Chapter 179 – Side Story 13: Vs Manchester United -3
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As the first half ended between Real Madrid and Manchester United, the Korean soccer community was on fire.
As a big club played by Haeboji, who pioneered overseas soccer, Manchester United had countless domestic soccer fans despite its recent poor performance.
However, just as there is darkness where there is light, Manchester United, which has a long history and many fans, also had many anti-fans who disliked them.
Anti-fans continued to mock Manchester United, who conceded 6 goals in the first half alone.
[Title: Total destruction haha]
6: 0 in the first half alone, is that the EPL Big 6?
Haha
└ Even if we swear, let’s not end the EPL.
└ Real Madrid is a fucking scam. The league level is higher in the EPL.
└ No, it’s been a long time since La Liga turned the tables. Last season and this season, winning the Europa League in La Liga and the Champions League are also in La Liga ㅅㄱ~
[Title: The bastard who succeeded in murdering the car kkkk stuffed kkkk]
(A pledge declaring victory in the finals. Jpg)
?: That bastard is a piece of trash
(Joo Jesus scores 4 goals and 2 assists in the first half alone against Maenggu in the Champions League final. Jpg)
This is… Water?
Haha
└ Fuck. If it weren’t for that little bastard, Danju wouldn’t have awakened.
└ Isn’t that guy an anti-Man Utd fan?
└ ㄹㅇ That doesn’t make sense. Are you trying to stimulate sobriety over there? I can’t be a Manchester United fan.
└ Ah haha, it’s funny how these swearers deny reality haha
[Title: God is not merciful to pagans.]
That is why the Lord Jesus is God.
Let the heretic swearer bow his head and repent even now.
└ Fuck. If I repent, will my points go back?
└ ㄹㅇ Haha, it’s already too late haha
└ Oh, pagans are people too. Please have mercy…
└ ㄹㅇ I was sick of seeing Jesús González criticizing me for celebrating.
[Title: Fuck Jeju (Sam*) Water Boycott.]
Lord Jesus bastard.
└ ㄷㄷ Jeju Sam*soo suddenly hit hard haha
└ 7.7 billion won, I ordered Petro when I saw that Manchester United was exploding.
└ It’s so funny to take out one’s anger in an awkward place haha
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The second half began with the referee’s whistle. The United players’ eyes showed a different determination than the first half.
I don’t know exactly what the Manchester United manager said in the halftime locker room conversation.
I guess he sent a hopeful message to his players that since Real Madrid scored six goals in the first half, they could equalize by scoring six goals in the second half.
Well, actually, if you think about it, it doesn’t make sense.
Excluding this game, in the past, Tottenham Hotspur lost 5 goals to Newcastle in the first half alone, so we can still have hope.
However, one question that arises is why do we not think that since we scored 6 goals in the first half, we will also score 6 goals in the second half?
I was deeply troubled when I saw Manchester United’s line set high.
‘Are you ignoring me now?’
Anger boiled in his chest when he felt that he had been ignored.
‘I can’t just be ignored like this…’
While I was letting go of my anger inside.
“Jesus!”
Luis Garcia, who made an interception, called my name and sent a pass. His pass went precisely under his left foot.
A great passer puts a lot of meaning into his passes.
If you’re with your back to me like I am right now, you can’t see exactly what’s going on behind your back.
On the other hand, the player passing the ball knows everything that happens behind him, so he passes the pass with meaning.
They know which direction the player who receives their pass will move. Forces the choice to either shoot or pass to a teammate who has a better chance.
Luis Garcia is a reliable teammate and excellent pass shuttler. I attempted to dribble by turning my body in the direction he sent the pass.
Just by turning his body to the left, the Manchester United defender running from the right was passed.
“Hala Jesus!”
The Real Madrid crowd watching this cheered.
“Jesus!”
Jesús González called my name and penetrated into the backspace of Manchester United.
Luis Garcia probably also hoped to pass to Jesús González, who was penetrating from the side.
However, I tried to shoot with my right foot out in front of the empty left side.
Pwow-!
If there are great passers, there are also great strikers. If you are a striker like me who excels in both personality and skill, you should have the basic ability to solve situations like this.
To be honest, I found it unpleasant to see midfielders giving me instructions.
‘Ha, Latte couldn’t even pass until a senior like Sky told him to pass, but he has improved so much.’
If you want to give me orders, you have to eat at least 100 years of soccer jjambap.
My pride cannot allow me to listen to the orders of a chick with only 20 years of experience.
‘Anyway, like the Western barbarians, they had no fundamentals, so the Three Rivers and Five Rings collapsed. ‘
A shot that ignored Luis Garcia’s intention landed squarely in the foot. The ball was sucked into the upper left corner.
Sigh!
My shot had such a perfect trajectory that Manchester United’s goalkeeper stood there and watched it hit the net.
[“Vamos!!”]
After a moment of silence, cheers erupt. Leaving behind the cheering voices of madridistas.
I knocked the ball out of Manchester United’s net and ran to the center circle.
Real Madrid’s players, who were watching that scene, shook their heads in disgust.
“Puta Madre! Why is there no middle for you!”
“If I could play even half of today’s games in the league, I would have no wish! “You bastard!”
He ignored their boos, which were not boos, and ordered 5 more goals to be scored.
“Puta! You stupid bastards, you scored 6 goals in the first half, you should score at least 6 goals in the second half!”
It injected tension into a relaxed Real Madrid. Even though they looked bored, the players began to focus on the game.
[“Hala Madrid! Hala Jesus!”]
Now all that was left was to prove that the Holy Lord Jesus could tear the Red Devil to pieces.
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Just before the end of the game, Manchester United’s net was shaken once again.
I achieved the goal I promised myself in the second half of the year.
[Real Madrid 12:0 Manchester United.]
Leaving behind the scores shown on the electronic display board.
I ran to the corner flag to share the joy of victory with the crowd who supported this glorious moment.
I am a legend of Manchester United and Real Madrid there.
Manchester United fans celebrated their favorite soccer star.
“Siuuuuu-!!”
At Wembley Stadium, where only Real Madrid cheering was heard, the cries of Manchester United fans could be heard for the first time in a long time.
“Fuck!! “Go to hell, you son of a bitch!!”
“Booooo!! Disband the damn club!!”
“Glazer OUT!! Edward OUT!!”
Red flames blazed in the stands where Manchester United fans were located. While rowdy Manchester United fans were beaten and dragged out of the stadium by armed police.
“Jesus, please stop provoking the crowd.”
“Football 4 is about provoking the crowd.”
“… “Did you swear in Korean just now?”
“Ah, I’m still awkward at English.”
“… Anyway, don’t provoke the crowd anymore.”
“Si… Feet.”
I received a warning from the referee and took advantage of the moment when the game was stopped due to disturbance from Manchester United fans.
I sat down on the ground, listened to Real Madrid’s cheering song, and looked at Wembley Stadium burning red.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid ¡Hala Madrid!”
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The Champions League final between Manchester United and Real Madrid has ended.
The British people, full of hatred, called this match the Wembley Tragedy.
Jesus Joo played full time in the Champions League final, scoring a total of 8 goals and 2 assists.
Praise poured in for him, who created an immortal record that will probably never be broken in Champions League history.
[Jesus, sets an immortal record. The god of soccer who scored 8 goals in the Champions League final.]
Real Madrid fans praised the record set by their club after winning their third consecutive Champions League title.
[Real Madrid defeated Manchester United 12:0, punishing Manchester United.]
Perhaps, even if soccer exists forever, the 12 goals scored by Real Madrid in the Champions League final between Real Madrid and Manchester United will never appear again in soccer history.
The citizens and the Madrid state government, excited by the fact that they had literally created immortal history, held a frenzied festival.
A life-size statue of the Lord Jesus was installed in the square, and huge numbers of citizens flocked in front of his statue every day.
“Historia que tú hiciste”
The gathered citizens sang cheers in front of the statue of the Lord Jesus and expressed satisfaction with the statue that turned out better than expected.
They thought that the Lord Jesus, the statue’s recipient, would also be satisfied, but in reality, the statue’s recipient showed dissatisfaction.
“Is that really me?”
Song Yuna covered her mouth and smiled at the somewhat nervous reaction of the Lord Jesus.
“Is it the same as when you smile?”
“I smile like that?”
The Lord Jesus pointed to the statue and gave an expression of disbelief.
The statue of the Lord Jesus he pointed to was full of a somewhat maniacal smile.
“Bada! Baa!”
“Bada! Baa!”
Just as the Lord Jesus was about to pour out his complaints further, the twins in his arms looked at the statue and cried out.
The Lord Jesus nodded and remained silent, and Song Yuna, who was looking at him, burst into laughter.
Hehe!”
As if to prove the saying that couples become similar, Song Yuna’s laughter became similar to that of the Lord Jesus.
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Meanwhile, at that time.
Manchester United was in a mourning house atmosphere.
[The players were disappointed by the shocking defeat in Manchester.]
Manchester United advanced to the Champions League final this season.
They announced an ambitious plan to lift the Big Ear in this Champions League and use it as a signal of revival.
However, contrary to their wishes, Manchester United lost to Real Madrid in the Champions League final with a helpless score of 12:0.
The Red Devils were angry at this shocking defeat. They had sweet dreams but could not handle the cold reality of being suddenly thrown into the gutter.
The angry Red Devils immediately looked for a scapegoat.
“The club owner is out!! Get out of there right now, you fucking bastard!”
Fans staged a performance every day targeting the team owner’s family and demanded his resignation.
[Into the arms of Manchester United oil money?]
Their wish came true.
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Just before dawn, the streets are filled with gloom.
A post was posted on the community.
[Title: Are there any Real Madrid fans? I have something I want to say to you.]
(ID verification of the post about the Lord Jesus’ obsolete remarks. Jpg)
(Liverpool Fan Cafe Certification ID. Jpg)
Your nuclear warheads are awesome haha
But I was confused because the firepower was bigger than I expected.
I was thinking about Little Boy, but the Tsar Bomba went off haha
└ Wow, there was talk about whether it was a roadside murder. ㄹㅇ Was it a roadside murder?
└ Kkkk crazy bastard kkkk
└Ah, I’m screwed. For the time being, the community will be ruined just to kill people.
└ So is this a nuclear war?
└ Fuck. Jeonbeompul bastard, you are behind. Just try meeting Real Madrid in the Champions League.
└ Ah haha, the war criminals were worth it. Did they fire a nuclear warhead at Manchester United without declaring war? Haha,
The post came not long after. He disappeared from the community due to concerns about the repercussions.
