Chapter 215 – Side Story 49: Valverde Wants to Retire.
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Pwow-!
The soccer ball soars into the sky.
Even though I missed the golden opportunity, I don’t have an ounce of regret on my face.
[Real Madrid 5:0 SD Eibar]
Score: Jesus (3, 6, 9, 32, 38)
Assists: Luka Savic (3, 6, 9), Jesus González (32), Leo Lopez (38)
I already gave a perfect performance. Not only the activities shown on the electronic display board.
“Hala! Madrid! Hala Jesus!”
The cheers of the madridistas who visited the Santiago Bernabeu support this.
“Puta Madre! “Stop shooting water rockets, you son of a bitch!”
But not everyone was satisfied.
A representative example is Luis Garcia, who sent a pass to me at a golden opportunity.
He grabbed my collar with a red face. Hmm. Something feels familiar. Is it deja vu?
“Oh, I’m having trouble controlling my strength today?”
Recalling a similar situation in the past, I appealed to Luis Garcia with a sly expression that it was not intentional.
By the way, I think Luis Garcia and I have become very close. In the past, I would have just glared at you as if I was going to kill you.
“Don’t be damned! You son of a bitch! “It’s already number 7 in this game alone!”
“Like you ‘accidentally’ put a durian in my car?”
Luis Garcia seemed to have not resolved the ‘misunderstanding’ despite my polite explanation, and continued to use harsh words and actions, drawing aggro from the referee.
“Hey, what’s the problem?”
“It’s nothing.”
The referee, feeling strange, approaches slowly, fiddling with his card in his front pocket. I cautiously raised both hands and appealed that it was nothing.
“Hostia! Puta Madre! Referee, you idiot. “You’re missing out!”
“… “What did you just say?”
Luis Garcia, who was blinded by rabies, hit the referee with a pad.
“Wait a minute, wait a minute. “It’s because this guy is overly excited right now.”
“You know I’m not that kind of friend to begin with.”
Real Madrid players, who saw the referee’s stiff expression, rushed over and tried to calm him down.
“Lewis, as a sports athlete you must learn to respect others. “I’m leaving.”
The referee, who was upset by the sudden padding, ignored the players who tried to calm him down and ordered Luis Garcia to be sent off.
The referee ordered Luis Garcia to leave and settled the situation.
Hehe! Louis, you crazy bastard. The referee said he was bald and had erectile dysfunction!”
“You also leave.”
Out of nowhere, a red card was shown to me as well.
No, fuck. Why me?
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Game over.
League round 19.
Real Madrid 5:2 SD Eibar.
[Real Madrid beat second-place FC Barcelona by five points with a pleasant victory.]
[65 minutes of the second half. Luis Garcia and Lord Jesus are ejected from the ground in a friendly manner.]
[Rumors of discord between the Lord Jesus and Luis Garcia. ‘He was grabbed by the collar during the game.’ Netizens asked, ‘What on earth happened between best friends?’]
[Director SD Eibar vents his anger towards the Lord Jesus over the ‘water rocket controversy’. ‘No matter how weak the team is, we must do our best in the game. That is respect for the opposing team. Has Jesus lost respect for the opposing team?’]
[The Lord Jesus responds to Director SD Eibar’s words. ‘I get it. Next time I meet SD Eibar, I will fight against it with all my might.’]
[Director SD Eibar puts an end to the Lord Jesus’ remarks. ‘… But that doesn’t mean you should run with all your might.’]
[Spanish Royal Football Association RFEF suspends Luis Garcia for four games for swearing at his parents at the referee. Then, what was the punishment of the Lord Jesus, who also received a red card and was sent off?]
[Referee Martinez admits a mistake, saying, ‘Jesus’ sending off was wrong due to a momentary surge of emotions. I would like to apologize to Jejus.’]
[The Royal Spanish Football Association acknowledges the referee’s mistake and cancels the punishment of the Lord Jesus.]
[Coach Val Verde, looking exhausted, hints at his retirement. ‘I am too old. Real Madrid needs a creative, passionate and brilliant young coach.’]
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I reconciled with Luis Garcia after the SD Eibar game. No, actually, it’s funny to even call it reconciliation. We didn’t fight in the first place.
“Amigo Jejus, where do you want to go this summer?”
“Let’s go somewhere as close as possible. “Joseph is young, so going far away is difficult.”
It was just a light prank by ordinary men. If you don’t get along so well that you fight, would you make plans to travel with your family?
“Hmm… Then let’s go to Valencia this time.”
“Not bad.”
After talking for a while, Luis Garcia and I decided to just go on vacation to a coastal city near Madrid.
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Jesus, who has always been good at soccer and whose children are growing up healthy without any problems, has recently had a problem.
[Real Madrid coach Valverde selects successor. ‘I recommend Head Coach Philippe as my successor. In the past, he already proved his abilities as an acting director.’]
Real Madrid coach Valverde continues to consider retirement.
He said he was not tactically flexible and lagged behind trends. The Lord Jesus was convinced that Valverde was making excuses.
‘Does Real Madrid really need tactics? ‘I am there?’
That’s right too. The situation where the living tactical nucleus, Jesus Christ, is at Real Madrid.
No matter how much the Lord Jesus thought about it, Valverde’s words were not an excuse to retire.
So the Lord Jesus neatly blocked Valverde’s escape route.
-What do you think about Coach Valverde’s retirement statement?
“I think it’s ridiculous. If someone asks me about his abilities, I will answer like this. Don’t forget Patricia. At Real Madrid, where I play, the skills a coach needs are patience and self-discipline. Valverde is a great manager who is currently the best fit for Real Madrid. “If Valverde, my mentor, retires, I plan to retire along with him.”
In an interview conducted after the 20th round of the league match was over, Jesus Joo sprinkled rice cakes, and the reporters looked full just by listening to them, picked up the rice cakes and turned them into articles.
[Heart of Real Madrid. Jejus. ‘The day my mentor Valverde retires, I will retire too.’]
[Has Real Madrid already forgotten Patricia’s tragedy?]
[For a club that forgets history, there is no tomorrow. Real Madrid fans hold a signature campaign against Valverde’s retirement.]
[Real Madrid President Núñez denies rumors of Valverde’s dismissal. ‘Coach Valverde is a great coach suitable for Real Madrid. No one can replace him. I have no intention of dismissing him, and I would like to appoint him as permanent director.’]
Valverde looked at the flood of articles and screamed profanity in the director’s office.
“Puta! Madre! Why is Jejus blocking my splendid retirement life!?”
Then why did the Lord Jesus prevent Valverde from retiring?
In fact, the feelings of the Lord Jesus who prevented Valverde from retiring were simple.
‘I haven’t retired, but Valverde is retiring first?’
He was upset to see Valverde retired and having fun while he was working. And it was a hassle to get to know the new coach. It didn’t seem like he would be as considerate as Valverde.
‘Is this why God Sejong treated Hwang Hee until he passed away?’
Okay. That’s all.
And from that day on.
[Valverde, ‘I am old and decrepit and cannot continue as coach.’]
[Jesus, ‘Actually, I am older than Valverde. By the time he is old enough to retire, I will have already died and become oil. At 59, you’re still a baby.’]
[Valverde, ‘I am stagnant water. It is time to hand over the position to a young and talented director.’]
[Jesus, ‘Then I am rotten water that cannot stagnate. When you have time to talk nonsense, take the tonic I gave you.’]
A breathtaking fight has begun between those who want to retire and those who want to prevent retirement.
***
While somehow preventing Valverde from trying to retire.
Time passes quickly, and the time for revenge has arrived.
It is said that it is not too late for a gentleman’s revenge even if it takes 10 years.
Maybe it’s because I’ve always been good at accumulating virtue. In less than a year, the opportunity for revenge came.
“Blue moon You saw me standing alone.”
Manchester City’s home stadium, Etihad Stadium. Oh, no. Because it was a UEFA tournament, Manchester City’s cheering song could be heard at the City of Manchester Stadium.
That’s right. Today was the day of the first leg of the Champions League round of 16.
[Title: Oh, I got a love call from a big club, shouldn’t I let it go?]
[Subject: Tsk, Colchester United seems to be a graveyard for prospects. You should never go.]
[Title: I am disappointed in Joo Jesus.]
It was a day that would strike fear into ignorant Korean EPL fans.
