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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 186

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 186

Chapter 186 – Side Story 20: The Enemy Within -1

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In the past, the old madridista, who was displeased with Jesus Christ, saying that no player was greater than the team, visited the Santiago Bernabeu for the first time in his life to watch a match between the Spanish national team and a team other than Real Madrid.

An elderly Madridis entered the Santiago Bernabeu stadium wearing the Jesus national team uniform that his son had bought while on a business trip to Korea.

“Laughs, something new.”

Is it because they wore red uniforms instead of white uniforms?

Even though he has been familiar with the Santiago Bernabeu for over 60 years, strangely today, he was reminded of his childhood memories of visiting the Santiago Bernabeu for the first time while holding his father’s hand.

Exciting-!

“Tsk, if I had a grandchild, I would have held hands and come with him. Anyway, why is this guy who has one child so busy traveling around the world without even thinking about showing his grandchild to G.A.B.? .”

The older you get, the more dull your emotions become. The old man, who was embarrassed by the excitement he had felt for the first time in a long time, cursed at his child and sat down in his seat.

“Great~~Korea!!”

At the stadium, Asians wearing red clothes were seen. Before Joo Jesus moved to Real Madrid, they were often seen in Asian games, and after his transfer, they were Asians.

“Ah~~Lirang~ Ah~~Lalariyo~!”

It was unfamiliar to see people in a group like that, so it caught the old man’s attention.

“Allez, allez, allez (Go!, Go!, Go!)”

At that time, cheering songs from unlucky frogs were heard from somewhere.

On the other side of the red uniforms, unlucky frogs were wearing blue uniforms.

“A lot of frogs came too.”

While an old madridista gossips about a Frenchman. A madridista wearing a white uniform approached.

“Oh, Pablo. “Where did you get that uniform?”

The old man named Pablo turned his head in the direction from which the voice was heard. There, he saw his friends looking at him with envy.

“Oh, it’s no big deal. My son, who was on a business trip to Korea, bought one as a birthday present for his father. Tsk, I guess I should at least think about giving my grandchildren a chance to get something like this.”

The conversation, which naturally started with bragging about one’s children, ended with regret for one’s grandchildren.

While they were talking for a while about various topics such as children, soccer, economy and memories.

“Historia que tú hiciste, historia por hacer (The history you made, the history you will make”

Game time has arrived. Madridistas stood up one by one from the stands to worship the God of Real Madrid.

“Porque nadie resiste, tus ganas de vencer (Because no one can resist your desire for victory)”

The old man also stood up and sang a cheering song at the top of his voice.

“Hala Jesus! “Give us the glory of victory!”

And not long after. Their god destroyed those arrogant baguettes with his hammer.

“Hala Jesus! The one who turned Real Madrid into an empire!”

When Jesus, who had scored a goal, came near him and performed his own celebration.

Sigh-!

The old man thought. Perhaps the Lord Jesus is the second coming of Alfredo di Stefano, whom my great-grandfather saw.

“Puta! Change Santiago Bernabeu to Jesus & Santiago Bernabeu right now!”

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To be honest, after clearing the mission at the last China World Cup and escaping the curse of regression, I seriously considered retirement.

After challenging an endless goal for over two centuries, my mind naturally became exhausted, and before I knew it, my body also wanted rest.

His mind, which was gradually leaning towards retirement, changed in an instant when he lost to FC Barcelona in the Champions League.

Why? To me, Real Madrid must have been just one of countless clubs.

Strangely, the news of defeat to Barcelona rekindled the passion that had left only ashes.

At the time, I was over 200 years old and embarrassed to be so passionate, so I said it was because of Santos’ provocation.

Who would reverse their retirement due to just that level of provocation?

“Hala Jesus! “Give us the glory of victory!”

I focused on the sound of cheering in my ears. Even though it was not a Real Madrid game, the madridistas filling the stands with the Santiago Bernabeu were singing my cheering song loudly.

Among them, I saw an old man with gray hair, wearing a Korean national team uniform, and singing my cheering song with a bandage on his neck.

How can you not be moved by seeing that? It was only after seeing the madristas singing my song at the Santiago Bernabeu that I was able to reveal my true feelings.

I love a club called Real Madrid. That’s why I decided to show them an unforgettable game today.

Not long after that, the game started with France taking the lead.

In the 5th minute of the first half, Joonazaret cut off France’s attack and Korea launched a counterattack. Junazareth sent a pass straight to Juyun.

I sneaked inside the defender to avoid getting caught on the offside line, and the moment I thought I made eye contact with Jooyun.

Taaa-!

“Give me the ball!”

They quickly infiltrated the front lines. Jooyun’s pass was headed in front of me, and I shot through the crotch of the goalkeeper who rushed out to narrow the shooting angle.

Sigh-!

The ball passed between the goalkeeper’s crotches accurately and without error. The ball hit the net.

“Hala Jesus! The one who turned Real Madrid into an empire!”

I immediately ran to the old man I had seen before the game and performed the Jesus Celebration in front of him.

“Puta! Change Santiago Bernabeu to Jesus & Santiago Bernabeu right now!”

When I looked closely, I saw that it was a madridista who had been watching the game wearing my uniform.

“Grandpa, you need to watch your blood pressure.”

I was a little concerned about his health when I saw him shouting out loud. The old man chuckled and responded to my actions that gave me a sense of déjà vu.

“Oh, Jejus. “You really have a great personality, but don’t worry about me and score more goals.”

I burst out laughing at the old man’s words, which were exactly the same as they were 7 years ago.

“It’s easy, so just follow me and hum-hum-ha!”

Let me also say something similar to the past. The old man was moved and had tears in his eyes.

“Oh… Jejus, you still remember that!”

***

[After scoring a goal, Jejus celebrates and has a friendly conversation with Senior Citizen. What are these two talking about?]

[Well, I don’t know what the conversation is about, but the scene where soccer star Jejus and an ordinary senior citizen have a friendly conversation is truly heart-warming.]

***

France, who conceded a goal to Jesus Joo, raised their line and began to counterattack fiercely.

[Emmanuel Bernard blocks Ko Seok-jun’s dribble and then makes a deep stab from the back to the front! France’s counterattack! Players must be careful!]

Unlike France when soccer emperor Kylian Mbappe was playing, he looked like he had come down a long way from his prime.

“Hong Do-yoon! Block 9 times!!”

Pwow-!

They are a traditional powerhouse in European soccer, included as favorites to win every time the World Cup is held.

Sloshing-!

[… Korea ends up conceding a goal. In the 10th minute of the first half, they allowed an equalizer to Eric Corvino.]

Although they say they have become weaker than when they were in their prime. When comparing objective power with Korea, France had the upper hand.

“Hostia, Puta! Madre!”

South Korea conceded a goal in the 10th minute of the first half, 5 minutes after Joo Jesus’ goal. The balance of victory has returned to the starting point.

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[Title: No, France has become weak]

(France scoring the equalizer. Gif)

Is it true that even though Jesus succeeded in the orphan gacha and obtained 3 uniques and 1 rare, transforming the Korean national team, the defense was easily melted by a weakened France?

Ha, let’s release some subsidies to the Lord Jesus Orphanage at the national level so that Jesus can run more orphan gachas.

*Below is the orphan gacha probability, which I created for your reference.

(Soccer player grades from Jesus Orphanage School. Jpg)

└ Actually, it’s because Beomleluya went crazy in the match against Argentina. If you watched the game, you would know that the defense melted away.

└ Another problem is that the difference in abilities between the starting player and the substitute player is too large.

└ Ha, ㄹㅇ Goa Gacha needs to be played more.

└ No haha ​​is it true that you are grading people?

└ Why is the highest grade only Unique? Isn’t Joo-yun, Joo-Adam, and Joo-Nazareth capable of becoming legendary? In particular, Joo Yoon is the best talent in Korea except for Jesus type?

└ No, Legendary is a key player in the future of our Korean national team.

└… ? Why is Yohan an orphan?

└ Are you the son of the Lord Jesus, the orphan collector and king of orphans?

└ Wow, that fucking title looks so damn strong. My heart feels grand.

└ Haha Orphan Collector, King of Orphans Haha Ah haha ​​Looks like he’s going to split the space with his kick haha

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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