Chapter 87 – Yuna B.
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After the El Clasico derby match against Barcelona was over, the local media poured out favorable comments saying that it was a fierce match worthy of the 300th El Clasico and that it was an acceptable result.
But I was different from what the media thought.
The match that day was my loss.
It was only a price for losing the fundamentals of game abilities.
For no reason, it was the result of arguing to raise professionalism and patience.
Along with intense self-criticism, I tried to regain my original mind.
As part of that effort, I jumped out of training first.
“… Does anyone know where Jejus went? It must have been in the locker room up until now.”
“They said they were going home.”
“… Is it back to normal?”
“No way! Luca! Give me the money because I won the bet!”
“… The results are not out yet.”
“Don’t be nasty like Lewis, give it to me.”
“… Why are you suddenly fucking with me!”
I got out of the training ground and went straight home.
Upon entering the house, Yohani and Yuna welcomed me.
“Huh? Did you come early today?”
“Pa-! Blow it up!”
While hugging Yuna, Yohani, excited that his father came home earlier than usual, quickly brought a soccer ball.
Seeing that, Yuna tried to scold Yohan.
“Pa-! Seek Seek!”
“John! Mom … “
“It’s okay, Yohan, let’s go to the yard and play with Dad.”
After I stopped Yuna, I held Yohan’s hand and went out into the yard to play.
And that evening.
While Yohan fell asleep from exhaustion.
Yuna handed me a gift box.
I looked at Yuna with her questioning expression.
What. What anniversary is it today?
I started shaking my head desperately.
However, no matter how much I rolled my head, I couldn’t get a sense of what day it was.
Let’s look at Yuna with a little fear.
Yuna continued to urge her to open her box, barely calming her rising corners of her mouth.
“What are you doing, open it quickly!”
I was relieved primarily because the atmosphere was not bad. Still, he did not let go of the tension.
I slowly opened the box with a trembling heart.
Inside the box was a black bra.
“… What’s this?”
An embarrassed voice came out of his mouth at the unexpected object.
Swoop-
Carefully take out the bra from her box and look at Yuna with a curious look.
“Hehe. “
Instead of answering, Yuna smiled and her warm hand wrapped around mine. As she was, she took it to her chest.
Her actions made me feel unbelievable.
Water.
Soon after, she felt a soft touch in her hand.
Only then did I notice that Yuna’s chest was full.
Her two years of hard work passed by like a kaleidoscope.
Before I knew it, tears welled up in my eyes.
Looking at her husband’s tears, Yuna’s eyes also became bloodshot red.
“Mah… Baa… Ueeeeeng Uldima!!”
In the meantime, Yohan woke up and went out to find her mom and dad. I shed tears as I watched my mom and dad cry.
Married Yuna for 2 years.
Our family has finally reaped the fruits of our efforts.
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Let’s turn Yuna’s hair over who sleeps next to us early in the morning.
She slowly opened her eyes and smiled broadly.
“Huh… We should have had sex on a nice day like yesterday.”
“You can do it later.”
Yuna is pregnant.
Although I didn’t have a relationship.
Just touching her breasts was enough for me.
Although, of course, she took it out with her mouth.
It’s not important, so let’s just move on.
Hehe~”
I watched Yuna humming her song and preparing her meal.
Unlike before, the curves that were not covered by her apron stood out.
Looking at that image, the words of the Italian director suddenly came to mind.
The saying that women under a B cup are no different from men.
I looked back on her relationship with Yuna in the past.
He nodded her head slowly.
Yes. In the meantime, I’ve actually had sex with Bochu…
“Self… What are you thinking about? Isn’t that a strange idea?”
“Ah… No. Rice looks delicious I will eat well!”
Yuna, who served her my meal, then began to set her own table.
All the foods that are good for growing breasts are out there.
Milk, dairy products, clams, quail eggs, carrots, apples, pomegranates
I looked at him and nodded.
That’s where Yuna’s YouTube income is being spent.
I think surgery would be cheaper…
“Huh? Do you want to eat?”
“No, enjoy your meal.”
Of course, I thought to myself.
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After El Clasico, Jesus Joo returned to his usual state. The people around him breathed a sigh of relief when he returned.
“After… In the meantime, I was nervous because I didn’t know when it would explode, but I’m glad it’s back to normal.”
“Yeah, now I can think of problems as always and come up with a plan.”
A conversation between Valverde and the head coach
Real Madrid’s fifth goal came from Joo Jesus’ right foot.
“Booooo-!”
Jesus Joo, who received the ball at the half-line, hit it a few times and dribbled it, and the shot hit the net right away.
“Puta Madre!”
“Damn Coreano!!!”
The home crowd of Sporting Gijon, famous for the club that nurtured Luis Enrique and David Villa, booed Joo Jesus for his hat-trick. The Lord Jesus immediately responded with a celebration.
Lord Jesus, who jumped to the corner flag, waving his arms and legs, called his teammates with a gesture and showed off a big man celebration.
I didn’t know exactly what that act meant. The Sporting Gijon spectators who watched Jesus Ju recognized that it was a provocation towards them.
“I will kill those motherfuckers!!!”
“I don’t need anything else! It’s okay to lose, so break Jeju’s leg!!!”
Foreign objects were thrown on the ground by angry spectators.
The other players at Real Madrid were horrified and backed away. Only Lord Jesus remained strong and continued the celebration.
The referee gave a yellow card and warned Jesus Joo after the celebration.
“Please don’t provoke the home fans any more.”
And as the referee wished, Lord Jesus did not stimulate the fans any more.
Coach Valverde took Joo Jesus off the pitch.
Joo Jesus smiled a winner’s smile at the Sporting Gijon crowd who booed him as he was substituted out.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 6:0 Sporting Gijon
[Real Madrid win by 6 points in an away match against Sporting Gijon.]
[Iker Bravo – Jejus – Roberto Fabianski’s triangular squadron begins to breathe fire again.]
[Jesus opened his mouth about the match against Sporting Gijon. ‘On the pitch, my enemies fear me. I know it gets booed for that. But there are facts that people don’t know. The more I get booed, the better I play soccer.’]
[Special] Let’s find out about the 5 yellow cards Jesus received!]
[Jesus Joo is unable to play due to accumulated warnings ahead of the last game of the first half. Some netizens ridiculed, saying, ‘You were aiming for that 2-bottle bastard.’]
– Why do reporters put us in what they want to say?
– It’s the wisdom of life to avoid Gosomi…
-The aftermath of Exodus still remains haha
-Ah haha These days, the chat window has become dirty again.
[The interview of Lord Jesus in the past is re-examined. ‘Life is more important than football.’]
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[Jesus Joo started in the Champions League group stage 6 match against Club Brugge.]
[Yes, I thought a lot of people wouldn’t go on a business trip. Joo Jesus is breaking everyone’s expectations and participating in the game.]
└ Wow… I should have placed a fucking bet lol
└ What kind of dividend rate is that?
└ If it were you, would you bet money that Jesus would play if you had already confirmed your place in the Champions League round of 16?
└ People become honest when their money is at stake haha
└ Ah… I thought it was a safe asset and put it in.
└Ha… They say there’s a chance of a bank run
└ But what kind of Lord Jesus is a psychology doctor? Put this in reverse
└ Bastards who reversed this, let’s not curse at the real Jesus hyung as crazy. In the eyes of others, it is dojjingaejin.
[Club Brugge players are confused by the sudden appearance of Joo Jesus.]
[Yes, the starting lineup was revealed an hour and a half ago, but seeing it in the article and seeing it in person is a big difference.]
[Lord Jesus who catches the ball, you look light today, right? It appears to be in good shape.]
[You exchange one-two passes with Roberto Fabianski, breaking down the defensive walls of Cliff Brugge. Joo Jesus, who received a penetrating pass, passed the goalkeeper and succeeded in scoring!!!]
[Yeah. As soon as I checked the keeper’s position and thought he had no angle, I immediately threw him away? Joo Jesus’ quick judgment of the situation is amazing!]
[That’s right. Real Madrid take the lead in the 5th minute! The Santiago Bernabéu is starting to heat up!!!]
[And yes. Joo Jesus gets a yellow card.]
[To… While the relay camera was filming the crowd, it seems that Joo Jesus did something that could be a problem.]
[A celebration of a god that deceives even the camera unfolds at the Santiago Bernabéu!]
└😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
└ Haha)
└ Haha So what did you do haha
└ No Chebal hahaWhy are you showing it with a VAR machine? Haha
└ So many relay cameras couldn’t film it? Lol
└ It’s a legend haha
