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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 254

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 254

Chapter 254 – Side Story 88: The Lord Jesus Speaks the Truth.

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“Whoa…”

Luka Savic calmed his rough breathing. Before he knew it, his aging body was signaling the end of his career.

“Amigo!”

The Lord Jesus approached Luka Savic, who was catching his breath, with a satisfied smile.

“It was the best pass.”

Luka Savic’s eyes were momentarily colored with joy at the praise of the Lord Jesus.

“Okay? It was a mistake. Thank goodness.”

He spoke with an effortless expression.

Even though it wasn’t a mistake, the reason I said it was a mistake wasn’t shame.

It was just the veteran’s best effort to leave the field without any regrets.

This is because he was afraid that he would be deluded and reverse his retirement and later be remembered as a player who had an ugly end in the memory of the Lord Jesus.

‘There is a time for everything, and retreat is also the same.’

That was Luka Savic’s idea.

And it was the decision of a veteran midfielder who is now an old man.

“But this is enough.”

Luka Savic looked at the back of the Lord Jesus and quietly recited. In his mind, all the moments he played while wearing the Real Madrid uniform passed quickly.

He met good people, built good relationships, and achieved unbelievable achievements.

The desire to play more on the field still remains in his heart.

“Okay, this is enough.”

Unfortunately, my body no longer followed suit. Luka Savic tried to console his mind and decided to retire.

After much deliberation, I have finally decided to retire.

Freed from his worries, Lukasavić felt his body relax. He started walking across the ground with light steps.

“Jesus! “Give me the ball!”

“Louis, damn you… Huh? Luca?”

“Give me the ball!”

“Uh? Uh.”

He didn’t hesitate to do things he wouldn’t normally do. A smile appeared on Luka Savic’s face when he saw Jesus being taken aback by the sudden request for a pass.

Luka Savic, who received the ball from the embarrassed Joo Jesus, started dribbling toward the Real Sociedad camp with a confident expression.

“… Was it an infectious disease?”

Valverde’s voice was heard, embarrassed by the sudden action. Although Luka Savic could not understand what Valverde meant, he could sense that he did not mean anything good.

‘Well, what do you think? I’m planning to retire after this season. What’s there to pay attention to? And anyway, Jejus is on the ground, right? It seems like they are playing haphazardly in the game and pretending not to care about winning or losing, but if you know it, Jejus has a stronger desire to compete than anyone else. If I make a mistake, they will score an extra goal.’

After thinking about it, Lukasavić felt refreshed, but he considered himself lucky. I was able to play on the same team as such a great player who guaranteed comfort and victory just by his presence.

“I’m definitely lucky.”

And after a while Luka Savic once again nodded his head and thanked himself for his good fortune. In his eyes, he saw Kim Dong-jun rolling around on the ground after colliding with the Lord Jesus.

***

[Luka Savic appears to be in good condition. The pass success rate is crazy.]

[Luka Savic shows a 97% pass success rate to date. Real Madrid’s maestro is perfectly commanding the game!]

[With 3 minutes remaining until the end of the first half, Real Madrid has a 1-goal lead! Luis Garcia delivers the ball to Luka Savic in the half space!]

[Luka Savic! Moving forward! Luka Savic! Savich! Are you hitting me like that?! No! A surprise cutback pass to Joo Jesus penetrating into the penalty box!!]

[Goooool-!! The Lord Jesus succeeds in gently pushing it in!! Real Madrid starts to lead by 2 points!!]

[This is Luka Savic, pushing the ball to Joo Jesus at perfect timing.]

[Hey! It would have been nice to finish it myself! He is not greedy and is willing to give in to a player in a better position and with a higher chance of scoring!]

└ Wow, what the hell, why did Luka Savic suddenly become a soccer expert?

└ ㄹㅇㅋ It seems like I’m just kicking the ball, but I can’t block it.

└ I used to feel like a Taoist, but I think I became stronger after growing a beard.

***

Luca’s passing has definitely changed.

Did that bastard scold you and say it was a mistake?

Well, Luca’s personality was a bit reserved to begin with.

If it were Luis Garcia, he would have been busy bragging like a rabid dog.

I walked around the field comparing Luis Garcia and Luka Savic in my head.

“Jesus, give me the ball you son of a bitch!”

“Jesus, give me the ball!”

The two pass shuttles at me asked for a pass as if I had been drugged.

I just ignored it and hit a mid-range shot.

The shot, which was placed well on the top of the foot, quickly flew into the Real Sociedad goal.

“A c-. “It’s too frontal.”

But the course wasn’t good. The ball almost headed directly in front of the keeper.

Real Sociedad’s goalkeeper was trying to catch the ball, but when he realized that the power of the ball was stronger than he thought, he urgently turned to swat it away.

Teok-!

The Real Sociedad goalkeeper succeeded in calmly hitting the shot outside the goal line.

The referee declared a corner kick for Real Madrid.

“Lewis, I’ll kick it.”

“… Yes, you kick it.”

And then something unbelievable happened during a corner kick situation.

Luis Garcia gave up a corner kick at the request of Luka Savic, who seemed to be in good condition.

I was embarrassed by Luis Garcia’s behavior. It is hard to believe that Luis Garcia, who is greedy himself, would readily give up a set piece.

“What are you doing, making all the concessions?”

I approached Luis Garcia, who was loitering near the penalty box, aiming for the second ball.

“You loud young bastard! Do you know the heart of an old man?”

Luis Garcia looked at me and immediately got angry.

‘What does this pale young guy say?’

I looked dumbfounded at Luis Garcia’s words. But this was an inevitable misunderstanding.

Because I was too young for my age.

‘Whoa… ‘It won’t work.’

This has already come to an end, so I guess I should correct the misunderstanding today.

“Hey, Louis. Shall I tell you a secret?”

“Secret? What is it? “Tell me.”

I made a wrinkle on the forehead of Luis Garcia, who was showing my curiosity, pointed my finger at him close to his face, and told him a small, precious secret.

“Actually, I’m older than your grandfather.”

However, as shown in the famous gag cartoon, sometimes the truth does not work.

Obviously, I only told the truth.

Unfortunately, Luis Garcia accepted this holy truth as a false statement.

“Puta Madre! “You damn bastard!”

Luis Garcia, who had rabies, lunged at me with his teeth bared.
Real Madrid players rushed over and separated me and Luis Garcia.

“I don’t know what happened, but if you want to do more, I’ll give you a glorious opportunity to do it, especially outside the stadium.”

The referee who stopped the game approached us with a red card and cautioned us when the situation calmed down somewhat.

“Haha, it was true, but it seems this friend misunderstood.”

“Haha, I see, I misunderstood. “You son of a bitch.”

We made up by hugging each other’s shoulders in a friendly manner. I thought it would end with such a happy ending.

“Lobby! Warm up! “I guess I’ll have to replace that bastard Jejus.”

The referee’s warning to us stimulated Valverde’s brain.

In the end, that was how my last game before the winter break ended.

***

Game over.

Real Madrid 3:1 Real Sociedad.

[Luis Garcia vs. Lord Jesus conflict? What caused the fight?]

[Explanation on the Jejus pad lip controversy. ‘I just told the truth. I am actually 245 years old, including my past life.’]

[The Lord Jesus smiles and answers the reporter’s question about what his past life was. ‘He was a king.’]

[The Lord Jesus being interviewed by Japanese reporters.]

└ No, what is the Korean media doing, interviewing the Japanese media?

└ Yes, they say there are no reporters in the field because the company does not cover travel expenses.

└ Fuck it, humanly speaking, I don’t know about the EPL, but shouldn’t I be sent to La Liga? There is alcohol in La Liga.

└ Wwwww This is the difference between Korea and Japan wwwww

└ Yes, Mitoma has the best output. Our best output, Lord Jesus.

└ Wwwww Korean National University is nothing without the Lord Jesus wwwww

└ Yes, even if you leave out Jesus, you still have panleluia, you idiot~

└ Isn’t there any soccer player who won the Ballon d’Or? There are two of us.

└ Don’t! Stop beating me, I’ll cry!

└ We have Ido-ryu Otani! It’s okay!

└ Oh, Otani is ㅇㅈ.

[Jejus-san looks at a picture of himself as a moe and expresses doubts. ‘Does Japan even makes Little Boy and Fat Man into moe?’]

[Ah. This is the great Nippon. A statue of Jesus admiring the greatness of Nippon. ‘No, this really exists. Are they crazy?’]

└ Wwwww
Surprised by Japan’s power
└ Wwwww Don’t ignore us who are serious about moehwa again wwwww

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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