Chapter 232 – Side Story 66: Real Madrid, Emperor of Europe -1
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As the final round of La Liga ended, articles poured in.
[2047 – 2048 La Liga winner is Real Madrid!]
└ Kneel before our God!!
└ Hala Madrid!
[Real Madrid stops FC Barcelona’s league losing streak.]
└ Stupid Barcelona, thank you for sending God to us~
└ I didn’t send it to you. They stopped us from going all the way, but we put in a buyout and bought it.
└ Anyway, those smelly scoundrels. It’s dirty until the end.
The madridistas have let go of their resentment for losing the league title to FC Barcelona last season.
[Just one game away from 5 consecutive Champions League losses. Will Jesus Joo be able to win the Champions League 5 times in a row?]
└ 5 consecutive losses in the Champions League…
└ These days, the Champions League is so boring.
└ ㅇㅈ Real Madrid stop dominating the Champions League!
└ Yes~ No~ It’s fun~
└ Oh, if you ask me, you should be a Real Madrid fan haha
└ ?: If you can’t win, join!
└ Ah, they suddenly bring out the king of joining haha
[The god of soccer that Korea is proud of! Lord Jesus! Become the top scorer in La Liga!]
└ Actually, this is really great, but now I’m so used to it that I’m not impressed.
└ You can’t get used to it. When Jesus retires, it’s a return to the past.
└ Yes, no. There is a small religious leader, Yohan~
In Korea, the homeland of the Lord Jesus, naturally, articles focusing on the Lord Jesus are covered.
A special video was produced containing Jesus’ performance in La Liga in the 47–48 seasons.
[Collection of goals by Joo Jesus, the La Liga top scorer in the 47–48 seasons.]
└ Wow… The Lord Jesus is the Lord Jesus, but Luka Savic’s pass is also crazy.
└ … ? Luis Garcia, doesn’t he have more assists?
└ Previously, Brother Jesus mentioned that Luka Savic was a better pass shuttle. So Luka Savic is the best. No rebuttal.
└ They’re doing it haha. That interview was done in front of Luis Garcia haha
└ Hey, then it must be a joke.
└ Kya… This player’s nationality is South Korea!
└ ㄹㅇ haha I really can’t believe this guy is Korean.
└ Hoxy… ? Doesn’t Jesus’ brother have Brazilian blood flowing in his blood?
└ Yes, I am a native Korean~
└ By the way, are you still looking for the second Lord Jesus?
└ What is that?
└ This is a program where former professional soccer players teach soccer to children who are orphans like Jesus but have excellent soccer skills.
└ ㅇㅇ I still do it, it’s quite fun.
People, watching the highlight video of the Lord Jesus, had a hard time believing that such a great player appeared in Korea, a barren place for soccer.
└ Is this guy really a person?
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ He’s such a bastard that he beats up the crowd that came to cheer for him. LOL
└ Looking at Jesus’ expression, he looks really embarrassed. Please delete the comment ^^.
└ You seem embarrassed, but why are you smiling in front of a stunned audience?
└ You must have imagined something fun.
Of course, it was difficult to believe that they were Koreans, not only in terms of ability but also in personality.
[Title: Is this the community where Jesus Christ is active?]
└ Newbie has arrived. Take it outside.
└ Write a post on a newbie topic?
└ I barely managed to write a comment about Latte after a month. Under…
The topic of the Lord Jesus continued for a while. The soccer community, where the Lord Jesus is known to often appear, was crowded with new members who came to try to communicate with the Lord Jesus.
[Title: Lord Jesus Athlete! Please give a word of encouragement to my son! If possible, please send it as a video letter!]
└ (No food for assholes.)
[Title: What is that idiot above? Did I entrust you with a video letter? You are making such a rude request.]
└ Korean national average.
└ Don’t feed me you idiot.
[Title: What are you doing these days when you don’t come to the Jesus-style community often?]
You don’t come back often after winning the league?
Are you busy?
└ Does Brother Jesus look like a guy like you, scratching his head in the corner of his room and doing community work?
└ … Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?
└ ㅈㅅ;; Suddenly, Internet sensation Song Yuna was possessed.
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The time when the Korean soccer community was on fire.
Jesus Joo was training hard at Real Madrid’s training ground, Valdebebas.
“Oh my god, is Jejus training?”
“What? “Jesus is training?”
Real Madrid officials who were watching Joo Jesus train were astonished. They were anxious that something might have happened to Jesus Christ ahead of the Champions League final.
“Hey, Luca. “Am I dreaming now?”
“… “Is it a nightmare?”
The members of the Kimchi Pirates, who are known to be close to Jesus Joo, also watched in a daze as Jesus trained with a bright smile.
“Shit! That’s Jejus’ trap!”
Luis Garcia believed that the Lord Jesus was trying to harass him, so he ran away long ago.
A time when everyone was so afraid.
Valverde, who heard that Jesus was training, rushed out to the training ground.
‘Shit! No matter how annoying it was, I should have prayed!’
Valverde regretted not going to the cathedral last weekend.
“Shit! Jesus, where are you hurting!?”
Valverde arrived in front of the Lord Jesus in an instant and asked the Lord Jesus about his physical condition.
“No problem. “I’m in perfect condition!”
The Lord Jesus answered with an enthusiastic expression.
Valverde was frustrated by such an appearance of the Lord Jesus.
‘Bow your head. That is your position.’
‘Look, this is a revolution. You are ejected!’
In Valverde’s mind, the image of Jesus Christ, who had punched the referee in the solar plexus, was replayed.
On the other hand, Jesus Joo focused on training, ignoring the frustrated Valverde. He recalled what happened the night before.
“Dad, can I go watch the Champions League final?”
“Huh? Do you want to come watch Dad’s game?”
“Dad! Hayun wants to go watch the game too!”
“Seoyoon wants to go too!”
Unlike the Real Madrid officials who thought that the Lord Jesus was training hard to perform his miracles, the Lord Jesus was just burning up his will after hearing the news that his family was coming to watch the game.
‘After… I heard my family is coming to watch the game. I have to show my cool side.’
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After Real Madrid’s training ended.
Valverde asked the head coach with a serious expression.
“… “It would be difficult to leave Jeju in the final, right?”
To Valverde’s question, the head coach answered with a puzzled expression.
“Boss, if Jeju doesn’t play anyway, we will lose in the final. Rather, let’s leave it to heaven. “Jesus could put on a crazy performance like they did in the Champions League final against Manchester United.”
Valverde’s face looked irritated for a moment when he saw the head coach’s expression, but after thinking about it carefully, he thought it was true and calmed down his anger.
“… Would you like to pray together?”
Valverde’s resigned voice resonates softly.
“… Let’s go. What should I do?”
In the past, Head Coach Philippe, who served as Acting Manager of Real Madrid on behalf of Valverde, nodded.
‘Please, don’t let Jejus have an accident!’
So the two quietly prayed.
‘Please, let Coach Valverde stay in charge longer!’
It was a moment in which the phrase ‘same dream, different dream’ was incredibly fitting.
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Parc des Princes, where the Champions League final match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona is held.
Before the game started, Jesus Christ, who was warming up, slowly looked at the audience.
“You stupid Barcelona bastards! God wants victory!”
Among the enthusiastic cheering crowd, there was a family who visited the stadium to cheer him on.
‘It’s over there.’
Amazingly, the Lord Jesus found his family right among the crowd.
Starting with Song Yu-na, now a mother of four children, raising her middle finger at the Barcelona players without the children knowing, Yohan having a conversation with his girlfriend, the twins eating different types of food sold at the stadium, and looking somewhat distressed. The sight of Joseph being held in his mother’s arms caught my eye.
Seeing such a close-knit family brought a warm smile to the face of the Lord Jesus.
‘Strangely enough, I’m in a good mood today.’
He felt lighter than usual, perhaps because he saw his family cheering for him at the stadium.
“Hey, Real Madrid won the league title, so we’ll win the Champions League?”
While the Lord Jesus smiles brightly at his family. Yoo Young-beom, the starting goalkeeper of FC Barcelona and the guardian of the Korean national team, has approached.
“Bro, this game is the Champions League final.”
Lord Jesus snorted at Yoo Young-beom’s absurd words.
“And we are Real Madrid, the emperor of Europe.”
The Lord Jesus continued his words.
“As long as I play, we won’t lose in the Champions League.”
Yoo Young-beom was speechless at the maddening words of the Lord Jesus.
‘… What. I said that for a laugh. You answer with a straight face.’
