Chapter 44 – How to Avoid Calling a Match
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Surprisingly, my God’s Hand incident passed smoothly.
[Royal Spanish Football Association RFEF, Jeju’s Hand of God? The picture is blurry, so it is impossible to determine it accurately.]
Wow. Don’t punish me for this Well, the punishment for pinching is ambiguous. It wasn’t like I was slapped with a no-look elbow or slapped on the back of the head with the palm of my hand.
[The Spanish Royal Football Association RFEF did not punish punishments for the success of the league.]
Of course. Hate Real Madrid or. The racist reporters who hate me started blaming the RFEF for not disciplining me for commercial purposes.
The Royal Spanish Football Association has consistently responded to the controversy and crushed all backlash.
So while the Royal Spanish Football Association is squashing the controversy. I go to work for the club. During the match A, I exchanged greetings with the key players leaving the club.
“Ay! Goodbye Luca!”
“Jeju, aren’t you going to the A match again?”
“I have to babysit. How am I going to match A?”
I didn’t respond to the national university call this year either. If you hadn’t joined the A match last season as an excuse to adapt to the league.
This season, with the birth of Score, he expressed his intention not to join A match for childcare.
[Lord Jesus rejects the call of the nation.]
With that remark, a reporter with a noble mind who took sacrifice for the country rather than family well-being for granted chewed me up with an article. The community users who received my sponsorship (chicken) took the lead and started clearing the trash.
└ Did the reporter turn around?
└ Sacrifice your baby first.
└ How about going to the army one more time?
└ ㄹㅇ People say that the population is declining and it is a security risk. I have to go when the country calls.
That’s why I managed the public sentiment by feeding chicken to the community. Will that trashy be able to beat those who just eat and fight in the community?
[This article has been deleted.]
[The comment window has been blocked.]
In the end, the article went down due to the firepower of community users, and I thought while looking at the internet newspaper that had even blocked the comment window for other articles.
Well. Giving up is quick
I thought I could hold out a little longer.
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[Official press conference on the controversy over the selection of Jesus Joo by the Football Association, ‘Soccer players are people too. We must respect their lives.’]
The Football Association, which read public sentiment faster than anyone else, supported my will. I definitely feel that Dushik hyung is good at sabasaba. Before I knew it, I was with the executives of the Chukhyup and my brother and sister.
I hope Dusik hyung will tell me what the executives say.
“They will break through the A match on their own. I heard that you only want to get through the round of 16 in the World Cup finals?”
I thought to myself about Dusik hyung’s words.
The kids who will be fired soon anyway are looking at a very distant future.
“Tell me that my goal is the quarterfinals.”
Anyway, thanks to Dusik hyung’s Savasaba. I was able to film various interviews and content videos that poured into me while raising my child at leisure.
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[Who was your childhood soccer hero?]
“Cristiano Ronaldo.”
[Yes? Didn’t you say you liked Messi more than Ronaldo?]
“As a footballer, I think the greatest player is Messi, but as a child, the only football hero for me was Cristiano Ronaldo. I decided to become a soccer player while watching the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. At that time, Ronaldo did his best with one assist and defense against Portugal. Thanks to that, Korea was able to advance to the round of 16. Watching Ronaldo’s fighting spirit on TV, I felt like he was a hero.”
The interview ended with the interviewer making a dumbfounded expression behind.
In the balance game that took place the next day, I answered the questions quickly while maintaining a firm appearance.
“Oh. You’ve been picking very fast so far. How was the overall difficulty of the questions?”
“It was so easy. I didn’t even have to think about it.”
“Okay. Then I’ll ask you a question on the highest difficulty level. Is that okay?”
“Si”
“Which country do you like better?”
[Japan vs. China]
“…”
Do you want to fight
Anything besides that. Participated as a guest commentator in the Euro qualifier matches.
“I can’t believe I’m next to you right now! Madrid’s Shin Jeju, who plays for Real Madrid, is with us. It’s an honor to meet you. Jeju’s”
“Hola, nice to meet you.”
He evaluated the play of his teammates very fairly.
15 minutes in the first half.
Criticize the counterattack chance that was not discovered due to Luis Garcia’s narrow vision of his.
“Ah. Lewis’s field of vision is also narrow. And his passing skills his are also deteriorating. Can’t you just give a pass like that over there?”
He criticized the scene for failing to score from a free kick from a good position.
“Hey, if it were me, I’d put that in.”
He showed consolation to his teammate who was shedding tears after defeat.
“Ah. Croatia by Luka Savic. I put on a really great performance. We lost unfortunately to Spain. It’s okay. Croatia. There are still many matches left! All you have to do is go up in the preliminaries, go to the finals and get revenge on Spain!”
“····Well. Jejus I’m just saying it just in case. Our broadcast is a Spanish broadcast.”
What. Are you asking for a biased relay?
Anyway, while I was on the sidelines during A matches. Dusik hyung asked for a contract as the main sponsor of Colchester United.
1.5 billion won per year, and 2 billion won when promoted to the 4th division, a very unconventional amount for a 5th division. Yuna’s nutube channel, which was the main sponsor of the Colchester United kit, was carefully moved to the left sleeve.
“Your brother is so good at his job, can’t you give him the job as a general manager?”
“Hyung should be my agent, what a general manager. And I already got the captain.”
“What? Who! Some bastard is taking my place!”
“Jorginho”
“… You’re a wonderful person.”
Doo-sik hyung might have thought of Jorginho showing off his angry muscles. He smiled awkwardly and stuck out his thumb.
By the way, when I was offered the position of general manager. Jorginho, who was worried about the low salary. During this A-match break, he tasted parenting hell and accepted the general manager position I suggested.
-Jorginho: Shit. If I could not have children, I would be the captain of the 10th division, not the 5th division.
-God’s Hand: Then can I match the salary for the 10th division?
-Jorginho: (muscle picture) Oh? Jejus, what can I say again? I didn’t see it because I was working out.
-Hand of God: Mmm. Your muscles are great Good day.
-Jorginho: Okay. Have a nice day to you too. I have to go get the kids snacks.
Unlike what he looks like, Jorginho is a family man.
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[Colchester United signs a main sponsorship contract with Haechi, a famous snack brand in Korea.]
On the 15th (Korean time), Colchester United, known to Korean fans after Joo Jesus took over, announced that it had signed a sponsorship contract with Haechi, a famous Korean confectionery company.
Hatch has signed a main sponsorship contract with Colchester United and is known to have signed a contract of 2 billion in the event of a promotion of 1.5 billion a year.
The head of global marketing who led the deal said that he believed that a sponsorship deal with Colchester United would help Hatch advance into the global market.
In addition, it is said that he will invite Colchester United to play in July next year.
└ And. Donna have money left Spending 1.5 billion on a 5th division team.
└ I guess it’s marketing that believes in one Lord Jesus.
└ ㄹㅇ If Joo Jesus shows up at a Colchester United event wearing a uniform, it’s a piece of cake.
└By the way, where can I watch the Colchester match?
└ (Illegal gambling site) here.
└ Mch bastard. It’s an illegal betting site.
└ No, I don’t know where to look, so fuck you, look at it here too haha
└ Go to the club’s official website and pay to see it.
└ Thank you!
[Bakery company Hatch, distributes video season tickets for Colchester United, run by world-class striker Joo Jesus, through a lottery!]
└ If you are bored in the football community or Hasam Jesus in the community during this time to participate, Colchester United video season tickets are being distributed.
└ Did you watch the game? Are you good at Colchester United football?
└ Yes. The La Fabrica kids are so good. I feel that there is a wall of talent that cannot be crossed in the world.
└ I want to watch just one game.
└ Community go. If you post ‘Jesus hyung, give me a match ticket so that I can only watch one Colchester match’, they shoot right away.
└ Thank you. But it’s only 8,000 won, so I’ll just buy it and see it. Can’t you see this on TV? I’m going to watch it with my girlfriend on the weekend.
└ Lol Crazy bastard, he explained kindly, but when he said he had a girlfriend, he pressed down and disappeared lol
└ I feel like it’s a novel because I’m watching it with my girlfriend.
└ Ah! My girlfriend likes soccer.
└ The rain that went up quietly..
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[Shocking defeat in A match. Is it the incompetence of the livestock cooperative or the limitation of the valley generation?]
[Again, the corruption of the livestock cooperative broke out. How far has the chukhyeop rotted?]
└ This is absurd. When did the corrupt bastards crawl back into the Chukhyeop?
└ Ah fuck Jesus, just announce your retirement from the national team!
└ Yes, let’s just retire from the national team and play happy football in Madrid.
└ If this brother hadn’t participated in the finals, he would have just told me to become a naturalized citizen.
└ Then I couldn’t go to Madrid.
└ Ah. That’s right.
[Football Association Chairman Jeong Do-jeon goes on a knife in anger., ‘I apologize to the people. We will achieve a personnel renewal of the Football Association through extensive reforms.’]
└ Did you see the expression on the press conference? I must have gone crazy.
└ Yes, but the nation of atrocities won’t change~ After 4 years, you’ll crawl in again and grab a seat~
