Chapter 58 – The Kimchi Pirates.
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The resurrected Iker Bravo showed great performance in the next match as well.
Match against Real Valladolid in the 18th round of the league. Real Madrid started beating Real Valladolid as soon as the match whistle blew.
[The Pass of the Lord Jesus Iker Bravo! Throw the ball away without catching it! Roberto Fabianski calmly finishes the ball he gave away!]
[Breathing is amazing. It moves organically as if it were one body.]
3 minutes later. This time, Iker Bravo, who received a pass from Joo Jesus, managed to score.
[Goal! Gooooohol! Real Madrid scores again just 3 minutes after scoring.]
[This time, the starting point is Joo Jesus. I put a very delicious pass into Iker Bravo’s space that was infiltrating.]
[Kya… This is actually the pass I was given!]
[Iker Bravo also calmly finished well.]
[Real Madrid vs. Real Valladolid Real Madrid starts leading the score 2: 0 in the first five minutes with the powerful firepower of Iker Bravo – Jesus Ju – Roberto Fabianski’s triangular formation.]
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[The game is over. Real Madrid! 5 goals in the first half alone bring an easy victory!]
After the match against Real Valladolid. The media poured stories about the explosive firepower of the resurrected Iker Bravo and Real Madrid trio.
[Resurrection of Iker Bravo? Real Madrid’s triangular squadron in action. Sink Real Valladolid with overwhelming firepower.]
[Real Madrid defeated Real Valladolid 5 vs 0 with Iker Bravo-Jesus-Roberto Fabianski triangle]
Once revived, Iker Bravo’s form never cooled down. This continued in the Champions League group stage 6 match against Fenerbahçe.
[Iker Bravo scores a key goal!]
[Iker Bravo told Coach Valverde that he would go to the game and lead young prospects! He finally puts a wedge into this match! Score 3: 1 If this happens, Fenerbahce will fall to the Europa League, being pushed by AS Roma!]
[He is a great player. He is a player whose performance has been noticeably declining since the end of last season. However, he changed his play style from the last game and appeared as a different player.]
[In the last game, rather than directly breaking through and finishing, I gave a pass to Jesus Joo and then freely changed his role according to Jesus Joo’s choice. In this game, Iker Bravo is playing the role that Joo Jesus should have played in the position of Joo Jesus.]
Beep- Beep- Beep!
[The Champions League group stage 6 match between Real Madrid and Fenerbahçe ended with Real Madrid’s victory. ]
[Of course, the MVP is awarded to this player, Iker Bravo.]
[It was Iker Bravo who performed so perfectly that it reminded me of Joo Jesus.]
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[The splendid revival of Iker Bravo. Real Madrid in full swing. Beating Fenerbahçe 3 vs 1 in the 6th leg of the Champions League group match.]
[Iker Bravo when asked about his playing style. ‘I’ve been thinking a lot about being excluded from the starting list. In the midst of the lack of focus compared to my prime and what I can do as a result, I wonder what I can do to help the team… And I found the answer to that question while training with Jejus during the last A-match schedule.
To be honest, I should say this before I get to the point. I was jealous of Jejus. His talent shined so brightly. He seemed well aware of that. So he harbored an ugly jealousy. However, after hanging out with him, he realized that he (Jeju’s) is a great player with a lot to see and learn from. In his first match with him and his team-mates after he moved to Madrid, the way he plays doesn’t make sense at all. To be honest, I still don’t fully understand… (Syncopation)
Anyway, so the best I can do is just give him a little more freedom in the game. It’s all about imitating him feebly. The more I looked at each of his plays, the more I understood the feelings of Roberto Fabianski, who praised Jejus.’]
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[Title: How many times is Iker Bravo the captain of the Kimchi Pirates? ]
(Interview with Praise the Lord Jesus by Iker Bravo)
Honestly, isn’t it the captain of the 1st division for jjambab?
└ What kind of jjambab do you give the captain to?
└ The captain of the 1st Division is Shut Up and Roberto Fabianski. Algan?
└ Roberto Fabianski is the root of the Kimchi Pirates
└ Will Pedro Rodriguez join the Kimchi Pirates?
└ Oh, he’s a bit vague, isn’t he?
└ Ha. Fuck assholes, I’ll organize and post.
[Title: Total Summary of the Kimchi Pirates Unrebutted]
1. Captain of the Kimchi Pirates, The god Kimchi. Lord Jesus.
2. Captain and Vice Captain of the 1st Division. Fanatic Roberto Fabianski.
(‘I don’t mind playing goalkeeper if I can play on the ground like him.’)
3. Captain of the 2nd division. Two Much Talker. Iker Bravo.
(Crazy bastard who only praised Jesus in the MVP interview for over 5 minutes.)
4. Captain of the 3rd division. Water-type Pokemon Luka Savevich
(Luca Savic quietly praying when Jeju scores)
5. Captain of the 4th division. Fire-type Pokémon Luis Garcia.
(Luis Garcia, who runs first when Jeju scores)
Honestly, I think that’s all there is to it.
I think Ceremony Breakers Vladimir Lazovic and Sergio Pepe could fit in too.
These guys still lack the kimchi power (belief) to become a captain.
I do not receive a response
P.S. Candidate for the next captain. Colchester United La Fabregas room for 3 people.
(A room of 3 promising players hugging Jeju’s signed uniform.)
└ To be honest, the faith of the captain of the 1st and 2nd divisions
└ How about Valverde?
└ It’s a manager, but it’s a little hard to put under a player haha
└ Chairman Núñez is also excluded for the same reason.
└ If you treble this season, I think you will take down President Núñez with your Jesus-type status.
└ HahaThe player on top of the venue… Just ju-men.
└ Up to the candidate for the next captain in Colchester. It’s perfect.
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The Real Madrid Kimchi Pirates gathered in the clubhouse to watch the draw for the Champions League round of 16.
“Oh… Why can’t I see Arsenal? Did you fall?”
Luka Savic answered my question in a calm tone.
“I couldn’t qualify for the Champions League because I was beaten by you in the last Champions League semi-final and my mentality exploded.”
“Ah… That’s why Man United is there. Man United, instead of Arsenal, must have qualified for the Champions League by finishing 4th.
“It’s Man United”
Ah…
As they huddled together to crack open snacks and chat, it was time to select Real Madrid opponents.
We looked at the lottery target with relaxed expressions.
Let Sergio Pepe, who has been to the bathroom, ask a question.
“Where are you left?”
Luka Savic replied automatically like a reply bot.
“Sid is Manchester City, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Bcid is Man Utd, Barça, and AS Roma, but Barça is in the same league as us and AS Roma is in the same group as us, so except for that, the only thing left is Man U. There is no lottery.”
Satisfied with the answer bot’s performance, Sergio Pepe smiled and nodded his head.
“Man United is good. They can’t play soccer uh? What, the Barcelona cubs were also Visids? “
“Surprisingly so.”
“Then who rose to first place in the group they belonged to?”
“It’s called Ajax.”
“You guys. We are losing to Ajax.”
Sergio Pepe, who spat out the words, realized that something was wrong with him too. He coughed quietly and changed the topic.
“Anyway, it will be difficult for Barcelona, the weakling, to advance to the quarterfinals. If the opponent is Manchester City or Munich”
“I see, since the lottery is over anyway. I’ll go first.”
I thought as I walked out of the clubhouse.
Man United is the opponent. Not bad.
I need to prepare in advance for Ringa-dong’s flute celebration.
Will Man United fans like it?
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Before the match.
League Round 19.
Real Madrid 0:0 Real Betis
Estadio Benito Villamarin, home of Real Betis. The crowd welcomed me when I showed up.
“Hey-! Jeju’s! In return for the beer I got last time, I’ll buy you a beer this time! Do it in moderation!”
The man I cheered for at the Santiago Bernabéu the other day caught my eye. I approached him and greeted him warmly.
“Hola! It’s been a while! How are you?”
Haha! I’m fine. Ah! That’s right. Congratulations on the safe birth of your child!”
“Gracias, next time you come to the Santiago Bernabéu, I’ll buy you a beer.”
“Haha, rather than beer, let’s lighten up today’s game”
“I’ll only score two goals.”
“Oh. Then we can win by scoring three goals. I’m going to tell the director. Let Jejus score two goals quickly and kick them off the ground.”
“That’s a good idea, I like to score effortlessly, too? Ah, now I need to go warm up. Nice to meet you. “
“Yeah, be careful not to get hurt and don’t forget to play the game!”
“Si”
After a conversation with the delightful uncle of Real Betis.
I started to warm up slowly.
After playing this game, it’s winter break.
I can’t even give you a break.
If it’s hard, isn’t it fine to take a break after being punished..?
