Chapter 222 – Side Story 56: The Worst Generation.
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After the match against Mallorca ended.
Real Madrid gained momentum and began to defeat other teams.
“Puta! “What kind of bastard, what kind of bastard broke the seal on the sleeping devil!”
“Evil-! I hit a bone! “
“Port-! Luck-! Port-! Good luck!”
In particular, the performance of Jesus Christ, who was on the front line, was surprising. He seemed to have awakened after the match against Mallorca and devastated La Liga at a tremendous pace.
[La Liga’s defenses collapse without being able to stop Jejus.]
[Goal! Goal! Goal! Jesus Joo succeeds in scoring with a fantastic overhead kick!]
[Real Madrid, which is ahead in the championship race, widens the gap with FC Barcelona to 6 points.]
The screams of the opposing players who faced Joo Jesus became valuable points and helped Real Madrid gain weight.
“Do you have Jeju’s special secret to scoring goals?”
“There is.”
Even as Real Madrid was steadily accumulating points, Jesus Joo approached the public in a friendly way by appearing on TV to earn money for snacks for the children.
“Oh, if you don’t mind, may I know what the secret is?”
“It’s simple. All you need is 99% violence and 1% inspiration.”
“Oh, I see, effort is important… “
“It’s not effort, it’s violence.”
“… Yes? Violence?”
Naturally, the awareness of the Lord Jesus expanded to various classes. Even people who didn’t know anything about football learned about the person who was the Lord Jesus.
“Oh my, that person is very handsome. Are you a martial arts player?”
“… “He’s a soccer player?”
“Oh my god, soccer is also a very violent sport. By the way, is soccer a sport where you win if you make the person wearing the fluorescent clothes fly farther?”
“… Well, it’s similar.”
Yes. Since the time when Joo Jesus was playing for FC Barcelona, the generation that started dreaming of watching him play has gradually appeared in various fields, including the soccer world.
[Famous American pop singer Emilia chooses Jesus Christ as her ideal type. ‘I became a fan after watching soccer videos of him in action as a child.’]
└ Oh, no. It’s snowing… Why do you like that guy!
└ Wow? What is this person? Your breasts are so big;; Is it surgery?
└ It is a natural resource.
└ Natural resources ㅇㅈㄹ haha
└ I guess Danju-myeon is biting the blanket at home now, regretting marrying Song Yu-na.
└ Don’t touch our Yuna! You have just touched one million empty yudan!
└ There are 1 million empty yudan? ㄷㄷ;;
└ There are 1 million social misfits ㄷㄷ;;
[Emilia, answering the reporter’s question about whether you have ever watched the Lord Jesus play. ‘Unfortunately, there is none. I planned a vacation to watch him play, but unfortunately, he was suspended a week before the vacation, so my plans were canceled.’]
└ Hey, you too? Hey me too lol
└ㅆㅂ It’s a good idea to form a consensus haha
└ Haha, the power of disciplinary inmates is spreading globally~
└But he’s Spanish in the US. I’m Spanish in Korea, but he’s a sober bastard.
└ Ah haha, it’s your fault for not pouring water and praying haha
└ I did it, damn it.
└ Want to raise money?
└ ㅇㅇ Put up 10,000 won.
└ Ah, haha, I didn’t have enough sincerity. They should have floated Shin Saimdang on the water haha
[Italian top model Valeria Gastini. ‘If he comes to AC Milan, he will stand on the runway naked.’]
└ ㅗㅜㅑ… If you are looking for a one-season lease for a Jesus-type building, I recommend it…
└ Even though it’s a 30-year-old madridista, it’s still good haha
└ Haha, I want to live like Jesus.
└ Her wife is Song Yuna, the embodiment of A cup?
└ Ah haha men under B cup…
└ (╬ಠ益ಠ)
└ … Do you understand? A cup is also a great woman.
└ (๑˘︶˘๑)
└… Did you go?
└ Fuck, I almost got screwed.
└ Crazy bitch, now he leaves only emoticons without any text;;
[Dortmund youth actor Matthias Reus chooses the Lord Jesus as his idol. ‘There is romance in his play.’]
└ Look how there are no comments here.
└ There is a lot of interest in Gothyue.
Naturally, the star quality of the Lord Jesus exploded.
[Joo Jesus is the world’s highest-earning sports star.]
Prospects admire the Lord Jesus even more, and with the desire to become like the Lord Jesus, they observed his every move and tried to imitate every little thing.
[Arsenal prospect John Davis booked criminally for assault. ‘It was to develop soccer skills through enlightenment.’]
[Manchester United prospect Rafael Cantona throws a kung fu kick to his team’s senior on the ground. ‘It feels like the skin of potential that surrounded me has been peeled off.’]
[Bayern Munich prospect Deutschland hits a shot at the referee. ‘It is clear that the referee took advantage of Dortmund. I administered justice.’]
[PSG prospect Adebayor displays a comeback celebration against his former team. ‘The little child inside me shouted. ‘Go in reverse.’]
[AS Roma promising star Mussolini performs a celebration to provoke the away team. ‘This is the kind of soccer that is popular these days.’]
That’s how the worst generation was born.
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[Title: Lord Jesus, this bastard was not a heavenly demon, but a blood demon.]
(Arsenal prospect mentions Jesus name as reason for assault. Jpg)
(Manchester United prospect throwing a kung fu kick to his team’s senior on the ground. Gif)
(Bayern Munich, PSG, and Juventus prospects making a fuss. Jpg)
They are drenching the world with blood through their followers ㅅㅂㅋ
└ Oh, fuck. John Davis’s career was ruined because of his sobriety. He was a promising prospect, but ㅅㅂ;;
└ That promising prospect was ruined haha
└ Ah haha Danju doesn’t even shake his fist on the street, he’s at the level of an Arsenal prospect haha
└ Wasn’t it Arsenal that you ate with dog food last time?
└ Arsenal is Arsenal, but other teams are also bad ;;
└Man Utd haha what the fuck is a kung fu kick.
└ I feel dizzy just watching the fucking interview.
└ Kkkk Danju is being copied!!
└ Ha… The whole world is Jesus Protestantism.
[Title: Huh? What is it? Why is Real Madrid doing okay when all the prospects are ruined?]
No, why is Real Madrid okay?
Honestly, isn’t this the place that was most affected by sobriety and should have been the most devastated?
└ Huh? I know? What is it?
└ Not only in Real Madrid, but also in La Liga, promising players are not causing much trouble.
└ … ?!
└ Prospects from the League of Legends, ranked No. 1 in terms of commercial value, are especially making a fuss haha
└ Ignoring the idiot above, really, why is La Liga so quiet? What is it?
***
While watching the community, I remembered the saying that life is a tragedy when viewed from afar, but a comedy when viewed up close.
Isn’t it the opposite?
It’s just that nothing is as accurate as this at this point, so I added a little variation.
Anyway.
[The Lord Jesus attended the wedding of Jesús González from ‘Jejus, Spain’ and gave his blessing. ‘Once you start a family, become a father, and feel responsible, you grow greatly both as a soccer player and as a person. I hope that the future of the two will be filled with only good things.’]
Even while the world was noisy about my followers, La Liga was peaceful. I know why.
[Jejus invites young prospects to his house. ‘These are children who dream of becoming soccer players together with Yohan (son). Even though my experience was limited, I invited them to dinner in the hope that it would be helpful to the children.’]
I have a variety of thoughts on the field, but off the field I am a great family man and veteran, and have become an example for many Real Madrid prospects.
[Jesus attending Jesús González’s wedding. Is Jesús González’s wife having an affair with Jejus?]
But of course, the prospects could not understand this. Because the media is always looking for something provocative, my daily life seemed uninteresting, boring, and stiff.
Fortunately, a documentary containing my daily life was released on Netflix…
“I messed up.”
Really, I failed like a dog.
Actually, even if it were me, I wouldn’t be curious about the daily life of a soccer player.
I should just take pictures of my unfortunate childhood and sell them.
“Well, Spain is better than other places.”
There are madridistas who like even the little things about my daily life.
It is also easy to punish media outlets for publishing false reports. Sometimes, media outlets were burned down by angry madridistas before I could even punish them.
Also, maybe it’s because the world’s best player plays in his country’s league. There was a lot of interest in me.
[The Lord Jesus documentary takes first place in the documentary category of Netulix in Spain.]
If Spain is the only place where my daily life documentary, produced by a company I own, ranked first in the Netflix documentary category, I’m done.
Thanks to this, Spanish media often published articles about my ordinary daily life, and my daily life was well known to the Spanish people.
That’s also why Spanish prospects didn’t get into trouble by selling my name.
[‘Worst Generation’ Sergio Postigo of Atletico Madrid sheds tears after receiving lessons from Jesus, the ‘God of Football’. ‘I will accept the judgment of the fans.’]
Compared to overseas prospects, we are located nearby and can provide physical therapy.
