Chapter 240 – Side Story 74: Sabbatical Year -1
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Jesus Joo’s referee debut match ended successfully. The Lord Jesus drew praise from the audience for his fair and accurate judgment.
– Okay… I have no time left in life.
– TOP 1 games you must watch before you die
– FIFA needs to introduce AI referee Jesus Christ right now!
Due to the positive reviews that were posted one after another on the Internet, spectators who were unable to see the game anxiously waited for the highlight video.
– ㅠㅠ What on earth was it like? Oh, when will the highlight video be uploaded? Please upload it quickly! I’m so curious that I’m dizzy! ㅠㅠ
– Can’t you watch the game? Haha, haha, you lost half your life.
-ㅠㅠ My girlfriend suddenly came to her room and I couldn’t see her. ㅠㅠ
– Can’t you see it as a broadcast?
-There is no TV in the bedroom.
– This! Fuck! You bastard!
– You’re cheating here. Ah, haha
– Fuck you, just don’t look at me again.
– Ugh, how many people pressed the seizure button? LOL
Amid the public’s keen interest, the video of Lord Jesus’ referee debut was finally uploaded to YouTube.
[Title: Peninsula’s common referee class.]
The news that the ‘god of soccer’ Joo Jesus made his debut in the game as a referee became an issue around the world, so soon after the video was uploaded, it exceeded 3 million views and received a huge number of comments.
[Comment window.]
└ Oh, the best referee. It’s a perfect pass!
└ Is it given by the God of soccer? Damn it, I can’t believe I have an intuition for this event match!!
└ ㅆㅂ. Yankee Go Home! Why are there so many Yankee bastards?
└ Korean brothers, rest assured, our Madrid branch has taken over this place!
└ No, you guys are the fucking problem?
└ Hala Madrid! Hala Jesus!
└ God bless Madrid!
└ Since I can’t communicate with you, I can’t win!
Surprisingly, the place that dominated the comment window was not Korea or any other Asian country, but Spain, which had the greatest interest in the living wise man, the Lord Jesus.
Such interest from overseas has become a valuable form of Gukbbong YouTube.
[Impact! Popular Spanish actress says, ‘My dream is to marry a Korean man.’ Why?]
└ Why are you leaving out a good-looking, good-looking soccer player in front of a Korean man, you bastard?
└ But you killed the aggro, right?
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ I couldn’t press it.
[Spanish national team member Luis Garcia opens up about referee Lord Jesus, which has recently become a hot topic. ‘From today, I am Korean.’]
└ … ? Why is this real?
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ Gukbong I thought it was YouTube and tried to block the channel, but it was a public broadcasting station ㅋㅋ
└ Luis Garcia you crazy bastard haha
[Japan bows to its knees at the appearance of the Lord Jesus referee, China is shocked and America is afraid!]
└ Let’s go! You don’t know Danju!
└ Oh fuck. It was this baby.
└ Let’s make the Cultural Revolution!
└ Gukppong Tube run by Jjanggae ㄷㄷ My heart feels majestic.
└ Let’s cancel the subscription~
YouTube, which did not even know that Jesus Christ was a soccer player, went so far as to sell Jesus Christ’s name and create a soup-free YouTube channel.
As the topic grows day by day like a snowball, a desire for intuition about the game begins to emerge even among Koreans who are not interested in soccer.
[Real-time search term ranking]
1. How to reserve tickets.
2. How to intuit the game.
3. Is the Lord Jesus good at soccer? Is Messi good at soccer?
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Fans who were unable to reserve tickets for the game rushed to purchase tickets.
“Now is your chance!!”
“Gazua!! This is value investing! “I knew this ticket was going to be a hit!”
However, scalpers who realized that there was an opportunity to make money raised the prices of scalpers all at once.
[‘The second match of referee Lord Jesus’ ticket price is 10 million won? What is the Football Association doing?]
Football fans who failed to reserve tickets for the game due to sky-high ticket prices were angry.
“You damn scalpers.”
“Really, those bastards who buy back should be crucified.”
“I admit it, the reason I failed to get tickets was because of the scalpers.”
“You woke up late that day.”
“Shut up! Anyway, it’s because of the scalpers!”
“What are you bastards doing? “I couldn’t even catch a ticket.”
“I guess I’ll have to go on a terrorist attack after a long time.”
Football fans’ anger toward scalpers also extended to the incompetent association that could not stop scalpers.
“No, fuck. Why is it our fault!”
At a time when the Football Association was suffering from the sudden anger of football fans and the problem of ticket scalping.
@Lord_Jesus_9
@Korea_Football_Association
@Scalper_OUT
[I recently heard that ticket scalping is a problem. The solution is simple. All I have to do is not run. Therefore, I will go on a trip with my family.]
The scalper’s killer appeared without a word on social media.
The 45-character post left by the Lord Jesus brought disaster to scalpers.
-Yeah~ Keep fucking me, fuck~ Just burn the ticket and that’s it~
– Scalpers will perish like dogs haha
– Ah. I should have lived a little later.
– Yes~ It’s your fault, you idiot~
After the post was written, ticket prices began to plummet.
– No, fuck. If this is enough, just buy it!
-Nothing left behind!
– What are the babies that were sold at the original price?
– ㄹㅇㅋㅋ You’re an asshole.
– It’s a waste of money to pay the refund fee haha
Even if the price was raised to the price before the surge, sales of scalped tickets did not occur. Some scalpers offered it at the original price.
– Stop~!! If this continues, everyone will die~!!
– Fuck! You have to collect the cost, you bastards!
– You bastards haha. I’d rather refund.
– ㄹㅇ haha you wasted your money you idiots haha
– Oh, if you cancel now, 30% will be lost, so it’s better to sell at a small loss.
However, ticket transactions did not take place, and Black Monday for scalpers began.
– Look at the number of cancellation tickets. Fuck.
– Repale bastards haha I hope they go out and look for it haha
– Is he a sociopath? Do you laugh at people saying they will die from hardship?
– Oh haha, you got bitten, right? Haha,
– It’s only a 30% loss. Why are you laughing? You idiot. It was good when you were selling tickets, right?
– Ah haha there shouldn’t have been a refund policy ㄲㅂ
The good news is that they had a final safety measure called a refund.
And.
“Hmm. Is it done now?”
Jesus Christ, who was watching, posted another post on social media on the day of the game.
[Title: It was a fake, you idiots!]
Of course, there were unintended victims because of this.
└ Ah, damn you. I thought you weren’t coming, so I canceled your ticket.
└ Is that my alpha? Who threatened to cancel with a knife?
└ The way you talk may sound like shit, but I’m okay with it because you’re rooting out those repurchasing bastards.
└ It turns out that the bastard up there is also a repurchased bastard?
It was a very trivial thing for the hateful teacher Jesus.
In this way, the Lord Jesus played the game by giving once again.
“Kaaaaa-! Why can’t you score a goal? Why can’t I score a goal? If you push like this, you shouldn’t have scored a goal!!”
I was angry at the players who couldn’t score even though they were spoon-fed.
“If you block me, I’m out!”
“Where is something like that in soccer?” !”
“Uh? Does the player talk back? Referee punch!”
In the end, the Lord Jesus couldn’t bear it anymore and dribbled, destroying the Jeonbuk Steelers’ defenders before hitting his net and asking the assistant referee to make a substitution.
“Ah, if I ran this much, I would have run for a long time. Replacing the standby referee!”
As in the previous game, referee Joo Jesus, who played a total of 70 minutes, was replaced by the second referee.
“The match at this event was good. Admit it?”
“I admit it, it was fun.”
“I don’t know who planned it, but this should be given an award.”
Fans who visited the stadium expressed satisfaction and praised the association staff who planned the event.
“Tsk, tsk, what’s so fun about things these days?”
“It’s too violent. We have to protect the players!”
“You’re right. That’s not soccer! No sportsmanship!”
On the other hand, the higher-ups in the association did not understand the audience’s reaction.
No. Didn’t even try to understand.
Their perspective, which stopped trying to learn new things, was still stuck in the past.
Due to the stagnation of association executives, the world where Judgment 5 becomes orthodox still felt far away.
It was truly a pity.
Meanwhile, after completing all his schedules, the Lord Jesus began planning a trip to Korea with his family.
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The schedule scheduled for Korea has ended. Now all that was left was to travel with my family.
My family slowly began touring Korea. The first place I visited was Gyeongbokgung Palace.
“Wow! Dad! Does Hayoon look like a princess?”
“Yes, our Hayun is a complete princess?”
After purchasing the children’s hanbok as a souvenir at a nearby hanbok specialty store, Hayun was excited and running around as she entered Gyeongbokgung Palace.
“How about me? Does it suit you well?”
-Huh! It’s so cool!
Yohan was on a video call with his girlfriend, and Joseph was in his mother’s arms.
Seo-yoon pondered Ha-yoon’s words with a serious expression, and then she held out her tadpole belly and declared.
“Then Seoyoon wants to be a prince! Seoyoon and Hayun will protect you!”
“Seoyoon can’t be a prince because she doesn’t have a dick.”
I have already guided Seo-yoon, who can see the buds of her PC, on the right path.
Poop-!
While the children were taking pictures with their smartphones, they were beaten by Yuna.
Hmm. My fists are getting heavier.
“Dad! Hayun is hungry!”
“Shall we go eat?”
“Wow!”
While I was stroking the area where Yuna had hit, the twins who had finished taking pictures ran over and whined that they were hungry.
We briefly satisfied our hunger at a nearby restaurant and headed to Bukchon Hanok Village.
It’s a bit of a foreign tourist route, though. It can’t be helped.
Although Yuna and I grew up in Korea, due to her poor family background and the fact that she started working at a young age, she didn’t have many things to call her memories of Korea.
Her family didn’t know where to go.
“Dad, Hayun is having a hard time!”
“Seoyoon too!”
While looking back at Bukchon Hanok Village, feeling sorry for her children, the twins suddenly came running.
“Hmm… Joseph also fell asleep. “Is Yohan okay?”
I looked at Joseph in my arms, then turned his head and asked Yohan.
“Huh! Are you okay? But my younger brothers are tired, so let’s go back now.”
That day’s schedule was over. The children fell asleep immediately after returning to the hotel, and Yuna posted a photo of the children wearing hanbok on her SNS.
“When they sleep, they really look like baby angels.”
The moment I smiled while looking at my sleeping children.
I received a call from Du-sik.
– Hey, what are you doing the day after tomorrow?
Today again, Du-sik started with the main topic.
“I think the kids are tired, so I’m going to rest at the hotel tomorrow, but I don’t know what the day after tomorrow is yet?”
– Then, do you know how to throw the first pitch?
“Ah, bro. “If I had played baseball, I would have hit the major leagues.”
– … With bench clearing?
I didn’t respond to Du-sik’s words.
If you injure all your opponents, isn’t it a forfeit win?
