Chapter 226 – Side Story 60: You Can’t Cry -2
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Turn back time.
When the Glazer family was kicked out of Manchester United after taking responsibility for the result of the Champions League final against Real Madrid.
[Manchester United, embraced by oil money.]
Manchester United have succeeded in getting under the warm ass of a rich oil prince.
“Bow your head! The great king of the Premier League is resurrected!”
“Glory! Glory, Man United.”
While the Red Devils are expressing anticipation about the change in ownership.
“Ah, I see you came. Yasir bin Mubarak, who will take on the role of Manchester United president in the future. Nice to meet you.”
“Oh, yes. Nice to meet you.”
A face-to-face meeting was held between Manchester United’s manager and the owner’s representative.
“It doesn’t matter how much it costs or what you do, just three years. “Bring the Big Ear to the prince within three years.”
“That… Even if you are told to spend your money as much as you want, the FFP rules…”
“Don’t worry about that, there is nothing in this world that can’t be done with money.”
The manager of Manchester United was given full authority in exchange for the Big Year in a face-to-face meeting with the team owner’s representative, which was half-fearful and half-excited.
“Director! AC Milan says they won’t sell it unless it’s 150 million euros (KRW 210 billion)!”
“Boss! Wouldn’t you rather use that money to sign Joo Yoon from Colchester United?! This guy is in crazy form these days! He is currently being evaluated as the next Luis Garcia, beating Tottenham’s Enso!”
“Hmm. Because it’s not my money anyway. Recruit both.”
He immediately declared that all positions would become world-class. We attempted to recruit a storm in the summer transfer market.
[Manchester United pays Jeju’s buyout. Entering into personal negotiations with Jeju.]
It was a natural phenomenon for the ‘god of soccer’ Joo Jesus to receive a love call from Manchester United.
[Is Jesus going to Manchester United with an annual salary offer of 150 billion won?]
└ Wow, fuck. My annual salary is 150 billion won. Jesus bro! Couldn’t you give me a job as a punching bag to relieve stress?
└ You idiot. Look at this first and then speak.
└ (Punching bag burst after being hit by Tathagata’s kidney. Gif)
└ Kkkk He must be an alchemist, or he is trying to make an equivalent exchange between life and employment.
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ I put my life on the scale.
└ Hey! Lord Jesus! I will give you special permission to join Hwang Yu, who will become the strongest in the future!
└ Permission ㅇㅈㄹ LOL
└ Danju, I don’t think I’ll go to Manchester United because of this bastard haha
[Psychological expert confirms the Lord Jesus’ transfer with 99% certainty. ‘Athlete Jesus Joo suffers from poverty and lack. If it is Manchester United’s offer, I will transfer without hesitation.’]
└ Expert official has come out~
└ From now on, the evil empire is the Red Devils, and Old Trafford has evolved into the Devil’s Castle!
└ Hehe, bow your head before Lord Jesus, the Grand Duke of the Demon World! You bastards!
└ Ah. It’s disgusting to see these bastards hanging out;;
└ ㄹㅇ The transfer hasn’t even been confirmed yet; It’s too bad.
└ Ah haha the annual salary is 150 billion won, can you bear it haha
[Little madridista sheds tears over Jejus transfer rumors. ‘Don’t leave Jeju!’]
└ It’s unfortunate, but I think I’ll understand even if Jejus leaves.
└ That’s right. It’s too much of an amount to refuse.
└ It was an honor to watch him play at the Santiago Bernabeu so far. He is a great legend of Real Madrid no matter what anyone says. Although we are parting ways now, I believe he will return to Santiago Bernabeu someday.
Due to the astronomical salary proposed by Manchester United, most soccer fans thought that Jesus Joo would leave Real Madrid and head to Manchester United.
[Jesus flatly denies transfer rumors, ‘My heart is in Real Madrid.’]
└ Oh! Is this really true? He’s staying?
└ Damn it! We need a bigger and grander statue of Jejus!
└ Oh my god! May Real Madrid live forever!
However, Jesus Christ rejected Manchester United’s offer.
[Jejus, who posted a harmonious family photo on social media, expressed satisfaction with his life in Madrid. ‘My family is satisfied with our life in Madrid.’]
Unlike the past, when people only cared about money, the Lord Jesus had a family that he could not change even if he were given the world, and he considered the happiness of his family as his top priority.
And above all.
“No, Real Madrid is mine, so why go to Manchester United?”
He thought Real Madrid was his. No matter how much money he gives, there is no one who can become a servant for a landlord.
In the first place, there was no option for him to transfer from Real Madrid.
So, what was the situation of Manchester United, which failed in its attempt to recruit Joo Jesus?
“Tsk, it’s a shame, but there’s nothing we can do.”
Although they were a little disappointed, they used the money to recruit Jesus Christ to recruit other world-class players.
“In reality, even if Jejus accepted the offer, that was still a problem. No matter what I did, I had no choice but to fall under the FFP rules.”
To be a little more honest, Jesus’ buyout payment was meant to tease out the bad. If I had actually accepted the offer, I might have been embarrassed.
Anyway. Manchester United is armed with the best players. Manchester United fans expressed their expectations for the squad, which looked reassuring just by looking at it, saying, ‘This time it’s really different.’
[Manchester United, shock loss to Colchester United!]
But the expectations disappeared in an instant. Manchester United had a difficult time at the beginning of the season. Manchester United’s play during this period felt rather old-fashioned due to the haphazard tying of luxurious fabrics.
“Fuck! “You idiot, why don’t you pass there!”
“How much is my salary? You should suit me, you son of a bitch!”
The existing players and the transferees did not work well together, and problems with organizational skills were revealed.
In a way, it was a planned tragedy. The good news was that Manchester United’s coach succeeded in taking control of the players.
If a little more time passes like this, the players will adapt to the manager’s tactics and Manchester United will transform into a strong team.
“Booooo-!! “Go away, you idiot, bald bastard!!”
“Octopus head! Out!”
However, the director did not have enough time.
Fans who were angry at the team losing with the worst performance despite spending an astronomical amount of money on transfers demanded the resignation of the coach.
[Manchester United Chairman Yasir bin Mubarak supports the manager. ‘No matter what happens until the end of the season, I will not fire him.’]
Fortunately, the Manchester United manager was able to withstand the fans’ demands for his resignation with the support of the team owner.
And that little bit of time was enough time for Manchester United to transform into a strong team.
As the season entered the second half, Manchester United players began to get used to the manager’s tactics. They became stronger as time passed. Before I knew it, I was ranked 5th in the league.
Unfortunately, winning the Premier League was already impossible due to the points lost at the beginning of the season.
So they bet everything on the Champions League and FA Cup.
Time passed so quickly.
“Fuck off!! The time for revenge has finally come!”
“God of soccer? Tell them to go fuck themselves! “That kid hasn’t been verified in the EPL yet!”
The opponent for the semifinals was decided to be Real Madrid, where Joo Jesus is located. The players showed a fighting spirit rather than fear.
“… Is this worth doing?”
And it was the same for transfer student Federico Fernandez.
Finals 12vs0? Worst defeat in club history? What is that?
Wasn’t that before I transferred?
Even Real Madrid is getting weaker in real time due to aging?
On the other hand, we are getting stronger in real time.
Even if it is Jejus, the god of soccer. Wouldn’t it be difficult to lead Real Madrid, the sick man of Europe, against Manchester United, who have completely transformed themselves?
And if I successfully stop Real Madrid, my price will go up even more in an instant, right?
Federico Fernández entered the first leg of the Champions League semifinals with confidence, dreaming of a bright future.
“… Jesus Fucking Christ.”
It didn’t take long for his confidence to be shattered.
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47 – 48 Champions League semifinal first leg.
Old Trafford
“Jesus! Be careful with your cards! No matter what happens, there will never be a red card!”
“Unseong.”
The Lord Jesus placed his index finger to his mouth as he watched Val Verde cry out from outside the touchline.
“What?”
“Don’t raise your voice like that, Valverde.”
Valverde looked dumbfounded at the words and actions of the Lord Jesus.
Soon, Valverde’s face, thinking that he had been ignored, began to turn red with shame and anger, and he tried to shout at the Lord Jesus.
But.
Poop-!
“Wow!”
Valverde saw a Manchester United player flying in the sky. He had no choice but to suppress his anger within himself.
“It’s flying~ It’s flying in the sky~~”
Valverde, who had succeeded in controlling his anger, heard the clear voice of the Lord Jesus in his ears.
“This is not submission, but a great national concession for peace.”
He attempted a spiritual victory by saying that he had protected the peace of our time with his own hands.
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[Title: Stop… Group. I was wrong.]
Written by: Invincible Hwangyu.
(Man Utd defender Federico Fernandez flying in the sky. Gif)
I won’t cry from now on. Don’t lose.
└ Ah haha, they said it would be enough to just get beaten and cry.
└ ㅆㅂ;; I didn’t know he was going to physically beat the players.
└ 12vs0 was not the score, but the number of people standing on the ground.
└ How does it become 12vs 0?
└ 12 (11+referee) vs 0 (blind) kkkk.
└ ㅆㅂ;; Wasn’t that really bought? Why don’t you give me a warning!
└ How do you give a warning when someone flies in front of you;;
└ The referee is also a human being!
