wow, your crazy little hands are so fast;;
└ Fuck the kids! Didn’t I get it again?
└ Guk* Bank account Are you here?
└ Mr. ㅋㅋㅋ You should give up eating chicken if that’s enough for you.
└ So, where is the self-proclaimed Yuna Song?
└ As if going for surgery
​└ ㅗㅜㅑ Reality TS

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The last game of the first half of the league is over. The winter break has begun.
I follow Real Madrid’s schedule to participate in events.
Volunteer work at a pediatric cancer treatment hospital near Madrid.
When the children saw us, the Kimchi Pirates, they greeted us with cheers.

“Wow, it’s the Kimchi Pirates!!”
“Captain, the god of soccer, Jejus!!!”
“Captain of the 1st division! Fanatic Roberto Fabianski!!”​
“Captain of the 2nd Division! Eternal Blancos Iker Bravo!!”
“Crazy poodle, captain of the 3rd division! Luis Garcia is there!!”
“The 4th Division Captain Answerbot Luka Savic!!”

Surprisingly, the Kimchi Pirates, which started in Korea, began to be used overseas as well.
Even though Luis Garcia grumbled, he was proud of being the leader of the Kimchi Pirates.

“Haa-? Who said he liked it!”

Anyway, the children who saw the kimchi pirates at the event were chattering with recalled faces.

“Jejus! How is Jejus so good at soccer?!”
“Louis! My dream is to become a soccer player when I get better!”

To be honest, I was not very happy to see young children wearing hospital gowns.
Among them, some of John caught the eye of children of his age.
A corner of my heart ache at the sight of children of an age who would love to run and play in the hospital.

A child in the corner came up to me hesitantly.
The child’s body was much smaller and thinner than the other children.
“… There Jejus”
“Huh? Why are you calling me?”
The child hesitated because he was embarrassed. I calmly crouched down to eye level with the child so he could answer. As if the child was embarrassed, he lowered his head even more, and I stroked the child’s head with a smile on my lips.

After waiting for a while, the child’s mouth slowly opened.
“… By any chance, can you score with Atlético Madrid later and give me the celebration I want?”

I laughed a little at the cute child and nodded her head.

“Then, what kind of celebration should I do?”

With my permission, the child prepared a celebration with a flushed expression.
Come to think of it, I didn’t even ask for your name.

The moment I thought I should ask my child’s name. The child suddenly stuck out his middle finger.
“… Huh? “
“Do this to the stupid Atletico guys!”

I was dumbfounded by that appearance, and it was not difficult to figure out that the child’s parents were genuine Madridistas.
Anyway, that day, I finished my volunteer work safely.
When the video was released on YouTube channel
Many people liked it.
Ah. By the way, the child’s name was Raul.

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[Title: Kimchi Pirates, Volunteering.]

└ Oh, fantastic kid, embarrassing that Jejus!!
└ Jaja You have great talent.
└ His name is also Raul, so it’s a name full of roots.
└ It’s sad that people misunderstand Jeju’s. He is such a warm-hearted person, but he is misunderstood as a problem child.
└ What are you talking about? Are there idiots like that in Madrid?
└ No, I mean fans of other teams.
└ Oh… Most of them are stupid Catalan guys, so don’t bother.
└ Amigo Did everyone see this article? (Jeju’s donation news for pediatric cancer patients)
└ What a fantastic guy.
└ I fell in love. I think I’ll fall for you again
└ Laporta is like a pig for trying to kick out a man like that.
└ Would you mind not mentioning the name of that asshole? I felt dirty the moment I saw that fucking name.
└ Patricia.
└ Hosita! Puta Madre!
└ Come to think of it, what is that bitch Patricia doing these days?
└ I heard you were invited to a special lecture by a women’s association in Korea the other day?
└ I hope that disgusting prostitute never comes back from Korea.
└ Personally, I hope she gets a place in the Korean Football Association while she goes to Korea, so won’t Jejus avoid that motherfucking bitch and become a naturalized Spanish citizen?
└ Damn you, are you a genius?
└ If that happens, the Euros and World Cups to be held in the future will all be won by Spain.
└ I need to pray from now on.
└ Fools. Jejus already played in the Korean adult national team and even if he became naturalized in Spain, he would not be able to play in an A-match.
└ What son of a bitch came up with such an evil law?
└ Are you British? Right? Wasn’t that fucking law made by England?
└ Britain is the only country that would make such a heinous law.
└ Hey, why does everyone think it’s England? It could be the baguette guys.
└ Those bastards tell me to eat snails.
└ All the fucking things in the world were made by England!!!
└ Like sardine pie or eel jelly.
└ Puta Madre Did those bastards really turn that into food?
└ In Korea, they say that if you play with food, you will go to hell.
└ All Brits are going to hell.

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The winter break period, which was as sweet as honey, is over. Real Madrid players who had a happy time with their families returned to training in good condition.

During the winter break, Real Madrid fans looked back on their matches in the first half and hoped they would achieve the first treble in the club’s history this season.

And the players seem to live up to the expectations of such fans.
From the opening game of the second half of the league, they overwhelmed their opponents with great performances.

[Anthony blocks the pass! Real Madrid’s counterattack! At the forefront is Korea’s proud striker Joo Jesus!]

[Anthony forward long! Jesus Joo wins against Valencia’s center back.]

[Strangely, the players who collided with Joo Jesus raised their hands to the referee and protested.]

[Yes, according to the players, it feels like something hit the stomach hard.]

[Dong-Jun Kim, who I faced in the Champions League, also said that it felt like an invisible virtual image was beating him.]

[That’s right. While I was talking, Joo Jesus succeeded in scoring. Now, it’s a very common scene, so I don’t feel particularly inspired.]

[But you have to work hard to earn money, right?]

[Yes, that’s right. Hmmmm… Goooool-!!!! Real Madrid’s Joo Jesus scores!!!! ]

[The long winter break is over and soccer is finally back!! Lord Jesus! He is football!!]

[Jesus Joo, the god of soccer, runs to the corner flag and roars!!!]

[Valencia home fans are pouring out their anger!!!]

[Jesus Joo, who rose to the top of the soccer player who hates to see the La Liga fan’s choice! He is a legend!!!]

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Game over.
Real Madrid 5:0 Valencia

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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