Chapter 233 – Side Story 67: Real Madrid, Emperor of Europe -2
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The Champions League final between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona attracted more attention than usual.
[Can Real Madrid succeed in winning their fifth consecutive Champions League title?]
[FC Barcelona coach Jose Sierra, ‘No matter what happens, we will stop Real Madrid from losing 5 consecutive Champions League games.’]
Real Madrid’s 5 consecutive Champions League defeats are a record, but the fact that their opponent is FC Barcelona also played a big part in creating a buzz.
[Finally accomplished! The first ‘El Clasico’ final in Champions League history]
The news that the two teams, said to be the rivals of the century, would face each other in the Champions League final was enough to stimulate the curiosity of many soccer fans.
[Korean derby taking place in the Champions League final.]
└ Wow… I can’t believe it even though I was watching it on TV.
└ Real Madrid ace Joo Jesus vs FC Barcelona ace Yoo Young-beom ㄷㄷ.
└ Kaaaaa!! Master!!
Of course, Korean soccer fans are more than that. I paid more attention to the Korean derby held in the Champions League final.
The roaring picture of Joo Jesus and Yoo Young-beom drawn on the Champions League final poster soaked the hearts of Koreans with soup.
While Koreans are immersed in soup. It’s almost time to start the game.
Beep-!
With the referee’s whistle, the Champions League final match began with FC Barcelona taking the lead.
[FC Barcelona seems to have prepared with gritted teeth to stop Real Madrid’s fifth consecutive Champions League loss!]
FC Barcelona pushed Real Madrid hard right from the start of the game.
Sergio Fabregas’ performance was especially impressive.
[Sergio Fabregas! Easily take off the pressure from Luis Garcia and look forward!]
In the past, Sergio Fabregas, who was just a promising prospect for FC Barcelona like Joo Jesus, grew well as the club expected and became FC Barcelona’s ace.
[Sergio Fabregas’ pass goes to Manuel Francisco Dos Santos.]
Sergio Fabregas easily took off the pressure from Luis Garcia and thrust a pass into the space in front of Manuel, who was running from the side.
[Ah! Sergio Pepe slips! It’s a chance! Manuel! Space is open! Shoot!]
Sergio Pepe, who was rushing to stop Manuel, slipped on the ground and a crisis occurred.
[Oooooh-!! Ter noyer! Ter Neuer’s fantastic save! We succeed in saving Real Madrid from crisis!!]
Fortunately, Real Madrid’s goalkeeper Ter Neuer succeeded in blocking Manuel’s shot.
“Puta Madre!”
While Manuel cursed in disappointment, Ter Neuer roared, unable to overcome the emotions boiling in her heart.
“Vamos-!! “I’m not dead yet!!”
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Champions League final.
Real Madrid 0 vs 0 FC Barcelona.
15 minutes in the first half.
Real Madrid, which had been dragged around by FC Barcelona’s waves of attacks for a while, has finally started to move its heavy body.
“Jesus!”
Luka Savic’s pass was headed to the Lord Jesus.
‘Hmm… Wouldn’t a stand-in electrode be romantic anymore?’
Joo Jesus, who was wondering how to show his family a romantic and wonderful side, instinctively placed his foot on a pass headed for his feet without even realizing it and succeeded in instantly making a fool of FC Barcelona’s defender.
The Lord Jesus could see a space where he could shoot. Jesus Joo shot with the intention of scoring a quick goal first.
Boom!
The ball flew towards FC Barcelona’s goal at high speed.
“… !!”
The moment when Real Madrid fans got up from their seats and prepared to cheer for Joo Jesus’ goal.
Teok-!
Yoo Young-beom stretched out his long arms and blocked the Lord Jesus’ shot.
The madridistas looked at the image of Yoo Young-beom on the billboard holding his head and soon became angry.
“Booooo-!! Kill that son of a bitch who blasphemed God!!”
Yoo Young-beom, reflected on the electronic screen, was waving his finger at the Lord Jesus with a smile on his face.
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“Oh, shit. “You got it wrong.”
The moment I hit the shot, I realized that the impact wasn’t accurate. I guess I put too much effort into it because I wanted to show my family a great scene.
Teok-!
Sure enough. The shot I hit did not go the expected path, but went straight towards Yoo Young-beom and was blocked by a good save.
“Ugh.”
To be honest, I would be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed that I didn’t score.
How much is the scoring allowance alone?
While I was licking my lips with regret.
“Whoa… “Lord Jesus, I have discovered your shooting pattern.”
Yoo Young-beom suddenly looked at me and attempted a provocation.
“Huh?”
I burst out laughing at the sight of Yoo Young-beom waving his finger left and right as if he had no idea.
After all, living for a long time is not a big deal.
I never dreamed that I would meet someone who provoked me while I was alive.
‘I heard people overseas don’t trust Koreans.’
In the meantime, many people saw me as a compatriot.
I think it’s time for true education.
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[Title: Representative humanity polluted by the Lord Jesus.]
(Youngbeom Yoo was simple before meeting the Lord Jesus. Jpg)
Bemreluya was so pure and full of sportsmanship.
(Yoo Young-beom smiles happily after meeting his idol, the Lord Jesus. Jpg)
After meeting the Lord Jesus.
(Yoo Young-beom starts taunting by pointing his finger at the opponent. Gif)
It turns into something like this.
(Photo of the Lord Jesus with a mustache. Jpg)
Just the axis of evil.
└ Fuck haha the mustache suits you well haha
└ However, if you look at overseas promising players now, they are less polluted than Beomreluya.
└ ㄹㅇ Look at the Arsenal prospect, he beat up a guy on the street and ended up in jail ㅋㅋㅋ
└ If the Jejus virus spreads, promising farmers will be ruined. It is highly contagious, but the fatality rate is also very high. There isn’t even a cure.
└ Jejus virus is more poisonous than Corona.
└ However, if he survives, the promising player will be eliminated.
└ Ex) Sergio Fabregas.
└ How did this guy survive? I think I was close with Danju when he was at FC Barcelona haha
└ We are still close friends.
└ ㄹㅇ?
└ ㅇㅇ, the other day, a photo of me having a meal with Beomleluya, Juga, and Sergio Fabregas was posted on SNS.
└ Damn, it’s amazing. How did you really survive?
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Even though Joo Jesus pledged to provide true education to Yoo Young-beom, the first goal came from FC Barcelona, not Real Madrid.
[Sergio Fabregas! Luis Garcia’s pass is blocked!!]
[Hey, I’ve completely read the pass timing now! FC Barcelona counterattacks right away!]
Sergio Fabregas, who read the timing of Luis Garcia’s pass, stole the ball and immediately stabbed a pass toward Manuel, who was penetrating from the side.
[Manuel! It’s fast! It’s really fast! Real Madrid’s defenders can’t keep up!]
[Manuel entering the penalty box! After calmly removing Ter Neuer, shoot! Gooooo!! FC Barcelona starts to take the lead against Real Madrid!]
Manuel Francisco Dos Santos calmly removed Ter Neuer and succeeded in scoring the net.
While Manuel, who succeeded in scoring, runs to the corner flag and celebrates.
[Recently, didn’t Eric Corvino, who scored multiple goals against Real Madrid, become a hot topic? In fact, Manuel can be said to be the original. This is Manuel, who once scored multiple goals against Real Madrid during the time of the evil empire, not against Real Madrid, the sick man of Europe!]
[Yes. It’s because he’s compared to Joo Jesus, who is an out-of-this-world player, but he’s not the player who is called the strongest in the human world and the gatekeeper of the divine world for no reason. He is a player with one shot!]
The broadcaster delivered information about Manuel, who succeeded in scoring, to viewers.
Before we knew it, Manuel’s celebration was over.
[Will Real Madrid be able to successfully turn the tables and achieve a record 5 consecutive Champions League defeats? The face of Jesus Christ, the god of soccer, can be seen on the broadcast screen.]
The broadcast camera captured the face of Joo Jesus, who had a bad relationship with FC Barcelona.
[Ah, Joo Jesus is truly relaxed! As if this was nothing. I am smiling with confidence!]
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The moment when Real Madrid’s net shook.
The eyes of the Real Madrid players turned to me. In the eyes of my colleagues full of trust.
‘Oh, fuck. ‘I’ve felt this a lot before.’
I was lost in memories.
This is exactly what the Korean national team looked like in the past.
“Hehe, yes, this is soccer.”
Maybe that’s why I strangely laughed.
I felt like I was playing soccer for the first time in a long time.
