Chapter 83 – Korea-Japan War-3
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After the first half ended, a commercial played on the TV.
Song Yuna, who was nervous that a violent scene would be broadcast, finally relaxed.
An advertisement filmed by Jesus Christ was broadcast on TV commercials.
[“Who are you?”]
[“You mean me? Me! Lord Jesus, the god of soccer!”]
[“Saccacon, which Lord Jesus also likes! Currently on sale!”]
[“Sakacon Saka-Con!”]
“Bah-!”
On the TV screen, the Lord Jesus dressed in a dragon robe danced excitedly, and Yohan smiled brightly and twitched his hips following the dance shown on the TV.
“Mah-! I must suck!”
“Do you like seeing your dad on TV?”
“Yes! Baa Mercy! And the pursuit of self-indulgence is also self-inflicted!”
“Then, does Yohan want to be a soccer player like his dad?”
“Yes! Yohani also pursues sleep! I want to pursue Yohani too!”
Yohani, who was so excited, started talking and boasting, then took out a soccer ball and started playing tricks in front of his mother.
“Look-! I’m growing up!”
Seeing such a cute figure of Yohan, Yuna filmed a video.
Meanwhile, the advertisement ends.
The time of tension returned to Yuna Song, who was satisfied with Yohani’s cute appearance.
The TV relay screen showed the Saitama Stadium 2002 stadium filled with Japanese people in blue uniforms.
[The 5th round of the final Asian qualifier held at Saitama Stadium 2002 in Japan. The match between Korea vs. Japan is now only in the second half. ]
[In the beginning of the game, Japan had the initiative, but the flow changed a lot after Joo Jesus’ first goal, right?]
[That’s right. A counterattack due to Joo’s unexpected defensive involvement succeeded in scoring. After that, until the unfortunate accident at the end of the first half, Korea’s wave of offensive continued.]
[… Yes, according to the news that has been passed on now, fortunately Okuda Ryu is not seriously injured. I’m really glad.]
[That’s right. I’m so glad… Ah! The players are now entering the ground again. As it is an away game, the players must be having a hard time. I hope that you will work hard to the end and get good results. From now on, we will broadcast the second half match between Korea and Japan in the 5th round of the Asian final qualifier for the 2042 World Cup in China.]
Let the match begin.
To prevent any misfortune from happening
Song Yuna sat Yohan on the sofa.
“John, let the game begin. Shall we sit next to Mommy?”
“Yes!”
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Hideyoki Tanaka, who is close to Kim Dong-jun at SL Benfica and is regarded as Japan’s best talent, Sergio Busquets, was very afraid of Ju-Jesus.
‘Sorega Jeju’s. It’s so scary. I want to run away!’
Hideyoki Tanaka, who witnessed how Joo Jesus defeated Kim Dong-jun in the 4th round of the Champions League group stage last time, will Jejus set himself as a target in this game. I was in a hurry to avoid his eyes.
‘Dong Jun-sang is an idiot! It’s Hogu! How can you laugh and move on after being treated like that?’
However, he could not escape from the prospective crusher Joo Jesus just by ignoring his gaze.
‘Cheek Show! Why are you coming to me!?’
Tanaka, who played as a defensive midfielder, and Joo Jesus, who played as a striker, naturally had no choice but to keep bumping into each other. Tanaka’s brain, engulfed in fear, couldn’t even think of that.
With the Lord Jesus in possession of the ball, he began to advance slowly. Even though Hideyoshi Tanaka wore a fearful expression, he did not turn away from his duties.
Tanaka blocking the Lord Jesus. However, Tanaka, who had already been devoured from the momentum, could not block the breakthrough of Lord Jesus.
“Moshi Moshi passes by~”
Jejus breaks Tanaka’s balance with a simple painting motion and breaks through while singing his hum.
“Cheek Show!! To Pagaya!”
Tanaka lost his temper and tugged on Jeju’s uniform.
Jesus Joo rolled on the ground as it was, and the referee declared Tanaka a foul and at the same time pulled out a yellow card and gave a warning.
This is where Hideyoshi Tanaka made a mistake.
“Why is this a card? It’s unfair!”
Instead of making a gesture of protesting against the referee, he had to apologize to the referee immediately.
The eyes of Lord Jesus, who had fallen to the ground and had his eyes closed, slowly opened.
Jesus Joo, who opened his eyes, sat on the ground and looked at Hideyoki Tanaka, who was protesting against the referee.
He slowly smiled at the corner of his mouth. He smiled brightly like a child who received a new toy, and Kim Dong-jun, who was passing by, gave goosebumps on his back.
Hehe”
“SA yo na Ra… Tanaka.”
After protesting to the referee, Tanaka saw the smile of Lord Jesus in his eyes.
Seeing that mad smile, Hideyoshi Tanaka regretted it, but the ship had already left.
‘It’s fucked up!!’
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22 minutes into the second half.
Armed Gongbi Jin Soo-hyung gave me a pass.
“Jinsu hyung!”
“Yes! Brother Jesus!”
I focused on the game, ignoring the sound of my older brother who couldn’t adapt at all.
In front of me, I saw Hideyoshi Tanaka with a nervous expression on his face.
Hideyoki Tanaka, who is an ace from Japan and will play an active part in a big club, has a face full of determination.
“Come on! Villain!”
What is this sidebaries?
It must be a bad word because I feel bad after hearing it, right?
Swearing revenge, I tried to find a gap in Hideyoshi Tanaka.
“Hey! Hey! Give me the ball! It’s empty here!”
“Hey! It’s empty here! This- Lord Jesus! Fuck you!”
On the left flank, Ko Seok-jun kept raising his hand and shouting for the ball, but he ignored it.
This is a match between me and Hideyoshi Tanaka.
It was a confrontation with a man’s pride.
Pierce or block
Put in or take out
A fierce confrontation in which no one can yield as a man.
I was wondering how to pierce it so that rumors spread that I pierced it well
Suddenly, I remembered the past.
I don’t know if it’s the last episode or the last episode, or 100 years ago, or exactly when, but a Japanese reporter once asked me about Japan’s weaknesses.
I answered the reporter’s question as if it were natural.
“Japan’s weakness is weakness.”
Yes. Japan’s weakness is that it is weak.
I decided to go simple.
After feeding eggs between Hideyoshi Tanaka’s legs.
Just rush.
I ran out with the momentum to destroy everything in front of me.
Hideyoshi Tanaka tried to fight, but his weakness was revealed.
Tung-!
“Chick shoo oh oh! Is it a rock?”
“Cucumbers. Every one!”
I sent a sneer at Hideyoshi Tanaka who bounced away, and I swung my right foot as hard as I could in the penalty arc part.
The ball flew in an instant and shook the Japanese goal net.
I ran to the corner flag and performed the cradle ceremony.
Maybe it’s because she’s the best striker in history, and now I tried to have a second child, and I cummed once and got pregnant right away.
[Current number of children: 1 ( + 2 expected)]
As twins too.
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38 minutes in the second half.
Corner kick chance for South Korea.
Jesus Joo deflected Hideyoshi Tanaka who came to mark him and scored with a header.
Lord Jesus runs to the corner and presents the Cradle Celebration.
The Japanese broadcasters watching him were gloomy.
[Ah… It’s Gordes… Kankoku’s Jejus scored a hat-trick against Nippon.]
[That’s the world’s best and strongest striker! As an Asian, I am proud, but as a Japanese, I feel sad.]
[To… Jejus was a player on a different level. In Japan, there are also an increasing number of players playing at the world level, but none of them have reached the world class level.]
[That’s right. In addition to Korea’s Jejus, keeper Yoo Young-beom and Kim Dong-jun, known as a close colleague of Tanaka Hideyoshi, stood out.]
[Speaking of Kim Dong-Jun, I can’t help but talk about Hideyoshi Tanaka.]
[High-! In the second half of this match, Hideyoshi Tanaka was beaten by Jeju’s promising player. If Jeju’s world-class scouting worked, it means that a player with great potential appeared in Nippon!]
[That’s right! Didn’t the surviving players among the players who were hit by Jeju’s crushing of prospects become the next season’s Waldo Class?]
[Please, I hope you endure well. Hideyoshi Tanaka! Although once again blocking the path in front of the Lord Jesus. High… He is pushed and falls due to Jeju’s rough struggle. Referee Christopher saw that it was not a foul.]
[Etto… I think I could have blown it with a foul at that level. I’m sorry.]
[Jeju’s shot!…]
[… Ah… Nippon… 1 minute after conceding… Jesus is allowed to score again.]
-Hey! These bastards! Are you going to get your girlfriends crotches out of the way too! Rotten bastards!
[To… No matter how angry you are, you shouldn’t throw trash on the ground, right? This is something you shouldn’t do as a civilized person.]
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40 minutes in the second half.
[Korea 4:0 Japan]
The Japanese national team players, who were mesmerized, caught my eye.
Let a shocking defeat fall in front of your eyes.
Their steps became noticeably slower.
[“The game isn’t over yet! You idiots!”]
The game everyone gave up on.
Not a single player gave up.
When I turned my head to where the sound came from, I could see the captain of the Japanese national team encouraging the players with tears in their eyes.
[“Can’t you see the fans who came to support us over there, you stupid kids! The moment we give up, it’s all over! Stand up! Let’s stand up and fight!”]
I don’t know what you mean. First of all, Kimochi is Warui. I thought it must be my curse and put a bullet in the head.
Cuckoo-!
[“If we join forces-! That huge-! Kkuuk-!”]
The Japanese captain collapsed on the ground with a dying heart.
Silence flows in the ground.
Was it such an unexpected headshot?
Even the referee came up to me with a dumbfounded expression and handed me a red card.
“… Exit, exit.”
I humbly accepted the referee’s decision and left the field.
While I left the field, the Japanese players just stared blankly at their collapsed captain.
It must have been my curse
