Chapter 36 – Preseason
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The 2038 – 2039 season is over. On the news of the Champions League top scorer of Jesus Christ. All kinds of communities started to burn.
But among them, the hottest place.
It was a community known to be frequented by Lord Jesus.
[Title: Wow. Is it true that the crazy Champions League top scorer is a Korean? Isn’t that a novel?]
ㅇㅇ It’s a mulberry dog.
– 16 years ago, when he became the top scorer in the Korean Premier League, that sound came outhaha
– ㅅㅅ But the bike kick is crazyhaha
– A crazy guy who can’t be beaten by soccer.
[Title: Jesus comforts Bayern Munich players]
(Hey, are you crying? Jjk.)
ㅇ Inseong A.
– Does that fit on top? Is your face grim?
– No, how can a person’s expression look like a badger planting poisonous mushrooms in a tower?
– They look exactly the same lol
[Title: Urgent Breaking News. Real Madrid pre-season visit to Korea.]
(Link to article)
– Is Jesus running clearly written in the contract? He’s like little Ronaldo, so if it’s not written in the contract, I don’t think he’ll play even if he dies.
Haha
└ What kind of honorary Portuguese is this brotherhahaBarcelona fans call it Little Figo and Korean fans call it Little Ronaldohaha
└Fuck you talk too much, bastards.
└ Nice to meet you, Jesus type.
└Are you a real Joo-Jesus player?
└Sniff sniff. What does this smell like? Oh my God, this smells like a soft newbie!
└ Remember that Jesus is the only one who is black.
└ AhhahaI didn’t serve chicken these days, so people were upset. Turn the chicken quickly. Then he gets his black armband confiscated?
[Title: Little Ronaldo is scheduled for a no-show at the Seoul World Cup Stadium. So, your kids never come.]
Jg b
HahaThis hyung is angryhaha
└ No, but little Ronaldo said too muchhaha
└ ㄹㅇ Inseong said he was a little Ronaldo, but how can you stand ithaha
-Honestly, Jesus brother’s personality is 100 times better. This hyung still knows what fan service is. It’s on a different level from Ipyeondu.
└Account
└Xxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx Citizens! Thank you brother
└ Ah, my stomach hurts from the fucking flatterer eating chicken.
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[Official. Real Madrid visit]
The news of Real Madrid’s visit to Korea was released today.
Real Madrid’s visit to Korea was carried out secretly from the time they recruited Joo Jesus, and it was made at the invitation of Oh Sung Electronics, who signed a new sponsorship contract with Real Madrid.
Real Madrid announced on the 15th (Korean time) through the club’s official channel that it had planned a Northeast Asian tour, including Korea, China and Japan.
Real Madrid’s Northeast Asian tour will first stop in China to play a match, then play a match against Suwon Ohseong in Korea before moving on to Japan.
However, Joo Jesus, who won the Champions League top scorer, said in an interview with China in the past that he would pass China for safety reasons and plan to play in Korea and Japan.
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While the Republic of Korea is buzzing about the news of Real Madrid’s visit to Korea. The Real Madrid squad started going on vacation one by one.
“Ay! Amigo!! See you in Correa!”
“Si have a nice holiday”
Let’s say goodbye to our teammates one last time before the break, get out of the clubhouse and head home. I saw Yuna waiting in front of the porch wearing sunglasses the size of her face.
Actually, the initial plan for this vacation was to spend it at home because Yuna was pregnant.
Emirates, the main sponsor of Real Madrid, lent me a private plane.
I changed my vacation plan to tour around nearby resorts on the private plane.
After boarding the private plane, Yuna, who was chirping, fell asleep before she knew it. After tidying Yuna’s messy hair, I browsed my article on her smartphone.
[Jesus sniper, Javier Marias transferred to Barcelona.]
[Roberto Fabianski, who moved to Real Madrid, ‘It’s an honor to play together in the same team as Jeju.’]
I saw articles on social media saying that Javier Marias, who publicly sniped me, had moved to Barcelona, and that Roberto Fabianski, who admired me, had joined Real Madrid.
But why is there no article about me?
Strangely sad
The community burns all day with my story.
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[Title: Jesus looks happy.]
(Jesus hyung traveling Europe with Yuna)
Envy you. Forget our comusers. You are having a rewarding vacation. Our Chukbongies can’t forget the warm chicken sent by Hyung and remain here.
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
HahaWhat is this crap
– Don’t imitate Yuna.
– It’s disgusting when a boy uses an emoticon like thathaha
[Title: I know it’s exciting, but if a Jesus-type child is a son.]
Next-generation national ace
Please make lots of plans for Jesus-type children!
If you give birth to 11 children, there will be 11 national aces.
– There is no way to play soccer well just because you are 2 years old.
– I know it, but honestly, I’m looking forward to it.
– That’s right.
– Even if it’s only 1/10th of Jesus hyung, it’s a fucking success ㅠㅠ
[Title: The community is burning with Jesus-type today.]
Oh I want to see a Real Madrid game soon!
I want to see Jesus run!!
– ㅇㅇ This hyung didn’t even come to the national university, so he can’t do intuitionhaha
– Is it correct to run like Jesus? The other day, you got angry and made a fuss about saying no show.
HahaAre you really going to say no-show?
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Since my vacation is over and I am not participating in the Chinese schedule, I decided to visit Korea before the Madrid players.
“Hey. Can I go too?”
“I’ll call you every day, so my Yuna, do you watch your brother score goals at home?
Soothe the whining Yuna.
“Because I’m your sister!”
Arrive at Madrid Barajas International Airport and Incheon International Airport, which has restored direct flights. There was a huge crowd of people welcoming me.
“Wow! Champions League top scorer!”
“Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus!”
Considering that fan service is the foundation of being a professional player, I faithfully responded to their requests for autographs and photos.
“Joo Jesus!! I’m a real fan! The overhead kick in the Champions League final was really cool! The moment I saw it, my whole body shuddered!”
Haha. Thank you. Uh. What’s your name?”
“Kim Seon-woo!”
Anyway. As I signed autographs and took photos at the fans’ request, I quickly became the face of the reporters.
[Lord Jesus, already a star disease? Ignoring reporters’ requests for interviews.]
The reporter who filmed me signing autographs for fans that day posted an article, and it turned out to be a good thing.
[Lord Jesus for great fan service. Even though there was a huge crowd, he smiled and gave autographs to all of them.]
└ Thank you for the true article ㅠㅠ
└ There are really a lot of piglets.
└ Star bottle oops, that bastard is disgusting.
└ Don’t be angry. The reporter’s identity and Instagram have already been stolen.
Under. I can hear the sound of rising advertising costs from here.
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The next day after returning home. I went to the orphanage where I grew up first with a gift from Oseong.
Kiik-
Let’s carefully open the door that feels stiff because of the rubber stuck in the door gap.
“I’m here.”
Eunha, who had lost contact with Yuna for a while, came running as soon as she saw me.
“Jesus brother!!!”
Starting with that kid, the other kids started running towards me.
“Beep beep”
“Break it!”
“Keeeeek!”
I quickly unwrapped the gift.
[OHSUNG. Galactico Edition]
“Kids. My brother has something to talk about with his mother. He’s playing with this.”
“Wow- Jesus hyung is the best!!”
The children who received my gift shared it with a smile and then dispersed in an instant. Eunha, who was the only one left standing next to me, cautiously asked.
“Jesus brother. Can I contact him?”
“Of course. Can you give me your cell phone?”
Enter the number into your phone with a smile on your face. Eunha expressed her thanks with a bright expression.
“Thank you!”
That day, I was able to talk comfortably with my mother thanks to the smartphone provided by Ohsung. Say hello to each other and say hello. After talking about this and that, I ended up talking about Dushik-hyung’s current situation.
“Is Dushik doing well?”
“Are you still not in touch?”
“I’m good at keeping in touch, but I’m worried about whether we’ll get along well after reuniting and not fighting.”
“Well. He still lives in captivity, but someone has to catch him.”
My mother, too, took a bitter look at my opinion and nodded her head in agreement.
I left the nursery and returned to the hotel, saying goodbye to my mother and her children.
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[Real Madrid team visiting Korea, ‘Is this Jeju’s country?’]
[Sergio Pepe exclaims in awkward Korean. ‘Come on, la, me, la. M. M. M. M. M.’]
[A fan who burst into laughter at Sergio Pepe’s self-introduction tells the truth to Pepe, who realizes the strangeness.]
[The one who realized the truth, ‘I have to have a sincere conversation with Jeju today. Maybe he will miss the game the day after tomorrow.’]
[Louis Garcia, carefully asks the fan who signed the autograph what Joo Jesus told him. ‘What does it mean to get my pass zoneX?’]
[Louis Garcia, who heard the meaning, ‘I think I should join the conversation.’]
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Seoul World Cup Stadium.
47 minutes into the second half.
Suwon Five Star Bluewings 2 : 4 Real Madrid
I was caught on the screen watching the game while sitting on a bench wearing a vest. The spectators at the Seoul World Cup Stadium started shouting desperately.
“If you don’t run, your personality is Ronaldo!!!!”
