Chapter 223 – Side Story 57: Vs Dortmund -1
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While the Lord Jesus possesses the hero and protects the peace of La Liga from the worst generation.
The Champions League quarterfinals are just around the corner.
Real Madrid’s opponent was Dortmund, where Ko Seok-jun plays.
Ugh-!
Ugh-!
“Hey, who are you?”
The Lord Jesus woke up irritated by the constant vibrating sound of his smartphone. He turned on his smartphone and found the cause in an instant.
– Go Seok-jun: Hey, what are you doing?
– Go Seok-jun: Are you training?
– Go Seok-jun: Looks like he’s training. Please contact me when the training is over.
– Me: Oh, what time is it? I’m texting!
– Go Seok-jun: ? It’s 11 a.M.?
-Me: It’s nap time, you son of a bitch.
– Go Seok-jun: ㅁㅊ;; Are you sleeping at this time?
-Me: I don’t know about Siesta?
– Go Seok-jun: Oh, I’ve heard of it. But wasn’t it abolished a long time ago?
-Me: This committee has never approved the abolition of Siesta!
-Go Seok-Jun: This guy is fucking up again.
-Me: So why did you text me?
– Go Seok-jun: After the game tomorrow, I contacted you and asked if I could have a meal when I had time.
– Go Seok-jun: Is it time?
– Me: ㅇㅇ It’s time. See you tomorrow.
After making a dinner date with Go Seok-jun, the Lord Jesus ended his chat room. He woke up Luis Garcia, who was sleeping nearby, by nudging him with his foot.
“Hey, wake up for special training.”
Go Seok-jun. You will pay the price for disturbing my sleep. The Lord Jesus quietly recited and took Luis Garcia with him to the training ground.
“Boss! “I caught Luis Garcia who was taking a nap while hiding!”
“… !! “You idiot like Judas!”
And quickly sold Luis Garcia to Valverde. An angry Luis Garcia glared at the Lord Jesus, but the Lord Jesus lightly snorted.
“What are you going to do, what can you do other than bursting rotten durians?”
The day after selling Luis Garcia like that.
There were two rotten durians in the Lord Jesus’ car.
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“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!”
First leg of the Champions League quarterfinals. The Santiago Bernabeu, where the match between Real Madrid and Dortmund took place, was crowded with Koreans who came to cheer on the two players.
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡hala madrid!”
In order not to become like the Korean spectators who were stuffed on the Internet after being rude during the match against Mallorca, they sang Real Madrid’s cheering song sincerely and quickly assimilated with the local fans.
♪♩♬~
Real Madrid’s cheering song ends and the Champions League theme song begins to play.
“Vaaaaamos-!!”
At the same time, the players enter the stadium and the spectators shout loudly in support of the players.
Starting with captain Sergio Pepe, passing through Luis Garcia and Luka Savic, and finally the Lord Jesus appeared on the pitch.
“God bless Real Madrid!!”
Real Madrid’s home crowd was confident of victory when the Lord Jesus appeared.
The great God of Real Madrid will engrave an immortal achievement in Real Madrid’s history that no one can achieve.
Beep-!!
The game began with Dortmund kicking off with the madridistas’ sincere faith.
[Ugh-! Dortmund came out with a very aggressive tactic!]
[Hey! Everyone rushes to the attack zone, leaving only the two centers alone! Which team can bring such aggressive tactics against Real Madrid!]
Dortmund rushed into the Real Madrid camp as soon as the game started.
Real Madrid players were taken aback by Dortmund’s sudden attack.
Teok-!
After receiving a pass from Karl Trapp, Ko Seok-jun’s surprise mid-range shot hit Ter Neuer’s fingertips and missed the goal line.
“Ah! Fuck!!”
Go Seok-jun bit his uniform in regret, and Lord Jesus looked at him.
Like a hyena stalking its prey, intensely.
And not long after, an opportunity came to the Lord Jesus.
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There is a saying I have heard countless times since I was young. It is said that if you live a good life, you will be rewarded someday.
I really liked this word since I was young.
‘Kids, that’s all a blatant lie. Rich people live well in this world.’
‘Whew. I almost wasted my life on God’s nonsense.’
‘A revolution is imminent. A revolution is imminent. A revolution is imminent.’
‘Look! Orphan comrades! Now it’s time to practice equality! Let’s raise our bamboo spears!’
‘Hoho, Director, please come to the rooftop for a moment.’
‘I do my best to teach children the harsh reality…’
‘Shut up and follow me.’
Although there was a brief period when I went astray due to the harsh reality instilled in me by my orphanage mother, I still believed in those words and did not hesitate to do good deeds.
“Karl! “Give me the ball!”
And it was the same even now.
The moment when I joined the defense with a good heart to save Real Madrid, which was in crisis due to the slightly lacking abilities of the defenders.
Dortmund players passed a pass to Ko Seok-jun.
I realized it instinctively.
This is God’s arrangement to accumulate good karma.
“Deus Vult!! God wants it!!”
So, I immediately shouted the name of God and declared a holy war.
This is God’s will. It is absolutely not my will.
“Suck!! Be careful!!”
I ran at high speed towards Seokjun Ko, who caught the surrounding ball. Dortmund discovered this and cautioned Ko Seok-jun. It’s already too late.
“This is crazy!! Port…”
Go Seok-jun turned his head and looked at me with a white-faced expression. Judging from his open mouth, it looks like he’s about to surrender.
“The door is open!!”
I didn’t hear anything. Since you haven’t heard, this is fair execution.
“Ohm!! Marnie! Half! Mail! Home!!”
The palm containing the energy of Buddha digs into Go Seok-jun’s abdomen.
The energy of Buddha, which had descended for the first time in a long time, caused extreme pain to Maguni, who was inside Go Seokjun.
“Tekkaiiiii!!”
Magun’s desperate screams echoed through the Santiago Bernabeu.
“Namu Amitabha Buddha. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.”
I turned my head to look at the Lord with the face of a benevolent Buddha, and the Lord made eye contact with me with a pure expression that said he knew nothing.
… Why don’t you blow the whistle?
Isn’t this a foul?
What is my card?
For a moment, I was embarrassed by the referee not blowing the whistle.
I immediately counterattacked and muttered.
“Lord, I will send up one more cub.”
It looks like there is one more demon.
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“Tekkaiiiii-!!”
Go Seok-jun falls to the ground, screaming strangely. Valverde instinctively realized that the Lord Jesus had had an accident.
“Put…”
Val Verde could barely contain the swear words that were about to burst out of his mouth. If you yell at the Lord Jesus now, the referee will look at you strangely. In the worst case, he might realize something and warn the Lord Jesus.
‘Good idea. Good idea.’
While he was meditating and letting go of his anger.
The Lord Jesus easily broke down Dortmund’s defense with a one-two pass with Luis Garcia and then hit the net.
“Hala Jesus!!!”
Valverde caught the eye of the Lord Jesus running towards him with the praise of the spectators visiting the Santiago Bernabeu.
‘Hehe… Guy.’
Valverde prepared his heart with the smile of his benevolent grandfather.
Hot-!
The moment Valverde caught his head when the Lord Jesus came running.
Hot-!
He also held the head of the Lord Jesus and shook it.
“Puta! Jesus! Score at least 5 goals and be damned!”
Eight years was enough time to adapt in one’s own way to the person called the Lord Jesus.
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[Ah, I’m so sorry. Dortmund. It was a very nice atmosphere, right? Real Madrid faltered due to Dortmund’s aggressive momentum, but the mood turned around with Joo Jesus’ defense participation and one shot.]
[Yes. Dortmund has been leading the game so far, right? But he couldn’t block Joo Jesus’ sharp blow! If this happens, Dortmund will have to quickly regain their composure. If we concede more goals, we could collapse…]
Sloshing-.
[Gooooo!! Jesus, the god of soccer, assists Jesus González’s score with a fantastic pass!!]
[This scene reminds me of the Son-Ke duo’s goal in the past. The moment when Joo Jesus went down to the half line. Jesus González was well positioned as he penetrated into empty space. I guess you could say he stabbed and hit well.]
[Ah… Dortmund. I prepared a lot. Does it collapse like this? It’s really unfortunate. But the game isn’t over yet, right? A 2-point lead is enough to turn things around!]
└ What is it? Is this person a Dortmund fan? Aren’t you being too biased in rooting for Dortmund?
└ ㄴㄴ This commentary is not about Dortmund, but FC Barcelona… What are you and who are you!!
└ Ha, the whole world is… Eupeup!
