Chapter 77 – Major -3
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After the match between Real Madrid and Valencia, not long after.
The Royal Spanish Football Association has announced the level of discipline for Lord Jesus.
[Royal Spanish Football Association RFEF Jejus suspended for 4 matches.]
When the announcement of additional discipline is made.
Real Madrid immediately filed an appeal.
[Real Madrid appeals against Jeju’s punishment. ‘The punishment is too much.’]
The Royal Spanish Football Association accepted Real Madrid’s appeal, and Joo Jesus was confirmed with a three-game suspension, which is less severe than the existing punishment.
[The Royal Spanish Football Association accepts Real Madrid’s appeal and imposes a three-game suspension.]
While Real Madrid are making a desperate effort to lower the level of punishment for Joo-Jesus.
The Lord Jesus fell into parenting hell.
Early moning
Yohan brought a soccer ball and whined to play.
“Paa, seek!”
Seeing that, Lord Jesus laughed bitterly.
“John… Can’t we play a little later?
Yohan held his father’s hand and whined.
“Papa! Seek Seek!”
Song Yuna tries to replace Joo Jesus, who looks tired.
“John, would you like your mother to play instead of your father?”
“Mah-! Nah!”
Yohan’s single word was a sinking point.
“… Do you hate your mother?”
“You know I don’t mean that.”
The Lord Jesus comforted Yuna Song, lifted her up, and took John’s hand to go out into her yard, when Patrasche came running.
“Wow!”
After seeing Patrasche, Yohan ran and hugged him.
“Pashu-!”
The two of them went to the yard and started playing soccer.
“Pa-! Look!”
When Yohan tried to dribble, Patrasche approached and lowered his stance to try to defend.
Yohan skillfully guarding the ball with his back to Patrasche.
Joo Jesus spat out a small exclamation at the fact that he had not played with Patrasche once or twice.
‘Is that enough of a person?’
In the suffocating confrontation situation, it was Yohan who moved first.
Yohan tries a skill in front of Patrasche.
Let Yohan alternate his legs to try a flat leg.
Patrasche was angry and committed a foul of touching John’s leg.
After being tackled by Patrasche, Yohan collapsed on the grass.
Dump-
Yohan, who was fouled, stood up with an angry expression, approached Patrasche and tapped the back of his head.
Oops-!
Patrasche, who had been stabbed in the back, looked at the Lord Jesus (chief referee) with a sad expression on his face.
“Ki-in-!”
Yohani left the ground asking for applause from Yuna (spectator) who came out to watch.
“Mah-! Ma-!”
Joo Jesus laughed dejectedly at a familiar scene somewhere.
‘Are these guys fucking me right now?’
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[Title: Cheekbong caught in real-time rage]
(The chukbung that made my heart flutter at intuition.Jpg)
(League Round 11 UD Las Palmas vs Real Madrid Estadio Gran Canaria Match Ticket .Jpg)
(3 match penalties confirmed. Jpg)
Haha
I went all the way to Las Palmas Island to watch the game.
Punishment haha
(SNS terrorism of anger .Jpg )
And the ensuing terror of anger!
(SNS blocking ending .Jpg)
The last is a common ending for Black Hwa Chukbung.
└ Haha
└ Did you go all the way to the island to have an intuition?
└ Nn I heard that while I stopped by for sightseeing, I heard that I was going to come back after watching the intuition match.
└ Really please don’t be punished when I go to the intuition ㅠㅠ
└ Yes~ It’s a punishment with a high probability~
└ How do I intuit a real Jesus game? Is the difficulty too high?
└ Ha… I have to give you another tip.
[Title: Tips on how to intuit the Lord Jesus game]
First, buy tickets first.
Second, pour water and pray.
Third, I ask Jesus-type SNS not to be disciplined.
Fourth, everything (soccer) depends on the will of the new Jeju monk, so relax.
One-line summary, Jesus-type It depends on your heart.
└ Inshalaim? It’s going to be bitter haha
└ Everything according to God’s will.
└ It’s just a prayer meta. Lol
└ Players who need to worry about discipline rather than bench or roster exclusion
└ Upon intuition, a player with a higher probability of being punished than being excluded from the roster or being benched
└ Only discipline can stop him. – The roof of the room –
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Time passed quickly as I took care of Yohan at home.
Colchester United and Mallorca were also on a winning streak this season.
Colchester United are currently ranked #1. And Mallorca’s ranking is 5th.
If this is the case, Colchester United will win back-to-back and be promoted, and Mallorca will advance to the Europa League.
Well, although Mallorca fans lament that Roberto Fabianski would have been able to challenge for the Champions League this season had he not moved. No matter how much I think about it, I think the Champions League would have been difficult with Mallorca’s strength.
And finally, Real Madrid, which I belong to, was overwhelmingly in first place, beating all the other teams in the league.
Unfortunately, the undefeated record was broken during my absence, but the atmosphere in the locker room was tightly packed around me.
We were running towards a treble this season.
The day when the discipline ends and returns to the training ground.
Unbeknownst to Yuna, she wore a frog military uniform and arrived at Valdebebas and reported her return to Coach Valverde.
“Loyalty! I have been ordered to return to discipline, so I report it!”
“… What, what should I do?”
Coach Valverde looked bewildered and asked for help.
Jorginho, a self-proclaimed Hallyu content maniac, approached us trembling.
“No way! Jejus, try again. I’ll take it well.”
But Jejus, the tree frog who hates to do it when told, shook his head.
“You don’t want to do it?”
“… “
He approached Jorginho, who was glaring at him, and changed the topic.
“Hey, don’t be angry. Look at this. It’s Yohan. He started walking?”
“Oh… Hell has begun.”
Let the child story begin.
Soccer players with children gathered around them.
We started talking in depth about parenting.
“Oh, your talent looks great?”
“Huh? Okay? Isn’t that normal?”
“… Jejus, don’t look at the world through your eyes.”
“Idiot, isn’t this guy just wanting to hear more about his son?”
The training that day ended in a friendly atmosphere. As soon as I returned home, I had to start childcare right away.
“Looking for daddy!”
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The Santiago Bernabéu during the match between Real Madrid and Villarreal.
A Madridista there complained.
“Puta! Jeju’s! Go ahead and score!”
The man did not understand. Even though Jejus started, the score on the scoreboard was 0-0.
It’s been 30 minutes since the game started. He expressed dissatisfaction with the fact that no goals were scored so far.
“Hey you bastards! Drive the ball to Jejus!”
I didn’t understand it all the more because the opposing team was Villarreal, a mid-tier club, and not the disgusting Barcelona or the friendly neighbor Atletico Madrid, who conceded the championship.
“Hey motherfuckers!”
When the spectators spit harsh words on the ground,
Joo Jesus, who was running leisurely, caught the ball near the half line.
And at that moment, the atmosphere in the stadium changed.
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!”
“Jejus! Jejus!”
Joo Jesus stabbed a left-footed out-front pass toward Iker Bravo penetrating from the other side.
Iker Bravo circumvented the opposing defender and delivered a pass to Rafael Obrador, who penetrated from the half-space.
Rafael Obrador caught the ball and gave it away with a cutback. Let Roberto Fabianski take his foot, change his direction and score.
Real Madrid’s home fans began to cheer and rejoice.
“Historia que tú hiciste, historia por hacer”
(History you made, history you made)
“Porque nadie resiste, tus ganas de vence”
(Because no one can resist your desire to win)
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[If you look at Jesus Joo’s heatmap for this match, he is unusually playing in the position of an offensive midfielder.]
[Yes, that’s right, most of them are the main players who are always in a position to score, but this game we are focusing on assists.]
[While speaking, the Lord Jesus catches the ball again. Villarreal trying to press quickly. But Lord Jesus, after taking off Villarreal’s pressure with ease, he makes a long turn to the side.]
[Alejandro Jimenez catches the ball. Starts carrying the ball.]
[Alejandro Jimenez exchanges passes with Luis Garcia and penetrates Villarreal’s defense.]
[Jesus Joo and Roberto Fabianski are already in the penalty area.]
[Arejandro Jimenez’s Cross! Oh, it’s slightly backwards?!]
[Oh! Lord Jesus! I lean back and try an overhead kick!!]
[Go oh oh oh oh oh! Joo Jesus’ overhead kick flew precisely into the corner of the goal and shook the net!]
[Lord Jesus, who scored, goes to the corner flag and dances with his teammates for joy! Score 2: 0 In an instant, Real Madrid starts to score points!]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 3: 0 Villarreal.
[Jeju’s first full-time appearance in the 40-41 season is made!, The betting company’s odds are 50 times! Jeju’s first full-time appearance in the 40-41 season, unexpected even for professional gamblers!]
