Chapter 189 – Side Story 23: Vs Spain -1
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The quarterfinals between Korea and France are over. Korea, which defeated France 3:1, reached the semifinals for the second consecutive time.
[Korea successfully advances to the semifinals for the second time in a row!]
[How did Korea become a soccer powerhouse?]
The media is rushing to publish articles.
[The Republic of Korea possesses the sharpest spear, Ju Jesus, and the strongest shield, Yoo Young-beom!]
[Jesus expresses gratitude to the madridistas who visited Santiago Bernabeu. ‘Thank you for your support, and I’m sorry for not being able to show you the romance.’]
[Jesus, in response to a reporter’s question about what romance is. ‘Romance is romance. If you ask about romance, there is no romance.’]
[Madridista, who visited the Santiago Bernabeu to cheer on Jejus, said, ‘Jesus looks best in white, but Jejus wearing the national team uniform also looked good in his own way. I am grateful to the Korean national team for showing a good game.’]
Madridistas who watched the game expressed satisfaction with the content of the game. While the public rejoices at Korea’s victory.
The soccer community, where the war between Zuca and Juppa took place, has entered a post-war process.
[Title: So where are all the bugs who cursed Jesus?]
Because Jesus scored a hat trick, they were eradicated in an instant.
└ It’s eradicated because it’s stuck ㅗㅜㅑ It’s a good punchline.
└ But why has the number of anti-Jesus fans increased rapidly these days?
└ Originally, there were a lot of Jesus-type anti-fans, but after advancing to the finals and public opinion improving, the guys who rode Burrow came out and cursed because they thought it was an opportunity due to the Asian Cup no-show incident.
└ And most of them are bastards who complain because they feel sick to their stomachs that Jesus, who was an orphan, is more successful than them. He’s not worth dealing with, so just ignore him.
└ We can just ignore it, but will Jesus get criticized and stay silent?
└ Uh… ?
└ㄹㅇ;; I have a Jesus-type personality and I think I’ll just announce my retirement from the national university and say I can’t do it.
└ No, hearing this makes me scared that we might end up like Argentina.
└ All you have to do is control the media well. If the media diss Jesus for no reason, or if Yohan sees a video of some officials burning their uniforms and says, ‘Dad, why do Koreans hate you?’, He can announce his retirement.
└ If this shit goes wrong, the country will retire. ㅅㅂ;;
└ Messi, what kind of fight have you been fighting? And when you are about to retire, you change your attitude 180 degrees and say don’t leave. What kind of place was Argentina where Messi lived? .
└ Fuck haha I thought there was such a sick country, but after seeing the news today, it doesn’t seem like it’s just another country.
└ Ha. The whole world is a bitter leaf.
└ ㄹㅇ That anime is not a classic masterpiece for nothing. Watching it again, the examination of human nature was thorough.
└ Ha, the good news is that unlike Messi, Jesus and the Football Association do not have a bad relationship.
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“The association is asking if you can participate in the Asian Cup held in Korea. Will you participate?”
I let Doosik’s words pass through one ear and focused on the community’s reaction. It was a bit shocking that even in my own community, criticism was directed at me.
“What are you doing playing in the Asian Cup? It’s better to spend that time playing with the kids.”
Under. How much chicken have I shot so far? These ungrateful bastards. After all, isn’t the black-haired beast harvested?
“But why? Normally, I would have been a bit shy and cut off the offer. Why are you asking this time?”
I said this while writing a post praising the Lord Jesus using a community account that was not known as my account.
“Hmm… It hasn’t been announced to the media yet, but soon all the members within the association will be replaced, so we need to make new friends.”
“What? Why? “What about the people before?”
“… Most of them were divided due to corruption.”
I sighed at Doosik’s words and posted the post I had written on the community. The title is [Is there light?] Lord Jesus.]
“How long has it been since the corruption broke out? Also? The association is doing well.”
“The cooldown period is almost 10 years.”
“Ha, then when is the press release?”
“Uh… They say it will be announced after the World Cup.”
When I posted the post, I felt a strong feeling as I left my phone on the floor, satisfied with the sight of soccer fans praising me and singing Yongbeeocheonga. No, but why are you telling me this? Is this guy…
“Hyung, honestly, what did you get?”
“Oh, no! “I didn’t receive anything!”
I looked at Doosik with cold eyes.
“No, I really didn’t get it! However, since the people in the association who were close to us resigned due to corruption, we were afraid that the media would criticize our agency and damage our image, so we tried to spice up the public sentiment by saying that we would participate in the Asian Cup.”
“Brother, if you have any trouble, tell me now, so I can buy tofu and take a look, no, I’ll pick you up at the prison.”
Du-sik looked touched by my blunt, but kind-hearted words…
“… Why are you splitting in such a bad mood?”
Does this brother doubt me for comforting him with a kind heart? When did I split it?
“No, when did I split it…” . “
I put my hand to my mouth just in case, and only then did I realize that I was splitting it.
“I shouldn’t laugh so hard, but thinking about my brother wearing prisoner number 4885 clothes makes me smile.”
Now that my true feelings were discovered, I openly broke them down.
Hehe, no, why do you look good together, were you a criminal in your past life? “I guess he must have been a fraud because his visuals don’t match that of a violent criminal.”
***
The day after the game between Korea and France ended.
South Korea moved to Barcelona, where the semifinals will be held.
“Booooo! Get out of here, you disgusting Jejus bastard!”
The citizens of Barcelona enthusiastically welcomed the return of the Lord Jesus, the prodigal son and god of football who once played for their team.
Puck-!
Eggs and tomatoes were thrown at the window where I was sitting, and police with batons beat the citizens mercilessly to subdue them.
“Ha, is this the weight that the national team’s ace should carry?”
I looked at the exploded tomato and muttered.
“Crazy guy.”
Youngbeom shook his head at my self-talk.
Actually, I know. This is because a DNA drip was sent to Yoo Young-beom not long ago. It seems like that statement really pushed the Barcelona fans’ tantrum button.
In addition to the exploded tomatoes, on the other side of the angry Barcelona citizens, dolls wearing my uniform were burned at the stake and left lying around.
My clothes are all burned, how do I know?
If you pretend like that, you’re just pretending.
I wanted an accident, look at Today.
What can angry Barcelona fans do other than throw tomatoes and burn my uniform?
Click-!
I took a commemorative photo to thank the FC Barcelona fans for their hospitality by posting it on social media.
Unlike me, the target of Barcelona citizens’ outpouring of anger, leisurely taking commemorative photos to post on social media, our little friends were cowering in a more hostile atmosphere than we could have imagined.
“Kids, do you see that? Whose uniform does that look like?”
As the captain of the national team, to console the cowering children, I tapped their shoulders and pointed to the burned dolls.
“Look, that’s all these angry people can do right now. Don’t be scared when I tell you that all you can do is throw tomatoes and burn uniforms! Play with confidence!”
Weird. Why did the children’s expressions darken even though they were clearly encouraged?
While I was wondering. The bus that picked us up arrived at Camp Nou. Soon after, the semifinal match between Spain and South Korea took place.
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Unlike the last World Cup in China, the teams we faced in the tournament were extremely tough.
Argentina in the round of 16, France in the quarterfinals, and Spain in the semifinals. Each one of them was a team that was classified as a candidate for the championship. He was not someone to be taken lightly.
The Korean national team, which already had limited player depth, always had to fight with all its might.
After the last game against France, there were many players who were physically exhausted or had muscle gains.
“Booooo-!”
The sound of booing erupted from Camp Nou, which filled the stadium.
The opponent is physically exhausted from the host country, Spain, and there are constant boos.
It was expected to be a very tough game.
“Hey, did you see it earlier? “The spectator over there tore out his eyes.”
“Fuck. There was a time, but it’s still racism.”
The good news is that the children’s expressions, which had been dark just before the game started, were distorted with anger. Being angry is more helpful to your performance than being stiff.
While I was checking the children’s condition.
“Don’t get hurt for no reason like last time, and this time history awaits us with 5 consecutive Champions League wins! Hala! Madrid!”
Sergio Pepe, a teammate from the same club but today an enemy, approached me and said hello.
“Korea went up last time, so give it to us this time.”
“Jesus! Have a good game!”
“Save your body. Because our bodies are our property.”
They were followed by Luis Garcia, Jesus González, and Bruno Iglesias.
Not long after saying hello to them. The semifinal match between Spain and Korea, which the Spanish media calls a revenge match, has begun.
If we win again this time, we have to go to Luis Garcia and say, ‘Hey, Spanish soccer is so fucking bad.’
If the recent record is 3 wins in 3 matches, isn’t teabagging possible?
