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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 185

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 185

Chapter 185 – Side Story 19: The House Built by the Lord Jesus

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The 2046 Iberia World Cup round of 16 match between South Korea and Argentina shocked soccer fans around the world.

[Argentina lost 3:1 to Korea.]

[Golden generation, Republic of Korea. At the center is Jeju.]

Argentina, the winner of the last tournament, faced South Korea, the runner-up, in the round of 16 and lost 3:1.

However, there was a scene that attracted a little more attention than Argentina’s crushing defeat.

[Western media, ‘The god of soccer has descended on a human body.’]

[The Lord Jesus’ fantastic bicycle kick. The world is surprised!]

[Soccer god Jeju opens up about bicycle kick. ‘The goalpost doesn’t move. It’s an ordinary shot that anyone can do if they focus all their attention on the ball when shooting.’]

[Jejus gives the nickname ‘Minimum Luis Garcia’ to Joo-yoon, who assisted on his own goal. ‘The face is already better than Luis Garcia.’]

It was a scene where Jesus successfully scored with a bicycle kick in the center circle.

[‘Real Madrid’s DNA flows towards Jesus Yoo Young-beom.’]

#

To exaggerate a bit, the whole world was my story. When I turned on the TV, I saw myself riding a bicycle.

The scuffle and referee’s decision issues in the first half were all buried by my bicycle kick.

[580,000 ‘angry’ Argentine citizens petition for a rematch. ‘It is clear that the referee took money from a dirty Asian.’]

Of course, the Argentine people, who could not accept the result of defeat, strongly criticized and criticized the four students from Jesus Orphanage who had been playing rough with the referee every day, and public opinion boiled over, including a national petition demanding a rematch. 〈 Br〉

[Korea, stop whining about Argentina, petition campaign.]

It was simply remembered as the ugly struggle of a loser who could not admit defeat.

[No matter how many times I look at it, I can’t believe it. Watch the moment of impact. Unwavering comfort. Doesn’t it look like a bed advertisement?]

Anyway, the world is currently sucking at me to the extent that I wouldn’t have come to my senses if I were an ordinary prospect.

But I’m not an ordinary prospect, and I’m the best striker in the world, so if I make a fuss about being sucked in like this, shouldn’t I go out and chase after him?

“Youngbeom, do you really want to come to Real Madrid?”

“Oh, I’m not going!”

So, even though the world was noisy, I behaved as usual. As part of that, he visited Yoo Young-beom and recommended him to transfer once again.

“I am satisfied with playing for FC Barcelona now.”

He rejected the transfer offer, saying he was satisfied with his current employer, FC Barcelona.

There are office workers in the world who are satisfied with their current job. Are you saying that loyalty and patriotism weren’t just the stuff of fairy tales?

While I was looking at Yoo Young-beom as if I were looking at something else.

“Hey, can I go?”

Ko Seok-jun, who witnessed the scouting scene, intervened. Seeing his expression of strange anticipation, I sighed softly and filled in the facts.

“Are you better at soccer than Jesus Gonzalez?”

“… No.”

“Then better than Leo Lopez?”

“…”

Go Seok-jun nodded his head calmly in response to my bombardment of facts. It seems that he thought it would be impossible to win the competition for the starting spot against them.

“If you come to Real Madrid, you will have to compete with me, Roberto Fabianski, Bruno Iglesias, Jesus González and Leo Lopez for the starting spot.”

This is a world-class offensive line that makes you gasp just hearing its name. Currently, Real Madrid is where even Leo Lopez, who is called ‘the next Messi’ or ‘Argentine Jesus’, plays in the rotation.

I can’t believe you’re trying to set foot in a place like that. Has Ko Seok-jun finally gone crazy?

Go Seok-jun is scolded and has a sullen expression. I felt a little sorry for him, so I made a new suggestion.

“How about Colchester instead of Real Madrid?”

“Hey, am I crazy enough to go to the second division!”

But he ignored my suggestion. Even Juyun and Junazaret, who play in the second division, were ignored.

“Did you just ignore Juyun and Nazareth?”

As the captain of the national team, I could not tolerate Ko Seok-jun’s arrogant attitude.

“My, when will I!”

“You just said that. “Why are you going to the second division league?”

“When did I say something like the second division!”

I am by no means being petty and making excuses for rejecting a transfer offer from the club I run.

“I did it now!”

#

While the Korean national team is taking a break in a friendly atmosphere. All matches in the round of 16 have ended.

Australia and Japan, who advanced to the round of 16 as members of the Asian continent, each advanced to the round of 16. They faced England and Spain and were eliminated.

In particular, Japan faced Spain, which was considered a favorite for the championship, and suffered a crushing defeat with a score of 6:1.

People praised Jesus González, who led Spain’s attack.

[Jesus González, who scored a hat trick in the game against Japan, chose Jesus as his idol at the official press conference. ‘Watching him play gives me inspiration. He is a player given by God for the development of soccer.’]

[When asked by a reporter what his favorite nickname was, Jesus González chose ‘Spanish Jesus.’ ‘I am honored just to have his name attached to my nickname.’]

[Luis Garcia gives Jesús González, who scored a hat trick, the nickname ‘Minimum Jejus.’ ‘Walk Esik is already better than Jejus.’]

[Controversy over Luis Garcia’s retaliatory interview? ‘I did not make any personal attacks. I just conveyed the facts.’]

[Jejus responding to Luis Garcia’s interview. ‘I only told the truth. I feel sorry for Luis Garcia if you felt this was a personal attack. But his face…’]

Even though Spain’s Jesús González was given the rather unpleasant nickname ‘Jesus’, he led Spain to the semifinals by scoring in the subsequent quarterfinal match against England.

[Jesus González’s winning goal! Leading Spain to the semifinals.]

Spain’s semifinal opponent, who wants to win the World Cup trophy held on the Iberian Peninsula, will be the winner of the match between Korea and France.

The eyes of the entire Spanish people turned to Santiago Bernabeu, where the match between Korea and France would take place.

[South Korea wins against France in the quarterfinals. Rematch with Spain in the semifinals.]

#

The evening before the match between Korea and France.

[Title: Introducing must-visit places in Santiago Bernabeu ~(ꎤ 〉ㅿ〈)̂—̳͟͞꒞o]

It’s been a while since a new video was posted on Song Yuna’s YouTube channel U&I.

“Hello! U guys! Hello after a long time! It’s Yuna! Last time, perhaps because of my husband’s no-show video, my account, which had been suspended due to too many reports, was finally revived! Today, I would like to tell you about a place you must visit in Santiago Bernabeu before the match between Korea and France!”

In her video, she explained while walking around the Santiago Bernabeu as if it were her own home.

“Now, this is a museum that collects the history of Real Madrid, and if you go a little further inside, you will find today’s destination. Ah! Please note that this video was filmed with permission from Real Madrid, so please do not report it!”

Soon after, she arrived at the filming location that would be featured in her video. A familiar face to Koreans greeted her at the entrance.

She quickly introduced the special guest.

“Now, this is today’s destination, the Lord Jesus Museum! And that’s where we’ll bring you today’s special guest. Wow-!”

The Lord Jesus appeared in front of her as she clapped and cheered.

“Hello. Dear citizens, the GOAT is the Lord Jesus.”

“Honey, what’s with that politician-like tone?”

The Lord Jesus appeared in a smart suit.

“Oh, I remember this. “This is a yellow card I received in my debut match in Madrid. There are two cards in total.”

With a gentle smile.

“And by alchemy we got this red card. In other words, exit.”

He pointed to the exhibits one by one and explained them.

“Honey, you’re not going to show me the Big Year and the Ballon d’Or for winning the Champions League three times in a row?”

“This is more precious than those common things! This is the latest red card I received! “It is a precious trophy obtained by embedding the Tathagata kidney in the referee’s solar plexus!”

The place was filled with trophies he won while wearing Real Madrid’s white uniform.

#

The day of the match between Korea and France.

Even though it was a match between Korea and France, the stadium was filled with white uniforms.

Madrid citizens wearing white uniforms with number 9 engraved on them.

“Historia que tú hiciste, historia por hacer (The history you made, the history you will make”

During the match between Korea and France, I started singing Real Madrid’s cheering song for the Lord Jesus.

“Porque nadie resiste, tus ganas de vencer (Because no one can resist your desire for victory)”

The cheering song resonates majestically at the Santiago Bernabeu.

Jump and jump -.

Let the Lord Jesus slowly appear on the ground.

“Hala Jesus! “Give us the glory of victory!”

The Santiago Bernabeu shook with the cheers of about 100,000 spectators.

The people of the Republic of Korea cheered at the sight of the old Madrid star with his gray hair standing on his neck.

“And…”

I had to just stare blankly at that scene for a while, feeling a sense of elation welling up from deep in my heart.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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