Chapter 211 – Side Story 45: The Club Owner Plays Soccer.
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While watching soccer under the hot sun and humidity, memories of the past suddenly came to mind.
“Uuuuu-!! Lord Jesus run! Woowoowoo-!”
“If you don’t play, your personality will be like Ronaldo! “If you don’t play, your personality will be like Ronaldo!”
I don’t know exactly if it was 7 or 8 years ago, but the crowd booed back then just like it does now.
“No, where did Danju go? “I can’t even see it on the Real Madrid bench?”
“What is this, really sobriety? Stealth skills suck.”
What has changed since then? Is it that I am now sitting on the bench of Colchester United despite being a starter on the field?
“Puta Madre! Where did Jejus go?”
“What! Why don’t we have a striker!!”
I carefully covered my face with a towel as I heard the confused voices of Real Madrid players on the ground? And through a small gap, I took a peek at the ground where the 11vs10 match was taking place.
The players were quite sensitive to the friendly match between Colchester United and Real Madrid, perhaps due to Korea’s high discomfort index.
“Puta! Puta! Puta!”
Luis Puta Garcia must have been in the heat as he stuck out his tongue on the ground and kept shouting Puta.
“Fuck! Shit! Is this the decision?”
Colchester United’s players also reacted irritably to trivial actions.
The good news is that both teams thought of me, so no physical conflict has occurred yet.
Anyway, I can’t watch the game properly because of the towel.
I quietly put the towel away, feeling frustrated that it was blocking my view.
“Oooooh-!!”
Then the open view of the stadium came into view. Real Madrid was pushing Colchester United despite being outnumbered.
“Shit! Don’t jump out!! “Hold your seat!”
Emmanuel Bernard, who joined Colchester United in this summer’s transfer window, shouted as he urgently cleared Luis Garcia’s pass toward the space created by partner center back Emil Krapp’s departure.
“Nice defense!”
Emil Crapp acknowledged his mistake and expressed his apology and gratitude by raising his thumb towards Emmanuel Bernard, who covered the space.
“Tsk… I thought it would be difficult even if there were 10 opponents, but to be pushed around this much makes the difference in level more severe than I thought. I guess additional recruitment is needed. Furthermore, I wonder if there is any way to extort more money from Jejus…”
While Pedro was watching the game with a serious expression on his face and muttering through one ear, the broadcast camera captured Colchester United’s bench.
“Oh! Found it! The Lord Jesus is on the Colchester United bench!”
“Uuuuu-! Ho dongsaeng, run the game!!”
My image, sitting behind Pedro, was projected on the electronic display board along with Pedro, and my location was eventually discovered by the audience.
“Mr. I got caught. Hey, I’m leaving.”
“Hmm, what! Since when have you been here!?”
“Starting 10 minutes after the game started.”
Leaving behind Pedro, who was startled as if he had seen a ghost, he slowly entered the stadium and the spectators who saw him cheered.
“Oi!! Jesus type! “I believed it!!”
“Wheeeeek-!! “The Lord Jesus is handsome!!”
A time when I was waiting for the referee’s signal to enter while expressing my gratitude to the cheers and applause of the audience.
Gurgling-gurgling-!
My lower abdomen started to hurt slightly.
Ugh. This is such a sudden poop.
Despite the referee’s signal that I could enter the stadium, I turned around and quickly ran to the bathroom.
“Fuck! “Where are you going, Jesus!!”
“Uuuuu-!! Lord Jesus who no-shows, wake up!!”
The audience who saw that was feeling victimized and misunderstood that the kid was going to no-show again, but it didn’t matter.
“If you run hard after going to the bathroom, you will forget everything and be happy.”
As a professional no-shower who has only attempted no-shows three times in my country, I can guarantee this.
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[Joo Jesus, who was waiting for the referee’s signal to return to the ground, is urgently running somewhere.]
[Ah. It was a bathroom. I think Joo Jesus’ intestinal condition is not very good.]
[That’s right! Joo Jesus, who is doing his best in the game despite not being in good condition, deserves a round of applause!]
└ ㅆㅂㅋ I didn’t run lol
└ Ah, I’m throwing this away like this haha
***
“Ta-da! “I’m back!”
The Lord Jesus took care of urgent business and returned to the ground.
Joo Jesus, who had concluded negotiations with Coach Valverde for leaving work in the short time he had to go to the bathroom, quickly scored a hat trick and tried to return to his hotel room where the cool air conditioner was waiting.
“Up the U`s Up the U`s!”
But unfortunately when he returned to the field. Before we knew it, the flow of the game had shifted from Real Madrid to Colchester United.
“And… “Colchester United is also better than I thought?”
“Well, I thought it would be a one-sided beating.”
Spectators who visited Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul looked on in amazement at Colchester United beating Real Madrid.
“Yeah, no. “It’s because I don’t have a Jesus type.”
“That’s right. “If Jesus had been there, the game would have exploded a long time ago.”
As an unknown spectator said, Colchester United’s progress was only possible because Jesus Christ did not play.
“But even though they’re a promoted team, they’re perfect at that level.”
The performance that promoted team Colchester United showed against Real Madrid, which achieved a record fourth consecutive Champions League victory, was excellent even considering the absence of Joo Jesus.
“Uh!? Wow-!! Jooyun is crazy!!”
When Jooyun put aside Luis Garcia by depressurizing him, cheers were heard from the audience on the other side.
“Fuck! Yoona!!”
“I feel tired.”
“Oh, it’s embarrassing, so don’t come next to me.”
Even the spectators who ignored Colchester United were encouraged by Chow Yun’s performance and shouted.
‘Now that I think about it, Jesus entered the field, right? ‘Maybe this attack is our last chance to score.’
Joo Yoon, who remembered that Joo Jesus was on the ground, glanced ahead to quickly deliver a pass.
Where Joo Yoon looked, Llorente, who had transferred from Atletico Madrid to Colchester United after receiving a call from Joo Jesus, was penetrating into the penalty box.
“It’s dangerous!!”
The moment when Juyun tried to stab the ball into the space in front of Llorente. A sound similar to Junazareth’s scream penetrated Juyun’s ears.
And not long after.
Kwaang-!
I felt a strong impact on my back. Jooyun thought as he fell to the ground.
‘This feeling is familiar.’
It’s very similar to the feeling of being hit by a slow-moving disinfection truck when I was young.
***
Meanwhile, at that time.
[Ah! Jooyun! Unable to withstand the physical struggle of Jesus Christ, he is thrown away! However, the referee declared that it was a legal fight!]
The referee in charge of the match between the Korean League All-Stars and Real Madrid had a seizure while watching the scene of Jooyun flying on TV.
“Exit! Exit! Toejaaaaang!!”
He instinctively lifted the red object and shouted as if it were a red card.
“Dad! Come out! “You can’t see our Jesus brother!!”
The daughter, who couldn’t bear to see that, scolded her father.
“Tahuhuh-! Toejaaaaa!!”
The head of one family cried even more sorrowfully as he left.
***
I threw Chow Yun away and ran straight to Colchester United’s camp.
“Hey! Referee!!”
“No foul!”
Jooyun, who fell to the ground, appeals to the referee, saying it was a foul. The referee shook his head firmly.
“Fuck! “What are you doing, you idiots? Come back quickly!”
Most of the Colchester United players are deep in Real Madrid’s half for attack.
Colchester United players urgently begin to return to the defensive line.
If so, question.
What do you need now?
Speed.
“If you block it, your salary will be cut!”
I called out to Emil Krapp, who was approaching me to buy time by cutting off the foul. When he heard my voice, he looked embarrassed and then made an awkward gesture to open the way.
“Oh my! As expected, the world’s best soccer player and the owner of Jejus, a soccer rookie! “I can’t stop it!”
Without even having time to look embarrassed, I ran to the space opened by Emil Crapp. Uh? Does this work?
“What are you doing, you idiot! Are you really going to cut your salary?”
Emmanuel Bernard, who was not scared by the word of a salary cut, blocked my path by scolding Emil Crapp.
“If you stay out of the way, travel to Akihabara is permitted!”
I instinctively realized that the whip would not work on Emmanuel Bernard, so I offered him a carrot instead of the stick.
Then.
“No, there’s a four-leaf clover here!?”
The road has been opened once again.
Is this the division commander’s soccer?
