Chapter 59 – Supercopa De España.
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The match against Real Betis was consistently dominated by Real Madrid. The match was played with a share of 83:17.
Roberto Fabianski’s forehead from Iker Bravo’s cross was blocked by the Real Betis goalkeeper.
“Puta!”
Roberto Fabianski chewed on his uniform in regret and spat out curse words. Real Madrid’s corner kick situation. A war of nerves broke out between the players to preoccupy the seats.
“Get out of here, you bald bastard. You are dazzling!”
“Oh. Hey you better take that off right now… “
“Puta! What’s a bald-headed bastard with a skunk-smelling mouth saying!”
“There is a curse in the country of Jeju that if you make fun of a bald person, that person will also become bald. Looking at it, it looks like your little hair is gone sooner or later… “
“… Hey, is that a lie?”
While Sergio Pepe was distracting the Real Betis defender. Luka Savic crosses.
Pew-!
Cross was hit by the keeper’s punch and flew to Jesus Joo, who was loitering outside the penalty area.
Joo Jesus looked at the flying ball all the way and calmly fired a volley.
Perong-
Betis’ keeper couldn’t stare blankly at the ball flying at high speed.
Rocking-!
The ball shook the net of Real Betis as it was.
“Vamos!!”
After running towards the cheering Real Madrid away fans. When they showed off their unique celebration, the Madridistas reciprocated with a cheering song.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!”
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[Go oh oh oh oh oh! Go oh oh oh oh oh oh! Jejus scored 22 goals in 13 appearances!]
[If it wasn’t for the punishment, I could have really scored over 30 goals in the first half.]
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Joo Jesus, who scored in the first half, calmly finished the chance he faced at the start of the second half.
[Jeju’s! Jejus scores once again! I can’t believe it at all. Is there really no way to stop him!? Jejus scoring the 23rd goal in the league! ]
[Oh! You’re really calm. After checking the goalkeeper’s position, I calmly laid it out of the keeper’s reach and kicked it.]
After scoring. It’s like scoring for your home team. The Real Madrid players looked astonished at Jesus Joo raising his hands and showing respect for Real Betis.
“Hey, you scored your first goal and celebrated!”
“It doesn’t matter!”
“… If that’s not important, then what’s important?”
“The heart of the little child inside me is important! The little child inside me is screaming to respect them!”
“You idiot, I should just stop talking.”
Lord Jesus respected the Betis fans by raising his hands, ignoring Luis Garcia’s laments.
The Béticos (Bestines) applauded and cheered for such a state of Jesus.
“Jejus! Since we scored two goals, hurry up and tell King Jaesoo Valverde! I’m going to go in and rest!”
After handing the double to Béticos, Joo Jesus, who had a talk with Valverde, was substituted out for Jesús González in the 15th minute of the second half to applause from the Real Betis home fans.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 3: 1 Real Betis
Goals: Jejus (35, 50) Roberto Fabianski (76) | Joaquin (77)
[Real Betis coach Juan Veron. ‘I understand why Jeju is called the best talent in football history. His play was impressive.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde. ‘It was a good match.’]
[Real Betis spectators thank Jesus for keeping his promise. ‘Jeju is a man of faith. He kept his promise to me and scored only 2 goals. The only regret is that we didn’t win.’]
[Jesus nodded and answered the reporter’s question, “Why did you keep your promise to the crowd?” ‘Because that’s a promise.’]
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[Title: Fuck. What is the Kimchi Pirates? It’s fucking strong.]
Performance of the Kimchi Pirates after the awakening of Iker Bravo.
(*Note: Iker Bravo Awakening is based on this match because it is against Almeria in the 17th round of the league)
Captain The Gat Kimchi Joo Jesus: 2 league appearances, 4 goals and 6 assists.
One line comment: he’s just an idiot. Are you the right person?
1st squad captain Roberto Fabianski: 2 goals in 1 league appearance
One line review: I’m good at it. Sad compared to the other two
2nd division captain Iker Bravo: 4 goals and 1 assist in 2 league matches. 1 goal, 1 assist in 1 Champions League match.
One line comment: Soon the captain of the 1st division will be picked off.
Conclusion: fuck real madrid football.
└ Jesus type stats are insane ㅅㅅ;;
└ I am not a person…
└ Iker Bravo, one line comment blah blah blah
└ Iker. D. Bravotich
└ Yes ㅋ Yes, La Liga. Studying against weak teams~ If you meet an EPL team in the Champions League, you will immediately find out that it is a bubble.
└ ㅋ Yes, you suck at Arsenal. I was beaten by Jesus hyung last season and I can’t even play in the Champions League this season.
└ Your M is the fuck.
└ Highly praised ;;
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The match against Real Betis is over. The winter break has begun. My family, who had recently been on vacation in Colchester, decided to just relax at home for this break.
“Bah-!”
Yohan, who is now proficient in flipping, applauded with Yuna and liked it.
“Ah, our John is already good at flipping by himself! “
“It’s so cute because it looks like you.”
“What are you talking about, you are handsome because you look like Jesus”
In the evenings, I sat on the couch and watched my own Colchester United play.
“Ah! I can’t put that in!”
I also had a hot night at dawn.
“Hoo-wook! Whoo-!”
“Haha-! Mandible-! Ah… Good!”
After such a peaceful and comfortable winter break. Football started again.
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Match result
League round 19
Real Madrid 2:1 Getafe
Goals: Jesus Gonzalez (30) Bruno Iglesias (p.K 87) | Neil Taylor ( 67 )
[A sweaty victory against Real Madrid Getafe, which started the rotation for the Supercopa de España, which will be held three days later.]
[Getafe coach Eriksson expresses regret over the final penalty kick decision. ‘It would have been nice if the referee had checked the VAR himself.’]
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Supercopa de España.
A tournament in the form of a tournament where La Liga winners and runners-up teams, and Copa del Rey champions and runners-up teams gather.
Last season, Real Madrid finished third in the league. Our friendly neighbors Atlético Madrid won the league and finished runners-up in the Copa del Rey with one ticket left. Real Madrid, who finished third in La Liga, qualified for the tournament.
Accordingly, we had a match against Copa del Rey winners Athletic Club at the King Abdullah Sports City Stadium in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
“Athletic Bilbao…”
Athletic Club. This club, better known as Athletic Bilbao in Korea, is a very strange club. It is a club that has never been relegated from the 1st division along with Real Madrid and Barcelona while pursuing pure blood, and it is a Basque Country that has a strong desire for independence like Catalonia, so it is naturally not on good terms with Madrid.
“Jeju, is this your first match with the Athletic guys?”
“Oh, it’s amazing how amazing you played only when I was in disciplinary action.”
So, there is a derby match called El Viejo Clasico. Above all, the most curious thing is that among the teams participating in the Spanish La Liga Santander, it is one of the very few teams that did not meet the disciplinary striker, Jesus Joo.
How could it be so absurdly avoided, the South Korean soccer community called Athletic Bilbao a team with Inzaghi’s blessing.
“It’s nothing different, just beat those fucking Basques like the Catalans! Vaaaaa!!”
“Vaaaaa!!!!”
After spitting out a powerful shout at the spearhead of Sergio Pepe, who has a lot of local emotions, they were placed in their respective positions. At the sound of the referee’s whistle, Athletic Bilbao kicked off and the game started.
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Real Madrid corner kick situation.
As transfers of 21st century players were made according to the logic of the market and economy, the animosity between players in derby matches was greatly reduced.
Maybe that’s why, the derby match against pure-blooded Athletic Bilbao felt even more different.
A different atmosphere from Derby Madrileño. At least it was similar to El Clasico, but with a slightly different texture.
“Asshole bald bastard.”
“Fuck Etarra (a disparagement of the Basques), you are just IS bastards”
The hostility, not the fighting spirit, was clearly felt.
In particular, their hostility was particularly strong against Sergio Pepe, who was born in Madrid and known as the mother of Madridistas.
That hostility was revealed in violence on the ground during the game.
Puck-! Puck-! Puck-!
“Puta-! Madre!”
I met eyes with Sergio Pepe, who was beaten and surrounded by Athletic Bilbao players.
“Jejus-!”
Swish-
I turned away from Sergio Pepe’s desperate request for help.
You grow up fighting when you’re young.
