Chapter 50 – Vs AS Rome
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AS Roma is also an Italian team famous for its defense, so it was quite difficult to break through when they decided to lock it up.
Even if Roma’s spear is duller than that of Madrid, where I play, it’s not so blunt that even defenders are put into it aggressively.
The first half ended with a boring game.
Beep-! Beep!
The referee blows the whistle to end the first half. In contrast to the sweaty players on both teams, I entered the locker room dry and took a break.
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[The first half was normal, but it was boring, right?]
[Yes. You’re right. Real Madrid attacked and AS Roma were busy defending with their defensive line lowered. Then, when a pass miss occurred on the Real Madrid side, Roma tried to counterattack using Navas’ quick feet, but the goal was not scored.]
[Will Real Madrid be able to break down AS Roma’s solid walls? With the sound of the referee’s whistle, the second half of the Champions League group stage 4 match between Real Madrid and AS Roma begins!]
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2nd half 55 minutes
Real Madrid 0:0 AS Roma.
Compared to the first half, where only Spanish-style caress football continued. I could feel the tiredness of the Roma players. The Roma players started to react little by little. As if AS Roma coach Jose realized that fact, several players began warming up on the AS Roma bench.
“Luca!”
The defensive line is out of line due to the defender’s lack of concentration. Seizing the opportunity at that moment, I called for Luka Savic and received a pass.
“Jejus!”
Seeing the ball pass to me, Roberto Fabianski called my name and asked for a pass. Rather, the defender’s gaze briefly turned to Robbie. At that moment, when the shooting angle opened, he fired a powerful mid-range shot with his right foot.
Did the soccer ball land properly on the top of my foot?
A soccer ball makes the sound of a bomb exploding.
The sound of something being smashed came almost simultaneously.
Cuckoo-!
Quick-!
And. Put your face on that shot. Are you crazy
As soon as I saw the centre-back collapsed after being hit squarely in the face by a shot, I hurriedly signaled to the referee.
“Referee! Referee!”
The match was stopped and medical personnel were brought in from AS Roma’s bench. After the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, if symptoms of concussion are seen, it can be replaced immediately without a replacement card, so AS Roma was preparing a center back to be replaced immediately, shouting, “It’s honey.”
“Wow- the player collapsed. Look at the face of Director Roma. It’s so good. Is it a psycho?”
Unlike the Psycho Roman director, I, Lord Jesus, have a great personality. With a smile on his lips. He approached the downed AS Roma centre-back and offered words of comfort.
“I have come to tell you something good.”
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[While the match was stopped. AS Roma preparing substitutes. Japanese national player Takumi Shibasaki is waiting to be put on the touch line.]
└Director Are you a psycho bastard? Why are you laughing?
└ AS Roma coach famous for Psycho
└ The main character of the statement, ‘Women under B cup are men with long hair.’
└ HahaThis is crazy haha
└ At the league championship party, while looking at the wife of the leading player who led the league championship, this bastard said that good things should be shared.
└ You were a dog trash ;;
[Lord Jesus seems to be approaching AS Roma’s Leonardo DiMarco and examining his complexion. He is also the owner of a bright personality. He is the main Jesus player.]
└ Again, again, again Jesus, please don’t laugh like that
└ Still better than last time.
└ Better horn. Do you know the Tao, it’s a smile
└ Ah hahaI’ve seen smiles somewhere, but that was it.
[Leonardo DiMarco’s play was full of fighting spirit. It is said that the ball of Jesus Joo just came out at 138 km/h.]
[Uh. It’s scary. Putting your head on a ball that flew at that speed. Does that mean that the victory points are so desperate? I can feel Rome’s desperate determination for this game.]
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63 minutes in the second half.
Even with Rome’s desperate determination. There are a few things in this world that don’t work.
To name one of them,
It’s me It must be to prevent the Lord Jesus from scoring.
“Hala Madrid!”
Joo Jesus, who was wandering around the foot of the mountain in search of food for scoring, ran faster than anyone else in the chaotic situation in front of the gate and succeeded in pushing the ball straight into the goal.
“Smartphone!! Smartphone!!”
Against the backdrop of frustrated AS Roma players, I received a smartphone from the coach I had left it with. I took a selfie with the madridistas mad at my goal.
“… “
Let’s show the ceremony of Totti, who was a franchise star of their club and a one-club man. Although the players of AS Roma sent bloody eyes. Naturally, I didn’t care.
If you twist it, you guys will score too.
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[Jeju’s! Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~Goal~ Goal~ Goal~ Goal~]
[Jejus calmly bursts out goooooh!]
[I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it! Now, that scene comes out again. Takumi Shibasaki hit the back and refracted the ball, which suddenly appeared and Jejusu pushed it back, creating a oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! ]
[I really admire this player’s concentration. In fact, there are many saying that he is the type of striker that does not suit modern football. He is a player who scores in every game he plays. What does that matter!]
[You’re right. Oh! The ball blocked by Anthony goes to Jesus. Jejus easily beat one person. Jejus Jejus Jejus Ankara Jejus Ankara Jejus Ankara Jejus Ankara Jejus Ankara Jejus Ankara Jejus ! Ankara Jeju’s!!! ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[All I can do is laugh!! AS Roma’s 6 defenders are broken in turn, and even the keeper cheats and succeeds in scoring!! It was a scene where AS Roma players looked like newborn babies!]
[I can’t believe it, I really can’t believe it. Exorbitant! Really great! It’s play! Jejus scores an extra goal in just 3 minutes!]
[¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! ¡Perfecto! Truly Messi’s only successor recognized by Messi!]
[The Real Madrid crowd cheers. Real Madrid’s second goal! The moment you need to score, their gods solve it!]
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Second half 70 minutes
Real Madrid 2:0 AS Roma.
I don’t remember exactly when, but in the past, when I was playing for AS Roma. There was a day against Real Madrid at the Santiago Bernabeu away.
Pop-!
On that day, as now, I scored a goal with a non-stop volley shot by putting my foot on the ball that flowed out of Ter Neuer’s punching.
Rocking-
A fantastic volley puts the Santiago Bernabéu in silence. Having succeeded in scoring after breaking through world-class goalkeeper Ter Noyer, I ran to coach Valverde and grabbed his head and asked him to leave.
“Vamos!!! Hat trick! Leave work! Vamos!!!”
“… Is it Jeju’s own goal?”
Excited about the fantastic goal, I grabbed and shook Valverde’s head. It was only then that I remembered that I had shaken the net of Real Madrid thanks to Coach Valverde with a shy expression.
Ah… I made a mistake.
Still, one shot was amazing. Admit?
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[What the F*ck!!! Oh my gosh, look at that shoot! The ball, which I thought was flying outside, fell at some point and shook the goal.]
[Jeju’s shooting ability. Although even game companies know. In today’s game against AS Roma, shooting was on a different level. The crowd at the Santiago Bernabéu is stunned and speechless.]
[Unbelievable. It’s an absolutely unbelievable goal. Real Madrid’s third goal, and Jejus completing a hat-trick… It’s not. It is Jeju’s own goal. ]
[… Yes? Oh. That’s right, Jesus. A fantastic own goal. It was a perfect shot. It’s really unfortunate that this award didn’t receive the Puskas Award.]
[Perhaps a new award will be awarded after him at the Ballon d’Or. It’s a Jeju statue that scored a fantastic own goal.]
[Jesus’ name is too heavy to ridicule with such an award.]
[… I made a mistake.]
[It’s okay. Madridistas will understand. Maybe.]
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Game over
Real Madrid 2:1 AS Roma.
Score: Jejus ’63’ , ’65’ : OG ’70’ Jejus
[Coach Valverde saw Jeju’s own goal. ‘ No problem. Anyway, we won and got 3 points. Jejus did not even receive a yellow card. I am satisfied with the outcome of the match.’]
[In response to the reporter’s question, why did Jesus hit the goal of Real Madrid’s fantastic Bali own goal? ‘The little child inside of me called the striker. He exclaimed. He said he would hit the shot.’]
[Jejus with a confident expression. ‘If there is a player who doesn’t volley in that situation, he probably isn’t a 100% striker.’]
[Jesus with a shameless expression. ‘It has been proven today that I can score in any situation.’]
[Goalkeeper Ter Neuer whose clean sheet record was broken by Jeju’s own goal. ‘The moment I saw the celebration where he scored an own goal and grabbed the manager’s head and shook it, I was dumbfounded and didn’t even get angry.’]
[Luis Garcia, known as a close colleague of Jeju. ‘I told you. Jejus must be a crazy bastard.’]
[Roberto Fabianski opened his mouth about Jeju’s own goal. ‘ It was a really beautiful trajectory. I will try my best to score goals like that someday.”
[Roberto Fabianski, a fanatical fanatic, spitting bitter words at a reporter who told him that the scene was an own goal. ‘We are strikers. Shaking the net is a person whose job it is. Anyway, didn’t Jejus shake the net?’]
