Chapter 239 – Side Story 73: The Referee Who Dominates the Ground – 4
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“Is this Red? Is this red?”
Team Korea coach Park Chan-sik was dragged away by the players.
It was a shabby end for an old man who showed off his outdated sense of humor by throwing out old buzzwords until the end.
Meanwhile.
“Waaah-! “Absolute power, Lord Jesus!!”
Korean soccer fans who visited the stadium cheered as they saw Jesus taking out a red card toward coach Park Chan-sik.
[Fantastic assist, one-two pass and penalty kick black knight, followed by a white card and a red card! The Lord Jesus is the referee who provides truly great things to see!]
Jesus Joo’s referee debut gave Korean fans a lot to see.
Is it because the referee is a player who plays in the European big league, which is famous for its roughness? A game so exciting that you couldn’t take your eyes off was unfolding on the ground.
[Yes. Except for very minor problems, the Lord Jesus is the referee who shows smooth progress.]
After clearing up the chaotic atmosphere in the stadium due to the departure of coach Park Chan-sik, Joo Jesus blew the whistle to restart the game.
[The game will resume with a free kick from Team Korea. Kiefer Jumathaeo is preparing. He is a goalkeeper with good feet, which is quite rare in Korea.]
The game was restarted with a free kick for Team Korea due to a foul by Llorente.
“Pass! Don’t worry, just pass it to the referee!! Then they will attack on their own!”
The head coach took over the baton in place of coach Park Chan-sik, who was sent off. The head coach waved his short limbs on the touch line and actively gave instructions.
Team Korea, who witnessed how Joo Yoon and Colchester United used referees, began learning AI referees and using them in earnest based on the collected big data.
“No, why do you keep giving me the ball? Since I gave them a pass, they did return it. “
At that time, Jesus, who had become the center of the two teams in an instant, grumbled with a shocked expression.
[Park Seong-min gives the ball to referee Joo Jesus and penetrates to the front!]
Once again, the pass was given to the Lord Jesus. Ai Joo Jesus, who received the ball, made the pass with the optimal option.
Of course, the option of passing to Park Seong-min, who did not thank him, was made an exception long ago.
[Ah! Lord Jesus! He shows off a pass that splits the earth with just one touch! Team Korea facing a good opportunity!]
Jesus Joo’s long pass was headed to Colchester United’s left wing forward. The wing forward who caught the ball looked at the positions of his teammates and crossed.
[Park Seong-min header-! Ah-!! Can’t I put this in! Shooting is popular!]
“Wow, I can’t include that.”
But unfortunately, it did not lead to a goal. While the Lord Jesus shook his head and clicked his tongue.
[The regular time of the first half is over, and the second referee calls extra time…]
This time, Zhou Yun’s pass was directed to Zhou Jesus.
-Beep-!! Beep-!
[Uh? Referee Lord Jesus blows the whistle to end the first half!]
Joo Jesus, who received the pass, ignored the extra time announced by the second referee and blew the whistle for the end of the first half, then dribbled the ball out of the ground.
[The referee checks the extra time he has lifted with a puzzled look on his face. There is no need to panic. This is a very minor problem.]
[Yes. This is the end of a tense first half between both teams. We will also take a break during halftime like the referee, and then see you in the second half.]
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Half time.
Judgment room.
I closed my eyes and was lost in thought.
Why does soccer take the extra work of extra time for granted?
I was appalled by the behavior of FIFA and its affiliated associations, an unscrupulous league that tried to hire people for free without giving them any allowances.
“Under… Is the opponent FIFA?”
It was literally like hitting a rock with an egg, but someone did it.
It is said that if you plant an ideology in a nuclear warhead, you can burn the entire country.
So, as a protest, I blew the whistle to end the first half with no extra time, with the idea of leaving work early.
“Oh, it’s hot outside. Should I just go to the hotel?”
Nevertheless, my struggle is not over yet.
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The second half has begun.
“Welcome, to my ground.”
After taking sufficient rest during halftime, Jesus reappeared on the field at the start of the second half.
“Kya~ Yeokbae is so sweet~. I will eat well.”
“Ah, this crazy thing appears in the second half as well.”
“Fuck, have you searched all the boxes for Jesus!?”
“Shut up! You idiot! Then, what are you going to do when Brother Jesus hears about it and goes home?”
A sigh of relief was heard from the audience.
The spectators, who had become accustomed to the actions of Jesus Christ, instinctively felt a crisis when Jesus ended the game at the end of the first half, ignoring extra time.
‘Ah, that kid got sick again.’
‘Again, is it you? GOA?’
‘Go out and search, JOAT.’
However, contrary to everyone’s expectations, when the Lord Jesus appeared, the audience began to praise the Lord Jesus.
“Oh, it’s just…” . GOAT.”
“Ah… Lord Jesus, he is the light of my life, the flame of my life, and my soul. “
This was no different for viewers watching the broadcast.
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[Ah! Thank goodness! Referee Lord Jesus is also appearing in the second half of the game!]
[I believed it! Our Lord Jesus, the referee, is never a player or referee who disappoints the audience!]
[That’s right! This is the Lord Jesus, who has gone beyond legend and is now heading towards becoming a legend!]
[In the future, the soccer world will be divided based on the appearance of the Lord Jesus as the referee!]
└ Why did these bastards suddenly hold a competition to suck the best Lord Jesus in the world?
└ Ah haha I guess Danju caught me talking behind my back in the bathroom haha
└ Wow;; If I were in that situation, I would have bitten my tongue and searched. It’s so scary.
└ㄹㅇㅋ Breathtaking fear ㅋㅋㅋ
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66 minutes of the second half.
Team Korea 1:1 Colchester United.
Being a referee was a harder job than I thought.
I couldn’t pinpoint what was difficult. It was just difficult because there were so many things to worry about.
I guess being a referee is not the right job for me.
“Uh-huh, if you hit it like that, it’ll hurt. “I have to hit you like this.”
I wandered around the grounds and mediated the argument.
And after seeing the assistant referee’s flag, he declared a corner kick for Colchester United.
The following corner kick by Colchester United.
The sight of Jooyun preparing for a kick caught my eye.
The guy looked at me, gave me a sign, and took a corner kick.
Pwow-.
The body reacts automatically to the flying ball.
When the cross flew in just right, I hit the ball hard, forgetting that I was the referee.
The volley shot, which had a good impact, flew at high speed and shook Team Korea’s goal guarded by Joo Mateo.
I blew the whistle to acknowledge Colchester United’s goal and at the same time started running back for the celebration.
“Waaaaa-!!”
“Children are the only children in the world!!”
“The coming of Jesus brings all light and blessings!!”
I can’t stand this because it’s a reverse run that is being cheered.
While driving back toward the corner flag, I secretly checked the time.
70 minutes of the second half.
There were still 20 minutes left until the end of the game.
“Fuck. Still 20 minutes left? “Because I’m the referee, I can’t get a red card, so the game sucks.”
While I was talking to myself, I realized something strange.
Huh? Wait a minute.
Is there a law preventing the referee from being ejected?
I even have a red card, right?
I reached the corner flag and immediately took action.
He took off his yellow referee uniform and threw it to the cheering crowd.
This replaced the warning of reverse driving. And because he took off his uniform, a yellow card was added again.
Cumulative warning and dismissal.
Hehe! I am free!”
I left the stadium holding the red card high in the sky.
No one could stop me.
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[Let’s go! Fantastic volley shot by referee Jesus!! A powerful shot tears down Team Korea’s net!!]
[The audience gives a standing ovation when referee Lord Jesus scores! Awesome! Lord Jesus!]
[Ah-!! The fair and fair referee, Lord Jesus, sends himself off! I announce my self-exit!!
Yes! Running backwards and taking off your uniform to provoke the crowd will result in expulsion! The judgment of the referee of the Lord Jesus is correct!!]
[The waiting spirit prepared by the organizers is slowly starting to warm up! In preparation for times like this, the organizers have prepared two standby referees!]
[This is the moment when the organizer’s thorough preparations shine!]
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Game over.
Team Korea 2:5 Colchester United.
[Korean League All-Star, Team Korea! We lost against Colchester United, 6th place in the EPL last season, but we fought well!]
[Players complaining of aftereffects after the game ends. ‘I forgot the criteria for a foul. Is it a foul to kick an opponent? Isn’t it?’]
[Psychiatrist named the symptom Lord Jesus Syndrome.]
[Joo Jesus scores 2 goals and 1 assist in his referee debut.]
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[Title: Kya, sobering achievement achieved.]
Exited as a player. (Unable to determine number of times – Reason: There are a lot of expulsions.)
Exit as the team owner (spectator?). (1 time)
The referee (self) ejected. (1 time)
Triple Crown.
Fuck haha
Hahajust JOAT itself haha
└ Uh-huh, can’t we correct it right now that our GOAT brother is JOAT!
└ ㄹㅇ He played for 70 minutes, and he is the GOAT.
└ ㅇㅈ;; I was appalled because I thought I was a no-show as a referee, but thank goodness.
└ LOL It’s a legend that the organizers called two standbys out of fear that Jesus would no-show. LOL
└ Ah haha, sober crazy bastard haha, were you doing an achievement without anyone knowing?
