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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 228

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 228

Chapter 228 – Side Story 62: Changes Made by the Lord Jesus.

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The first leg of the Champions League semifinals against Manchester United ended in a draw.

[Manchester United’s new king! Eric Corvino! Scored multiple goals against Real Madrid and was selected as Man of the Match!]

The MOM was given to Eric Corvino, not me.

I humbly admitted it. The protagonist of the first leg of the Champions League semifinals was Eric Corvino.

“Valverde, who stole Jesus’ MOM, wake up!”

“Awaken! “Awaken!”

But the madridistas were angry that I did not receive the man of the match award.

They took their anger out on Real Madrid coach Valverde.

“What’s wrong with Jejus being substituted in a draw situation?”

“Stupid Valverde ruined the careers of Real Madrid and Jesus!”

According to them, I wasn’t selected as Man of the Match because Valverde made a substitution.

I listened carefully to their words. As a result, I was naturally persuaded and eventually admitted it.

“Wake up the vicious Marm Valverde! Landlord Jejus is also a person!”

The reason I, the owner, was not selected as Man of the Match is all because of Valverde’s failure to properly manage Real Madrid.

“Waaah-!! Jeju is with us!!”

That’s why I quietly joined the ranks of the protesters.

[Jejus attends the protest condemning Valverde. ‘The director is in a position of responsibility.’]

[Real Madrid coach Valverde announces his intention to resign to President Núñez. ‘I will step down with responsibility.’]

Later, it was said that Valverde, upon learning of this fact, went to President Nunez and conveyed his intention to resign.

[Jesus criticizes Valverde for taking responsibility. ‘Responsibility is not taken that way. So I will not allow it.’]

[Real Madrid President Núñez opens up about the controversy. ‘There is still a lot of time left on Valverde’s contract. I have no doubt that he will faithfully fulfill his contract.’]

Unfortunately, the ink on the contract he signed last season is not yet dry.

There was still three years left for Valverde to become free.

Perhaps Valverde would have realized it by now. Contracts require careful consideration.

***

Real Madrid played a league match against Getafe three days after the match against Manchester United.

At the time of writing the starting list.

Valverde tried to grant rest to all the Best 11 members, including Jesus Christ.

[Jesus (pseudonym), Real Madrid starting striker.]

-Valverde, the servant of evil, awaken! Awaken!

However, the image of the Lord Jesus condemning Valverde and himself was broadcast on local broadcasting in Madrid.

“It’s a change of plan. Even if I die, I will definitely let Jeju participate.”

After watching the broadcast, Valverde changed the starting list due to his personal feelings of revenge on the Lord Jesus.

And that decision actually turned out to be a godsend.

“Come to your senses! If you concede a goal, I score and that’s it! Don’t be afraid and play proactively!”

Joo Jesus, who played as a starter wearing the captain’s armband in the match against Getafe, showed his captaincy in the early stages of the game by taking care of the mentality of the young players who were shaken by Getafe’s strong attack.

[Jejus, wearing the captain’s armband and playing as a starter, comforts the young players.]

[… Time flies so quickly. Jejus, a bad boy who used to throw flying kicks at his team’s coach, has now become a veteran of the team and is serving as a mental support for the young players.]

[Haha, Jejus’ debut season was sensational in many ways. Isn’t this the best debut season that is still talked about?]

The image of the Lord Jesus comforting the young players was captured on the broadcast camera.

The smiles of parents watching their mischievous child grow up were on the viewers’ faces.

[Jesus! He breaks through Getafe’s defenders as easily as twisting a child’s wrist! And he even beat the goalkeeper and scored with ease.]

[Real Madrid starts to lead 1:0. And the ecstatic Getafe players were caught on the broadcast camera.]

Jesus Joo, who was just a young prospect who showed off brilliant talent, was still good at soccer even now that he had become a great adult.

[Ah! Jejus, who scored a goal, starts dancing in front of the Getafe crowd!]

└ Oh my god! What is that terrible dance!!

└ I feel like my eyes are rotting!

└ What a terrible dance suitable for Vardird.

└ Isn’t that what Barcelona should say?

[It’s terrible. What a terrible dance! It’s like a fire bowerbird doing a courtship dance! I want to kick his ass!]

└ Now, what did this son of a bitch say to our god?

└ It’s blasphemy! This man blasphemed God!

[Jesus collects yellow cards once again. Will that disgust dance video also be recorded at the Jeju Museum? Personally, I think that for his honor, that disgusting dance should not be recorded as a video.]

And the eccentricity continued.

***

[Song_You. Official_★]

(Photo of three siblings sitting together on the sofa. Jpg)

My husband♥ watching the game with the kids. (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

For your information, Joseph is still sleeping because he is a baby! Ꮚ・ꈊ・Ꮚ

(Shake your butt, Lord Jesus. Gif)

Omg! Isn’t my husband so cute?!

✧ ─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ

I want to run and pamper myselfㅠㅠ

I guess I’ll have to feed Jesus some eel this evening! (◍ ´꒳` ◍)

└ That… Cute… ?

└Song_You: If I’m cute, I’m cute! ‾̟̟̟̞(((ꎤ ✧曲✧)̂—̳̞̞͟o (Forced cuteness injection punch!)

└ Ah haha ​​Song Yuna, her dictatorial form she is crazy

└ ㄹㅇ Crazy bitch haha ​​​​After having kids, it was a little quiet, but then I got sick again haha

└ Song_You: Ma, are you hitting on me? Can’t you write nice comments? And then it goes to the goal?(૭ ◉༬◉)૭⁾⁾⁾⁾

└They said it was called Buchang Busu;; My husband beat a player on the field. Her wife beats up unemployed people in the corner on the Internet.

└ ㅆㅂ Suddenly, what’s a big deal.

└ Turn on your blinkers and use your gun, you bastard!

└ Song_You: Just say it, unemployed people in the corner! Sue beam! (✧Д✧)

└ I respect you. Even after 8 years of marriage, your love for each other is still strong! Do you have any secrets?

└ Song_You: Um… My beautiful appearance and sexy body? And elegance?

└ Lord_Jesus_9: … Sexy body?

└ Song_You: Baby? (ꐦ◎曲◎ꐦ) What does that mean?

└ Elegant dignity?

└What is it? Haha, Jesus brother’s penetration is crazy haha

└Hey! Sober! What can I do if I don’t listen to the manager’s tactical instructions during halftime? Don’t you put your cell phone in?

└ Song_You: Friends, I’m out for a moment.

└ Ah haha ​​​​​​Jesus brother haha ​​​​​​If you don’t want to get ripped off at home, take care of yourself haha

└ Honestly, this is Song Yuna’s fault. What with an A-cup body? Sexy body?

└ Lord_Jesus_9: Do you want to rummage? Don’t bother my wife.

└ Lord_Jesus_9: A woman’s breasts are not important. The only thing that matters is the heart.

└ Lord_Jesus_9: I just like Song Yu, a woman like her.

└ Song_You: Baby… (̒ ́ඉ.̫ ඉ ̀ ͒)

└ Ah haha, this is how I live.

└ The Lord Jesus’s decompression went crazy;;

└ But why is there no soul in Danju’s writing?

└ Hwalbindanju Lord Jesus. Your sad heart of not being able to say that you like big breasts ‘touched’ me.

***

The match against Getafe has ended.

The score is 5: 3.

I scored 5 goals, and the Real Madrid defense contributed 3 goals.

In fact, Real Madrid might have conceded more goals if they had not pounded Getafe hard every time their defense faltered.

Fortunately, Getafe’s mentality was broken before that of the young prospects, so it ended like this.

If the Getafe players had been a little stronger mentally, I might have defeated Jejus on the pitch.

If so. At least the season is out.

Of course, as punishment.

Anyway.

“Hala Madrid! God accept our worship!!”

“Giggles. Are you coming?”

I left the ground after thanking the Madrid fans who came to support us during the away game.

“Jesus, thank you for your hard work.”

Valverde patted her on the shoulder, saying she had a hard time.

‘Now that you think about it, wasn’t Valverde crazy before?’

When I looked at his face, I suddenly remembered the time when I transferred from FC Barcelona to Real Madri.

-I call this the Valverde calculation

Although it was new to me, I realized that my regression had a positive impact on many people.

Luis Garcia, who would become a legend of FC Barcelona, ​​became a legend of Real Madrid.

Valverde, a mentally ill man who was scheduled to be fired from Real Madrid, became a legendary coach and was leading a normal life.

And Valverde and Luis became a father-in-law and son-in-law, and Luis became the father of a child.

I can’t believe I contributed to all these changes. I felt proud.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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