Chapter 207 – Side Story 41: Panda Diplomacy.
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In Colchester, the hometown of Colchester United, a festival was held to commemorate Colchester United’s entry into the Premier League for the first time in the club’s history.
“Up the U’s, Up the U’s, Up the good old white and blues”
To celebrate the local club’s advancement to the Premier League, Colchester United fans, including tourists, gathered at a festival held in collaboration with the city of Colchester and Colchester United.
“When we get together what a game we’ll see, We’re as strong as the old oak tree”
If the club was promoted to the Premier League, new fans would come in, and even old fans who were concerned that the local community would be ruined participated in the festival, unable to contain their excitement when they succeeded in being promoted to the Premier League.
“Fuck off! Jeju is the god of soccer!”
“Is there anyone who has achieved greater achievements than Jeju, not only as a player but also as a club owner?”
“We’re as strong as the old oak tree!”
In this way, a festival honoring the soccer god Jesus Christ and the disciples (Juyun, Nazareth) that Jesus supported was held successfully in the Colchester area.
“Colchester with two apostles is invincible, he is a god!”
“Go, Colchester! Go, Colchester!”
Meanwhile, the festival was in full swing in the Colchester area.
The Lord Jesus had to bear the weight of being the head of the family in his family chat room.
– Princess Hayun: Dad, are you going to England alone?
– Princess Seoyoon: Is it fun?
– Princess Hayun: Hyeyun was also sad to go to England.
– Princess Seoyoon: Seoyuni too!
– Prince John: Dad, please buy me a gift for Isabelle when she comes.
– Princess Hayun: Hyeyun will be a Muggle!
– Princess Seoyoon: Seoyun will also be a mug!
– Me: Kids, we are not eating British food.
-Princess Hayun: Cool! Murgosipper! Buy it!
– Princess Seoyoon: Buy it for me!
-A woman who is perfect in everything except her breasts her : Baby, all I need is you. So, I want to come home quickly. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
– Me: Ugh, okay, I’ll be there soon. ⊂(｡◕‿‿◕｡ ⊂)
Prince John couldn’t hold back his nausea and left the family’s room.
-Princess Seoyoon: Huh? Where are you going?
Princess Seoyoon invited Prince John.
-Princess Hyeyun: Why are you leaving?
-Princess Seoyoon; That’s right! Play with us!
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The event in the Colchester area became a hot topic of interest even in Korea, where people are known to drink lye when it comes to soup.
[Title: Real-time Colchester.]
First, I am an international student living at Colchester United.
I am living in Colchester to live there until I enter the dormitory.
(Photo taken with the landlord for authentication. Jpg)
I’ve answered this in advance for those who ask why I live in Colchester.
In places with good security in London, housing prices are too expensive, and it is dangerous to live in the slums of London, so I looked for a house in Colchester.
For your information, there are many people, not just me, who commute from Colchester to London.
Anyway, I personally was satisfied with life in Colchester. The people were reasonably friendly, and the city was quiet.
There was no particular problem of racial discrimination. After Jesus took over Colchester United, many Koreans settled in Colchester. As tourists visited frequently, the local economy was revived, so there was less resistance to Koreans.
Of course, if Jesus had messed up the management of the club, public sentiment would have fallen into the abyss,
Since Brother Jesus took over Colchester United, he has steadily promoted the club and advanced it to the Championship, right?
That alone put my favorability towards Koreans at the max.
This season, Joo Yoon and Joo Nazareth took Colchester United by the collar and carried them, and the popularity of Koreans went through the roof.
Even if you go to a nearby store, if you tell them you are a Korean student studying abroad, they will try to give you various things.
And it’s also nice to be able to watch Colchester United matches.
Maybe because I’m a college student, I can purchase the season ticket at a fairly low price with various discounts.
What. If you don’t like soccer, it might not be that good. I like soccer, and two Korean national team players play for Colchester United. I became more attached to the club called Colchester, so when I get tired from studying, I sometimes go to the U&I Stadium (the name of the stadium will change soon as it has been promoted to the Premier League?) And watch Colchester matches. It is now a pleasure in my life.
Anyway, now let’s get to the point. This area called Colchester is a really quiet neighborhood, right?
It’s the first time I’ve seen these people scream and like this.
(Colchester residents cheering while holding a picture of the crucified Lord Jesus. Jpg)
(The Last Supper, Jesus and orphanage children ver. Jpg)
Oh, by the way, if you’re thinking of going sightseeing to Colchester, just go to a Korean restaurant and eat there. Colchester is also in England, so the food isn’t that good.
Instead of going to a British restaurant and eating, I would rather go to Colchester United Stadium and buy a hot dog or something.
Colchester United hot dog restaurant. ㄹㅇ ㄴ Delicious.
└ Wow… Thanks for the tip!
└ After searching, I found that it was the first club in Essex to advance to the Premier League. I think it’s because I’m more excited.
└ Yes haha we will be relegated again next year~
└ It was Colchester United until now. Good luck~
└ ㅋ That miser saved money and was definitely demoted ㅇㄱㄹㅇ ㅂㅂㅂㄱ, right? ㅋ
└ Jugaga is a vicious bastard who is trying to make money through a soccer club.
└ ㄹㅇ It looks like Colchester United will be relegated next year and will be plastered with curses. ㅇㅈ? ㅇㅇㅈ~
└ You idiots, watch this news first.
└ (Lord Jesus, Premier League Plan article link)
└ The Jukkas have been eradicated with facts.
└ Ha, next year’s Premier League will be fun. Can Colchester United stay?
└ One thing is certain: if we fail to remain, the club will likely go bankrupt.
└ Then you’re going to the Jesus-style Saudi league, huh?
└ Wow, I think this guy will go to the Saudi league and if he gets screwed, he’ll throw a cross in celebration at the opposing team.
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Colchester United’s promotion to the Premier League has been confirmed. Ugly Middlesbrough claimed that the game was canceled due to my intrusion, but the English Football Association fined me 30 million won and banned me from entering the general audience.
[England Football Association imposes a fine of 30 million won and a ban on general spectators entering the stadium.]
Since I am the owner of a Premier League club and a famous player known as the God of Football, it would have been problematic to impose a ban on entering the stadium like other general spectators.
Well, the Champions League final is being held at Wembley, and it would be worth watching if the ace player was banned from entering the stadium.
Anyway, with that being said, from now on I will not be able to enter the VVIP room or the stands at any UK stadium.
In the UK, they say it’s called the Jejus rule because it’s a new rule that was created because of me. Anyway, all the evil things in the world are made by the British.
[Colchester United is on a roll after Joo Jesus took over the club and is heading to the EPL.]
[Will promotion to the Premier League generate at least 360 billion won in revenue? Colchester United sitting on a money cushion!]
What. That’s it. There have been a series of media reports that Colchester United will earn at least 360 billion won by being promoted to the Premier League.
[‘Romantic team’ Colchester United. Children sponsored by Jejus lead the club owned by Jejus to promotion to the Premier League.]
As soon as Colchester United was promoted, it was once again promoted around the world.
“Hey… “This time it wasn’t an inquiry about a uniform sponsor, but there was an inquiry about the Colchester United documentary on the Amazon River.”
“Bro, the documentary production company I own doesn’t have enough schedule, right?”
“Uh, I’m busy making your documentary right now.”
“Then let’s accept it, it’s the height of topicality, like it’s a romantic promotion or something, so at this point, we should make the most of it.”
Various inquiries were coming in from famous companies around the world.
This could cost Korean companies more money than expected, right?
“Oh, that’s right. And then you were asked for an interview.”
“What interview?”
“As a successful soccer player, I heard you would like to be interviewed about how you would run a Premier League club?”
Requests for interviews came not only from local Colchester media outlets, but also from world-renowned media outlets.
“Brother, proceed. This time, I also helped promote the club. “Let’s at least give a short interview.”
Colchester United received a huge publicity effect by reporting the news of Colchester United’s promotion. As a Korean, it would be my duty to agree to an interview.
[The owner, Jejus, promised an astronomical investment upon promotion to the Premier League. ‘The Prophet Nottingham Forest showed us. Colchester United will spend generously this season.’]
[Colchester United, stadium expansion plan. It is planned to expand to a maximum of 30,000 seats, befitting the dignity of a Premier League club.]
[Jejus opened up about the season ticket increase with difficulty. ‘It is inevitable that season ticket prices will increase due to advancement to the Premier League and stadium expansion, but for the sake of existing Colchester United fans, we plan to sell season tickets at a discount of up to 30% to existing season ticket buyers.’]
[Jejus is considering a short-term lease if it looks like it will fail to stay. ‘I think the little child inside me is whispering to me to head to Colchester.’]
Ah. Isn’t this the traditional Pumassi culture that Korea is proud of?
By the way, Korean media also requested an interview. What on earth are you curious about? I couldn’t contain my curiosity and agreed to their interview request.
[Premier League club owner Joo Jesus Oh-seong benchmarks and announces major reform of Colchester United. ‘Change everything except my wife and children!’]
[Colchester United, a Premier League club representing Korea.]
[Pro-Korean Premier League club. Colchester United. A bridgehead for Korean leaguers to advance to the Premier League?]
I fucking regretted it.
No, why do you consider the club I own to be the representative team of Korea?
Are they going to turn it into a civic club like this?
Besides, why are you reporting speculation and things I didn’t even say?
However, reporters were not the only problem in Korea.
Some group or association in Korea saw the news that Colchester United was sitting on a money cushion and called Colchester United to ask for donations.
They were even talking in Korean, so the person in charge couldn’t understand what they were saying.
They just hung up on him without saying anything and published an article saying that Colchester United treated him coldly.
[Korean Patriotic Association, ‘Colchester United is not patriotic.’]
[National Cat Moms Association, ‘Colchester United is not interested in animal protection.’]
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“We filter out all proposals from Korea that have the name of some kind of association attached to them.”
“Uh… Joo Yoon and Joonazaret were selected for the Asian Cup by the Korean Football Association…”
“Silver it.”
I was busy preparing for next season and reviewing offers from Colchester United, who had just been promoted to the Premier League.
“Hey, China is sending me a baby panda. Do you want to receive it?”
“Why pandas?”
“They asked me if I wanted to run a zoo in Colchester?”
“No, then why are you giving me a panda?”
“… Doesn’t this mean that relationships will improve? “Real Madrid is stopping by China during the pre-season this time, so it probably means asking them to play instead of passing.”
“If you give it to me for free, I’ll take it. But as far as I know if you sell it, don’t you have to pay for it through some kind of research fund?”
“They say they won’t accept it from you? He asked me to raise him well as a sign of friendship.”
“Then you should take it. I think the kids will like it too.”
“So what are you going to name the panda?”
I continued to worry about Doosik’s question. Surely the Chinese side said they would send it to commemorate friendship?
“Hmm… Ping?”
After thinking hard for a long time, I came up with a name that could symbolize friendship with China.
“If you don’t want to take it, just say you don’t want to take it. “You bastard.”
In a conference room filled with silence, I had to get scolded by Dusik.
