Chapter 41 – Everyday Life
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[Real Madrid defeats Granada 5:0.]
[Lord Jesus achieves a hat-trick against Granada and makes the prophecy a success.]
[Lord Jesus, who is on the list of 30 Ballon d’Or candidates, what is the possibility of Lord Jesus winning the Ballon d’Or?]
[What is the strongest obstacle to Jesus Christ winning the Ballon d’Or? Yusupa Mukoko, who led Germany to win the World Cup!]
[Jesus, who led La Decimoquinta in Real Madrid, vs. Yusupa Mukoko, who announced the revival of the German tank corps by oiling rusty tanks]
└ ‘The Football’ Jesus type should get this
└ㄹㅇ ㅋ He is a soccer player himself, so of course he should get it!
└ Gazua! Ballon d’Or Gaza!!
└ Wow, gukppong is really cold.
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I quietly closed the community.
The word “Jesus” Is floating around in the Korean community.
They say it’s a word used when you’re trying to get an answer that doesn’t fit the question and say something like a second grader.
What. This is the life of a superstar.
Knowing how to enjoy people’s envy and jealousy is the attitude of a superstar, right?
I posted this feeling as it is on social media.
@Lord_Jesus_9 Official ★
The life of a superstar.
It’s so easy for me
Because I am ‘The Football’ Jejus.
└ Is this hyung still in the second grade?
└ Oh! Marry me, lovely Jejus!
└Lord_Jesus_9 : I’m sorry, but the only things I can love are soccer, Yuna, and my soon-to-be-born child.
└ (Vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit)
└ (Vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit) (vomit)
└Wow! I can’t stand this. Bro, you’re so disgusting!
└ (Vomit) (vomit) (vomit)
└ It’s so funny haha Foreigners are wearing vomiting emojishaha
└ Is this a global village?
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After we finished our recovery training, we gathered at the shooting site for a review of the EA SPORTS FC 40 players’ abilities requested by the game company EA.
Although FIFA expressed displeasure at the news that our Madrid was filming an EA SPORTS FC player stat review.
Great Real Madrid. Even though he was almost punished by UEFA for not supporting PC history in the past. The real man club that didn’t support it saying that it didn’t feel a reason to openly support it until the end, FIFA should only do FIFA’s work. This is the club’s job. Don’t meddle in the club’s affairs. Leaving behind a saying.
I accepted EA’s conditions and started shooting content videos.
To be honest, even FIFA has nothing to say.
It’s not UEFA, why the hell FIFA? And the game that they made and released.
It’s full of bugs, so no one is playing it, but where is your conscience to ask you to use it as content?
Anyway, 18 years is a long time for FIFA.
Now slowly put your head on. Let’s start negotiating with EA again. I still don’t understand what kind of game the federation was going to develop.
Soon, preparations for filming are completed.
A young female host, seated facing the players, began to host.
“Just look at the stats of the card and match the person. Here’s the first player. Who could it be?”
80 Pac | 89 DRI
78 SHO | 68 DEF
91 PAS | 48 PHYs
As soon as I saw that card.
I expressed my thoughts.
“First of all, since he is in his 40s, he cannot be used as a player card at all. It’s a complete crap card.”
Although I could feel Luka Savic’s gaze sharpening at my remarks his.
To be honest, you don’t use your cards when you play games because your cards suck.
Anyway. Is it because I opened the door?
We used to criticize each other’s cards.
“Jejeje, it’s obvious that Luka is a weakling”
Lucas Garcia making fun of Luka Savic’s physical fight.
His card His was opened next to Luka Savic.
38 Pac | 82 DRI
82 SHO | 68 DEF
89 PAS | 65PHY
Luka Savich, filled with venom, opened his mouth.
“I don’t know who this player is. It’s too slow. This is a card I would never use. Are you a soccer player? Even if you put a pig in it, it will be faster than that.”
Following Luca’s remarks, let me add.
“Personally, I think this player’s passing ability is overrated. I think the pass is 70? I guess it’s about I think EA officials will have to revise the stats.”
Louise’s face turned red with anger.
“Puta! Bastards!”
Before I knew it, the content for matching players turned into a spin-off.
And end this war.
My card appeared.
84 PAC | 98 DRI
99 SHO | 7 DEF
92 PAS | 80PHY
“Once you’re on defense, you can tell he’s a kid who doesn’t help the team at all.”
“Lucca does what I say. Personally, I can’t believe this player’s shooting is 99! Didn’t EA check how many water rockets this bastard fired into my fantastic pass?”
Haha. Look at what these bastards have been through.
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Real Madrid 1:0 Valencia
15 minutes in the first half.
[Wow. Is this really the Luka Savic player we knew? It is very tough!]
└ What is that? Is this the diver Luca we knew?
└ Wow. It won’t fall over and protect the ball
[In the past, he passed the ball to Luis Garcia while holding on to the foul that would have just fallen.]
[Louis Garcia. After calmly peeling off the defenders, he leisurely passes to Joo Jesus!!.]
[Lord Jesus! Shoot right away! To Roberto Fabianski without doing it!! Roberto Fabianski straight shot!!! Return to the Lord Jesus again!!]
[Lord Jesus who received the return pass! The Valencia goalkeeper is off balance right now! Just look in the opposite direction from the keeper and shoot! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!! Joo Jesus scores the 4th goal in the league!]
└ Wow.. It’s fucking crazy.
└ It’s like watching Barcelona in the 2000s. He’s really good
[Real Madrid is too strong! We scored 2 goals in 15 minutes in the first half!]
[In fact, what scares me more than the number of goals is the relaxed and calm attitude of the Real Madrid players!
I calmly conceded the ball to players who had a better chance than myself in front of the goal!]
[If you look at the foreign media, when you see Real Madrid’s matches, they often say that they are so elaborate that they look like mechanical devices. As the saying goes, it is Real Madrid that is successfully scoring goals.]
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Match result
Real Madrid 5: 1 Valencia
Goals: Jejus (6, 15, 28), Roberto Fabianski (45, 67): Joao Mario (89)
[Real Madrid beat Valencia 5:1.]
[Real Madrid’s unstoppable attack! Re-implementation of the legendary tactics of the 1st Galactico era!]
[Real Madrid in a 2-2-4-2 formation traps and beats Valencia.]
[Director Valverde shrugged at the reporter’s question, concerned about the risk of adventurous tactics, saying, ‘What does that matter? Our defense consists of Ter Noyer, a world-class goalkeeper, and Madrid’s ironclad duo of Vladimir Lazovic and Sergio Pepe. Even if they break through and lose
There is Jejus, who is called the god of soccer, and Roberto Fabianski, a fanatic. If one goal is scored, Jeju will score a hat-trick and Roberto Fabianski will score multiple goals. Then, a 5-to-1 victory like today is possible.’]
[Raphael Obrador, a fullback who played as a side midfielder, heard the manager’s voice the moment he was about to go down to defend in a counterattack situation. The coach will put me in the 2nd team if I come down below the half line!! He shouted. It was such a strange and strange feeling that he didn’t have to worry about defending.’]
[Another fullback side midfielder, Alejandro Jimenez, ‘It was nice to be able to watch Jeju’s play from a little closer. It is an honor to be able to record assists in his scoring.’]
[Jesus opened up about the director’s tactics. ‘The coach came to me and asked if this tactic would work. I answered the director. I’m the tactic soon. Upon hearing that, the manager filled the lineup for the corresponding tactic without hesitation.’]
[Jeju’s additional remarks, ‘Honestly, I never dreamed that I would take that remark seriously. I don’t think I should joke with the director from now on.’]
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I quietly watched as Yuna immersed herself in her new hobby her. Even though it was the birth date of her soon, Jeok-ki grew up in Yuna’s stomach without much trouble.
Yuna calmly lies on the bed and plays FM on her smartphone her.
She started playing Football Manager, the three major devil’s games, for her You Tube video shoot, and then became a true FM user.
“How about a player named Yanuzhai?”
When Yuna got curious while playing the game, she took her eyes off her smartphone and asked me, a well-informed person, about a promising player. Then, I accurately judged whether or not that player was going to play in the first division.
“He? No root at all Do you think there will be an older girlfriend with big breasts who will reveal her money on the subject of a prospect?”
“Girlfriend with big breasts!! He’s a completely rootless bird… He’s a bastard!!”
Yuna, who pressed the seizure button in a strange part, released her prospect as her as it was.
Seeing Yuna like that.
Suddenly, FM is so much fun? I thought.
It reminded me of a phrase in her self-development book that her family her is more harmonious when her husband and wife share the same hobbies.
Still, with a light heart, “Isn’t real FM more fun than game FM?”
With the help of her grandfather her next door to her.
Sounded out the takeover of a club in England’s lower leagues.
“It’s a good idea. If you don’t have enough capital, I’ll add it to you.”
“Capital is fine. I’m going to take over the lower league, ah! Instead, send La Fabrica prospects on loan.”
[Real Madrid’s Jejus begin negotiations to take over Colchester United of the British National (5th division) league.]
[Jejus. ‘If the acquisition is successful, I will spare no investment.’]
Come to think of it, I know the future, but why haven’t I managed the club until now?
