Chapter 244 – Side Story 78: The Lord Jesus Is Smiling Now. -2
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Valdebebas.
Real Madrid recovery training.
“There are times when small-sized kids get in trouble for dribbling? Then just give it a strong kick. Those who are weak will end up scared there.”
Pepe, who was on crutches due to a hamstring injury, consistently came to the training ground and passed on know-how to Hashraf Jabran.
“1vs1? In 1vs1, it’s best to learn from Jejus, because when you deal with him, you feel like all the evil in the world has been condensed into him, right? He will grow up a lot after being broken by this guy.”
At Sergio Pepe’s words, Zabran, who had not yet experienced the Lord Jesus, asked with his eyes sparkling.
“Sergio, what kind of person is Jesus?”
Sergio Pepe was lost in thought at Jabran’s question. He alternately thought of the Lord Jesus on the field and the Lord Jesus in everyday life, and carefully opened his mouth to answer Jabran’s question.
“Hmm… A great son of a bitch?”
***
Just as Real Madrid is raising promising players, I too was busy raising my children.
“Baby!”
“Yeah, why?”
“I’m going to broadcast, so please move the delivered equipment.”
“Okay.”
While playing with the kids in the yard, he was momentarily distracted by Yuna’s call.
“Hayun is the best at dribbling!”
“Puhup-. “Just that much?”
“Woo-! “Is your brother that good at fighting?”
Hayun and Yohan started fighting.
How did these guys who were so close when they were kids end up becoming enemies?
Is the DNA of siblings trying to kill each other the problem?
“I should have fought better than you, right?”
“Then let’s fight!”
“I don’t like it, you’re weak.”
I looked at the children who started childishly arguing.
“Profit-!”
Hayun couldn’t hold back her anger and rushed at Yohani with her fists clenched.
“Uh? No violence!”
I quickly ran over and hugged Hayun. If she makes a mistake, she always clenches her fist first. She looks just like her mother. Is DNA the problem?
“I didn’t use violence…”
Hayun must have thought that her father was scolding her, and she was about to cry. I patted her head and let her know that I didn’t mean to scold her.
“Did you? Dad misunderstood. “I’m sorry, Hayun.”
“Heeing.”
“He’s a crybaby…”
Hayoon is held in her arms, and she begins to cry. She subdued Yohan, who was trying to make fun of Hayun, with her eyes.
“Hug Seoyoon too!”
Seo-yoon, who was playing with Patrasche Junior, saw her older sister being hugged and cried out for a hug.
“Princess Seoyoon, will you please hold on for a moment and hug her older sister?”
“Hmph… Understand.”
As children grow older, the difficulty of raising children increases significantly. I feel like my mind and body are exhausted.
Is this the parenting stress I only heard about?
In the past, I would have relieved this parenting stress by legally beating people on the ground.
Now there was no good way to relieve stress.
“Whew, should I come back…”
Suddenly, it occurred to me that I had requested a sabbatical for no reason.
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[Title: Are you playing Ropae today?]
Why doesn’t Danju’s World Legend card appear?
Sobriety is now being called a sabbatical year. LOL
└ Fuck World Legends. Retired players are coming out.
└ Brother Jesus’ season car is also a scam;;
└ㄹㅇ;; If the game company were to seal the TOTY pack and release it, I would have said everything.
└ Shit, the sealed release of player packs still makes me gnash my teeth.
└ Was it TOTY? Wasn’t it TOTS?
└ Both.
└ Ah haha, Dan Jushu, please retire quickly. Let’s write a world legend.
└ Yes haha you idiot. It’s the World Cup next year, so wake up.
└ Oh, that’s right. Then retire after the World Cup haha
└ Yes, you idiot, if you are Danju’s age, you can play until the next World Cup.
└ Wow fucking creepy! The Danju bastard was still in his 20s.
└ㄹㅇ;; When I was entering high school, my brother Jesus robbed Brazil in the World Cup. Even though I graduated from college and was discharged from the military, I am still in my 20s.
└ Are you married?
└ No, I haven’t found a job yet.
└ Danju, who is the same age as you, is married, has children, and has earned a lot of money, but what have you been doing until now? ㅋ
└ … Compared to Danju, don’t we all have to dig our noses into our dishes?
└ Yeah, I’m not? I have a building too?
└ Danju is the owner of a Premier League club?
└ They barely have a building lol
└ That’s because I’m a self-made man, you guys haha
└ Danju was an orphan? Are you an idiot?
└ LOL He ran away LOL
└ Self-proclaimed building owner RUN kkkk
***
According to Yuna, there is a large-scale update today called the second half roster patch.
Well, it is said that there are various changes such as uniform design, changes to the players’ teams, and changes to their abilities.
To be honest, I wasn’t interested in the game, so I let it go in one ear and out the other.
At the end of the topic of conversation.
Yuna said I seemed to be stressed out recently and suggested I try playing a game.
I smiled and declined.
What kind of game is this for grown adults, not kids?
Of course, I didn’t play the game in front of Song Yuna, the keyboard warrior in the corner of the room.
For Yuna, games were something second most important to her family.
Ah. For your information, it’s not that I don’t like the sight of Yuna playing games.
Rather, I like the way Yuna plays games.
It’s so cute to see Yuna sticking out her mouth and concentrating on her game.
“Hello everyone! “I’m your idol cutie Song Yuna~”
– Idols are shit haha
– Madam! If you have four children, come to your senses!
“Why are you so loud? I’m still in my 20s!?”
I logged onto the community while watching Yuna broadcast from her bed.
Perhaps because it is a place where people who like soccer gather, there were quite a few posts about soccer games.
[Title: Breaking News) Song Yuna Broadcasting Kim.]
[Title: Breaking News) Song Yu-na, who paid 20 million won in cash to FIFA, had her bank account confiscated by Brother Jesus.]
└ Viral blocking.
└ Ah! I’m not watching.
[Title: Kneel beneath the ‘invincible’ Colchester United.]
└ Why are these bastards acting like this these days?
└ If you’re disgusted by the sight of beggar bastards with no history, then you’re screwed.
└ The words of [The loser] Cannot be heard.
[Title: Jooyun and Junazaret’s recent form has been crazy? If it stays like this, I think I’ll go to a big club.]
└ Yes, even if Danju dies, I won’t let you go~
└ Fuck. What is Colchester United like? They treat the players like slaves haha
I clicked on the post with a title that caught my eye and entered. The anger of the author of the post was clearly felt beyond the type.
[Title: Please nerf Real Madrid.]
Special release for the 5th consecutive Champions League season? How fucking hell are you trying to create a scam season?
And.
What is a team chemistry no-show duo?
Wouldn’t it be better to use team chemistry to win 5 consecutive Champions League titles?
They really operate like shit.
└ Kkkk no-show duo kkkk
└ ㅆㅂ ㅋㅋ I just heard the name of team chemistry and I immediately knew who it applies to.
└ LOL Ronaldo LOL Jesus Christ LOL No Show Duo LOL
└ Damn it’s funny haha damn haha
└ But did Jesus no-show?
└ Don’t you? I remember running later.
└ Mol? Ru.
└ Bang bang!! Brother Jesus, come out~~ Explain~~ Bang bang!!
I looked serious while reading the comments.
I think I tried a lot of no-shows.
“Did I successfully no-show?”
I couldn’t remember whether I was a no-show or not. I guess I’ve been under a lot of stress these days. My memory has worsened.
└ I don’t know either?ㄹ…
At the time I was writing a comment, I heard Yuna’s shout.
“Ah! If you keep saying that, I’m playing AOS games?!”
I stopped writing her comment and raised her head to look at Yuna.
Yuna was fighting with the viewers with her face red.
I quickly logged onto YouTube and turned on the live broadcast.
Yuna’s remarks led to a rapid increase in YouTube’s live chat.
– Yes haha AOS, you idiot haha Just turn off the broadcast and that’s it~
– ㅆㅂㅋㅋ The parasitic cat Won Tool bitch ㅋㅋ He’s saying he’s playing AOS games ㅋㅋ
– I understand that you are a parasitic cat, but didn’t you pick this year’s parasitic cat and play a game while eating?
– ㄹㅇ What a bitch haha
– From now on, all the parasitic babies will be ‘Yuna’.
– Yuna, the proper noun following Hyeji ㄷㄷ;;
– Uh? Are you completely female-hating? Please stop right now.
– Fuck. Then either make them hate you or not!
– Honestly, playing a ranking game while eating is disgusting.
In the burning chat window, Yuna once again threatened viewers.
“Oh! If you keep doing this, you evil bastards, I will end the broadcast!”
– Yes~ You indulge yourself, idiot~ If you look in the other room…
[Blocked.]
– Ah haha this year begins again…
[Blocked.]
– Song Yuna’s Tiananmen form is crazy!
– ? Why isn’t that blocked?
– You’re a sponsor~ haha
– Ah, haha, pigtail Song Yu…
[Blocked.]
But it had no effect at all.
“No way! If you keep doing that, I’ll collect your chat records and sue you!”
Only after I cast Splitting the Sea of Information did the chat window subside.
– Sorry. It was a joke. Sorry. It was a joke.
– Splitting the Red Sea was crazy;;
I laughed at the sight of Yuna getting angry while looking at the chat window.
‘Uh? Am I smiling?’
I touched the corner of her mouth and her eyes lit up.
The answer to relieve stress was nearby.
“… “Vicious.”
From now on, I will become a villain.
