Chapter 198 – Side Story 32: The Away Team’s Grave.
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[The liberated 2042 KH Lord Jesus appeared on the ground. Everyone be afraid.]
2042 KH The phrase that the Lord Jesus was liberated was sent as a notice and became known to all Korean citizens who enjoy soccer games.
Naturally, the soccer game community became chaotic as they tried to track down the person involved.
[Title: Fuck. What is this that is being released?]
Who is it? Who on earth unsealed it?
First, it doesn’t seem like the YouTube I watch is doing free content.
└ Also, the charging content never dies and is loaded every time.
└ Honestly, this compret gacha crossed the line. Fuck you.
└ Ah, the fucking probability of change is shit. Why are you only giving me your right arm, you fucking game company bastards? Oh, I don’t know, I’m lying down too, fuck.
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└ Do you still play that kind of shitty game?
└ Come and lie down next to me.
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└ I lay down. Fuck. I burned 10 million won, but it didn’t show up. How much did they burn to remove the Jesus-type seal?;;
└ If you burned 10 million won, try burning a little more;;
└ㄹㅇ;; It’s such a shame I bought it.
When curiosity reaches its peak.
Now, at this moment, the important thing is speed, so the editor who received the video from Song Yuna edited it all night and quickly uploaded the video.
[Title: I burned 100 million won to liberate my husband.]
Hello! U guys! UIt’s me!
Today, I come to you with a game video, not a V-log!
But why do you speak like a V-log?
Just look at it! ᕙ(ㅇ ︡益ㅇ)ง
It’s a joke to say, “I’m complaining a lot because I don’t even click on the subscription like button!” This is the concept today, so please understand!
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(A video of a card player.)
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In this way, the total amount I spent was 78 million won. To be honest, I regretted it a lot until the ceremony. The game has become so easy since you use 2042 KH Lord Jesus, right? The next episode will probably be the Departure Ceremony of the Lord Jesus in 2042KH.
U, see you next time. Hello~~
(Preview video of 2042 KH Lord Jesus scoring with a mid-range shot from the half line in a solemn atmosphere)
└ Wow, this is a card that really sounds amazing.
└ ㅅㅂ;; I praise myself for stopping after burning 10 million won;;
└ Huh? Are you him? LOL
└ㄹㅇ;; 100 million isn’t even the name of someone’s dog. Did they drink drugs from game company bastards?
└ Performance was worse ㅆㅂ;;
└ No, is it true that you scored by hitting a mid-range shot from the halfway line? Is the game company clueless or does it make sense to kick in from there?
└ This kid doesn’t watch real soccer, he only plays games;;
└ (Link to video of Lord Jesus half line overhead kick)
└ It’s based on historical evidence, so why do you say that?
└ Oh, Earth GM, please nerf the Lord Jesus. Is that a human bastard?
└ If you have 100 million, it would be better to donate that money to a good cause…
└ Ah… Fuck, did you come here again?
└ ㄹㅇ It’s your own money, so keep it and give it away.
└ Wife that bastard quickly. I didn’t retire like Jesus for no reason because of those bastards.
└ ㄹㅇ Last year, Jesus and Yuna donated the most in Korea.
└Huh? What kind of YouTuber cursed at drinking sobriety?
└ Fuck. How long has it been since the retirement incident?
└ Just hit it, and you will immediately start a terrorist attack.
└ Jesus Protestants gather together! It’s a temple!
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A studio located somewhere in Seoul.
“No, guys, did you guys see that? The 2042 KH Lord Jesus Departure Ceremony posted by Song Yuna, God’s wife and called Hera!”
Recently, a YouTuber specializing in soccer games who have been growing rapidly was communicating in real time with viewers about Song Yuna’s YouTube videos that he had seen.
“It was really crazy! “What kind of corner kick did you score?”
– Wow. I just went to YouTube and saw it. Is that correct?
– ㄹㅇ;; It’s crazy.
“Is this a fucking game? It’s a real fucking scam!”
-Uh? I was excited.
-Ah, you bastard haha, are you trying to renew controversy and incidents again?
He started to get more and more excited as he communicated with viewers.
“No, this one doesn’t have a mother?!”
In the end, I ended up crossing the line. She said her usual saying, “You don’t have a mother,” To her real orphan, the Lord Jesus.
-Uh? Are you telling us that Danju is an orphan now? A clown?
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-What the fuck are you here?
-How dare you insult our Danju?
-Don’t think about leaving Korea alive.
-We support you wherever you are and whatever you do. I will definitely find you. By Jesus Theological Church.
The comment window was instantly covered in abyss as if the coordinates had been taken by the angry believers of the Church of Jesus.
A promising YouTuber who suddenly ended up dissing the Lord Jesus was left whitewashed in the storm of comments.
[Title: Lord Jesus, God of Football. Sorry. Sorry. I am truly sorry.]
In the end, the next day, he had to broadcast an apology on YouTube while wearing a suit and a thumbnail with white text on a black background.
└ See you in 3 months.
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Time has passed quickly since the last incident where Yuna suddenly took off.
In the meantime, good news came one after another for my wife and I. First, Yuna was pregnant with her fourth child.
“Lol… “Honey, how about naming our fourth child Taemyeong Haebang?”
Yuna wanted to name the child Liberation, and I said yes.
I don’t know what Yuna meant by ‘liberation’. Her name of liberation did not sound bad to me either.
After all, isn’t this the first child they have after being freed from the curse of regression? If Yohan and the twins had come across as a burden knowingly or unknowingly, Haebang could only feel pure joy.
While holding Yuna, who had already fallen asleep in my arms, I started using her smartphone.
[Lord Jesus ♥ Song Yuna, ‘Fourth Pregnancy’ A true patriot of this era.]
They say that if you become famous, even if you poop on the street, there will be news about it. Is that why?
It hasn’t been long since I posted it on SNS. It’s already been covered in articles. These days, reporters only look at celebrities’ social media after eating.
After eating, I go to social media, imagine reporters searching for news, and click on the next article. Another good news came to mind.
[The Football Association appoints James Cook, a former member of the U.S. National soccer team, as coach ahead of the September warm-up match. ‘The Korean national team is a strong candidate to win the World Cup. I am proud and honored to be offered the position of national team coach of such a team.’]
That is, the appointment of a coach named James Cook to the Korean national team.
Since coach James Cook mainly worked as a coach in MLS, we didn’t have much contact with him in the past episodes, so we couldn’t know exactly what kind of person he was.
[Romantic soccer player Joo Jesus requests the soccer association to be excluded from the September friendly match for his pregnant wife. ‘It is important to wear the national team uniform and participate in games, but the most important thing to me is my wife and family.’]
[Bishop James Cook agrees to the Lord Jesus’ request. ‘I agreed as soon as I heard Jejus’ request. Before he is a player, he is a good husband and a good father.’]
First, I handed him the passing necklace. I was able to communicate better than I thought.
[Goodbye Utilike. Achievements that Utilike accumulated over 8 years as the captain of the Republic of Korea.]
[Utilique, who was appointed as FC Porto’s coach, said, ‘There are still many talented players left in Korea. ‘]
[Utilike sends a love call to Joo Paul of Hatch Unicorns. ‘Paul is a striker with great talent.’]
Utilike, who had led the Korean national team for eight years, resigned, and a new captain named James Cook from the United States was appointed.
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September.
[Jesus Gooooo Hala Madrid’s great god Jesus leads Real Madrid to victory!]
The opening match of La Liga is taking place.
The A-match friendly period has returned.
Crowds filling the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul, where the friendly match between Korea and Uruguay is being held.
“Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!”
“The coming of Jesus brings all light and blessings!”
A man’s cheering song rang out in the stadium. The god of soccer who retired from the national team due to corruption and insults by the soccer association.
Although his selection to the national team was delayed due to his wife not reaching the stable stage of pregnancy.
For the believers of the Church of Jesus Christ who visited the stadium, it was enough that their owner reversed his retirement.
“Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!!”
“Every! Let’s believe in Jesus and go to heaven!!”
“What is that bastard! “Knock out Christian fraud!”
“Even if your mouth is askew, you have to speak straight!”
“Ruler! Let’s all believe in the Lord Jesus, the God of soccer, and go to hell!!”
“Hala Corea!”
After some time passed, their fanatical cheering became completely established as the culture of the stadium.
In the near future, Seoul Sangam World Cup Stadium will become the graveyard of one of the world’s leading visiting teams.
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[The Korean national team comfortably won 2:0 against Uruguay.]
[Baek Dong-soo scores the first goal and Joo-yoon scores the key goal!]
[Director James Cook made his successful debut. The game ends, and the audience is thanked. ‘Throughout the game, I felt like I was at Citizens Bank Park (Phillies’ home stadium), the mecca of baseball.’]
